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To the Guest with an Unfortunate Name: "Dumb Guest"? Sorry, but... people may get the wrong idea if I called you that. Could you switch to something else, please?
BGM: Rosalina in the Observatory 1 (Super Mario Galaxy)
"Woooow, this ship is amazing~!" Penny said as she kept examining the Blue Typhoon. It was then that she heard footsteps approach her as she turned around to see Palutena.
"Ah, there you are." Palutena said. "I see that you're fascinated by this."
"Yup!"
Palutena chuckled. "So much so that you didn't go into Honeyhive Galaxy." She teased.
"Huh?! They all left without me?" Penny asked, pouting a little. "Aww… I was wondering why it got quiet."
Palutena giggled. "Oh, I can't say I blame you. It is rather impressive."
"You know! …It's also kinda easy to get lost in." Penny admitted. "Buuuut, thanks to my upgrades, I know where to go." She giggled.
"That's the spirit." Palutena smiled as the two of them walked outside where they would notice Caboose, Cream & Cheese walking back.
"Hello~!" Caboose waved.
"Salutations!" Penny waved back as the others would soon arrive where the Toad Brigade would land on the Garage.
"Wooooow! This place is amazing!" Captain Toad said.
Toadette's eyes sparkled. "Cooooool!" She said.
"Oooooh! A patch of flowers for me to nap on!" Yellow Toad said. "…Uh… did I say that out loud?"
"Hello friends!" Penny waved.
"Penny? Weren't you with us?" Ruby asked.
"Well, not really… I got a bit distracted by the Blue Typhoon. …Why are Weiss and Gloria bees?"
"Bee Mushroom." Weiss said.
"Beedrill Bee."
"Ooooh!"
"Hmm…" Palutena walked over to Gloria, rubbing her chin in thought. She snapped her fingers and aimed her staff at Gloria, an aura surrounding her. "Okay, try speaking."
"How exactly is that going to-… heeeeey!" Gloria grinned. "Buzz buzz~ I can talk again~!"
"Should you find another power up that makes you unable to speak, come find me." Palutena said as Gloria nodded.
"Bzzt, it was still pretty funny though!" Rotom said.
"…I can still impale you, ya know." Gloria threatened.
"Hmm… you know, I'd hate to see this go to waste." Palutena said, using her magic to pull the power up away for Gloria and enhanced it with her magic. "There we go. Now this will never go away if you enter a body of water. You can also freely deactivate it whenever you wish."
"Thanks, lass!" Gloria smiled, putting the Bee Mushroom in her bag.
"So what are these?" Penny wondered, referring to Yacker and the Cyan Wisp.
"These are Wisps. Eggman was using them for his theme park one time. I helped free them, they granted me their powers to help give me a boost against Eggman." Sonic explained. "Now he's at it again and we're gonna get the Wisps back. These two came with the Toad Brigade."
"Cool! How do they work?" Penny asked.
"Very simple. Ruby?"
"Of course!" Ruby nodded, absorbing the Cyan Wisp and got into position.
"LASER!"
Ruby shot off like a laser. "WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOA!" A Luma yelled as he spun out of control before he stopped spinning, having swirly eyes. "Oh look… everyone has twins…" He said before collapsing as Ruby came to a complete stop after racing through the Observatory.
"Whew! What a rush!" Ruby smiled as everyone who hadn't seen her use Laser was absolutely surprised.
"Oh. My. Goddess." Pit said in surprise.
"Goodness me… that's quite the running speed." Palutena said.
"And I thought you were fast before…" Tai said.
"Whoa…" Ilia whispered.
"Do it again, I blinked!" Simmons said.
"Coooool!" Ibuki said.
"I wonder if you can use it for your weapon…" Palutena wondered.
"We can try." Ruby said as the Cyan Wisp came out and then went inside Crescent Rose. Palutena would set up some targets on the Blue Typhoon with the help of Tails and Sonic. Ruby got on one knee, feeling the immense power coming through Crescent Rose, and with a deep breath, she pulled the trigger… as she saw the barrel lighting up and then shooting out a laser that knocked Ruby off her feet. "Wah!" She yelped as the laser destroyed one target as hit a wall and ricocheted, hitting the other target.
"Ricocheting bullets… now that's neat." Yang said as Ruby got up.
"Definitely gonna get used to the recoil…" Ruby said as the Cyan Wisp got out of Crescent Rose. "That was awesome!" She said, high fiving it.
"You definitely seemed to have grown an attachment to this little guy." Palutena mused and then aimed her staff at the two of them, the two of them glowing a bit. "Now, whenever you're in a pinch, you can call upon the Cyan Wisp for help." She said. "This applies for all of you if a Wisp has grown an attachment to you."
"Sweet." Yang chuckled.
"That's definitely convenient." Qrow chuckled.
"Indeed, but it's helpful." Rosalina said with a smile.
"Alright boys! Let's go see if there's any more Power Stars we can find!" Sarge said as the Reds and Blues walked back to the dome.
"Think we should make sure they don't get themselves killed?" Ibuki suggested.
"Are you sure?" Hiyoko asked.
"Ibuki is sure." Ibuki said, taking her hand. "Come on, it won't be that bad!" She said and took off.
"Whoa!" Hiyoko yelped.
"I think we'll just hang around here for a little bit." Dorothea said. "Phew, traveling from one galaxy to the next can be quite exhausting…"
"Agreed." Byleth said as the two of them walked off as the others had the same idea.
"Hmm, Rosie, have you ever thought of giving them something to collect Star Bits?" Palutena asked. "I mean, it'd be a lot faster than having them collect them by foot."
"Hmm…" Rosalina rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "It hadn't really occurred to me."
"I might have an idea~!"
At Loopdeloop Galaxy…
BGM: Beach Bowl Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
The Reds landed the planet before them. "…Wait, are we in a tropical paradise?" Grif asked.
"It sure seems like in." Donut said with a nod.
"Sweet!"
"Now what seems to be going on here?" Sarge asked. "Why are there penguins everywhere, are we in some tropical version of Antarctica?"
"Manta surfing!" A penguin said.
"Manta surfing? Well, this should be pretty fun." Simmons said.
"Is that some kind of penguin lingo for a surfboard?" Grif asked.
"Nope." A bigger penguin said as they saw the surfboard was… a literal manta ray. "Ta-dah!"
"AN ACTUAL MANTA RAY?!" Grif yelled.
"That's the liveliest surfboard I've seen." Sarge said as he got on the Manta Ray. "Alright, how do you control this thing? Surely, there's gotta be a start button on this! Gas pedal… no gas pedal." He mumbled. "Maybe if I press my foot he- WHOA!" Sarge fell in the water, causing all the penguins to laugh while Ibuki and Hiyoko landed on the ground. "Nope!" Sarge emerged from the water.
"You got it all wrong! You see, you gotta be in the basic posi-"
"Stand aside, I got it!" Simmons said as he got on the Manta Ray… and stepped on it wrong, causing him to fall in. "WAH!"
"This is beautiful." Grif said as Donut tried to get on it, but slipped on some water.
"Whoa!" He faceplanted on the Manta Ray, knocking them both in the water.
"PFFFT! HAHAHAHA!" Grif laughed, doubling over in laughter.
"Let's see you try it!" Sarge said.
"He can't try it! The manta ray is KO'd!" Coach exclaimed as a few medical penguins came by and dragged the Manta Ray to the side and applied medical treatment on it.
"Why in the world are these idiots here?" Hiyoko groaned. "I swear, the only competent one is that Carolina chick! Does she seriously have to babysit these numbskulls?!"
"'Fraid so." Ibuki said.
"I swear, they're all so incompetent… especially that Sarge guy…" Hiyoko grumbled. "Well… If there's no manta ray, how are we gonna get across?"
"Oh, don't worry Hiyoko-chan, Ibuki's got ya covered." Ibuki said, reaching in her pockets. "No, that's not it… nope… oooh, definitely no… aha!" She pulled out a Penguin Suit. "Ta-dah~!"
"A Penguin? You want to dress up as a penguin?"
"Oh no no no! You are gonna dress up as a penguin!"
"How is this going to help?! Nuh-uh, I'm not dressing up as something ridiculous!"
"Would it help that Ibuki heard that this Penguin Suit that she found in the Mushroom Kingdom can make you more agile in the water, conjure up ice and be able to breathe underwater?"
"Really?"
"Oh! Aaaaaaand she heard that when girls wear it, they get wet suits!"
"…Gimme!" Hiyoko took the Penguin Suit where she got an idea. She tossed it up in the air and Hiyoko jumped high, grabbing it and absorbing it as she did a little spin. A navy blue wetsuit appeared on her body with black and light blue trim and a white belly that looked a bit padded, her zori sandals were changed into dull gold penguin flippers, a black and light blue fitted hood, topped off with a trident like mask partially covering her face appeared next while a similar colored short cape appeared last, draping around her shoulders. She gracefully landed on the ground shortly after.
"Flashy!" Ibuki grinned. "You look snazzy, Hiyoko-chan!"
"I do, don't I?" Hiyoko giggled.
"Hiyoko-chan, you are gonna be the new manta ray!" Ibuki said.
"Oh great!" Hiyoko smiled before it immediately faded. "…I'm not letting those idiots ride me."
"Who said it'd be them?" Ibuki suddenly spun around like a tornado as she stopped spinning to reveal she was wearing a wetsuit of her own. "Ta-dah!"
Hiyoko's eyes sparkled. "Oh, that'll definitely work!"
"…How did she…?" A Penguin wondered.
"Don't ask." Hiyoko told him as they walked to the water and Hiyoko jumped in as Ibuki stepped on her back.
"You ready?"
"Ready!"
"Then let's go!" Ibuki said as Hiyoko took off swimming with Ibuki surfing right on top of her.
"That… shouldn't even be possible." Grif said.
"Well apparently, they don't mind." Simmons said.
End BGM
"Alright!" A Penguin got into position as Ibuki and Hiyoko found themselves next to a bunch of other penguins. "On your mark! Get se-" Ibuki brought out her guitar. "…Uh… what?"
"Don't mind Ibuki! She'll just be providing background music!"
The penguin sweatdropped. "Ooookay? Get set… GO!"
BGM: Gourmet Race (Super Smash Bros Brawl/Wii U/Ultimate)
All the Penguins, plus Hiyoko took off swimming with Ibuki jamming out on her guitar. Hiyoko sped up once she had found her groove as she made a hard right with Ibuki leaning to the right, nearly bumping a penguin in the process as they kept at it. "I never thought I'd be so fast in this outfit!"
"You're welcome~!" Ibuki chirped as they went through the yellow rings, speeding past another penguin as they went around the U-Turn and sped past another Penguin as it looked at the two of them in surprise. It was then that they would notice the jump after past the red rings. "Hey Hiyoko-chan!"
"Yeah?"
"Wanna do some tricks?"
"Way ahead of ya!" Hiyoko said as she booked it as Ibuki leaned forward while still strumming her guitar as they launched off the ramp and both of them started doing graceful flips.
"Good!"
Hiyoko did a corkscrew spin while Ibuki did a front flip.
"Great!"
Hiyoko then did a graceful frontflip as Ibuki did a backflip.
"Awesome!"
Ibuki did a graceful flip kick while jamming out on her guitar as Hiyoko did another twirl.
"Outstanding!"
Both of them did front flips as Hiyoko gracefully landed in the water and Ibuki gracefully landed on top of her.
"AMAZING!"
"Did you hear that?" Hiyoko asked.
"Yup, Ibuki heard it too."
"Thought so." Hiyoko giggled as they sped up, going around another U-Turn while passing the last Penguin, both of spotting the finish line in the distance.
"Hiyoko-chan!"
"Yeah, I see it!" Hiyoko said as she picked up the pace, cruising their way to the finish as they turned right as they cruised their way to the finish.
End BGM
"WINNERS!" A Penguin declared.
"Winners…?" Hiyoko wondered. "Oh right, you too."
"Yup!" Ibuki smiled as they went over to Coach.
"Amazing! Here is your star!" He said, handing it over to the girls as they both took it while high fiving each other.
"I feel like we got cheated." Sarge grumbled.
"Oh yeah…" Simmons agreed.
"Cheated? Please, that was better than what you boneheads could've done." Grif said as they all flew up and took off back to the Observatory.
With the Blues…
BGM: Space Athletic (Super Mario Galaxy)
"This is Flipswitch Galaxy? Just one planet?" Church asked. "Surely, there are more planets than this!"
"Galaxies can be different. For all we know, some galaxies can have one planet." Tucker said.
"Geez… talk about loneliness…"
"What about those Brick Block planets that we flew past?" Caboose asked.
"Eh, I think those are just random Brick Blocks." Church said as they walked on the individual panels where they lit up yellow. "Hey guys? I think this is reminiscent of that one galaxy we were at."
"I was thinking the same thing." Tucker said as they spotted a Jump Beamer.
"Oh hello!" Caboose waved as the Jump Beamer fired a ring.
"What is that?" Tucker wondered as all three of them got electrocuted.
"HGRRKGRRK!" Church yelped. "Definitely electrocution!"
"Okay, avoid that!"
"My lips feel tingly." Caboose said.
"Okay, you take the left side of the planet. Caboose, you take the right. I'll take the middle!" Church said.
"You got it!" Tucker said.
"Be careful!" Caboose said as they took off as Church aimed at the Jump Beamer, but he aimed down at the ground near it.
"Let's see if my hypothesis is right." He said, shooting the ground but the bullet flew up… and hit the Jump Beamer. "HA! YES! DIRECT HIT!" He fist pumped as the Jump Beamer was merely stunned as he ran to flip the switches as the Jump Beamer snapped out of it and shot out a ring, but Church jumped and aimed at the ground again, pulling the trigger and hitting the Jump Beamer again to stun it. "Yes! This is more like it!" He exclaimed as he landed on the last panel, where the planet turned green after Caboose and Tucker stepped on the last one, deactivating everything as a Power Star appeared above the Jump Beamer.
"That's what I'm talking about." Tucker said as they walked to Church.
"You look happy." Caboose said.
"How can you tell? You can't see through his visor!"
"Body language."
"Ooooh right…"
"Heh, I've made a breakthrough." He said as they walked over to the disarmed Jump Beamer. "So… how do we get it down?"
"Jump on it." Caboose said, jumping on the Jump Beamer and launching high into the air to grab it.
"Huh! That works." Church said as they flew off.
End BGM
Back at the Observatory…
"Whoa whoa whoa!" Polari said as he was looking at the screen. "What's all this?"
"What is it?" Rosalina asked.
"We're detecting a large amount of energy in the Terrace Dome… it might be the location of the Grand Star!"
"Excellent."
"Now uh… do you think we should send everybody? It is just one Grand Star." Polari said. "Not to mention a potential boss battle."
"Hmm… send a few. We'll provide backup if needed."
"Sounds good to me."
"So basically, you gave us laser pointers into our weapons so we can collect Star Bits." Weiss said.
"I wouldn't necessarily call them laser pointers, per se. Think of them as Star Bit Attractors. Everyone is different."
"Fair." Weiss said with a nod.
"Alright everyone." Rosalina appraoched the group. "We've located the Grand Star, but we're only going to send a few of you out there. If you need back up, let us know."
"You got it!" Ruby smiled.
"Alright, so who's going out to collect that first Grand Star?" Polari asked.
"I think we'll take a stab at it." Yang said as RWBY walked forward, as did the Bros, Pit, Daisy and Team Sonic.
"Alright, that's good." Polari said. "Go and get 'em!"
"You got it!" Ruby said as they walked off.
"And off they go." Captain Toad said, then watching Azure fly after Weiss. "Hey Weiss! You got someone going after ya!"
"Hmm? Oh, you want to come with?" Weiss asked. "No no no, you stay here. It's far too dangerous, sweetie." She said, kissing the Rathalos on the head. "I'll be back, okay? I'll let you come with me in the next galaxy." She said as the Azure Rathalos let out a nod, nuzzling against her cheek and flew off to the others. "Aww, such a cutie."
"Hey, mama Rathalos, let's go!" Yang said.
"Coming!" Weiss said as she turned around and walked with them. "…Wait, what did you call me?" She asked as they blasted off to the Grand Star while the Blood Gulch gang and the two Ultimates landed back in the Observatory.
"We're baaaack~!" Ibuki smiled.
"So! What'd we miss?" Hiyoko asked.
At the Robot Reactor…
BGM: A Tense Moment (Super Mario Galaxy)
The group landed on the planet near them, spotting a bunch of Egg Robos and Goombeetles walking around. "Looks like we got some Badniks to take out." Sonic said.
"Let's go!" Ruby said as they launched themsleves to the Egg Robos, as a few of them pulled out their ray guns, but Yang punched one in the chest to send it flying, but Yang shook her hand with a wince.
"Mmph, it's like punching ROB." She winced.
"Then don't punch robots." Blake said as Yang glanced over to see Knuckles punching an Egg Robo hard enough to crash into another Egg Robo.
"Oh, but he's punching them just fine!"
"You get used to it." Knuckles said as Daisy kicked a Goombeetle hard enough for it to get flipped upside down, then Luigi hammered it to get rid of it.
"Oh yeah!" Daisy said, high fiving Luigi as Mario guided a Bullet Bill to a cage that contained the Launch Star, then they all hopped in and blasted off to the final planet.
End BGM
As they landed, they heard laughing as Junior's airship came flying in. "Hey losers! How ya doing!" He grinned as Orbot and Cubot were also with him.
"Aww, Junior got two new friends." Yang smiled. "Probably the only friends he has."
"Watch it, firecracker!" Junior glared. "Anyway, these are Eggman's robots. Orbot and Cubot!"
"Greetings." Orbot greeted.
"Hello!" Cubot waved.
"Anyway, we don't need dad, his friends or even Eggman's help! We got all we need to take you down ourselves!"
"Really… just you three?" Blake folded his arms. "Go on, show us what kind of weapon you have."
"Heh! Let's just say that we got something special for you." Orbot said. "Cubot?"
"On it!" Cubot said, pressing a button as they heard sirens before a massive robot stepped forward. The legs were about the same, but the body was in the shape of an egg, the eyes were blue, the mouth had a toothy smile complete with a mustache, and it also had arms. The body also had red and yellow colors. "Behold! Meggaleg!"
BGM: Megaleg (Super Mario Galaxy)
Never Skipped Legg Day - Meggaleg
Everyone jawdropped at the massive mech before them, looking on in absolute shock… except for Sonic. He had his arms on his hips with a raised eyebrow. "Really? Again with the Death Egg Robot?" He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Clearly Egghead's ran out of ideas."
"Have fun! Hahahaha!" Junior laughed as they took off.
"Okay! How are we gonna fight something this huge?!" Luigi asked.
Pit readied his Palutena bow. "With determination, of course! We took down a massive reaper, this shouldn't be too hard!"
"Yeah, but that wasn't a robot!" Ruby pointed out.
"You got a Mega Mushroom on ya?" Daisy asked.
"On this planet? I might accidentally step on someone." Luigi said.
"Good point." Daisy said.
"Guys, heads up!" Tails said as Meggaleg threw down a punch as they quickly rolled out of the way as a shockwave went around the planet.
"We gotta find a way to get on it!" Ruby said.
"Guys, over here!" Mario called out as they saw a leg that they can climb on.
"Perfect!" Weiss said as they ran toward the leg and jumped on, then started running while the leg started to lift up. They ran through the leg while dodging some Bullet Bills as Sonic jumped up and did a Homing Attack on some Buzz Bombers that were popping out of Bill Blasters. They then hopped across some rotating gears as Ruby lost her footing.
"Ack!" Ruby yelped as she nearly fell but Blake used her Shadow Whip to grab a hold of her. "Thanks!" She smiled as Blake pulled her up as they climbed to the head. Meggaleg aimed its fists at its head and started firing Bullet Bills and Banzai Bills out of the left arm while homing missiles and lasers shot out of the right arm. The Banzai Bill took aim at Pit as it slowly chased after him, but Pit noticed the Grand Star on the top of the head, locked in a cage.
"Come here you!" Pit said as he got into position as the Banzai Bill aimed for him, then Pit quickly dove out of the way right as the Banzai Bill hit the cage and exploded, but then the alarm started blaring as gates surrounded the prison as Bill Blasters popped out of the head.
"Okay, this is just overkill!" Yang said as Bullet Bills shot out of the Bill Blasters.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Ruby said while the Bullet Bills scattered and nearly hit them.
"Let's hear it!" Luigi said, diving out of the way.
"Sonic! Bring one over to me and I'll put it in a tornado!"
"Oh, I see where you're going with this!" Sonic said as he took off running to attract a Bullet Bill.
"Ack! What do you call so many Bullet Bills at once?!" Weiss demanded, quickly diving out of the way. "Same goes for these dumb lasers!"
"My guess, Bullet Hell. It's fitting!" Yang said as Ruby shot a Bullet Bill that was sneaking behind Mario.
"Ruby, I got one!" Sonic said as he swiftly ran past Ruby as Ruby got in positioned and used a Rose Tornado to suck up the Bullet Bill and knock it high in the air as Sonic ran into the tornado, launched up and kicked the Bullet Bill into the Grand Star's cage. "We need another one! This thing is gonna be rampaging still!"
"I got one!" Knuckles said as he came running over and dropped the Bullet Bill inside the hole, where a loud explosion was heard from the inside… then Meggaleg started shaking violently.
"We gotta get off this thing!" Tails said as they started running, then jumped off one of the legs as Luigi picked up Daisy bridal style and jumped off, as Weiss used Tails to get her down safely right as Meggaleg exploded.
End BGM
"Yeah, we did it!" Ruby fist pumped.
"Told ya we'd do it!" Pit said as the Grand Star gently floated down toward the rubble.
"I got it!" Yang said as she walked over to the Grand Star, however… Blake noticed something in the rubble. It looked like it was… moving?
"YANG, LOOK OUT!" Blake yelled.
"Huh?" Yang wondered as a hand burst out of the rubble. "Whoa!" She yelped as a humanoid robot emerged from the rubble, looking completely unharmed. The head had a red hair piece going down to the back of the neck, with yellow on its forehead and yellow pieces underneath the red hair piece to finish going down the neck. On top of the head were black cat ears. The right eye consisted of an icy blue piece that looked like it had crosshair, but some of the red "hair" was covering said eye. The left eye was black with a red tint in the middle of said eye. The body was blue as there were ice blue shoulder spikes sticking out of the back of the shoulders. There was a purple scarf just above the chest while the chest piece had a dial emblem on it and going clockwise, it's red, yellow, purple and white. On its right arm had yellow, light blue, and purple on its wrist while the left arm were red and yellow as the hand itself looked to be in the shape of a gauntlet. Its "shoes" were mostly blue but at the soles of the feet were red and green. There was also a light red cape on its back.
"What the hell?!" Yang asked.
"OHOHOHOHO!" A screen popped out next to the robot as Eggman was on the screen.
"Eggman!" Sonic exclaimed.
"How do you like your surprise? You didn't think that was it for Meggaleg, did you?"
"Uh… yeah, that's usually how it works." Ruby said.
"OHOHOHOHOHO! You are quite wrong, my dear. You see, I went out of my way to create the perfect robot to counter you four. I have been studying you for quite a long time in the Smash Mansion, studying your moves and weaknesses, until I created this robot. Her name… is R3-B7! No points guessing what the 3 and 7 represent."
"You… you've been studying us this whole time?!" Weiss yelled.
"Snooping as usual, I see." Sonic deadpanned.
"Indeed. This robot will counter your every move. OHOHOHOHOHO! R3-B7… show them what you're made of." Eggman ordered before the screen disappeared.
"New directive confirmed: Destroy Team RWBY."
"Destroy?!" Yang yelled as R3-B7 pulled out something from behind her back and then revealed it to be a robotic version of Crescent Rose, blue in color.
"Targets confirmed. Ruby Rose. Weiss Schnee. Blake Belladonna. Yang Xiao Long. Destroy. Other Targets are within the area as well. Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy, and Pit Icarus. Optional Targets may have to be destroyed if they interfere."
"Oh, we're gonna interfere all right!" Pit said, readying his Palutena bow.
"Targets must be eliminated."
BGM: Rival Battle - Metal Sonic: Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP (Sonic Generations)
Cold and Calculating - R3-B7
Ruby rushed at R3-B7, slashing at her with her scythe but she swiftly blocked as she aimed her Gauntlet hand at Ruby and fired a missile out of her that knocked her back. "Gah!" Ruby grunted as she was knocked back as Yang jumped over to her and delivered some strong punches but R3-B7 blocked the attacks easily with one hand as she punched Yang in the gut to knock her back.
"Rrrgh… HADOKEN!" She yelled, launching a Hadoken but R3-B7 put her hand up and blocked the Hadoken easily. "She… she blocked it?!" Yang yelled as Weiss ran over and stabbed at R3-B7 repeatedly but to her dismay, she blocked these attacks as she jumped back and switched the scythe to a rapier.
"You're kidding!" Weiss said as the robot aimed its gauntlet hand and fired icicles at her, forcing her to roll out of the way as she then summoned her Weiss Orbitars and fired at her, but R3-B7 blocked with her hand as she fired behind her, making glyphs of her own as they fired directly at Weiss. "Ack!" Weiss yelped as she stabbed the ground to create an ice shield. Blake jumped over Weiss and slashed at her with Gambol Shroud, but R3-B7 disappeared, only to reappear behind Blake and kicked her from the back. She then aimed at Blake and fired bullets at her as she quickly ran to the side.
"He's definitely taken notes on our semblances… and recreated them!" Blake said.
"Yeah, I've noticed!" Weiss said.
"But there's one thing that she doesn't have… our powers!" Sonic said as he rushed in and spin dashed into her, as she was knocked back but swatted him away as Knuckles came charging and punched her repeatedly but she weaved through the punches and jumped up in the air, switching back to Crescent Rose and going into its Sniper Rifle form, sniping Knuckles accurately without even looking into her scope.
"Rrrgh!" Knuckles grunted as R3-B7 landed, but still shot at Knuckles but he quickly dug underground to avoid the bullets. R3-B7 turned around to Mario and fired a missile, but he brought out his cape and swung it back as the missile struck her and then got herself electrocuted by Luigi's Thunder Hand as Daisy then ran over and delivered a solid punch to her head, but R3-B7 blocked the attack and delivered a hard blow to Daisy's stomach that made her double over as she used an uppercut that knocked Daisy up in the air. Pit would run and slashed at her but she disappeared, reappearing behind Pit and kicking him down, placing her foot on his back.
"Pit Icarus. Flightless angel. Target does not need wings." She said, grabbing his wings and started pulling as Pit started screaming in agony but then Ruby used her semblance to slam into her, quickly slashing at her to knock her back as she then turned her scythe into a gun and started shooting her as R3-B7 did the same, both bullets colliding into each other to cancel each other out while Pit got up as he summoned Tiger Claws, running around R3-B7 when then Knuckles sprang out from underneath R3-B7 and used an uppercut to knock her in the air as Tails got into position and fired a ray gun that hit her in the chest, paralyzing R3-B7 for a few seconds as she started falling where Pit ran over and slashed at her to send her back.
R3-B7 recovered and stood up as she then started to fly up as her cape acted like thrusters. "Cape thrusters?!" Yang said in shock.
"Rrrgh… now you gotta ruin the cape?!" Ruby growled. She aimed her sniper rifle at R3-B7 and shot her but R3-B7 also shot at Ruby, their bullets colliding into each other again where Sonic snuck up on R3-B7 from behind as Tails had picked him up, then dropped him on top of her as he Homing Attacked her, kicking her to the ground as Yang summoned her Xiao Long Arm and fired a charged shot as did Blake with her Belladonna Claws, but R3-B7 avoided these and quickly sniped the clone before sniping Blake in the shoulder.
"Nnngh!" Blake winced. "She's too accurate…" She said as Ruby ran toward her and used a Ruby Tornado as R3-B7 did the same, both of them colliding into each other to cancel each other out, then the robot slashed at Ruby, sending her back as Weiss ran over and slashed her with Eiskönigin, but R3-B7 blocked with her hand and then did a round house kick to knock Weiss back.
"Alright… that does it." Ruby said. "Cyan Wisp, I need your help!" She called out as a laser came shooting out toward the Robot Reactor as the Cyan Wisp came over to her and went into her scythe. "Let's do this!" She said, aiming at R3-B7 who was more focused on attacking Weiss and Yang. "Steady… steady…" She whispered, getting on one knee and pulled the trigger.
"LASER!"
A laser bullet flew out but in a split second, R3-B7 swiftly blocked with her scythe, deflecting it to the side. "Target has a Wisp. Preparing counter-measures." R3-B7 flew up in the air and aimed her gauntlet at Ruby, preparing herself to block the attack… when suddenly a cyan glow appeared out of her gauntlet. "Firing." She said as a Cyan Laser suddenly shot out and struck through Ruby's gut, as the laser came out of her back… all in the blink of an eye. Ruby's eyes widened in surprise, her aura fizzling out as she fell on her knees before falling on her stomach.
"RUBY!" Yang and Pit yelled.
"Target neutralized."
"That thing has Wisp Powers too?!" Sonic yelled. "Rrrgh, Egghead thought of everything…"
"That… THAT DOES IT!" Pit yelled, summoning an Ore Club while Yang's hair glowed and her eyes turned red while Mario immediately went to Ruby's aid, quickly pulling out a Super Mushroom to heal her up. She responded with a pained groan as Mario let out a relieved smile as Blake and Weiss readied their weapons. Yang rushed at R3-B7 as she switched from the scythe to a blue Gambol Shroud, slashing at Yang while she punched at her in the chest. R3-B7 responded by grabbing her arms and flipped her around, using the ribbon on Gambol Should and wrapped it around her neck.
"Hnngh…!" Yang grunted, grabbing the ribbon and tried to pry it off of her while R3-B7 fired up ice glyphs and kept everyone at bay with icicles.
"Lady Palutena, we need your help!" Pit called out.
"What do you need?"
"We need something explosive!"
"Sending it to you right now!"
A Smart Bomb appeared in Pit's hands as he pulled back his arm. "YANG, HEADS UP!" He yelled, throwing it at her as Yang grabbed a hold of it and slammed it into R3-B7's chest
"What did you-" The Smart Bomb exploded on her, weakening her grip on the ribbon as Yang broke herself free and got away from the explosion. R3-B7 was stunned as Sonic Spin Dashed into her and kicked her in the chest, then Yang jumped at her and used an uppercut to knock her into the air as Weiss made some gravity glyphs as she and Blake jumped on the glyphs as they both slashed through her with both Claws/Eiskönigin as R3-B7 crashed into the ground into defeat.
End BGM
"Yes, we got her!" Daisy fist pumped but R3-B7 got up, seeming to brush herself off.
"Programming malfunctioning. Must retreat."
"So much for your directive!" Knuckles taunted.
"One target was neutralized. As far as I'm concerned, this mission was a success." She said, glowing a blue aura and shot off like a laser back to base.
"Ruby!" Pit would run over to her, picking her up and cradling her. "Come on, open your eyes! Please… wake up!" He begged as Ruby let out a groan, slowly opening her eyes.
"Hey… how you feeling?" Yang asked as she knelt down.
"Ugh… you know… after getting tormented by my dark self constantly… getting beat up by a robot version of ourselves… is kinda refreshing." Ruby said, lightly chuckling before wincing. "Ow…"
"Hate to say it, but she's right." Weiss said as Blake took the Grand Star.
"Come on, let's head back." She said as they all floated up and flew off back to the Observatory where they would soon land but Pit would be taking Ruby to the infirmary where Tails would be guiding them.
"What's going on with Ruby?" Tai asked.
"A robotic version of RWBY made by Eggman banged her up pretty bad." Sonic said.
"WHAT?!" Tai yelled as he, Qrow, JNPR, Penny, Zwei, Palutena and Rosalina rushed toward the infirmary where Pit put Ruby on the bed while they would explain what happened.
"This Eggman… sounds to me that he's gonna be quite the challenge to beat." Qrow said. "First we have Dark Ruby runnin' around and now we got a robotic version of her now."
"It's a four in one package." Tails said.
"Even so…"
"So, how did you guys usually defeat Eggman?" Jaune asked.
"Well, we usually use the Chaos Emeralds." Sonic said.
"The Chaos Emeralds…?" Weiss wondered. "…Oh! You mean those jewels that we used to defeat Elder Princess Shroob!"
"Exactly!"
"Great! So, you still have them right?" She asked as Sonic stiffened, starting to sweat nervously. "I mean, you got to have them right?"
"Um… well…" Sonic poked his pointer fingers together.
"Oh boy…" Knuckles whispered.
"What? What's wrong? Why is Sonic sweating nervously?" Yang asked.
"Well, you see…" Sonic began. "When you use the Chaos Emeralds, they kiiiinda maaaaybe tend to like… scatter off into unknown places."
Weiss blinked a few times. "Come again?"
"Yeah… it's not usually my fault."
"Except that one time when you threw them away when fighting the Metarex…" Knuckles muttered.
"Hey, it was an effective strategy." Sonic defended.
"Wait wait wait wait, hold up…" Weiss said. "You mean to tell me… that you had the most powerful jewels IN your world… and you just let them FLY AWAY?!"
"At the speed of light too. I may break the sound barrier, but I don't run at the speed of light. Not my style."
Weiss grabbed Sonic by the shoulders. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to find them again!" Sonic said nonchalantly with a shrug.
"NO! You don't understand! We are here IN outer space, possibly LIGHT YEARS away from when we last used the Chaos Emeralds! By the time we go back and find them all, Bowser will be ruler of the Galaxy and possibly forced Peach to marry him! It'd be over!"
"Hmm…" Rosalina rubbed her chin in thought. "Come to think of it, just about a week ago, the Observatory picked up on some jewels scattering about the cosmos… so perhaps these Chaos Emeralds are in the Galaxies that you'll go into." She said. "I didn't pick up anything from the Terrace domes, but I imagine you'll find them in the other domes."
"Well, that makes things better… kinda…" Weiss said.
"So what do we do?" Blake asked.
"We find them." Ruby said, sitting up as she had to lean on to Pit. "We'll find the Chaos Emeralds along with the Power Stars… and we'll take down Bowser and Eggman together… even R3-B7!" She said and then winced. "Nnngh! Ow…"
"You're right, but right now, you need to lie down." Tai said.
"R-right…" Ruby nodded as she lay down as Zwei hopped up on the bed and snuggled up next to her.
"We'll keep ya company." Yang said as everyone but Tai, Yang, Blake, Weiss, Rosalina, Tai, Qrow and Pit were near her to keep her company.
Meanwhile…
"Come on, how hard is it to find one bitch in the vacuum of space?!" Dark Ruby said impatiently. "Ugh… we'll find her." She said before she suddenly got a chill. "Ooof… why do I feel like someone out there is stealing my thunder?" She wondered before letting out a smirk. "No matter, if I run into some competition, I'll destroy them first. No one takes out that bitch but me." She said with an evil chuckle.
Me: *types up Aquatic Race Heavy Metal Version on YouTube* Come on, there's gotta be something here that fits good ol' Metal Head. *is immediately greeted with heavy metal versions of Gourmet Race* Oh... DUH! *uses Gourmet Race from Brawl*
Also uh... holy crap, that RWBY premiere. I'm not spoiling it... but HOLY CRAP, WHAT AN EPISODE.