A.N: this chapter may or may not introduce Edward Cullen(no guarantees) ;)...
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"Hi,um I'm Mike ,are you, I mean I'm,I was just wondering you know if you are...Bella?
Just my luck,this guy can't even form a decent coherent sentence.
BPOV
And to think Alice dressed me up for this he wasn't too bad,just not my type...Just as I was coming up with ideas to escape back home, Mike cleared his throat and when I looked at him ,I mean really looked at him not frowning randomly like I was doing till now(he must have thought I was retarded),I saw that he was blushing ,and he said, "Yeah,so Bella..Would you um like to,well I'm just asking of course but...Would you like to take a walk with me?"
I guess he was cute...and he hadn't actually done something to annoy me yet,so I agreed.
But as we were walking,I realized that agreeing to go on a walk with this guy was not the smartest thing to do.
Our conversation at first was pretty light with him asking about my work,family and talking about himself ,but soon it became obvious that this guy was delusional.
Here is how our conversation went-
Mike:So have you always lived in Forks?
Me: Pretty much yeah...
Mike: What do you do for a living?
Me:I work in a publishing house,what about you?
Mike:Oh, I am with a construction firm.
Me:Oh nice.
Mike:Well tell me about your family..
Me: There's not much to tell...
Well you must be thinking he's not as bad as I'm making him out to be,but wait, the conversation is not over yet...
Mike:Well I live with my mom and dad.I don't think I could ever live away from my mother.
Me:Oh...(I mean what am I supposed to say to that?)
Mike:But you don't need to worry-
Why would I worry?
Mike:When we get married we won't have to sleep with my parents.
Wait,what?
Me:Huh?
Mike: I mean I'm sure my mom will be okay with me sleeping with you after marriage, if my mom's not okay with that we could always share the bed with my parents.
Me: You are joking right?
I was as stunned by the words that came out of his mouth as you are, probably more.
Mike: No.(he actually looked offended that I thought he was joking) I assure you the bed is big enough,for the four of us.
He is delusional.
Me:Mike I think you're getting ahead of yourself,I never agreed to marry you.
Mike:Well,but as soon as I saw you I realized that we were meant to be...(ridiculously delusional)We would be perfect together ,just imagine our children ,with my blonde hair,your brown eyes ,my nose,your lips,and ears a combination of both of ours.
I'm sure such children will resemble disfigured aliens more than humans.
He's paranoid,crazy and ridiculously delusional.
Me:Mike...maybe you felt that we were meant to be or whatever but I assure you I don't feel the same.
To my surprise he started laughing...
Mike:I know you are joking.I asked you and you said yes.
When?
Me:When?
Mike:Quit lying.I saw it in your eyes and when i asked you to take a walk with me ,you said yes.
Me:I told yes to the walk not to marriage.
Mike:Well,you can't go on a walk with someone you won't marry will you?
Me: ... (I'm speechless...don't judge, I'd like to see you deal with the likes of Mike)
Mike:Don't worry, I know what you girls want, we'll paint my house pink,and we'll have 8 kids,you won't even have to work,I'll work and you can take care of our ki-
Me:I already have a boyfriend.(this was of course not true-it was just my excuse for escape)
Mike started laughing again.
Mike:Bella,your sense of humour...
Dang!I was so hoping that he believed that one.
I looked around,everyone had left the park,and now we were... alone.
This guy was weird,paranoid, insane,ridiculously delusional and retarded.
Now,that I had accepted that this guy was mad,I suddenly remembered something I had read about mad people...that what they do is quite unpredictable...what if this guy-I didn't allow that thought to go further,
I realized that I had two options now-run or RUN.
So I started running...And guess what? The idiot started running behind me yelling "Bella wait!"
As I looked behind to see how much behind me Mike was,I crashed into someone.I turned around to see the obstacle in my path,and...I got lost in a pair of gorgeous green eyes.
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