The Fats of Life

(Disclaimer: For Entertainment Purposes. No claims for "young Sheldon)

In the garage of the Coopers, Sheldon invents a type of potion that would increase his appetite. He used four ingredients to make the potion, mixing it and, boiling it for a few minutes. After it was boiled, he set it down to cool for several minutes. He had turned off the gas and, everything so nothing won't get lost or destroyed.

When it cooled, Sheldon poured the potion into a small glass. He picked up the glass, putting it to his lips and, downs it slowly. After he finished it, he didn't feel anything happening in his belly until the next morning.

As the morning came Georgie and Missy, came to the table and, Mary asks, "Where's Sheldon?" Missy replies, "He will be here in a second," Mary made eggs, sausage and, a stack of pancakes which was 15 piled up. Sheldon, came from the bedroom and said, "I'm starved I can eat a horse," Mary, fixed the food for the kids and, she put the pancakes in the middle smothered with maple syrup. Georgie took 2, Missy took 2 and, Sheldon took 5 and, Mary's eyes nearly dropped from their sockets. "Shelly, I never see you eat like that before, you're gonna get fat," Mary said with shock. "Mother, it's good for my energy," Sheldon said, while eating his breakfast. "You're gonna be like a sumo wrester," Missy said to Sheldon. Sheldon flips her off, "Sheldon, put up his middle finger at me," Missy informed. "Shelly, that is a sin!" Mary barked and, he immediately apoligized to Missy. With their breakfast finished, they got up and went to school.

At lunch, Sheldon and Georgie sat at a table and, he told him that his sandwhich is in his stomach. "Sheldon, you gotta do somethin' with your appetite," Georgie said to Sheldon. One girl, who had a ham and swiss on rye on her tray and, Sheldon snatches it. "Sheldon, cut it out!" Georgie barked. The girl who is about 200 pounds and, she said to Georgie, "Don't worry, I'm going on a diet anyway," Sheldon, continues eating the sandwhich. Georgie, began eating his lunch in disgust. A boy that has a chocolate pudding left on his tray, he asks Sheldon if his wants it but, the boy gives it to him and, Sheldon wolfs it.

During that period, a girl asked Sheldon if he wants to go to the dance Sarurday evening and, he agreed to it and, another girl did the same thing with Georgie as well and, he agreed to that. Minutes later, the bell rang and, everyone went to their classes.

At home, Mary asked how school was and Georgie, discussed about Sheldon's increased appetite. Mary, wasn't too thrilled about they way Sheldon was eating. Sheldon, cannot wait for his favorite supper Spaghetti with Hot Dogs. "Mother, I had been invited to go to the dance Saturday night," Sheldon said to his mother. "That's great Shelly, I bet that you're gonna have a good time," Mary replied to his announcement. "I hope so and, Georgie is going too," Sheldon said.

Soon, supper had been served. Everyone, said grace and, they passed the bowl of spaghetti and hot dogs around. Everyone, enjoys the food. Missy, started to feel full and She gave the rest to Sheldon. "Son, that is your second plate," George commented about his sons crazed appetite. "I'm still hungry," said Sheldon with his mouth smeared with spaghetti sauce. Sheldon, puts another spoonful onto his plate and, Mary told him that it's enough. He ate four plates and, everyone was done for the night.

A night before the dance, George was in the living room along with Missy watching television. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Georgie opened it and, it was a girl named Eva whose taking Sheldon to the dance. Georgie introduced her to Mary and George. Next, Mary walked into the living room looking puzzeled. "Mary, what's the problem?" George asked "See for yourself!" Mary replied in shock. Sheldon, waddled into the living room and, his body ballooned three times his size. Eva, looked puzzled and shocked at his bloated body and said, "He wasn't that fat yesterday," "Well, gets puffy sometimes in the morning," Mary replied. "If he gets puffier, he'll need his own zip code," Eva said. "He had an allergic reaction to peanuts yesterday," George replied. "Man, looked like they were like the size of eggplants," Eva remarks and he told Sheldon, not to count on her to go to the dance and, she left.

"That is very rude to dump, Shelly," Mary said in devastation. Georgie, was devastated that he won't be going to the dance with Veronica. Missy says, "I cannot blame Eva, if I was in Sheldon's school I won't take him," Missy gently shakes Sheldon's bloated abdomen and concludes, "He looks like a 30 foot water balloon," "Missy, being fat doesn't make Sheldon, any less worthwhile, you like who they are not what they look like, you know," George gives her his point. "You're right dad," Missy said. "Shelly, we can't let you go to school like that but, set the table don't eat any food," Mary said. "We hate to leave you," Mary concluded.

Sheldon, begins to set the table and, while doing so he sees flowers on the table. He picked one out and said, "This bud's for you," then, he takes a nibble out of it. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door and, it was MeeMaw. "MoonPie, How did you get so fat?" She asked with shock. "I had an allergic reaction to peanuts, the size of eggplants," Sheldon answered. "I didn't go to school because, I don't want to be teased," Sheldon discussed his problem but, MeeMaw had an idea for him, "You ought to go to school in style for a kid at your size!" MeeMaw commented on the other clothes he was wearing.

In the school cafeteria, Georgie was talking to a couple of his friends at the table about the dance. Minutes later, Sheldon walks in wearing a flannel shirt, jeans and, sneakers. Suddenly, Georgie blurted, "Sheldon, what the hell are you doing here?!" Sheldon said, "I'm sporting with fashion!" the other students were laughing and using fat jokes on him. Eva and a female friend saw Sheldon and, Eva comments, "Hey, the GoodYear blimp landed, I bet they used grease to get in the tub," A fat red head, went up to Eva and said, "You better stop teasing Sheldon right now or, you'll have me to handle," the girl said. "Oh my God, I'm being threatened by the Pilsbury Doughgirl," Eva poked the girls belly. "I'm warnin' ya Eva, if you punch me in the stomach, you'll never get your fist out," the girl scared her off. Georgie got up and, thanked the girl for sticking up for Sheldon. She didn't care if he's fat but, it made him like her more.

When that night came, Georgie came out of his room wearing a black suit with a white flower in his pocket. "Georgie, you look handsome," George commented. "Thank you, Dad," Georgie thanked him. "Where's Sheldon?" Mary asked. "He'll be out in a minute," Georgie answered. Then, he exits the room back to his normal size. "Sheldon, looks stunning and, he's thin again," "Well, I had to tell you that I had invented a potion that increased my appetite and, I kinda overdone the mix and it caused my body to swell up," Sheldon said about the ordeal to everyone. "Will you say that in plain?" Mary asked, "I had so much gas to get to Africa," Sheldon said.

Finally, Georgie, Veronica, Sheldon and the red head girl, went to have a good time for the high school dance!

THE END