Warning: strong language! I had way to much fun with this chapter!
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Jean had finished academy and fto patrol. Today was his first independent patrol!
at the station*
Everyone was gearing up and getting ready for their shifts. After a briefing with loza
They Then Went into the garage where all the patrol cars were.
Loza: alright everyone be safe out there see you on the road!
Bandit and bingo approached their supervisor vehicle
Jean: hey guys how did you become supervisors so fast?
"we worked our way up the ranks fast by being the best officers we can!" Said bingo
"engaging with the community and building a great reputation!" Bandit explained
"oh ok!" Said jean
"oh I almost forgot! Happy first day of independent patrol!" Bingo congratulated
"thanks bingo! It's gonna be so much easier without loza sitting next to me barking at me!" Said jean
"it really is! but I have a bingo that barks at me." Said bandit
"hey! I'm not that bad!" Bingo exclaimed
"ok! anyway see you on the streets!" Said bandit
"ok guys!" Said said jean as he approached his cruiser
later*
Jean was driving around until he got a call of a fat Great Dane Karen causing a scene at a Walmart over her shoplifting
He drove up to the scene and saw the fatass Dane screaming in the face of security guards and other Walmart employees
WOOP* *WOOP*
"THERE IS DA POE LEECE! THEY GON PROVE YOU WRONG" the fatty McFat exclaimed smugly
Jean exited his patrol car
"ok everyone please calm down. What happened?" Jean asked calmly
"THEY SAY I SHOP LIFT!" The fat biatch screamed
"ok ma'm lower your voice. Who is the manager here?" Jean asked still calm
"me sir." Said a corgi as he walked up
"ok so what happened that lead up to this point?" Jean asked
"we caught her shop lifting the security located her and she ra-" he was cut off by the karen
"BIATCH I DID NO SUCH THING IS CUZ MY FUR IS BLAK" said the karen despite her being grey
"ma'm calm down." Said jean sternly
"THIS IS SUM BOULSHIET" the karen screamed
The Karen lunged at the manager causing random items to fall out her pockets
"HEY!" Jean yelled
Jean grabbed the woman and pulled her away from the manger with the help of security
"gonna need units at Walmart on David street 9907" jean said into his radio
"CRAZY WOMAN!" The corgi yelled angrily
"STOP!" Jean yelled trying to separate the 2
"YOU TUCHED ME PIG!" The karen screamed
The Karen tried to swing at Jean causing him to quickly pull his taser
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!" Jean yelled angrily
"NO BIATCH!" The fatass karen screamed
She swung again but before she could land a punch
ZAAP!*
"AAAGGGHHH-" the karen screamed as she hit the floor
"STAY THE F*CK DOWN! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Jean shouted angrily as he loaded more prongs into his taser
Bingo and bandit rolled up on the scene as more sirens approached
Bingo and bandit helped Jean hold the big ol thrashin' biatch down.
"HANDS BEHIND YOUR F*CKING BACK!!" Bandit yelled trying to wrangle the fat Dane
"TASER TASER TASER!" Bingo yelled
ZAAAP!*
"AAAGGGH DIS BE BWUTALITY! YOU FRENCH AND AUSTRALIAN BIATCHES GET OUTTA MAH COUNTREE THINKIN YOU CAN BE POE LEECE" the karen angrily yelled
Jean almost lost it and was about to pull his baton but kept his composure and refrained.
They continued to struggle with the huge fat biatch
"IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Jean yelled As him,bingo and struggled to cuff the woman
"FINE PIGS" the karen screamed
They got the fatass Karen into cuffs. But she was so fat she couldn't fit in the crown Vic so they had to call in another unit with a big enough car to even attempt to transport her
"why were you stealing?" Bandit asked
"CUZ I GOTTA GET MAH BABEHS FOOD!" The karen yelled
"you are under arrest for theft,and assault on a bystander,felony assault on a law enforcement officer and theft" jean explained
"you have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney if you could not afford an attorney one will be appointed to you by the state of California do you understand these rights I've read you?" Bingo asked
The Karen rolled her eyes and nodded. They located her residence and got her children somewhere safer and 10 times cleaner!
To be continued!