(Based on live pd)
Jean had gotten a call of a drunk dog causing trouble at a burger joint.
"Hunter would not be happy about this..." said jean to himself as he drove towards the restaurant.
Jean approached the establishment.
Jean left his car and entered the restaurant
"Hello! Did you call?" Jean said as he entered and greeted the workers
"Yeah! There's a guy standing outside bothering our customers" The worker replied
"Is he still out there?" Jean asked
"Yeah" said the worker
"What is he doing?" Jean asked
"So we have that dispenser of ketchup over there and he he opened it up and dunked his burger in there. He put it in the ketchup. Now he's standing outside" the worker explained
"That guy out there?" Jean asks pointing at a crazed looking wiener dog
"Yes sir" the worker said
"Ok perfect. Thank you!" Said jean as he approached the man as more officers arrived in case things went south.
"What's up monsieur how are you?" Jean asked as he walked up to the man
"Did dEy cAlL thE pOliCe?" The man asked
"Can you take a seat for me please?" Jean asked
"nOpE anTi kIdS" the man said confusing jean
"Huh?" Jean asked
"BUrRitO. hEy g slIce" the man said further confusing jean and lucky who just arrived
"Hey how much have you had to drink today?" Lucky asked
The man tilted his head
"How much have you asked to drink today?" Jean asked
"MEn iN bLacK" the man responded
"Men in black?" Jean asked
"YEAh mEn iN blAcK" the man responded
"Hey how much have you had to drink today?" Lucky asked
"HOLA MIJA" the man yelled
"Have a seat for me please" jean asked
"No I can't do that" the man said calmly
"Why?" Lucky asked
"Cuz I'm not ready" the man said calmly
The man began to ramble about random nonsense
"How much have you had to drink today boss?" Lucky asked Once more
The man said nothing
"Do me a favor and turn around for me" said jean
The man did nothing
"tHey gOt dA tiCkEt" the man said excitedly and drunkly
"Ok just calm down for us" jean said as him and lucky began to search him and give him alcohol tests. And cuffed him.
They then found a piece of paper on him
When lucky checked the paper it was police station jail release paperwork.
"Oh I see you were just released today."'said lucky as he checked the form.
"You got arrested for public intoxication. This morning. You been out for only a day and your already drunk again" Said jean as lucky handed him the paper
"Have a seat please" jean said as he helped the man sit
"So why did you take the lid off the ketchup container and dip your whole burger in it?" Lucky asked
"dO yOu tHinK DAt kEtChUp iS a FunNy jOke oR nO?" The man asked
"Excuse me?" Lucky asked
"DO yOU tHinK dAt kEtChup iS a fUnNy jOke oR nO" the man asked
"Do I think ketchup is a funny joke?" Jean asked
"I don't know" the man said calmly
"No I think ranch is a little funnier but I don't get to pick and choose what you dunk your burger in." Said jean
"The business doesn't want to press charges but we are gonna take him in due to public intoxication once again. I can smell the alcohol comin off him." Said lucky
They then took the man to jail and that was that!
To be continued...
Again based off of live pd!