I never wanted to be a tv star, I knew it wouldn't go well with my persona. Nobody would want a snarky know-it-all to begin with. Well, I guess Chris McLean did. I sent out my audition clip at school at lunchtime. I didn't really think much about it so I just said a few things about myself and then I sent it to that bastard Chris McLean. Two weeks later I find myself packing up my bags to go to the address Chris left me so I could get picked up by the "yacht" to get to Camp Wawanakwa.

After getting to the Camp I and the other fellow contestants were disgusted. There wasn't a large hotel, there were broken, tiny, and uncleaned cabins. I was greeted by Chris saying.

"Our *sigh* our next camper is Noah.

"Got my memo about my life-threatening allergies," I say sarcastically to Chris.

"Sure somebody did," Chris says only realizing this now.

"Good, is this where we're staying?" I ask with an unimpressed look on my face.

This "threatening" punk dude says "No, it's your mom's house, and we're throwing a party." he says clenching his fists.

Obviously, I wasn't threatened because I then said. "Nice piercings original, do them yourself?" I say and then realized I made a small mistake. The punk kid grabs my lips and says.

"Sure you want one?" he says while taking a large pin out of his bag.

"No thanks, can I have my lip back please?" I murmur.

Punkie then let's go and I say "Thanks" sarcastically. Man, these teens really have problems. A few more people come and I wasn't even bothered to greet any of them or even try to remember their names.

While trying to be as quiet as possible I hear Chris say Codmiester and I couldn't help but chuckle when he says that. What a ridiculous name, I'd hate to be called Codmiester.

After another one or two contestants come, everybody gets suspiciously quiet. I couldn't help but look up from the ground and see everybody stare at this hot guy on the next boat coming. The pudgy guy was even drooling at the sight of him.

After the Justis guy or whatever his name comes, I hear a big thud. I guessed that the big guy must've been too much weight and the dock was starting to break. It was just this nut-bar Lizzy or whatever her name is falling off the ship.

After that, Chris McJackass wanted to take a group photo, I'm not keen on photos but hopefully, it's just one or two. The fucking camera kept having problems and I couldn't hold this pose any longer until finally, he took the god-damn photo. As he was about to take the picture, I heard another thud and just guessed that Lizzy girl fell again, this time it was the dock breaking. Everybody fell into the water so we didn't get our god-damn picture after all.

Chris then tells us to meet at the campfire in ten so we could get some time to "enjoy the island." I had no clue where to go so I just followed the Malibu chick because she looked like the only practical person here.

Chris then starts to explain the rules and shit which I obviously didn't listen to. Then Chris starts to make the teams which was the first time I started listening in the last thirty minutes. I was put onto a team called "The Screaming Gophers" which was one of the most unusual names I've ever heard of but it really doesn't matter what team name you have.

After the two "besties" stopped whining for about 5 minutes we could finally go to our cabins to unpack. Our cabin was the east cabin and thankfully the boys and girls were separated. All of a sudden, I hear screaming, later on, I find out that Lindsay girl was screaming because of a fucking beetle.

Later on it was, what seemed to be lunch? Owen ( the big guy ) was talking shit about the chef which made me laugh but the poor guy was heard. After Owen gets in trouble I hear the Chef say.

"HEY SCRAWNY KID, COME GIMME YOUR PLATE" the Chef ordered.

I already had enough food but since the chef was "so generous" he gave me more of that moving slop. That's when I lost my appetite, but I still ate it, it didn't go down well though because, after lunch, it all came out.

After lunch and that chef guy nearly beheading the nearly shirtless guy, we went up to do our first challenge, and god, it was horrible. We had to jump off a really, tall cliff, land into the hoop submerged in the shark-infested waters.

After the Killer Bass was done, it was our team's turn. I went right before the Trent guy and then, Owen had to jump. We all thought he was going to die, he was most likely going to die. He took a few steps back, ran and he jumped. If he jumped into the hoop, that means we won. I was already tasting victory, we really did win. When Owen landed in the water, it was like a large tsunami, everybody in the water was washed to shore, including the sharks. Nobody really cared because the Screaming Gophers won the first challenge!

I didn't know this was only the first part because now we had to bring all of these boxes and make them into a hot-tub. Since we won, we had trailers to carry the boxes with. The other team looked so pathetic while we were singing "100 bottles on the wall" which was boring but I joined in. I really did think Lindsay was just a hot girl afraid of bugs but she forgot how to push a trailer. How do you manage to forget that? She also ditched me for some of the ride trying to listen to a seashell. This was just great.

For some odd reason, time flew by and we were already at the campgrounds. Chris told us to open the crates up but here's the twist, we had to open it with our teeth. Great, when I get home my mom's going to have to check my teeth, just great.

We ended up finishing our hot-tub before the other team, and it actually looked better. Chris was pleased and obviously, we won. Their hot-tub was so pathetic that it broke when Chris touched it once. We got invincibility from being voted out and we got to keep the hot-tub. I'm not a hot-tub guy but I was excited, somewhere to read my book and relax. This was the day the biggest mistake of my life had just begun

Hi everybody. Sorry that these chapters are small. I had to decide either to make the story shorter and have long chapters or have shorter chapters and a longer story. I decided on the 2nd option. If any of you see this on Wattpad ( Which I will link ) do check if it's my own Wattpad account which I will tell in the description of this story. If you do find a copy-cat please contact me and report the copy-cat, do so and I'll greatly appreciate it.

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