(Warning lots of poop and vomit)
"Current timeline"
Lucky sat in his chp car eating on break. Until he got a call...
Dispatch: attention all available units. We have a large homeless bulldog defecating everywhere. He is wearing a tutu and a pooped covered cape. and has attacked children with a poop covered wand. in grand park near city hall. County and local units on scene...
"God darn it... well better finish this before I get covered in crap..." said lucky as he finished his food
Lucky in radio: 10-4. X-ray 67 responding code 3.
He flipped his lights and sirens on and made his way to the park. He saw Jean by a his patrol car and a few other units on the side walk. Jean's black uniform was covered in brown spots. And he was hunched over on his police car gagging and puking
He stepped out of his vehicle
"what's going on?!" Lucky asked
"He *gag* is hiding. We're about to fan out to find him. We cleared the park of residents *gag*" said Jean as he puked more while bandit rubbed his back also covered in the crap...
"Trooper." Said a rookie lapd officer as he came up to lucky and the others.
"Yes?" Lucky asked
"We have a visual. He is pooping everywhere by the restroom." The officer said in a disgusted tone.
"By the restroom... ok." Said lucky annoyed at the fact that the dude was deliberately dumping OUTSIDE the restroom.
They drew their tasers and slowly approached the restrooms lucky leading them. The closer they got to the restrooms the more piles of crap they almost stepped on
"Oh good god..." bandit said gritting his teeth at the smell.
They then heard grunting and farting coming from a bush near the restroom
"Step out now!" Lucky commanded
"NO NOT!" The fatass bulldog yelled as he squeezed out a monster turd.
They got closer and saw the fatass still wearing a cape and tutu squatting Over a massive crap pile waving the brown wand around.
The officers all jolted back in disgust with their tasers still focused on the guy.
"Get up! Hand's where I can see them! Man! I will tase you!" Mackenzie yelled
"IM POOPIN BRITSH BOI" the bulldog yelled as he pooped out another Goliath turd.
mackenzie is from New Zealand...*
"Sir I'm not gonna tell you again! Get up now! You can hold it until you can get to the hospital!" Mackenzie commanded. As he put his finger on the taser trigger
The bulldog then pooped in his hand and threw it at Mackenzie
Mackenzie dodged the projectile turd.
The bulldog then bolted away.
"DISGUSTING MOFO!" Rusty yelled as the officers began to chase him.
The bulldog dropped turds from his ass like bombs as the officers chased him from the sides avoiding the poop trail. They chased him from the park to the streets on foot.
They chased him through an alley and the bulldog halted as a ton of cop cars blocked the exit.
Bingo in the center pistol drawn
"GET THE FRICK ON THE GROUND NOW!" Bingo yelled
"NO NO-" the bulldog was cut off as Mackenzie,rusty,lucky and Jean tackled him causing the bulldog to shoot a load of diarrhea all over them on impact
They all yelled in disgust. They then all grabbed the fatass and cuffed him. They then laid down towels on the escort units back seat.
This was truly the Most disgusting thing they had ever been through!
Jean and all the other officers gagged and desperately wiped themselves off. Mackenzie even vomited much like jean. Due to him being newer on the force and he had never gone through anything like that in the military. Blood and sand ain't as bad as crap...
They soon went to station to wash their uniforms and equipment.
later that night when they were home*
"With lucky"
Lucky sat on the couch absolutely traumatized...
His daughter destiny came in tail wagging
(Destiny is hunter's age around 10)
"Hey dad! How was work!" The pup asked exitedly
"It was. Poopy..." said lucky
"Um ok?" The pup said confused with a chuckle.
"Hey guys the cookies are done!" Winnie called from the kitchen.
"Awesome! You coming dad!" Destiny asked
"Yeah I'll be right there!" Said lucky still without an appetite.
Lucky slowly walked to the kitchen and saw winnie's steaming perfectly baked cookies on the tray. The cookies he usually ate most of...
The chocolate chips reminded him of the poop he couldn't eat them.
"I don't feel so well guys." Said lucky
"What's wrong honey! You usually always love my cookies!" Winnie said with concern
"Well... something happened today at work. And..." said lucky
"What happened dad?" Destiny asked
Lucky then turned on the news
"disgusting news! This afternoon in grand park a homeless bulldog was arrested for assault on an officer,public defecation and much much more. The man was defecating all over the park... at the hospital. Tons of fiber and Miralax was in his system. Causing endless and violent diarrhea... oh god..." the news reporter explained and then when he got to the gross part he just walked away and the news feed cut.
Destiny and Winnie began to laugh
"I knew I should of remained a football player..." said lucky.
"With Mackenzie"
Mackenzie sat in the front room with max.
Max noticed Mackenzie wasn't in his usual mood.
"Hey dad is something wrong?" Max asked with concern
"No. Not really." Said Mackenzie
Max knew his dad very well and could tell when something wasn't right with him. And gave Mackenzie the I know somethings up look
"Well. Something gross happened today at work." Said Mackenzie
"What happened?" Max asked
"Well. I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared to talk about it. Wait. Did hunter teach you the please fa-"
Mackenzie was cut off my max making the cutest and cuddliest please face he has ever seen.
"Awwww! Ok!" Said Mackenzie as he told the story.
Max busted up laughing
"Poop! HEHEHEH!" Max laughed like a 6 year old
"Oh my goodness boy! What is so funny about that word?" Mackenzie asked with a chuckle.
"What word?" Max asked
"Poop!" Mackenzie exclaimed
This caused max to crack up even more.
Chloe walked in
"What's going on in here" Chloe asked in her usual quiet and soft tone of voice.
"This word has the boy cracking up!" Said Mackenzie
"What word?" Chloe asked
"Poop!!" Max yelled
"Oh my!" Said Chloe as she began to laugh loudly.
The three laughed and prepared to go to bed.
"With the heeler's"
Jean,bandit,bingo,Loki and hunter were hanging out in the front room as chili and bluey cooked.
"Who wants to hear a gross story that happened today?" Bandit asked exitedly
"What is the story papa?" Loki asked
"Oh No bandit don't tell it." Said Jean about to gag.
And of course he told it.
Jean and bingo began to gag as hunter,bandit,and Loki cracked up
"What's goin on in here?" Chili asked as she and bluey walked in.
Bandit then told them the story.
Causing jean to excuse himself to puke in the restroom as bingo began to feel queasy.
"Oh my gosh that is so gross!!" Bluey exclaimed
"Oh my goodness gracious!" Chili exclaimed as she walked away to the kitchen.
Loki and hunter giggled at everyone's reaction.
"With rusty"
Little Jack and cupcake were hanging Out with rusty and Indy in their room.
"So dad how was work today?" Little jack asked
"It was decent until the incident" said rusty
"What incident?" Cupcake asked
"What happened honey?" Indy asked
Rusty told them the story.
Jack and rusty laughed while Indy and cupcake gagged.
"At this point I'm used to it..." rusty said with a chuckle.
"I can tell..." said Indy in a disgusted tone.
To be continued!!
(This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever written...)