5

Ianto was warm. Also, he needed to pee like a damned horse and he sighed as he moved in the bed. He then registered the body he was spooning around and he felt a momentary panic before memories filtered through from his drunken stumble home with the stud he had fucked on a desk.

Jack.

Captain Jack if ya please.

Ianto hummed as he felt that familiar ache deep inside that told him it had been a VERY good night ta muchly. Ianto breathed the man in, letting his hand splay across the taught stomach of the man who had rocked his world.

The man moved and Ianto watched him turn to face him, the smile soft as Jack said "hey. Good morning Tiger."

Ianto smiled back "Hey Captain!"

Of all the weirdness in his life, this felt like the most normal thing. Waking up with a stranger in his bed after a night of drunken debauchery. Yeah. He could really tick this off his bucket list right?

Ianto knew he should say something else but at the end of the day… life was for living and right now living one experience at a time was better than trying to consider the crap his life had become.

"So… Captain. Any chance of a ride?"

Jack laughed as he nuzzled into Ianto's hair and muttered softly "Awwww …you are such a fucking tease. But really… I need to pee."

"Me too" Ianto giggled, both me shooting off the bed to the bathroom where they stood pissing in the toilet together.

"Awwww, look. We do EVERYTHING together" Ianto gushed in a syrupy sweet voice "Made for each other. What's your sign? I'm a asparagus."

Jack laughed.

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"So… let me get this straight. Your Dad had an affair and to cover it, he accused your mom of it instead?" Jack asked with a frown "I mean… what the hell CAN you believe now."

"Exactly!" Ianto sighed as he accepted the plate of fry up Toshiko was placing on the table they were all seated at. Breakfast of champions.

"I still wanna DNA test" Owen said around his mouthful of food "Just in case Ianto is NOT a Jones. I mean, so many lies and bullshit, at least he would have that ticked off, you think so Jack?."

Yeah, but if he looks like the grandfather…" Jack argued back and it finally dawned on Ianto that they knew each other.

"How do you know each other?" Ianto asked.

"Jack here is an old friend form school" Owen said happily.

"He's American"

"Yeah, but I don't hold I against him" Owen shrugged as Jack laughed happily. "He is actually Scottish by birth ya know."

"You know… a DNA test would ease my mind, even with Grandy's assertions that I am just like him. I mean … I still can't believe my father would say such a thing if it was not true in some way." Ianto agreed, knowing the test would come back a match but really needing something tangible that he knew was a fact.

Yeah.

He needed that test.

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"Please Rhiannon, I need to have this confirmed so I can let it go" Ianto was pleading with his sister who clearly did not understand the problem here.

"Ianto! Stop being so stupid. Dad already said he was only saying it to upset Mum. Come on." Rhiannon argued, "Anyway. If you want it so bad… ask Dad."

"I don't' want to speak to him right now, the adulterous thief" Ianto said sullenly "Rhiannon, a test can show if we are a hundred percent siblings, I don't need to ask him and give him the opportunity to mess with my head more."

"God, he was not doing it to…"

"Right. So the answer is no. You will not help me? Great. Fine. Daddy's girl. So you went to him and he talked you around did he? All forgiven? Typical, some things never change" Ianto rose from the table, shoving the chair back "Fine Rhiannon. But just remember I came to you and wanted to be your brother. I really did! At least you got your money right? No skin off your nose either way."

"Ianto, don't be such a fucking drama queen" Rhiannon sighed "God, you act just like a little pansy sometimes…."

Ianto's fist on the table was so loud it echoed as he silenced her and he leaned in close to her and hissed "I am one. I fuck men. Actually last night I was the one getting fucked. Like my life at the moment… fucked. You know… you know what… you don't care. That's fine. Dad hasn't done this to you… he did it to me. So have you met them? Our siblings? Huh? You met the two kids he had with his other woman our trust find is paying for? Or does that not matter either. Fucking hypocrite!"

Ianto was storming out of the house, practically feeing the fire in his skin as Rhiannon ran after him "what the fuck are you talking about? You are fucking insane!"

"Yeah? Maybe but at least I know when I am not wanted!" Ianto screamed back totally out of control as he felt tears stinging now "Go ask him Rhia. Go ask where the money went that was to pay my uni. Go ask why I have to drop out now or our little sister gets nothing... likely will get nothing anyway since he pays the bitch's rent weekly from our trust fund account. Go on… ask about his son and daughter to this woman. The other family he has enjoyed for nearly two decades! Go on. Then tell me he's a good Dad. A good man. Clearly not a good husband!"

Ianto left his sister standing there gaping at him.

He knew that had been wrong, he knew he had just verbally slapped her in the face but he could not stand it anymore. His father was not a fucking saint and he was damned if he was going to let her choose his side. If she was not on Ianto's side… fuck her too.