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Alfred F. Jones, known to his people and Boss as America, to the world's official documents as United States of America, was capable of being frank about practically anything. Mostly due to his non-existing ability of reading the atmosphere, but also because he believed in the loud, (too) frank, American way.
However, there were some things he just couldn't bring himself to talk about. Mostly due to the influence the puritans still had on him.
So, when his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland (England), inadvertently opened the door to his (Arthur's) bathroom when Alfred was staying at his house for a week, he caught him doing something that turned him on; Alfred was masturbating.
Author's notes:
Maybe Alfred should've locked the door ... or maybe not.
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