A.N: Tell me how it was...[;)]

BPOV

I was angry, irritated and disgusted as I wiped my mouth clean, after the slimy git Mike put his mouth on me.

Edward was on the floor with Mike on top of him and Mike appeared to be deep in thought as he laid on top of Edward. I might have found it funny had this guy not forced himself on me as he held my nose closed. Edward finally managed to get up but I couldn't focus on him as I was too busy glaring at Mike.

I took my phone out of my pocket to call my friend Jacob who was with the Seattle Police department. I told him about Mike and he said that he was on his way.

All this while Mike Newton was still on the floor, he was smiling at the ceiling for no sane reason that I could see. Edward on the other hand was staring at me.

I had been scared that he would file a case of assault against me, and I had now, without thinking, called the cops on Mike. Even if Edward hadn't had the idea of calling the cops on me- seeing the cops would surely give him the idea to do so.

Deciding not to think about it now, I turned to Mike-who was still on the floor- and asked him,

"Why did you do that?"

Still smiling he turned his attention to me and said, "That kiss was perfect wasn't it? We need to do it again!"

So saying he started to get up probably intending to try to kiss me again. Thankfully Edward held him down and prevented him from coming for me. It was then that Mike appeared to register that Edward was here.

" Heatlift right?" Mike asked Edward

Edward appeared confused as he answered, "pardon?"

"Wasn't that what you said his name was?" Mike turned to me petulant.

I'd said Heathcliff you big duffer, not heatlift. Choosing not to answer his stupid question, I try to get my own answers.

"Why the hell did you close my nose though?"

"So that it was perfect"

"Huh?" This response came from Edward, a perfect articulation of my own thoughts

Mike looked at him smugly and said, "You wouldn't get it. Bella and I are meant to be, I wanted her to be breathless when we first kissed"

I stayed quiet after that, this guy was a little messed up in the head and this was situation was seriously getting even weirder than it was.

Edward seems like a decent enough guy(except for when he was a jerk to me earlier) and he's helped me in this situation quite a lot so clearing things up with him would be the right thing to do especially since, if we were on good terms he wouldn't file a case for assault against me.

Intending to try to smooth things over I looked at him and caught him look staring back at me. He did have gorgeous eyes I found myself thinking as I stared at him. I was pulled from my inner reverie about his eyes when he asked me,

"Why are you staring at me?"

My brain stopped working for a second as I answered with the first thing that came to mind,

"Please don't file a case for assault against me."

Yeah and now I had given him the idea myself.

He looked confused for a second before he smirked at me- actually smirked!

"Only if you agree to go on a date with me.", Edward answered

Was he actually serious? Was he trying to blackmail me into going on a date with him? I shut down the part of me that for no rational reason wanted to say yes and jump into his arms, and told him,

"Absolutely Not!"

He shrugged and with mock sympathy told me, "The case on assault it is then…"

I felt like punching his stupid smirk off his face, or kissing it off his face my subconscious taunts me.

What was it with weird men coming into my life recently? And what was with this Edward guy inciting extreme emotions in me?

With a reluctance that I didn't completely feel;

I replied, "Fine."

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Edward sat with his arm around me as we narrated the story.

"And that children, is how I got your grandmother to agree to go on a date with me…" Edward said to Alec and Jane

"So grandpa did not complain to the police?", Alec asked me

"What happened to Mike Newton? Grandpa, if grandma hated you so much, how did you get grandma to fall in love with you? ", Jane asked

"Why did Grandma Alice tell Mike about you, grandma?", Alec asked

"That's a story for another time, now its past your bedtime, children. Go to sleep…", Edward tells them.

After extracting a promise that we'll tell them the rest of the story tomorrow, and that I will make my special cupcakes tomorrow, they go to sleep.

I smile at my husband as he kisses my cheek. He's aged with grace and he is as beautiful to me as he was 50 years ago.

" I wouldn't have filed a case." He says smiling,

" I know", I reply

"Thank you for crashing into me that first day", He says as he takes my hand and kisses it.

"Thank you for being there to catch me", I say to him.

He smiles wider as he leans down to kiss me, "Always.", he murmurs against my lips.

Our story was weird, filled with lots of ups and downs, and certainly not conventional, but it was our story and I wouldn't change any part of it- including the crazy…

A.N: The End. At least of this part of the story ;)

Tell me if ya guys want me to write about the next part of their story, their date and whatever proceeds as a different story ofc tho, cos this one's done...