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"You brought that with you?" Bowser asked as they walked to a roulette wheel.

"Of course!" Eggman said as he sat in his chair. "Orbot! My cards."

"Here you are, doctor." Orbot said, handing Eggman the cards as he looked through them.

"Hmm… decisions, decisions…" He mused.

"Don't you already have the design figured out?"

"Yes, but I need to figure out what goes where." Eggman said as he pulled the lever as the roulette wheel spun until it came to a complete stop. "Perfect!"

Back at the Observatory…

"And that is the story of how Ibuki spent her time with Doom Guy-chan!" Ibuki said proudly.

"Wooooow!" Penny's eyes sparkled. "That's amazing!"

"Never doubt Ibuki." Hiyoko chuckled.

"Hmm!" Yang rubbed her chin in thought. "I wonder what it'd be like if I went toe to toe with this Doom Guy."

"Dibs on the winner!" Nora said.

"Given Ibuki's description on this "Doom Guy", I'm pretty sure the both of you would get knocked out fairly quickly." Blake said.

"Oh ye of little faith, Blake!" Yang chuckled.

Gloria shook her head. "I'll give 'er five seconds."

"Ten." Weiss said.

"Heh, I can see it now." Yang smirked, picturing it in her head.

"Winner!" Yang raised her hand proudly as Doom Guy stood up and clapped for Yang.

However, in Hiyoko's head… things were a bit different.

"Ooooow…" Yang groaned, buried underneath rubble as Doom Guy folded his arms.

Hiyoko shook her head. "Two."

"Seconds?" Weiss asked.

"Milliseconds."

"Ouch…" Gloria whispered.

"Okay so uh… we're in the dome, so now what?" Nora asked.

"Pardon me!" Polari came flying in. "Sorry about that, anyway… you see that Pull Star up above you? Just reach out to it."

"Oh, like this?" Ruby asked, aiming her hand at the Pull Star as it lit up and pulled her upward. "Ack!" She yelped.

"Now just go to the desired Galaxy you want to go! Considering we have one Power Star, the Observatory can only take you to that Galaxy over there, known as the Good Egg Galaxy. So… good luck with that!" Polari said.

"How do I even go there?!"

"Oh, just point where you wanna go and the Launch Star will take care of the rest."

"Oh, so like th-" Ruby pointed to Good Egg Galaxy where she was launched away. "-IIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Wait… so… we're going to actual galaxies?" Yang asked.

"Bingo!" Polari said.

"Ruby, wait up!" Yang called out.

With Ruby…

"Whooooa." Ruby said as she stared at the Galaxy before her. "So green… so life-like! So…. Uh oh… crap… CRAP CRAP CRAP! I GOTTA LAND!" She yelled as she flipped herself and landed hard on the grass. "Mmmph!"

BGM: Good Egg Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)

Ruby stood up. "That's a bit hard on the knees… whoa!" She said as she looked around, seeing the planet before her. "Cooooool!" Her eyes sparkled as she walked forward, seeing some Octoombas minding their own business. "Oh, what are those?" She wondered as she walked up to the Octoombas. "Hello~!" She smiled as the Octoombas turned to her… before they spat out cannonballs at her. "Wah!" She yelped as she jumped away in time. "…Okay…" She readied her scythe and aimed at the Octoombas, shooting them both down as they exploded into Star Bits shortly after, where she went to collect them.

"I wonder…" Ruby mused as she pulled out a Star Bit and popped it in her mouth. "…Mmm! Honey candy!" Her eyes sparkled. "I'll definitely have to put these in some cookies later." She said as she heard thuds behind her as they turned to see the rest of the group. "Heya!"

"Ooof, that's gonna be a bit hard on the ankles." Yang winced.

"Ow… ow…" Dorothea winced.

"Woo, okay… get used to it…" Luigi said as they shook it off.

"Can I just say it's a bit chilly out there?" Jaune asked. "Brrr…"

"Space is cold out there… we're just gonna have to be careful." Pit said as they nodded.

"So many possibilities in this galaxy!" Ibuki said. "Ibuki's gonna go this way!" She said as she headed over to the Launch Star at the house in front of them while the others split up.

Good Egg Galaxy's Power Star 1 - Dino Piranha - RWBY, Pit, Qrow, Ilia, Mercedes, Travis, Mario Bros, Daisy

"Wah!" Weiss yelped as they walked their way over on the other side. "Are we upside down or… right side up? I mean, we're on the other side of the planet!"

"This is definitely gonna take some time getting used to." Yang said.

"Agreed… a bit disorienting." Ruby said as they walked up the tower while taking out a single Goomba that was there, then they came across a Luma.

"Hi there! There's a big monster up ahead. You wouldn't mind taking it out, would ya?"

"Please, we eat monsters for breakfast. How bad can it be?" Travis chuckled.

"Alrighty then!" He said, transforming into a Sling Star as one by one, they hopped over to the Launch Star and blasted their way to the Boulder Planet.

"I see a Star Chip over there." Mario said.

"Then it looks like we have to rebuild a Launch Star." Daisy said as they walked ahead, but were greeted by boulders walking around.

"Boulders rolling around on their own?" Ilia wondered.

"Goodness me…" Mercedes said as they traversed carefully across the planet to collect the Star chips, which was easier said than done because there was mud everywhere. A boulder had started to move toward Yang as she got stuck in the mud, she turned toward it as she saw a red jewel outside of the boulder, and when it got within range, she punched it hard enough for the boulder to shattered, releasing Star Bits evrywhere.

"Woo! Booyah!" Yang fist pumped as she gathered them all up as they found all the Star Chips as they then blasted off to the Bean Planet, which consisted of an Octoomba and a Piranha Plant with a Slurple underneath, but none of them went underneath the planet as Qrow was able to take out the Octoomba and Piranha Plant as a vine popped out, leading toward to the Bitten Apple planet. They started walking when they noticed huge boulders moving toward them. "I got it!" Yang said, but then Travis pulled out his Beam Katana and then slashed through the boulder easily, sliced cleanly in half. "Ooooor not."

"That red crystal didn't show itself, so I thought I'd help you out." Travis chuckled.

"Uh, thanks…" Yang said.

"Well, it's better than being crushed." Daisy said as they walked through as Travis cut through more boulders as they made their way toward the end of the planet where they saw a Spiny Piranha Plant.

"Is that a… Piranha Plant… with spikes covering its stem?" Blake asked.

"Probably a Spiny Piranha Plant." Weiss guessed.

"Ooooh, so that's what Viridi was talking about in her thesis…" Pit mused.

"Oh gosh, you listened to that rant too?" Weiss asked.

"I think we all heard it…" Pit sweatdropped as the Spiny Piranha Plant attempted to slam down on the ground to try and crush them, but with little success as Mario hopped on the plant's head to kill it, then sprouted a vine where they were taken to the bottom half of the Block Climb Planet. Mercedes spotted footprints walking away from them as she used a Nosferatu spell to reveal a Petapeta as Ilia ran over and slashed it to make several Star Bits pop shoot out.

"Why do I feel bad for that?" Ruby wondered as they gathered the Star Bits as they made their way around the planet and saw a few Octoombas and a crystallized Launch Star as Mario and Luigi jumped over to it while using the Octoombas as a boost and broke free the Launch Star as one by one, they all blasted off to the Dino Geo Planet… where they stepped on a massive egg.

Pause BGM

"Uh… I think we made a mistake…" Weiss said.

"I think you're right." Blake said as Yang was the last one to slam into the egg, then hopped off.

"What's with the egg?" Yang wondered as they noticed it cracking all over. "Uh oh…"

"Oh, this isn't good!" Pit said as Qrow readied his scythe.

"Get ready." Qrow said as the egg shattered, revealing Dino Piranha… as it turned to the group and let out a massive roar.

BGM: Dino Piranha (Super Mario Galaxy)

Rudely Hatched - Dino Piranha

Dino Piranha lunged at them, forcing them to avoid the massive Piranha Plant as it swung its tail to try and whack Ilia and Mercedes, but they rolled out of the way in time where Mario jumped in the air and fire punched it in the gut as Luigi jumped over and hammered it in the head, then Daisy delivered a hard punch to its stomach as well. Dino Piranha attempted to bite down on Daisy but she took a step back, nearly tripping from the planet's gravity.

"This planet's a bit wonky!" Daisy said.

We'll keep that in mind!" Qrow said as he and Travis ran ahead and slashed at the Dino Piranha's chest as it grunted a bit from the pain as it then swung its tail at the two, forcing them to dodge as Yang had an idea as she ran toward the tail as it was being shot at by Ruby and Pit, but they rolled out of the way to avoid getting hit by the Dino Piranha… but it stopped it turned around to see Yang grabbed a hold of the tail as she then punched the ball, sending it to Dino Piranha's head, knocking off some petals off its head.

End BGM

Dino Piranha angrily stomped, turning red as it angrily screamed at them.

BGM: Dino Piranha Phase 2 (Super Mario Galaxy)

"Great, you pissed it off!" Weiss exclaimed.

"I was only going to knock it out!" Yang defended as the Dino Piranha charged at Yang, forcing her to roll out of the way as Weiss summoned her glyphs and shot icebergs at Dino Piranha. She then ran over an tried to stab it, but she found the gravity of the planet was making her a bit sluggish.

"Nnngh… anyone else having trouble walking on this planet?"

"Still getting used to it!" Pit said.

"The gravity on these planets are very different…" Blake said as Ilia swung her blade at Dino Piranha, as it turned and roared at her, then charged at her, forcing her to get out of the way as Luigi snuck behind the Dino Piranha and did a spin attack on his tail to make it fly up and bopped it on the head.

"Alright, one more should do it!" Weiss said, when suddenly a bright light glowed throughout the galaxy. "Ack! What's with that glowing light?!" She winced.

"WEISS, LOOK OUT!" Ruby yelled.

"Huh?" Weiss turned around as Dino Piranha swung his tail hard at Weiss, sending her flying out of the planet's orbit. "AAAAAAAGH!"

"WEISS!" Yang yelled as Blake pulled out her Shadow Whip and whipped it toward Weiss, but the planet's gravity made it curve and accidentally hit Travis.

"Ow!"

"Ooops." Blake sweatdropped.

"Shit… this is bad!" Daisy said as they quickly avoided the charging as Ruby used her Semblance to get behind the Dino Piranha.

"This is FOR WEISS!" She yelled, blasting the tail with her Rose Palm as it blasted into its head, as it started screaming before falling on its stomach.

End BGM

"Did we get it?" Ilia asked, but then the Dino Piranha sat up with a groan… before starting to cry loudly.

"Ack!" Pit covered his ears. "Definitely a loud crier!"

"I mean… if you think about it, we did beat up a baby." Blake said, wincing.

"That ain't good…" Qrow said when suddenly a heavenly light appeared as Viridi landed on the ground and walked over to the Dino Piranha.

"Aww, you poor thing…" She whispered as she gently placed her hand on the chest. "Shhh, it's gonna be okay snookums… yes… mama's here." She said as the Dino Piranha's crying softened. She wrapped vine-like bandages around the Dino Piranha's wounds. "Mommy'll make you feel all better." She planted a kiss on the bandages and smiled at the Dino Piranha. "There, all better~" She smiled before her smile faded, then she clenched her fists. "Of all the nerve…" She turned around and faced the others. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"H-hey! Don't blame us! It attacked first!" Yang said.

"Don't give me that bullshit, Yang!" Viridi snapped. "I have been waiting for this little guy to hatch for the longest time, and the moment I look away for a few seconds, I turn to check on it to see you guys beating up the poor thing!"

"Well… we did kinda slam into the egg…" Qrow said.

"Typical…" Viridi pinched the bridge of her nose. "You just had to use this poor baby as a landing pad… hmph! Of all the nerve… do you people always attack everything in sight? Because frankly, I think you do."

"Whoa whoa now." Travis walked forward. "I don't think we should let some cute little moe girl talk us down like that."

"Cute little mo-… do you realize who you're talking to?!"

"Yeah. I think it's time for the loli to go take a nap." Travis said, ruffling Viridi's head.

"…Call me a loli or a moe one more time and I swear I'll-"

"You'll do what? Throw a temper tantrum? Heh, I doubt you'll do anything to me, little miss mo-OOOOOOOH!" He yelled, as Viridi had kicked him between the legs.

"Oh!" Pit and Qrow winced at this as Travis fell on his knees.

"Heh, that's a good look for you." Viridi smirked.

"Y-you… you're a little bitch…!" Travis whimpered.

"I know what I am." She said and let out an annoyed sigh. "Seriously… attacking a baby like that… you're lucky I'm not pissed enough to attack all of you." She said as she walked back to the Dino Piranha. "There there, it's okay sweetie… mommy's here." She whispered as the Dino Piranha let out a groan before letting out a violent cough before coughing out the Power Star. "…What the… what was this doing in your stomach?" She wondered.

"Maybe someone put it there?" Ruby guessed.

"But who would…" Viridi wondered and then folded her arms. "This is troubling…" She muttered. "Come on, let's go back to the temple." She told it as she called upon a beam of light and warped her and the Dino Piranha.

"I guess that's that." Daisy said as Mario picked up the Power Star.

"Yeah, but Weiss…" Ruby looked off into the distance.

"Lady Palutena, have you located Weiss?" Pit asked.

"Yes. A Luma had already taken her back to the Observatory. She's okay."

"Oh thank goodness." Pit sighed with relief as he told the others as they all relaxed with a sigh of relief.

"That's good." Mario said as the Power Star lifted them all from the ground and they took off flying back to the Observatory.

A few minutes earlier, with Weiss…

Weiss would find herself fly to a big round grassy planet. "How far did that Piranha Plant take me?!" She asked as she flipped herself to land on her feet… but considering it was a round planet, she slammed into the ground, but landed wrong and her ankle twisted as a result. "AGH!" She cried out in pain as she fell on her knees. "Aaagh… hoooo…" She repositioned herself as she tried to stand on her foot but she hissed in agony. "Shoot… I think I sprained it…" She hissed, wincing a bit.

It was then that she noticed a small egg nearby as she limped toward it, kneeling down to take a closer look. "Curious…" She said as she picked it up. "Kinda cute!" She smiled and looked around, seeing a massive creature lying on the ground. "Oh!" She put the egg down. "Sorry about that!" She said to the creature as it looked like it was budging… until a raptor head peeked out and tore off the skin of the creature. It looked like it was dining on the creature.

She let out a gasp as she took a step back, putting her hand over her mouth in horror as she turned to the egg, putting two and two together. She couldn't just leave it behind! She picked it up and limped away. Come on, come on… please don't see me… please don't see me!

"HEEEEEEY!" A voice called out, making Weiss stiffen which caught the attention of the raptor creatures. A Luma came flying over to Weiss. "You wanna head back to the Observatory?"

"Yes! Get me off this planet!"

The Luma transformed into the Launch Star. "Hop on!" He said as Weiss quickly blasted off, hoping the raptor creatures wouldn't have noticed her. Unfortunately, they had spotted Weiss and the egg as they had got into the Launch Star and took off after their prey.

Good Egg Galaxy Star 2 - A Snack of Cosmic Proportions - Gloria, Tai, Zwei, Penny, Carolina, the Reds

Resume Good Egg Galaxy BGM

"Mmph! What just attached to me?" Gloria wondered as she looked down to see a Slurple on her leg.

"Oooh, let me examine it." Penny said as she analyzed the Slurple. "It is a Slurple. Apparently they can suck the life force out of you if you let them."

"WHAT THE FOCK?! THEN WHY IS IT ATTACHED TO MY LEG?! GET IT OFF!" Gloria yelled, tried to shake it off as Carolina grabbed it and yanked it off of her leg, crushing it with her hand.

"So we have mosquitoes in space… greeeeeat…" Grif said.

"Not just mosquitoes, Grif!" Sarge said. "They're space mosquitoes!"

"I think space leeches would be a more better term." Simmons said.

"What did I tell you about making up animals, Simmons!" Sarge scolded as they walked along the steps, looking up and watching Ruby's team blast off to the Boulder Planet.

"Be careful, you guys." Tai said as they walked up the steps and met a Blue Luma.

"I have a hungry friend up ahead. You wouldn't mind sharing your snacks, would ya?" He asked before transforming into Pull Stars and then lifted them off the ground.

"Wait, what do you mean by snacks?" Carolina wondered as they were launched to the Pear Planet as Zwei ran off and picked up a few Star Bits before giving one to Tai as he picked it up and popped one in his mouth.

"Hmm, it definitely reminds me of honey candy." He mused as they started gathering up Star Bits around them.

"Mmmm!" Grif said after popping one in his mouth. "Definitely tastes like candy!" He said as he started scooping up Star Bits as they blasted off to the Egg Planet after finding a Launch Star mid-travel to the Rock Planet and they all took off to the Egg Planet… though Grif landed on the Rock Planet and gathered up more Star Bits while humming.

"Hi there!" A Hungry Luma greeted.

"Oh, you're a cutie." Tai said.

"Aww, thank you!" The Hungry Luma smiled as they spotted Team A flying nearby.

"Huh, wonder where those boneheads are flyin'." Sarge said.

"Appaently to that large egg." Donut said.

"Huh! More power to 'em." Sarge said as he turned around.

"Oh my goodness, that thing just hatched into a massive plant!" Donut said as he saw it unfold.

"Quit making stuff up, Donut." Sarge said.

"I'm hungry!" The Hungry Luma said. "I want 100 Star Bits!"

"A hundred?!" Tai said in surprise. "That's a… bit steep."

"Hmm… where can we find 100 Star Bits?" Simmons asked as Grif landed near them.

"Sup?" Grif greeted, holding a bunch of Star Bits.

"Found your answer." Gloria said.

"Grif, give us your Star Bits. This big guy requires us to give us 100 Star Bits… and you look like you're holding a ton of 'em." Sarge said.

"WHAT?! Nuh-uh! These are all for me! Go find some more for that little piglet!"

"Insubordination!" Sarge aimed his shotgun at Grif.

"Aaaagh! Alright, fiiiiine…" Grif grumbled, dumping the Star Bits on the ground.

"That's more like it!" Sarge said as Penny rubbed her chin in thought and snapped her fingers, stuffing her blades with Star Bits after summoning them and aimed them at the Hungry Luma.

"Open wide~!" She smiled as the Hungry Luma drooled at the thought as 100 Star Bits went into his mouth.

"Ooooh, I am so full… I think I'm gonna… TRANSFOOOOOOOOORM!" He yelled, flying off to the center of the galaxy and transforming into a Tower Planet, unwittingly being the cause for having Weiss getting knocked to another planet.

"Did that Luma transform into a fockin' planet?!" Gloria said in shock.

"…That's it! I'm gonna stuff myself silly until I turn into a planet!" Grif said. "So I can be away from you people, especially YOU, Sarge!"

"Heh! If you turn into a planet, we'll be walking all over you." Sarge boasted. "It'd be like things haven't changed at all!"

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Grif yelled in frustration.

"Heh, got 'em!" Sarge chuckled.

Tai shook his head. "You boneheads…" He said as they went into the pink Launch Star and flew off toward the Tower Planet, as they started climbing up while avoiding the Goombas and the prickly plants, though Grif was lagging behind from all the climbing as Carolina had to drag the man up the top as they found the Launch Star and took off to the Pill Planet.

"I think Mario forgot a pill." Sarge said.

"You think Mario would be strong enough to lift that thing?" Simmons asked.

"Well, if he has a Mega Mushroom on him, then yes."

"Fair enough!"

"No creo que ni siquiera Mega Mario levantaría eso." (I do not think even Mega Mario would lift that.) Lopez said.

"Lopez is right. It'll take two Mega Marios!" Donut said as they landed on the planet.

"Por qué me molesto?" (Why do I even bother?)

"Okay, where is the entrance to this…" Tai said as they walked around the planet as they heard barking from Zwei where they turned to see him pointing his nose to a crystal that would lead them into the planet. "Atta boy!" He smiled, scratching him behind the ears as Penny fired a laser at it to destroy it, then then hopped in, only to get screwed around with the planet's inner gravity. "OOOOF!"

"Ow!" Gloria yelled, bumping her head on the ceiling… or floor, depending on the arrows. "This damned planet…"

Carolina flipped around, landing on her feet. "I think I got it figured out! If they're pointing up, it'll take you to the ceiling… or floor in this case!"

"Yeah, we got that part… but it's so sudden too…" Simmons said.

"I will not be bullied by gravity!" Sarge declared. "Damn you gravity! I will conquer you!" He said as they made their way to the top while getting bumps and bruises on the way.

"Well that was eventful!" Penny said.

"Yeah, sure… let's go with that…" Grif said as they saw the Launch Star, but noticed it was aiming them to glass.

"I'll go!" Penny said as she got in the Launch Star and flew, slamming into the glass and shattering it while the others went after her as they landed on the Star Planet where Penny easily caught it. "Got it!" She smiled as the others were lifted off the ground by the Star's power and they flew off together.

Good Egg Galaxy Star 3 - King Kaliente's Battle Fleet - Ibuki, Hiyoko, JNPR, Most of the Blues, Sonic, Byleth, Dorothea

Ibuki landed on the Tropic Planet. "Sweet, now it's Ibuki's turn!" She grinned as she heard 'thuds' nearby as she turned to see the others. "Hi hi hi! Glad you could join Ibuki!"

"And let you hog all the glory?" Hiyoko teased.

"We wanted to come with ya!" Nora said.

"Alrighty!" Ibuki smiled. "By the way, where is Caboose-chan?"

"Wasn't he with us?" Tucker asked.

Good Egg Galaxy Star 6 - Caboose on the Roof

"Hello? Helloooo!" Caboose said, knocking on the door as it creaked open. "Hello? Anyone in here?" He wondered as he peeked inside and spotted a Power Star. "Oooh!" He said as he walked inside and took it, where he found a ladder and climbed up where he got up to the roof via a hatch. He then closed it and looked around. "Hello? Guys? Where are you?" He wondered as he lifted up and took off back to the Observatory. "Ah, it's okay guys, I'm heading back to the Observatory if it's alright with you!"

Back with Team C…

"Ah, I'm sure he'll be fine." Church said as they walked forward and spotted a sling star as they hopped on and launched to the other planet above them as they walked up and saw a massive Pokey rising from the ground.

"Shouldn't Pokeys be in deserts?" Pyrrha wondered.

"Obviously not this one!" Nora said as they got ready to fight it… until it was completely roasted by Ibuki's built-in flamethrower in her guitar. "Huh?!"

"What, you thought Ibuki was joking about that flamethrower?" Hiyoko teased.

"I thought she was making it up!" Church said.

"Nope! Ibuki never makes stuff up!" Ibuki said cheerfully.

"Impressive." Byleth said with a nod.

"Yup!" Dorothea nodded as well as they went into the Launch Star and flew off to the Asteroid Planet, only to fly off to the Chomp Saucer Planet thanks to a Sling Star. They walked forward when Ibuki's ears picked up on something as she stepped out of the way to reveal a Chomp rolling toward them.

"Aaah! They're off their chains?!" Jaune said as they moved out of the way.

"Come on!" Ibuki moved forward where they saw an electric gate in their way as Nora easily walked through and destroyed one end of the gate to deactivate it as they walked to the other side and saw a barrage of Chomps rolling around, Octoombas minding their business and Bullet Bills were being launched out of blasters.

"I think Bowser fortified this planet." Ren said.

"Yup." Nora agreed as they worked their way toward the center while batting away a few Bullet Bills as Nora hammered the crystal to shatter it. "Not making that same mistake like last time!" She said as they were launched up to… a few Airships.

End BGM

BGM: Tension (Super Mario Galaxy)

"Bowser's airships?!" Dorothea exclaimed in surprise.

"Looks like we got trouble." Sonic said as they landed on the airship as they walked ahead as a few Octopi popped up from barrels, spitting out a few Coconuts where Hiyoko batted the coconuts back to the Octopi, knocking them off as the bridge they were guarding fell to the ship they were on.

"Nice hits, Hiyoko-chan!" Ibuki praised as Hiyoko let out a giggle.

"There is no way a metal fan could deflect coconuts." Church said.

"Let's see you get a shot in, Mr. I Can't Hit a Diglett." Hiyoko taunted.

"…Oh, you would!" Church growled as Hiyoko looked at him smugly. He then aimed at an Octoomba and shot at it, but he missed… as usual. "Ah dammit!"

"Can't hit that target either. Tsk Tsk." Hiyoko teased as she skipped off.

"I couldn't concentrate with that bitchy look you were giving me!"

"Well, that's because you failed to impress." Hiyoko smiled.

"Why YOU…" Church would aim at Hiyoko.

"Doooown boy." Tucker said, putting his arms down as Ibuki had seen this and whispered in Hiyoko's ear.

"Oh, shooting at me?" Hiyoko would give him an annoyed look before smirking. "Go on and hit me, I dare you. You couldn't hit the side of a barn if you tried… and even then, you'd miss the barn!"

"AAAAARGH!" Church yelled.

"Easy now!" Sonic got between Church as did Byleth. "No need to cause violence here."

"Rrrgh.. Fiiiiiine…" He growled as they made their way to the last Launch Star right as they saw a bright light in the distance.

"Oooh, pretty lights!" Nora said.

"Ibuki knows what happens." Ibuki chuckled as they went into the Launch Star and flew up to the Octo Magma planet. They would walk up to the upper portion of the planet where they would see lava before them.

End BGM

"Lava? We came all this way for a lava bath." Jaune said while scratching the back of his head.

"Wait! Ibuki hears something." Ibuki said, when suddenly… King Kaliente burst out of the lava.

BGM: King Kaliente (Super Mario Galaxy)

Fried Royal Octopus - King Kaliente

"Whoa! We have to fight that thing?!" Jaune asked.

"Perfect." Sonic smirked.

"Wait!" Hiyoko said. "You guys still don't believe Ibuki did all that stuff with Doom Guy… so, we'll take it from here." She said. "Right, Ibuki?"

"Yup yup! You guys'll stay back and watch!" Ibuki smiled as she readied her guitar. She then pulled out her phone and threw it at Nora. "Here, record our awesomeness so the others will see that Ibuki's legit, Nora-chan!"

"Uh… okay!" Nora nodded as she fiddled with the phone while Hiyoko and Ibuki readied themselves as King Kaliente spat out a coconut at them, as Hiyoko swung her tessans and reflected it back at Kaliente, smacking him in the head with it. Kaliente let out an annoyed growl and spat out three fireballs, but Ibuki tweaked her guitar and smirked.

"Haven't shown this off in the Gaiden!" She said, strumming her guitar and firing an airblast from her guitar, similar to Pyro's air blast as the fireballs flew back and slammed into Kaliente. It responded with firing a coconut at Ibuki as she readied her guitar and swung it back at him, but he swatted it back at her, which she jumped up and swung it harder, slamming it into Kaliente to knock the crown off of him. Kaliente roared angrily at them and summoned blue Lava Bubbles. "Hiyoko-chan, get close to Ibuki!"

"Right!" Hiyoko got close to her as Ibuki tweaked her guitar again and strummed her guitar to surround the duo in an electric forcefield, destroying the Lava Bubbles as the forcefield dissipated. Kaliente spat out a coconut to Hiyoko to which she swatted it back to him, where he deflected it back to the Ultimate Traditional Dancer.

"Hmm… oh!" Ibuki strummed her guitar as an electric ring surrounded Kaliente and was struck by lighting, giving Hiyoko a chance to hit the coconut hard enough to smack it into his head once last time as it fell into the lava in defeat.

End BGM

Ibuki let out a grin, high fiving Hiyoko as she turned to the others. "Do you believe Ibuki's legit now?" Ibuki asked.

"Oh my GOODNESS!" Nora's eyes sparkled. "Yes! I totally believe that story now!"

"The story adds up." Ren said.

"You are definitely a loon… but an awesome one at that!" Dorothea said.

"What Dorothea said." Pyrrha said.

"Yeah, you're great!" Jaune said.

"…Hate to admit it, but you're pretty good." Tucker said.

"…Meh…" Church muttered.

"You did awesome!" Sonic gave her his signature thumbs up.

"Aw stop it, you're making Ibuki blush~!" Ibuki giggled as Hiyoko grabbed the Power Star that appeared.

"Welp, let's head back to that Observatory!" Hiyoko said as they floated up and flew off.

Back with Weiss…

Weiss landed on the Observatory, but landed hard on her sprained ankle. "OW! Ooooh… aaaagh…!" Weiss winced as she limped over to a couch near the library. "Haaah… oooh… mmmph!" She grunted. "Hard landing… aaagh…" Weiss sat down and put the egg down, taking off her boot and seeing that her foot was really swollen to boot. "Oh… I'm definitely gonna have to stay off of this…" She said when she suddenly heard a roaring as she looked up and saw three raptors landing on the ground. Two were small, but one was gigantic. The three of them were looking mighty hungry, looking directly at Weiss and the egg.

"You… you stay away!" Weiss said as she readied Myrtenaster as she stood up, gingerly stepping on her bad foot.

BGM: Great Jaggi (Monster Hunter 3)

Hunters of the Wild - Jaggi and Great Jaggi

Immediately, the sounds of Pokeballs opened up as Frost, Razor and Mari came out and defended Weiss and the egg. "Sno!"

"Sneasel!"

"Poppi!"

"Alright you three… let's take these things out!" She said. "Frost, Ice Fang! Razor, Hone Claws and then Fury Swipes! Mari, Aqua Jet!"

The three Pokemon obeyed and went to use said moves, but to their surprise, the three of them were surprisingly fast and knocked the three Pokemon back while the Great Jaggi swung its tail on the wounded heiress as she was knocked down. The Great Jaggi then put its claws on her and roared at her as Weiss tried to fight back but to no avail. She let out a scream as the Great Jaggi went to chomp down on her head… but something stopped it. It was then blasted off to the other side of the Observatory as Rosalina stood in front of Weiss.

"Lousy pests…" Rosalina scowled, aiming her wand at the Great Jaggi as it roared at Rosalina and lunged at her, but she summoned a force field to block the attack as her wand lit up and she fired a laser from it to knock the Jaggi back. The Great Jaggi went to try to whack her with her tail, but she teleported above it and then dove down and slammed into it with her heels, then she back flipped as it got back up with a snarl and tried to claw her, but she blocked with a force field again and launched a shockwave that knocked it away.

"Begone!" She ordered, summoning a black hole as she pulled it in as the Jaggi was sucked into it, then she snapped her fingers as the black hole exploded and sent the Jaggi flying away into the depths of space. She then turned to see Palutena finishing off the other two Jaggi.

End BGM

"You alright?" Rosalina asked.

"Yeah, aside from my foot… I've been better…" She said.

"That's a relief." Rosalina smiled as the others soon arrived and spotted Weiss and the others.

"Weiss!" Ruby smiled and spotted the Jaggi that Palutena took care of. "Whoa! What are those?" She asked, pulling out her Rotom Dex.

"Bzzzt, I may be your Pokedex, but I don't think these are actual Pokemon…" Rotom said.

"Huh? Why not?'

"These are not Pokemon." Rosalina said. "They're Jaggi. They're vicious creatures that only a skilled Monster Hunter can take out." She said as they looked at her weirdly.

"How did you know that?" Yang asked.

"You go around the cosmos for hundreds of years, you pick up and see a lot of things." Rosalina replied. "There are more of these creatures around the cosmos, including other monsters out there. You may find a few of them in the galaxies that you will go to." She said.

"How did they get here?" Pit asked.

"I… might have brought them here on accident…" Weiss said and explained what happened after she was knocked away.

"Ooooh!" Yang winced.

"Yeah… they were eating some creature so I felt the need to protect that egg." She said.

"That egg is none other than-" Rosalina would try to say, but the egg started hatching.

"Poppi! Poppi!" Mari would cry out as the egg hatched to reveal… a baby Azure Rathalos.

"A baby Rathalos?!" Ruby yelled.

"You know what they are?" Rosalina asked.

"Yeah, we have one hanging around the Smash Mansion. It's kind of a jerk." Ruby said.

Rosalina looked intrigued. "Interesting!" She said and turned to the baby Rathalos. "If I had to bet, those Jaggi killed its mother who was busy trying to protect the egg. The mother was probably inexperienced against the Jaggi." She guessed as the Azure Rathalos looked to Weiss as it moved over to Weiss and nuzzled against her. "It believes you are his mother." Rosalina said as Weiss picked up the Rathalos.

"Aww, you're so cute when you're not so big and vicious!" Weiss smiled and hugged the Rathalos, sitting on the couch with a smile. "Hmm… I think I'll call you… Azure." She said as the baby Rathalos nuzzled against her.

"Aww, mama Schnee~!" Yang giggled as Rosalina knelt down and healed up Weiss' foot.

"There is no doubt that you sprained your ankle. This should lessen the pain for a while… but should your foot be bothering you again, let me know and I'll numb the pain again… but when you go back home, I'd advise you to stay off it, alright?"

"Right." Weiss nodded as she petted the Azure Rathalos on the head.

"Oh! Ibuki needs to show you something, Weiss-chan!" She grinned, pulling her phone out. "Absolute proof that she is legitimate!" She smiled as she handed her the phone as everyone else that wasn't with Ibuki circled around Weiss to watch Ibuki's performance against King Kaliente.

I may not be a fan of Monster Hunter, but I do have a few friends on Discord who are fans of the series. They even came up with throwing in some Monster Hunter... er... monsters in Galaxy, and even giving a baby Azure Rathalos for Weiss. And hey, I like trying new things so I was like "Why not?" They might actually make me a fan of the series... because right now, i'm heavily considering getting Monster Hunter Stories 2.

Oh, and I also got 3D All-Stars for my Birthday yesterday. Got 52 Stars in 64 (I never realized how unreliable the camera is. I kinda prefer DS for a reason...), 28 Shine Sprites in Purgatory (Because let's face it, Sunshine is the hardest Mario game EVER.) aaaand... haven't touched Galaxy yet but that's next on my list to play later.

Anyway, take care y'all!