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R3-B7 landed at the base and walked directly toward Eggman. "Ah, R3-B7. How was the test run?" Eggman asked.
"Mission complete. Ruby Rose has been neutralized. The others… still working on it."
Eggman chuckled. "Never mind that. Let me review your battle data to see how you did." He said, looking into R3-B7's memory bank and uploading it on a hard drive.
"If I know Ruby, she'll probably get back up and running." Bowser said.
"So I failed the mission?"
"No, my dear. You were successful."
"That is satisfactory." R3-B7 said.
"Hmph… you think this tin can will actually hurt them?" Cinder asked as she approached them. "They know what R3-B7 is capable of now. This robot will not last long."
"And what makes you so sure of that, Cinder?" Eggman asked her. "Orbot. Cubot. Send R3-B7 to the repair room. I will be with her momentarily."
"Aye aye!" Cubot saluted as he and Orbot took R3-B7 away.
"Your arrogance will be your downfall, Eggman… the robot will not last much longer."
Eggman smirked. "This coming from the woman with "Fall" in her name."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Cinder narrowed her eyes with a glare.
"It means that you are most likely going to fall from grace." Eggman said. "Then again, I'm not sure if you were even at the top to begin with." He turned around with a chuckle as Cinder clenched her fists in anger, steam coming out of her hair as she walked off in a huff.
"Oh boy… this is gonna get ugly with these two…" Bowser said.
Back at the Observatory…
BGM: Rosalina in the Observatory 1 (Super Mario Galaxy)
Ruby walked out of the infirmary, now decked out in her Galarian Trainer attire. "Oh, decided to change your look?" Sonic asked he noticed her.
"Yeah, decided to go casual for a while." Ruby said.
"Heh, I have to say… not bad." He said as he walked off. Ruby let out a stretch and hopped off the Blue Typhoon.
"Oh Ruby!" Gloria walked over to her. "Going casual, eh?"
"Yeah."
"Did your cloak get destroyed again?"
"Not really, just felt like changing… also taking it easy a bit."
"Ah, that explains it. You did take quite a beatin'."
"Yup… but I'll be alright." Ruby reassured her.
Gloria smiled. "That's great, lass!" She said and then walked off, while Ruby walked near the Terrace when she spotted a Hungry Luma near it.
"Oh! Hi there!" Ruby smiled.
"Hello!" The Hungry Luma greeted.
"Going to transform into a planet?"
"More like a portal to a faraway galaxy~!"
"Oh, that's nice… wait what?" Ruby wondered.
"Anyway, I desire 400 Star Bits in order to transform!"
"400?!" Ruby said in shock.
"Yup!"
Ruby sweatdropped. "Okay… uh… I think I have enough." She said, aiming Crescent Rose at him as he opened his mouth where Ruby activated Star Bit Mode on the scythe and caused it to fire multiple Star Bits with ease into its mouth, but the problem was… she was halfway there when she ran out. "Ah crud!"
"Mooooore!"
"Here, let me help." Hiyoko said, pulled out a bunch of Star Bits and put them in Ruby's scythe. "Ibuki helped me collect a few of them. I've been munching on them… they taste like honey!"
"Really?" Ruby wondered, popping one in her mouth as her eyes sparkled. "Oh my goodness! It's delicious! I can put these in my cookies!" She said and then aimed Crescent Rose at the Hungry Luma and filled him up some more.
"Ooooh, I am so full! I think I'm gonna… TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOOORM!" The Hungry Luma flew off, transforming into a portal to a far away galaxy.
"Thanks Hiyoko." Ruby smiled.
"You're welcome!" Hiyoko grinned. "So, where does this take us?"
Rosalina walked over. "That will take you to Sweet Sweet Galaxy."
"Sweet Sweet Galaxy?" Hiyoko turned to Rosalina. "As in… sweets?"
"Yup."
Hiyoko's eyes sparkled. "MAKE WAY, COMING THROUGH!" She said, running into the Launch Star and blasting off.
"Did someone say sweets?" Grif asked. "This I gotta see!" He said as he jumped inside the pink Launch Star and blasted off.
"…I wonder if there are cookies there?" Ruby wondered as she blasted off as well.
Pause BGM
At Sweet Sweet Galaxy…
BGM: Blue Sky Athletic (Super Mario Galaxy)
Hiyoko landed in the galaxy, seeing the cake and ice cream platforms and waffle cone walls. "Oooooh sweet heavenly goodness…" Hiyoko drooled as Grif and Ruby landed near her.
"Oh. My. Oum." Ruby jawdropped.
"It's… it's the promised land!" Grif exclaimed. "…Dibs on the ice cream!"
"I got the cake!" Ruby said.
"Hey… HEY! Save some for me!" Hiyoko said as she ran off, happily scooping up some ice cream and happily eating it. Licking her chops, she immediately dove in for more as Grif buried himself in an ice cream cake planet as Ruby pulled off a waffle cone, rolled it up and put some chocolate ice cream in it, happily eating it as Hiyoko ran over and happily buried herself in a chocolate cake.
At the Observatory…
"What the heck?" Polari wondered as he was looking at the map. "Sweet Sweet Galaxy is shrinking!"
"It's shrinking?" Palutena walked over. "What do you mean a galaxy is "shrinking"?"
"It just is!"
"Again?" Rosalina casually asked.
Palutena looked at Rosalina. "What do you mean "again"?"
"Weeeell…"
Back at Sweet Sweet Galaxy, about five minutes later…
"Ooogh… I feel sick…" Hiyoko groaned.
"I don't think I can eat anymore…" Ruby groaned.
"To be fair, we did eat like… half the galaxy…"
"Yup…"
"Aaaand… Grif is still eating…" Hiyoko said as Grif was picking up what Ruby and Hiyoko didn't eat before collapsing.
"I don't think I can move…" Grif groaned. "Uuuugh… and there's a giant cake in front of us… with a Star…"
"I'll… I'll give it a shot…" Ruby said as she worked her way through and just before she could grab the Power Star, she noticed a glass tube on the other side of the cake. She hopped down and saw a Pink Wisp trapped inside of it. "Oh, you poor thing!" She said as she clicked the button to free it. The Pink Wisp let out a few chirps in gratitude and hugged Ruby, as she let out a giggle. "You're welcome!" She said as she grabbed the Star, where it lifted up the four of them before flying off back to the Observatory.
End BGM
Resume Rosalina in the Observatory 1
The three of them landed on the Observatory, but they fell on their butts groaning. "Back so soon?" Rosalina asked. "…Goodness, you three look terrible."
"Ugh… if I see another Galaxy made out of sweets… it'll be too soon…" Grif muttered.
"Ah, so you three ate to your hearts content in Sweet Sweet Galaxy."
"Yeah…" Ruby said as Rosalina knelt down and put her hand on Ruby's stomach, a green aura surrounding her hand. "Oh… oh… I don't have a stomach ache anymore."
"You're welcome." Rosalina said as she walked over and did the same with Hiyoko.
"I feel terrible though… we ate like… half a galaxy."
"Oh, don't worry about it." Rosalina said. "That Galaxy regenerates what has been eaten."
"…And how do you know that?" Hiyoko asked.
Rosalina blushed. "Let's just say… I had a bad case of the munchies a few centuries ago and we just so happened to be near that galaxy… soooo… we made a pit stop."
"Ah, munchies… I know the feeling." Hiyoko giggled.
"Munchies…? So what, you smoke that space weed?" Grif asked.
"The what?" Rosalina looked at him blankly with a tilted head. "What do you mean? What is that… whatever you just said?"
"You don't know? Well, basically it's-" Suddenly Palutena grabbed Grif by the shoulder.
"She doesn't need to know of that filth!" Palutena said, dragging him away.
"What… hey! Ow! You're pulling my shoulder wrong! Ooooow!"
"Uh… huh…" Rosalina blinked.
"It's not important right now, so don't sweat it." Hiyoko said. That idiot, you can get munchies without smoking that crap! She thought.
"Very well then." Rosalina said with a nod, when suddenly the alarm went off… an alarm that Rosalina was all too familiar with. "Oh no… no no no no no." She said with a groan.
"What? What is it?" Ruby wondered as the group walked up to an annoyed Rosalina.
"Prankster Comets…" Rosalina sighed. "I was hoping we wouldn't have come across those, but apparently not." She said. "You see, Prankster Comets alter a Galaxy's properties. You got Speedy Comets where you race to a Power Star under a time limit, you got Fast Foe Comets where enemies are twice as fast, Cosmic Comets where you face a cosmic clone of yourself, Daredevil Comets where everything is powered up and weakens you, Purple Comets scatter Purple Coins everywhere-"
"Purple coins? Why those specifically?" Weiss asked.
"No one knows." Rosalina responded with a shrug. "You then have Clone Comets where you have multiple cosmic clones going after you, you have Romp Comets that have you defeat a horde of enemies, Double Time Comet that is like Fast Foe, but instead of enemies, it's literally everything moving faster and finally… Green Comets which scatter Green Stars everywhere in a galaxy. Luckily, these three are super rare so you won't have to worry about them."
"Purple Coins? Green Stars? Who would be crazy enough to collect those?" Nora asked.
"You'd be surprised." Polari said.
"Anyway, if you ever come into contact with any of these Comets, be on your guard." Rosalina warned.
"You got it!" Ibuki saluted.
"Sooo, what's with the new Wisp?" Yang wondered, looking at the Pink Wisp who was chatting with Yacker.
"Oh that? That's a Wisp that can have you cling on walls and ceilings." Sonic explained. "It's also known as the Spike Wisp."
"Spikes?" Blake wondered, picturing herself covered in spikes. "…Oooh…" She winced.
"So, who do you think should have that?" Ilia wondered.
"I think it should be one who'd be responsible with spikes and knows how to control them so no one can get killed." Weiss said. "We don't need a repeat like a few weeks ago."
Pause BGM
Earlier…
Nora and Mega Man were back to back during a Smash Run session. "Do you know where the others are?" Nora asked.
"They should be on their way soon." Mega Man said, firing a charged shot at a few Egg Robos.
Nora would immediately spot a Lakitu floating above them and threw Spinies at them, as Nora rolled out of the way. "Hey Mega Man! Catch this Spiny and throw it at the Lakitu!" She said, swinging the hammer at the Spiny and launched it at Mega Man.
"Huh?" Mega Man turned around, only to get smacked in the face by the Spiny, where he immediately exploded into pieces once the spikes touched him.
"AAAAH!" Nora yelped.
"Whoooooa! Time out!" Master Hand would say. "We gotta patch up Mega Man!"
Back in the present…
Resume BGM
Everyone laid eyes on Nora. "How was I supposed to know spikes instantly kill him?" Nora grumbled while folding her arms. "At least he's been put back together!"
"Yeah, but now he's a bit scared of you now." Pit pointed out, causing Nora to sigh.
"I apologized to him too…" She mumbled.
"I say we have someone use it who isn't too reckless with them." Byleth suggested. "It can't be Ruby, she already has Laser."
"Hmm… ah!" Tails snapped his fingers. "How about someone who can-"
"SPIKES!"
Suddenly a pink spiky ball rolled past them as it went around the Observatory, then climbed up to the top of the Observatory and then rolled back down, then rolled around the outside of the Blue Typhoon before coming to a gentle stop, as the pink ball turned out to be Zwei. "Woof!" Zwei barked nonchalantly as the Pink Wisp came out and high fived the corgi.
"Oooor we can let Zwei take it." Tails sweatdropped.
A cold shiver ran up Blake's spine. "Suddenly, trees aren't safe anymore…" She said.
"Heh, a dog that bonded with a Pink Wisp… that's amazing." Sonic chuckled, patting Zwei on the head.
"This dog continues to amaze me." Qrow said as Tai let out a chuckle and picked up the corgi.
"That's my boy!" Tai chuckled. "Come on guys, let's go get some more Power Stars." He said as they walked to the Fountain dome that opened up, but Ruby and Gloria looked at the Terrace dome.
"You want to see if there are any Prankster Comets in there?" Gloria asked.
"Sure." Ruby nodded as they walked into the Terrace, then they both saw two comets hovering above Good Egg Galaxy and Honeyhive Galaxy. The two of them blasted off to the two Galaxies.
Good Egg Galaxy - Star 4 - Good Egg Galaxy Speed Run - Ruby
BGM: Speedy Comet in Orbit (Super Mario Galaxy)
Ruby would land on the ground at the starting planet, then looked up to see the Speedy Comet above her. She would then notice a timer in front of her as she grabbed a hold of it. "Four minutes to beat? I've got plenty of time!" She said as she quickly took off running, quickly activating her Rose Palm and blasting a Goomba away as she then used her Semblance to get into the Launch Star and blasted to the Boulder Planet, except all the boulders were Chain Chomps. "Okay, this is new." She said as she quickly ran around and collected the Star Chips as quickly as she could while jumping over the mud. She then jumped over while narrowly avoiding getting ran over by a Chomp. She quickly got into a Launch Star and launched toward the Bean Planet.
"…Wait a minute… Speedy Comet… Get to the end as fast as I can? Duh!" Ruby thought as she called her Cyan Wisp as it came flying over and went inside of her.
"LASER!"
Ruby launched herself into the vine, immediately going up as she then launched herself to the end of the Bitten Apple planet, going through the Spiny Piranha Plant and destroying it. She then went up the vine and went up toward the Rock Climb Planet. She quickly ran over to the other side and then got on her knees, aiming at the crystal while the Cyan Wisp went into her scythe and pulled the trigger, firing a laser that shattered the crystal as she then used her semblance to go inside the Launch Star and launched toward the final planet, landing on the ground.
"Phew… glad I'm not fighting Dino Piranha alone." She said as she grabbed the Power Star that appeared where she was at. As soon as she caught it, the Speedy Comet faded away.
End BGM
Ruby pulled out the timer. "Two minutes and 25 seconds. Nice!" She smiled as she flew off, high fiving the Cyan Wisp.
Honeyhive Galaxy - Star 4 - Honeyhive Cosmic Gloria Brawl
Gloria landed on the planet. "Alright, what are we doin'?" She wondered as she walked forward where she heard cosmic laughter as a Cosmic Clone of Gloria appeared before her. "WHAT THE-" Cosmic Gloria swiftly punched her in the gut, sending her a few feet but she recovered and slid a few feet. "Alright… you want to fockin' rumble?" She pulled out her lead pipe. "THEN LET'S RUMBLE!"
BGM: Battle! Trainer (Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire)
Cosmic Scot - Cosmic Gloria
Gloria ran at her cosmic clone and swung her lead pipe at her, but she blocked with her own cosmic pipe as both of them jumped back as they lunged at each other and swung their pipes, clashing with each other until Gloria swiftly kicked her in the knee to knock her down and then swiftly did a roundhouse kick to knock her down. Cosmic Gloria got back up and delivered a punch to her gut, making her hunch down as she delivered an uppercut to her face to knock her on her back.
Gloria let out a groan as she looked up to see Cosmic Gloria attempting to pounce on her with the lead pipe. Gloria swiftly rolled out of the way and got up, quickly socking her in the face shortly after. Cosmic Gloria grabbed her and flipped her on her back, then she got on top of her and punched her in the face repeatedly, only for Gloria to knee herself in the crotch and kicked her off of her as Gloria sprang back up. "Never thought I'd knee myself in the crotch…" She muttered to herself as she got put her fists up and did the "come at me" gesture.
Cosmic Gloria lunged at her, quickly going for a haymaker but Gloria would duck and deliver a hard punch to her gut as she then pulled out her Sandaconda and shot her in the face to knock her way. Gloria kept shooting her and then looked at Sandaconda. "Wrap around her, lad!"
"Sssssaaaand!" Sandaconda lunged at her but then was blasted away by Cosmic Gloria's own Sandaconda.
"A Cosmic Sandaconda… somehow I'm not surprised." She said. "Alright Sandaconda, fight your own clone!" She ordered as she rushed at her cosmic clone, only to get pelted by a Cosmic Falinks, each segment pelted her in the face as she was knocked on her back. "Urgh… so that's how it feels…" She muttered as she got up, wiping some blood coming out of her nose. She let out a smirk. "Alright, let's have a battle royale then!" She said, calling out her Pokemon, including her Pokemon that she typically uses for weapons. Cosmic Gloria did the same thing.
"Alright, fock 'em up!" Gloria ordered as her Pokemon lunged to their cosmic clones as Gloria rushed at her cosmic clone, quickly delivering a punch to the head but Cosmic Gloria weaved her head to avoid as she then grabbed a hold of her and then headbutted her. "Nnngh!" She grunted as she was then knee'd in the gut repeatedly and then thrown to the ground as Cosmic Gloria quickly jumped and would attempt to land on her gut elbow first but Gloria rolled out of the way as she swung her lead pipe on her head before swiftly kicking her in the face.
Cosmic Gloria sprang up as both of them ran at each other and swung their pipes, clashing with each other as both of them glared at each other until their Urshifus were pushed into each other. Urshifu got back up and pummeled his clone as Gloria shook it off as she then ran over to her dazed clone as she then karate kicked her cosmic clone away. She then grabbed her Cramorant as she then put her pipe into his mouth as she aimed and fired at Cosmic Gloria, hitting her in the head right as she got up and knocked her down as her pipe went flying in the air.
Gloria ran over and kicked her in the face right after as Cosmic Gloria sprang up and punched her but Gloria grabbed her fist and twisted it as she then suplexed her to the ground as she raised her hand up to catch her pipe as she rushed over and swung it to knock Cosmic Gloria down to where she was leaning on the fence. She then kicked her knees before aiming the lead pipe at her. Cosmic Gloria let out a distorted chuckle before slowly disappearing along with the Cosmic Comet, as a Power Star appeared before her.
End BGM
Gloria wiped some blood from her mouth and then let out a chuckle. "Well, that's that…" She said and looked at everyone before blinking. "Wait a moment, where's Urshifu?" She wondered.
"Shiiifuuuuu~!" A voice said as Gloria turned around and saw Urshifu happily munching on some honey, causing Gloria to snicker.
"A victory snack, I take it?" Gloria giggled as she took the Power Star after recalling everyone back, then flew back to the Observatory.
Meanwhile, at Space Junk Galaxy…
BGM: Space Junk Road (Super Mario Galaxy)
The large group landed on the platform and saw what they saw before them. "It's… it's beautiful." Weiss whispered, looking at the sight before her.
"…it's garbage." Church said. "Nothin' pretty about it."
"You see garbage… Ibuki sees something else." Ibuki smiled. "Now come on, let's go!" She said as they walked forward, but a small group turned their head to see some airships nearby so they headed off in the opposite direction.
Space Junk Galaxy Star 1 - Pull Star Path - Blake, Jaune, Mario, Tails, Church, Lopez, Donut
"Whooooa! I don't think I'll ever get used to this!" Jaune said as the Pull Stars pulled them along the path.
"Just roll with it." Blake said as they worked their way toward the Lava Transparent Planets while waving goodbye to Weiss' group as they went toward the other side. They landed on the planets as they walked around to collect the Star Chips while avoiding the Big Amps. Once all were collected, they went into the Launch Star and flew off to a Rocket Shaped Planet.
"Hmm…" Mario mused as they walked along the rocket. "This kinda reminds me of Olimar's ship."
"It does?" Blake wondered as she took a closer look at it. "Hmm, you're probably right." She said as they walked around until they found some Pull Stars, but not before something glowed brightly that caught their attention.
"Is that… a Yoshi Head?" Tails wondered.
"A Yoshi shaped planet… that's a new one." Donut mused.
"This galaxy is getting weirder and weirder…" Church said as they hopped into some Pull Stars and were pulled directly to some Blue Star Capsule Planets.
"Tirar planetas estelares? Esto es ridículo." (Pull Star Planets? This is ridiculous.) Lopez said as they landed on the planets before jumping over to more Pull Stars as they were pulled around an asteroid belt before landing on the T-Shaped Planet, where they would come across some Spoings as Jaune tried to slash at one but it jumped.
"Huh?!" Jaune wondered as the Spoing would attempt to land, but Church shot it down.
"You're welcome."
"Since when do Scuttlebugs jump?" Jaune wondered as Blake shot down two.
"I don't think these are Scuttlebugs." Blake said as they walked further along where they would reach the top of the planet. They would spot a Sling Star unreachable for most of them but also noticed the Toad Brigade were trapped in crystals. Mario ran ahead and freed them all with a spin attack.
"Wah! Thank you…" Blue Toad said as Captain Toad came flying over.
"Hey! What's the big idea, captain? You left us all high and dry!" Purple Toad yelled.
"Hop aboard!" Captain Toad said, ignoring his companions as they all hopped on as they flew off to the Assembly Block Planet.
"Okay uh… we just launched to a junkyard. Complete with a black hole!" Church said.
"Wait, what are those things?" Donut asked, pointing to five Silver Stars.
"Parecen estrellas plateadas." (They look like Silver Stars.)
"Wait, are those Silver Stars?" Blake asked. "…Huh, never thought we'd see those again."
"I'll go get 'em." Tails said as he flew over to pick them up, but as they did, some platforms assembled themselves. "What the…?"
"Hmm…" Mario walked forward as some platforms assembled themselves. "Well, what do ya know."
"Convenient." Blake said as they walked around to collect the Silver Stars before they joined together to form a Power Star.
"Got it!" Jaune said.
"Sweet, now let's get out of here!" Church said as they flew off, but Blake found herself not flying with them.
"Huh?" She wondered as she saw a red comet flying above. "What the…" She was suddenly enveloped in a bright light. "Gah!"
Pause BGM
Space Junk Galaxy Star 2 - Kamella's Airship Attack - Dorothea, Ibuki, Sarge, Qrow, Sonic, Simmons
BGM: Bowser Jr's Airship Armada (Super Mario Galaxy)
The group landed on an airship. "Alright, not sure what they're doing here, but I'm not liking it." Qrow said, readying his scythe. "Be on your guard."
"You got it!" Ibuki said as they walked ahead and started shooting or beating up any Goomba or Koopa that charged at them. Simmons would walk over to a lever and pulled it back to lower a bridge as they walked through it and then they hopped into a Sling Star and launched toward the next airship where they were greeted by a few Egg Robos, Motobugs, and even a Magikoopa.
"Alright boys, attack 'em!" The Magikoopa said.
"That doesn't sound like Kamek." Simmons said.
"Probably an imposter!" Sarge guessed as he shot at the Magikoopa to kill him while Sonic Homing Attacked the Egg Robots and Motobugs to destroy them easily. They would then go to the next airship, hopping down as Dorothea and Ibuki crushed two unsuspecting Goombas while Qrow aimed at a Buzz Bomber and shot it down as two Octopi from a nearby airship spat out coconuts at them, but Sarge and Simmons shot them, sending them back toward the Octopi and killing them, lowering the draw bridge.
"Got ya!" Sarge said as they saw glowing near the corner of their eyes. "Hmm?"
"I think a planet is being made, sir!" Simmons said.
"In the… shape of a Yoshi head?" Dorothea tilted her head. "Huh… odd."
"Eh, you're just probably seeing things." Qrow said as they walked to the final airship, getting in a Sling Star and hopping toward the deck of the last airship.
End BGM
"Ehehehehehe!" A voice cackled before Kamella appeared before them. "Hello, my dears! Prepare to be vaporized!"
BGM: Kamella (Super Mario Galaxy)
Witchy Magikoopa - Kamella
"Straight to the point, I like it." Dorothea said as Kamella launched fire spells at the group as they avoided the attacks as Dorothea conjured up fire and launched it at Kamella, hitting her directly.
"Ooof!" Kamella groaned as she quickly twirled her wand and fired electrical magic at Dorothea, forcing her to dodge as Sonic ran over and homing attacked into her face while Ibuki strummed her guitar and produced electricity that zapped Kamella directly after Sonic spin dashed into her. Qrow would run over and slash at her before jumping back and shooting her. "Rrrgh!" She grunted as she quickly fired green magic at them.
"Green magic? What's that?" Dorothea wondered as she avoided the attack as a Green Shell popped out of the magic spell.
"A big mistake!" Sarge said as he quickly dove for it and grabbed a hold of it. He then tossed it up in the air and then used his shotgun to blast it toward Kamella's face who was electrocuted by Ibuki.
"YOWCH!" Kamella yelped as she called upon a few Magikoopas for assistance, only for them to get completely obliterated by a Thoron from Dorothea and Ibuki launching thunderbolts from her guitar. Sonic would Homing Attack into her face and then Qrow and Simmons shot her at the same time. "Aaargh!" Kamella would fire another green shell to try and hit them, but Sarge stopped it with his foot and then blasted it into her face. "GYAAAAAH!" Kamella yelled before falling on her back, disappearing as the Power Star popped out of her wand.
End BGM
"You've been Sarged!" Sarge chuckled. "…Wait, dammit, I should've said it as I shot the shell to her face! Aaaagh! Can we do a do over?"
"No." Qrow said, grabbing the Power Star.
"Dorothy! You have magic! Use a time spell or something!"
"Magic doesn't work like that."
"Dag nabbit!" Sarge grumbled.
"Aw cheer up, I'm sure you'll get your chance." Ibuki smiled as they floated up and flew off.
"Whoa, incoming!" Sonic said as they dodged the Red Comet coming through.
"Was that a comet?" Dorothea asked.
"Yup! Hope everyone else got out of there." Simmons said.
Resume Space Junk Road BGM
Space Junk Galaxy Star 3 - Tarantox's Tangled Web - Weiss, Azure, Tai, Zwei, Byleth, Grif, Hiyoko, Tucker, Cream & Cheese
Weiss and her group separated from Blake's group, as she waved to Blake before they floated over to the Small Maze Planet. The group walked around until they found an entryway, but Zwei's nose picked up on something and then pranced over to a Hungry Luma. "What is it boy?" Tai wondered and then saw the Hungry Luma. "Oh! Hi there."
"Hello! I'd like 50 Star Bits in order to transform!"
"Only 50? That's pretty cheap." Tai said, pulling out a laser pointer and aiming it at the Hungry Luma. "Open wide!" He said as the Hungry Luma opened up his mouth and ate up the 50 Star Bits.
"Ooooh, I am so full… I think I'm gonna… TRANSFOOOOOORM!" The Hungry Luma flew off, transforming into the Yoshi Head Planet.
"Neat!" Tai said. "Come on boy." He and Zwei got into the Launch Star and flew off to the Yoshi Head.
Space Junk Galaxy Star 6 - Yoshi's Unexpected Appearance - Tai and Zwei
Tai and Zwei landed on Yoshi's snout, where they would notice several Goombas going around the planet. "Huh, since when did these guys get here?" He wondered and then Zwei let out a woof, as the Pink Wisp came flying and went inside Zwei. "Alright boy! Sic 'em!" He said as Zwei got into position and smirked.
"Woooof!"
"SPIKES!"
Zwei curled up into a pink spiky ball as he rushed through the planet, mowing down any Goomba he could run over while Tai turned around and punched a Goomba in the head to daze him before getting ran over by Zwei. Pretty soon, a Power Star appeared on Yoshi's snout as Zwei stopped rolling around and let out an innocent bark while Tai picked up the Power Star. "Good boy!" He smiled, patting him on the head before they flew off together.
Back with the C Team…
"Yoshi has a planet shaped after him… what are the odds?" Weiss said as they wandered around the maze as they spotted the Launch Star, but Weiss also saw something that caught her attention. It was a Blue Wisp trapped in a capsule. "Oh, you poor thing!" She said, clicking the button to free it. The Blue Wisp in question was cube shaped as it let out a few happy chirps and nuzzled against Weiss, causing her to giggle. "You're welcome." She said as they hopped into the Launch Star and flew off.
End BGM
BGM: Tension (Super Mario Galaxy)
They would land on Grave Stone A where they would be met with Spoings, where Byleth and Tucker would take them out as they walked over to a Sling Pod, where they would spot a Red Astronaut clinging on to it.
"Hmm? Who's that?" Grif wondered.
"Huh? Oh! People… good, it's been lonely here!"
"Something wrong?" Byleth asked.
"Yes, something terrible has happened. I've been ejected by my own friends for no good reason… and now I'm stuck here!"
"Why would they eject you?" Weiss asked.
"Because apparently they thought I was some alien or whatever… and now they ejected me! Sigh…"
"Do you want to go back?" Cream asked.
"Yeah…"
"We can help you with that!" Cream smiled as she and Cheese pulled back the Sling Pod. "Where were you launched from?"
"That direction, away from that mess!" He said.
"Okay!' Cream and Cheese pulled the Sling Pod to the right, aiming him into the emptiness of space. The two of them let go as the red astronaut was launched back into the darkness of space.
"WAHOOOO! THANK YOOOOUUUUU!" His yells faded in the distance.
"Hope he talks it out with his friends." Weiss said, then looked at the Sling Pod in question. "So… we launch ourselves to those planets with these?"
"I think so." Hiyoko mused.
"Worth a shot." Tucker said as he hopped on. "Launch me baby!"
"Chao chao!" Cheese pulled Tucker back and then released him, sending him flying to some space debris.
"WAHOOOOO!" Tucker yelled as he landed on the debris. "Come on over guys, it's completely fine!"
"Well, if that's the case… coming through!" Hiyoko said, hopping on and was launched. "WOOHOOOO!"
One by one, they were all launched to the planets, but Cream stopped Weiss. "Weiss, because of your ankle, you might want to avoid using these." She advised and offered her hand. "Come on, take my hand." She smiled as Weiss nodded and took her hand, as Cream flew over with Cheese and Azura accompanying her.
"How is it that you're flying? Tails, I can somewhat understand but… you?"
"My ears propel me in the air." Cream smiled. "Or in this case, space."
"I'm not sure how that works but… keep doing it!" Weiss grinned as they flew across while Cheese launched everyone off of the Sling Pods until Tucker crashed into a planet to reveal some time of cocoon.
End BGM
"What's this?" Tucker asked.
"I dunno, why don't you open it and find out?" Grif asked.
"Well, don't mind if I do." Tucker said as he pulled out in Energy Sword and started hacking and slashing it.
"Wait, NO!" Hiyoko yelled, but it was too late as a massive spider, Tarantox, came bursting out. "Uuuugh, IDIOTS!" She yelled.
"That… is the biggest fucking spider I have ever seen… of all time." Grif said.
"Aaaand it's pissed." Tucker said as Tarantox let out a spidery roar as both of them hugged each other while screaming.
"Look alive!" Byleth said, pulling out her Sword of the Creator.
BGM: Dino Piranha (Super Mario Galaxy)
Angry Big Ass Spider - Tarantox
Tarantox spat out venom at them as Hiyoko quickly blocked the attack with her Tessans, then she threw one of them to smack it in its face. It let out a shriek and hid its face. "Cheese, get 'em!" Cream ordered as Cheese went flying and slammed into Tarantox's bulges, causing it to scream and twitched, giving everyone time to run around it as they saw a massive bulge coming out of its thorax.
"Okay, ew!" Weiss said in disgust as Grif aimed and fired at its butt, as Tarantox let out a massive yelp and flipped on his back, revealing its three red bulges.
"No, that is ew!" Grif said as Byleth pulled out her Failnaught replica and fired an arrow to hit one of the bulges. Azura went flying over and bit down on the second bulge as it let out a shriek while Weiss summoned her Schnee Orbitars and fired a few shots at the last bulge to destroy it.
"Did that do it?" Hiyoko wondered, but Tarantox flipped over and let out a roar.
End BGM
BGM: Dino Piranha Phase 2 (Super Mario Galaxy)
"That's a negative!" Weiss said as Tarantox spat out venom, but this time, it was spewing out venom from its bulges. It was then that Weiss had an idea and looked at the Blue Wisp. "Hey, go into me! I have an idea!" She said as the Blue Wisp nodded and went into Weiss, as she was surrounded in a blue aura as her eyes glowed blue. "Here goes." She said, stabbing the ground.
"CUBE!"
Large Ice Shaped Cubes shot out from the planet, protecting everyone from the venom. "Go! Now!" Weiss said as Tarantox stopped spewing venom and looked at the ice in curiosity while Hiyoko threw her Tessan at a bulge to pop it, causing Tarantox to shriek and twitched, then Cream & Cheese ran behind Tarantox and threw Cheese at it, destroying the big huge bulge as Tarantox flipped over where Hiyoko threw her other tessan at a red bulge, then Tucker shot out and slashed the other bulge, then Byleth launched from a Sling Pod, thanks to Grif and then switched to her Amyr and swung hard enough on the last bulge to send Tarantox flying into the void.
End BGM
"Nice hit." Tucker said as Byleth landed on the ground.
"Thanks, but it was Weiss who you should be thanking. She did protect us from the venom."
"That's true! We would've been melted if it weren't for you!" Grif said, causing Weiss to blush a bit, rubbing the back of her head as Azura nuzzled against her while the Power Star appeared before them as they grabbed it, then they flew off.
"I wonder how that red guy is doing?" Cream wondered.
"I bet he's getting along with his friends." Tucker reassured.
Meanwhile, at a random space station…
"Alright, so… who's willing to bet that Green is the imposter?"
"Oh yes, definitely."
"Mhm."
"WHOA WHOA WHOA, I'm not suspicious at all! You got the wrong guy!" He defended, when suddenly, Red came crashing through the wall.
"RED?!" Everyone yelled.
"Yeah, that's right! I'm back after being wrongly accused of being the imposter! And I said that… YELLOW HAS BEEN THE REAL IMPOSTER ALL ALONG!"
Space Junk Galaxy Star 4 - Pull Star Path Speed Run - Blake
"Mmph!" Blake would uncover her eyes, seeing that she was back at the starting planet. "What? Why am I back here?" She wondered as she saw the Red Comet above her and then saw a large clock in front of her, seeing that she had four minutes on the clock. "Speedy Comet… got it." She said, starting the click and making a run for it.
BGM: Speedy Comet in Orbit
Blake would pull out her Shadow Whip, grabbing a hold of the various space debris to have her swing while being pulled by Pull Stars, then she threw her Shadow Whip at a far away Pull Star, grazing it but it was enough to activate and pull Blake to the Lava Transparent Planets, as she grabbed the Star Chips and then launched to the Planet Rocket as she lunged to the nearest Pull Star where it grabbed her and started pulling her to the Blue Star Capsule Planets. She then wrapped her whip to the space debris and swung around, skipping past a few space debris and then landed on the T-Shape Planet, quickly pulling out Gambol Shroud and ran while shooting at the Spoings.
Once she got to the top of the planet, Blake flicked her wrist, touching the Sling Star as it pulled her toward the Sling Star and launched her to the Assembly Block Planet, then she called out her Star as she hopped on and flew toward the Silver Stars and collected them all, where they merged together and formed a Power Star. She immediately took it and stopped the clock.
End BGM
"Two minutes and one second. Not bad." She said and flew off.
Meanwhile, at Battlerock Galaxy…
BGM: Battlerock Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
The other group landed on some saucer planets as they stared at the massive station in front of them. "Whoa… what is that?" Yang asked.
"No idea, but it looks so epic!" Nora said, where they noticed three paths where the three of them split up to take these three paths.
Battlerock Galaxy Star 1 - Battlerock Barrage - Luigi, Caboose, Pyrrha, Carolina, Daisy
On the first path, the five would notice blue star chips on the saucers with a few Topminis going around. "Sentient tops?" Carolina wondered.
"That's a new one…" Pyrrha said as they easily disposed of the Topminis while collecting the Blue Star Chips, where they would see Pull Stars appearing nearby as they would soon get pulled into another saucer. They would spot a screw on top of the saucer as Luigi spun into the screw where they started moving.
"Whoa! I guess we're moving." Luigi said.
"Oh look! Fireworks!" Caboose said as they turned to see cannonballs shooting out of the walls… and they were headed right for the cannonfire.
"…Oh crap!" Daisy exclaimed.
"Welp, this is gonna get interesting real quick!" Carolina said as they dodged the incoming cannonballs as Pyrrha would block some of these with her shield as Carolina shot at a few where they were headed toward electric gates, forcing them to get out of the way while dodging incoming fire. Luigi would attempt to hammer a cannonball into another, successfully doing so while Caboose and Daisy gracefully avoided the firepower until they eventually made it to the other side. All of them hopped to the other saucer that contained a caged Power Star, but Luigi noticed something underneath the saucer as he walked underneath.
"I got it!" Pyrrha said, using her polarity to push the cage as Carolina helped her, both of them pushing until the cage was lifted, but Pyrrha accidentally pushed it up too high as the cage rolled to the other side of the saucer. "Whoops!"
Battlerock Galaxy Star 7 - Luigi Under the Saucer - Luigi
"Ooooh, you're definitely a new one." Luigi said, looking at a Green Star in front of him. He immediately grabbed a hold of it and stared at it.
"Whoops!"
"Huh?" Luigi wondered, snapping out of his daze… right as the cage rolled toward him and fell on him, trapping him. "ACK!" He yelped.
"Hmm?" Daisy walked underneath the saucer and saw Luigi trapped underneath the cage. "WHOA! Luigi!" She yelled as it caught the others' attention and they saw Luigi in the cage.
"Congrats Pyrrha! You caught a Luigi." Caboose said, causing Carolina to shake her head with a sigh.
"I'm sorry!" Pyrrha apologized as Hoopa came out and opened up a ring portal as Luigi stepped in and stepped out.
"Thanks!" Luigi said.
"You're welcome!" Hoopa said as he went back in his Pokeball and with a nod, the five of them flew off back to the Observatory.
Battlerock Galaxy Star 2 - Breaking Into the Battlerock - Ren, Pit, Knuckles, Ilia, Mercedes
On the second path, Knuckles would pick up a Bob-omb and threw it at a cage while Ren and Pit threw two Bob-ombs at some cages filled with Star Bits. They then went into the Launch Star and launched off to the Molecule Planet. "HEEEELP!" A caged Luma cried as they would go to the other side to grab a Bob-omb while also avoiding Chain Chomps, but Ilia and Mercedes walked over to a Hungry Luma.
"Hey there! I need thirty Star Bits!"
"Think we have enough?" Ilia wondered.
"Hmm… I wonder if these Chomps would yield Star Bits?" Mercedes wondered as the two of them looked at each other with a nod, then they went to grab a Bob-omb and then threw it at a cage that held the Rainbow Star. Ilia would grab a hold of it and glow a rainbow like aura as she ran around and ran into the Chain Chomps, grabbing a lot of Star Bits as she could before coming back to her lover right as the Rainbow Star fizzled out.
"I think I have enough!" Ilia said as she handed the Luma the Star Bits.
"Ooooh, I'm so fuuuuull!" The Hungry Luma said after eating. "I think I'm gonna… TRANSFOOOOORM!" He yelled, transforming into a planet nearby as both of them launched off to it.
Battlerock Galaxy Star 6 - Battlerock Garbage Dump - Ilia and Mercedes
"OOOOOH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!" A Gearmo yelled as the lovers landed. "This place is not a garbage dump! Why do people keep throwing trash here!"
Ilia looked at him in confusion. "…Uh… how can there be trash here if a planet was literally made five seconds ago?" Ilia asked.
"Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Goodness me… born five seconds and he doesn't know what we're talking about." Mercedes said and then shrugged. "Mmm, what can you do?"
"Saaaay, since you two are here, why don't you help me out? You destroy this garbage with Bob-ombs and I'll give you this Power Star. Fair trade?" He asked.
Mercedes sweatdropped. "Why can't you blow them up?"
"My arms are tired."
Now it was Mercedes's turn to look confused. "But… what…? Your arms can't be tired, you're a robot!"
"Mercie, sweetie… let's just go ahead and do it." Ilia said.
Mercedes let out a sigh. "Alright." She said with a nod. "It just seems… off."
"I know, but there's nothing we can do about it. Let's just get it done."
"Okay." Mercedes nodded.
"Oh, by the way, it's preferably done under thirty seconds."
"THIRTY SECONDS?!" Both of them yelled as they looked at each other and started throwing Bob-ombs at the garbage… but since the Bob-ombs were taking their sweet time to blow up, Mercedes decided to take matters into her own hands and blasted them with Fire to make them blow up faster.
"Pull!" Mercedes said as Ilia threw a Bob-omb at the last piece of garbage where Mercedes blew up the last piece of garbage.
"Holy robot pieces, that was under twenty seconds! Not bad!" The Gearmo exclaimed.
"Nice job, sweetie!" Mercedes smiled.
"You weren't bad yourself!" Ilia smiled back as the two embraced each other and shared a kiss while the Gearmo pulled out a Power Star.
"Uh… I do not understand romance. How is blowing up garbage romantic?" The Gearmo wondered before letting out a shrug. "You humans are weird." He said, handing them the Power Star and rolling off as Mercedes took the Power Star, then broke the kiss as the two of them flew off together… while Ilia had a deep shade of pink on her body.
Back with the B Team…
Ren, Knuckles and Pit landed in the Battlerock, where they would hop into the Warp Pipe and spotted the Luma encased in ice. Pit would grab a Bob-omb and threw it at a cage… but noticed it was taking forever to blow up. "I don't remember Bob-ombs taking… forever to blow up."
"Longer fuse?" Ren guessed as the cage blew up as Knuckles would get into the cannon and launch himself to the Luma, shattering the prison in one fell swoop as the Luma transformed and launched Knuckles away where Ren and Pit joined him shortly after, the base blowing up behind them in the process.
"Whoa! That was close!" Pit exclaimed as they landed near Knuckles to the Blast Missile.
"Took your time getting here." Knuckles teased as Pit rolled his eyes as they walked ahead and spotted the Power Star not too far off. Ren would launch himself to the Power Star after waiting for the cages to pass through, then he took it.
"One shot! Awesome!" Pit said as the three of them flew off together.
Battlerock Galaxy Star 3 - Topmaniac and the Topman Tribe - Yang, Nora, Amy, Travis
The third path took them to some Montys where Yang would shoot 'em down before they threw wrenches at them, then were pulled into some Pull Stars where it would take them to a saucer that would move them to a Launch Star, but they had to avoid some mines. As they went to the Launch Star, the four of them would notice the Battlerock base firing cannonballs.
"Wonder what's going on over there?" Amy wondered.
"I bet Caboose pressed a button." Nora said as they went into the Launch Star and launched to the Metal Bowl Planet where they would be greeted by a Spiky Topman.
"Hey! Push that thing into the electric barrier! It'll save my friend!" A Luma said.
"Perfect." Travis smirked as he slashed at the Topman, sending him into the electric gate to destroy it and freeing the Luma.
"Thank you!" The Luma happily chirped as it transformed into a Launch Star as the four of them launched off to the Battlerock, where they would see a Hungry Luma transforming into a planet.
"Gah! That's blinding!" Amy complained as they landed on the ground where they were met with a Monty… that Nora immediately zapped and killed it. They would then go into the Warp Pipe and find themselves in a Gravity Corridor where they fell to the ground but landed on their feet. They would walk through as Yang would see an opening through the ceiling as she called out Dàhuô.
"Hey big guy, can you throw us to the ceiling?" She asked.
"Boar." The Emboar nodded, picking up Yang first and throwing her into the ceiling, where gravity would kick in and make her land on the ceiling.
"Thanks!" She waved as Nora, Travis and Amy would be launched up as well, then Yang would recall Dàhuô as they walked through while being careful not to get crushed by the platforms as they would eventually reach the Warp Pipe and hopped in, where they would then meet a Jump Beamer as Yang would fire a shot from her gauntlet to stun it, then one by one, they jumped into the Sling Star and hopped into a platform where it would lower into a section while the alarms blared. The platform stopped moving, where they would fall but land on the ground and were greeted by two Spiky Topmen, only to get knocked into the electric barriers by Nora and Amy.
A blast door would open up as they would fall into a Launch Star and launched away, right as the Battlerock exploded behind them as they would land on Topmaniac's saucer.
End BGM
BGM: Tension
"You hear that?" Travis asked.
"Yeah." Nora nodded.
"Hey, look!" Amy pointed to a capsule that contained a Yellow Wisp.
"Oh! Don't worry, little guy, I got ya!" Yang said, walking over and pressing the button to free the Yellow Wisp. It chirped in excitement and flew around Yang in gratitude, causing her to giggle as they walked toward the top of the platform and climbed the stairs where a massive top would descend on the ground and then landed. It then hopped and activated as spikes came out of the side with a massive mean look on its face.
End BGM
BGM: King Kaliente (Super Mario Galaxy)
You Spin Me Right Round - Topmaniac
"Here we go!" Yang said as Topmaniac would summon a few Topminis to help him fight but were destroyed by Travis as Nora would jump over and hammered him on the top of his head to deactivate him as Yang would then punch him into an electric barrier to electrocute him as it jumped back and reactivated, charging directly at Amy but she rolled out of the way as she jumped up and swung her hammer, creating a Pink Tornado that carried Topmaniac into an electric barrier, electrocuting him again as he jumped back for a third time and summoned two Spiky Topmen.
"Now he's desperate!" Yang smirked as Nora would swing her hammer and knocked a Topman into the electric barrier while Travis hacked and slashed the other Topman, cutting it in half as Amy jumped up and hammered Topmaniac on the head to deactivate him as Yang punched him into the electric barrier to destroy him, where it fell on one side… lifeless.
End BGM
"Pfft, what a wimp." Yang chuckled as a Power Star appeared before them where Nora took it.
"Let's go~!" Nora smiled as they flew off… but Yang did not fly back.
"Huh? Why didn't I go with you guys?" Yang wondered as she saw something in the corner of her eye as she saw a white comet flying above her. "What is that…?" She wondered as she looked down and saw Topmaniac glowed a white aura as he jumped back up and sprang back to life. "What?! Back for more?!" She asked before cocking her gauntlets… but then her aura fizzled out. "Nnngh! …Why… why do I feel weak…?" She groaned before shaking it off.
BGM: Vim & Vigor (Kingdom Hearts II)
Topmaniac summoned four Spiky Topmen as Yang would rush at Topmaniac and jump over, but Topmaniac would move away from her as a Spiky Topman took his place and impaled her in the foot. "GYAAAH!" She yelled as Topmaniac would rush at her and slammed her spikes into her, pushing her into an electric barrier as she screamed in agony and fell on one knee, coughing. One Spiky Topman would rush into her, slamming her into another Topman and stabbed her in the back with her spike.
"Nnngh!" Yang grunted as she got up while wincing. Is… is this that Daredevil Comet that Rosalina mentioned? She thought as a Topman came to her right and pummeled her into an electric barrier. "AAAAGH!"
It was then that the Yellow Wisp came flying over and chirped at Yang. "G-Go for it…!" She said as it went inside of her as she glowed a yellow aura and her eyes glowed yellow. "He-here goes nothing!" She said, taking a step forward and wiped some blood from her mouth.
"DRILL!"
Yang launched herself to Topmaniac, spinning into his blades as both of them clashed and grinded into each other, pushing each other before Topmaniac was pushed into an electric barrier as Yang would go back to normal, but then turned into the Drill again and drilled into two Topmen and pushed them into the electric barrier to destroy them. Yang would turn to Topmaniac and would go for another drill, but Topmaniac turned to the side as Yang would swiftly turn and slammed into Topmaniac, pushing him into the electric barrier again.
Topmaniac would rush at Yang right as she turned to normal, hitting her and cutting into Yang's stomach and hit her into the electric barrier. Yang would fall on both knees, glaring at Topmaniac who was coming for her, but she activated Drill and rushed into him, both of them clashing until Topmaniac pushed her and launched her into the air as Yang would turn back to normal. She let out a growl and fired her gauntlets, as her bullets turned into drills as Topmaniac would try to avoid it but accidentally crashed into his Topman, bouncing over and getting a Drill Bullet drilled into his button, destroying him as he exploded.
End BGM
"Uuugh…" Yang landed on the ground and fell on her knees, panting. She would see the White Comet disappearing as she slowly rose and limped over to the wreckage, reaching over to the Power Star but noticed something glowing in the wreckage. She would slowly reach down and pull out a Dark Blue Chaos Emerald. "A Chaos Emerald…? Sweet." She said, taking the Power Star as she flew off. "First thing I'm gonna do… is find Jaune."
Meanwhile, with Cinder…
Cinder walked into R3-B7's room, seeing her standing there… inactive. She would smirk at the robot and walked around her, pulling out a hard drive. "Alright, Watts… let's see if you can… reprogram this robot." She smirked as she put the hard drive into R3-B7… but was immediately electrocuted. "HGRK GRRK GRRRK!" She shrieked and was knocked back. "Aaagh! What the hell?!" She yelled.
A screen popped up on R3-B7's back, revealing Eggman. "OHOHOHOHO! Shocking, isn't she?"
"Eggman… what is the meaning of this?"
"I knew that someone would try to hack my robot for their own personal gain, so I made countermeasures to where she can NEVER be hacked! So sorry, Cinder… better luck next time! OHOHOHOHOHO!" The screen turned off as Cinder boiled with rage.
"Damn YOU!" Cinder yelled as she stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind her while grumbling.
I might have gone overboard with Battlerock Galaxy, but it's one of my favorite galaxies so... justified? *shrugs*