N/A: This is the result of a discussion I had with some friends. Comments are welcome and desired. Thank you. Read and enjoy…oh and eat your tomatoes.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot maybe.
Chapter 1:Sasuke Uchiha would've dismissed the idea of getting married if it wasn't for the promise of tomatoes. Those mostly round and red and delicious fruits were her only vice as far as she was concerned.
And so she got lined up in the row of girls willing to marry into the Hyuga clan even though she was an Uchiha. And Uchihas don't mingle with Hyugas. Usually. But Sasuke wasn't an usual Uchiha.
Once it was her turn to fill out the papers that made her a suitor for one Hinata Hyuga, the Hyuga-clan members handing out those papers looked at her like she the personification of chaos.
"U-Uchiha." They mumbled.
"Yes?" she asked rolling her eyes inwardly.
"W-what d-do you w-want?" one asked her pointing a pencil in her direction. As if that would scare her, she snorted.
"Getting married to Hinata Hyuga. You announced in this paper that you would fulfil any wish for the one that wins the competition and becomes Hinata Hyugas wife. I want to enter the competition." Sasuke said, while she showed the aforementioned piece of a flyer that she'd found a while ago.
"Y-You can't!" the other shouted out.
"And why is that? You declared in this paper here in that paragraph that any unmarried female above the age of 18 is allowed to enter. There is nothing written here that says I can't take part in the competition. As far as I can see the Uchiha clan isn't specifically excluded, so?"
The two Hyuga clan members looked at each other and sighed. Before one of them handed her the forms and a fountain pen.
Sasuke smiled in satisfaction as she filled the forms. She was one step closer to her wish of a lifetime supply of tomatoes. Now she only had to win the competition and convince some Hyugas as well as her family.
Which should be as easy as filling out forms, right?