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Thanks to Falconress for this idea :) *points everyone to the review buttons* Send me as many ideas as you want, I don't have very many that are good for one shots :)

"...and these are the cabins. Each one represents a god or goddess. THeir children stay in their parent's cabin. If you get claimed by a god or goddess without a cabin, we'll build you one." Chiron was explaining to a new camper. "Of course each cabin is also specially tailored to fit the godly parent. Each cabin is also headed by a head counselor, which I'll let Percy explain-"

Just at he moment, Percy ran up to Chiron, gasping for breath. "Chiron...candy...Stolls...Leo..."

Chiron sighed. "Oh, dear...Here we go again..." He turned the to mystified camper. "Derrick, meet Percy, son of Poseidon and head counselor of cabin 3. Percy, this is Derrick. He's new to camp. Mind explaining the details of the cabins and taking him to the Hermes cabin while I go sort out what's going on with the Stolls, candy, and Leo?"

"Sure, no problem Chiron. Um..just a warning: Leo's in the forge...and it's not a prety sight...I think Jake's taking over until he calms down." Percy grimaced as he and Derrick walked off.

Chiron trotted to the Forge, but before he even got there, he could hear the madness. Cautiously peeking in, he saw Leo, in all his flaming glory, belting out a very off-key tune to a ratty radio (which was blasting some high-energy music) while his hands, which were a blur, danced across whatever he was working on. His siblings all had cotton stuffed in their ears and were staying far away from their hyperactive brother.

Chiron motioned for Nyssa to join him outside. "What's going on?" he asked.

"The Stolls accidently-on-purpose gave Leo a whole bag of candy." She sighed.

Leo burst out of the forge, waving around something in his hands. "OH YEAH, BABY! uNCLE LEO MCSIZZLE VALDEZ IS IN THE HOUSE!" he yelled, running around camp. Various campers gawked at him, and a crowd followed him as he made his way to the ampitheatre.

Chiron finally managed to get to the front of the crowd, and found Leo doing goodness knows what with his machine. "Leo, what are you doing?"

Leo just grinned, finished setting things in place, then ran off shouting, "WAIT TILL TONIGHT, BABY, OH YEAH!"

A long awkward silence followed.

"I hereby disown Leo Valdez as my brother if whatever he did blows up camp." Jake finally said.

"Except we'd probably be dead by then." Piper pointed out.

" . Let's hope whatever it is works, because even I don't know at this point." Jake agreed.

"I'm...going to go let Camp Jupiter know they should prepare for the worst." Nico said, heading off towards the Poseidon cabin and its handy fountain.

As it turned out, Camp Half-Blood had nothing to fear. leo, still acting like he was on steriods, gave them one heck of an amazing light show.

The only downside was that after he returned to normal and said he had no idea what he had done to make such a spectacle, everyone kept trying to sneak him big bags of candy in hopes he would be able to make his miracle again.

My oath on the Styx is now complete! *runs around crazily with Leo* Reviews and ideas please, and thank you!