Hashire Sori yo, Kaze no you ni, Tsukimihara wo, PADORU PADORU
Welcoming notes: Finally, it's out of my head, this story idea. This idea was like six years old, me crossing over Naruto and Super Sentai/Power Rangers in the world of Senran Kagura. The enemy was always Shin, but I didn't know where to put it in the SK timeline until I binge-watched the Shinovi Masters anime and went like, this is it. That's how I'll do the story. That and the way the story went bothered me since it went against the already established SK lore with major asspulls, mostly concerning the Yōma. Anyway, enjoy the last update for the crap-filled year that is 2020.
Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, and goodbye forever 2020 because you suck!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Senran Kagura, Super Sentai/Power Rangers, or any other crossover that'll appear.
Special thanks to NorthSouthGorem and Lucius Walker for beta-reading, and Zronku for drawing the first three Senrangers. Go check out their stuff when you get the chance.
Now presenting: Kunoichi Sentai Senranger (aka Power Rangers Senran Strike)
[One Winter Day]
"Ahh, well, this is hopeless. That girl is playing right into the hands of those Yōma, and her friends are no better enabling her like that.
"The Super Secret Ninja Art: Fuma Korin. A jutsu that permanently seals a Yōma back into their own world at the cost of one's own life force. That girl must've lost at least half her lifespan casting that jutsu.
"This cannot continue, especially with that breach of Yōma inside the city. It can only mean that Shin is on the move.
"Sorry girls, but none of you are worthy to carry the mantle of Senranger. After all…it already had to be teenagers not only with attitude, but with the perfect blend of light…and darkness… Kukuku…"
Yōma.
They are one of many dark forces that plague the world, and are known as demons that are born from the malice of humans. They are unknown to the larger world except for the shinobi, who have spent generations fighting them in the shadows. Divided into two factions, they fight against each other to lure out the Yōma and hunt them. However, due to the power of the Yōma, most shinobi don't make it out alive.
In modern times, the barrier between the Human World and the parallel world where Yōma thrive is as thin as ever. The threat of Yōma increases year by year, with no progress to their extermination being made. Shinobi, who are split between light and darkness, clash against each other, sometimes forgetting who their true target is and leaving them weak for the Yōma to feast on them. It is human nature that proves to be their undoing, and those that are lucky enough to survive are served painful reminders of their failures as long as they live.
The Yōma are led by Shin, a legendary Yōma who is said to be the first of their kind, as well as the species' heart and soul. They are a powerful entity that is credited for many large-scales catastrophes through its brethren. Besides human nature, Shin is another reason discord is sewn through the human world. They are nestled in the Yōma's home dimension, waiting for the chance to invade the human world like it did centuries ago; growing stronger with the blood spill by the foolish shinobi.
However, Shin is not unbeatable. They have originally invaded the Human World before, bringing despair and discord, with nothing to stop them…except for one group.
The Senrangers.
A group of female individuals from all walks of life, imbued with the power of crystals saturated in a mysterious universal force of bio-energy. It is mixed with chakra that gives them powers much as various abilities and transforming to a super-powered form. Together, they fought back against the darkness of the Yōma forces. While they have lost some of their comrades in the fight, they were able to defeat and seal away Shin before they could cause anymore damage. Now the crystals are hidden away, waiting for the time when Shin re-emerges from his realm.
Come present day, powerful Youma have infiltrated the Human World, seeking to prepare for the arrival of Shin, who will bring untold suffering and despair among the unaware humans. With good and evil continually clashing, a new group is necessary to destroy Shin, and this generation's shinobi is unprepared for the horrors that Shin will bring.
Hence a new generation of Senrangers, is about to be born…
Shinovi 01: Za Senran Rangers
[Konohara Academy, a few months later]
It was a normal spring day at the normal high school of Konohara Academy in Tokyo, Japan. The sky was blue, the air was clean, and the sound of something getting their guts kicked in echoed rather loudly . In the back of the school, a thug was sent flying into a wall, and slid down with an audible groan.
"You got a death wish, Uzumaki? No one roughs up my boys and gets away with it!" the gang leader snarled at the assailant.
The assailant in question is a young woman with sun-kissed blonde hair, with two twin tails tied with blue ribbons. Her heterochromic eyes, with her right iris being blue and her left violet, seemed to glow in the dim atmosphere as she wiped some blood off of her whisker-marked cheek. Her female Konohara Academy green and white sailor fuku uniform, which had a red ribbon tied in the front that laced through a loop attached to the blouse, did nothing to hide her attractive, slender figure, especially those large F-cup breasts. Her blue miniskirt fluttered from the beatdown that had just occurred, resulting in her black knee-high socks and orange sneakers being scuffed up.
Name: Uzumaki Naruko
Age: 18
Rating: Megitsune
She tilted her head and grinned, putting her hand up and gesturing with her middle finger for the thugs to come and get her.
The thug bristled. "You fucking bitch!"
He threw a haymaker, which the girl effortlessly dodged and countered with a high kick, knocking him into a wall. His friends tried to help, but ended up sharing the same fate, being juggled upwards into the air, before plummeting to the ground.
"Seriously? Have you all masochists or something? Your bullying and invasion always results in this. Don't you idiots have anything better to do than steal people's lunch money and harass the girls?" Naruko asked while chewing on some pocky. "Go to some other school and bother them."
"Ah, we're not done yet!" the leader growled as he and his cronies shakingly got to their feet.
"Of course you're not," Naruko snorted, finishing her pocky. "After all, you punching bags always come back for more. Like a bunch of Ms…"
"Get this bitch!"
"Naruko-chan! Where did you go?"
Wandering about in the hallway was a young woman with long, dark-blue hair reaching her lower back, with hime-cut bangs hovering above lavender-tinted pale white eyes, and an overall fair complexion. She also had a slender and buxom figure, complete with a large set of full, round G-cup breasts, which was tucked into the female Konohara Academy uniform like Naruko, albeit one size too short, which showed off a creamy slice of her smooth belly.
Name: Hyūga Hinata
Age: 18
Rating: Naruko's Princess
She was currently searching for her classmate (and crush) Naruko, checking classroom to classroom for the blonde.
"Aw! Don't tell me you're in another fight again!" she whined as she ran down the staircase, running past her fellow student.
"Woah there!"
The student in question has platinum-blonde hair tied in a ponytail that reached down her back, green irises, a fair complexion, and a slender figure with firm, sun-kissed, plump breasts. She is also wearing the female Konohara Academy uniform, albeit with a V-neck that showed her cleavage, and sparkling accessories on her person like a gal.
"That was Hinata. Is she looking for Naruko again?" she wondered. "The fact she's not with her means," She groaned. "She's in another fight…"
…
Naruko bobbed, weaved, and guarded against the thug's attacks, knocking aside clumsy strikes and retaliating with her own, fists and feet colliding so fast they were almost a blur. She ducked a wild swing, bounded off a wall, and unleashed a roundhouse kick that took down a few of the thugs.
"She's just a girl! Not like those annoying bitches from Hanzō Academy!" the leader snarled as Naruko knocked out a few of his boys. "Come on, she obviously got those moves from kung-fu movies. Get her, dammit."
"We're trying boss- urg!"
"Ack!"
Naruko grabbed two of the thugs and rebounded her kicks off them, before finishing them with a jumping splits-kick.
"Must I do everything myself!" the leader yelled, charging at Naruko with his kendo stick. "Ragh!"
Naruko heaved the last thug over her shoulder and turned to see the kendo stick swing towards her. However, a banana peel landed in front of the leader, causing him to miss Naruko and do the splits. Since he never did any stretches, his pants split as he howled in pain.
"My balls!" he howled, cradling them while rolling around.
"Naruko-chan!"
"Naruko!"
Naruko looked over her shoulder to see Hinata and Ino running over to her. "Oh, hey Hinata-chan, Ino-chan! What brings you to these neck of the woods?"
"Mou, we're not in a forest, Naruko-chan!" Hinata whined, waving her arms around. "I thought we were going to finally choose a club together!"
"Instead, you're playing with these bozos," Ino noted. "Again."
Name: Ino Yamanaka
Age: 18
Rating: Queen of Gossip
"Girls, someone has to stop them from harassing the other students. No one else will since the teachers here suck." Naruko shrugged and laughed at the thug leader's predicament. "But really? Banana peel?"
"What?" Ino asked, pouting. "I like bananas!"
"I quite literally told you to stop dieting!" Naruko snapped, poking at her chest. "Lest you wind as thin as a twig!"
"A twig?! I am eating as much as you both do now! It doesn't mean that I neglect the healthy stuff!" Ino snapped back, cupping her boobs with an impressive jiggle. "I mean, do you even see these puppies?!"
"Heh! You have much catching up to do." Naruko teased her, thrusting her own boobs out and making them bounce.
Ino gained a tickmark as her eye twitched. "Yeah, so do you…" she bit back, glancing at Hinata who blushed.
"Guh, you bitch. I'll…make you pay." the thug leader groaned as his goons carried him away. "Make my words- OW!"
"As usual, they're full of hot air." Naruko said, rolling her eyes. "If you masochists want another dose of pain, you know there to find me, dattebane! Bye bye, dickheads!"
"UZUMAKI-SAN!"
Naruko, Hinata, and Ino all flinched, recognizing the irate voice. They slowly turned around, like whirring machinery, filled with dread.
The object of doom in question was a 21-year-old young woman light-blonde wavy hair that flowed down to her hip, light blue irises, fair skin, and a curvy hourglass figure, complete with an ample bust; and wearing white suit jacket over a black blouse, white miniskirt, and black heels. She currently had a furious look on her face as her eyes zeroed in on Naruko, hands on her wide hips.
"Oh. Crap." Ino groaned, taking a step back.
"Hiya, Bitch-sensei!" Naruko said brightly, much to the horror of Hinata and Ino.
The older blonde growled, producing a riding crop from behind her. "For the last time, you will refrain from calling me that, Uzumaki-san! It's Irina Jelavić, so get it right!"
Name: Irina Jelavić
Age: 21
Rating: Total Bitch
"You're gonna put me in detention anyway!" Naruko shot back. "Go big or go home!"
"Yes, it seems that previous punishments didn't set you straight! You may think you're doing a public service for the school, but you always fail to resolve the matter peacefully! So if punishing you solely won't do the trick," Irina snarled, hitting her riding crop in her other hand. " Then those two lasses can join you in detention!"
"What the f- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Ino shrieked in rage.
Naruto scowled at her. "And you wonder why every single person in Konohara calls you an insufferable bitch."
"You can't do this!" Hinata added, stepping up. "Ino-san and I did nothing wrong!"
Irina grinned. "Don't like it? Tough. I have full authority from the principal to do it. Don't believe me? Let's go and see her now…"
[Unknown Location]
In a forest area within Tokyo, a purple portal opened up with mysterious individuals coming out of it. Most of them looked nothing like humans, being demonic in nature with feminine builds.
The majority of them wore black suits covered in bones, and shredded red armor on their bodies and limbs. In addition, a white helmet mask covered most of their head except for their mouths, with a single eye being the prominent feature. Another prominent feature is their sizable chests, which ridiculously bounced with every step.
Behind them stood a monstrous humanoid bat, a busty torso covered in black fur, grey skin on its limbs with black armor, and webbed wings with claws on its arms.
The only one who was properly humanoid among them was a tall woman with long, dark brown hair, tied with a hairpin. She had red irises, though a red eyepatch covered her left eye. A gold earring pierced her left ear, and her figure bore wide, sweeping but toned curves, plus a hefty bust of her own. She wore a sleeveless red qipao with openings on the side and chest areas, fingerless gloves, along with thigh-high boots. Finally, she had a purple pendant hanging off her dress, completely glowing red eyes with a bloodthirsty grin.
"So this is the Human World, eh? It stinks of clean air. No matter," the bat monster said, waving her clawed hands in front of her face. "Once Shin-sama enters this world again, it will once again become your perfect hellscape. Chihonesha-tachi!"
With a snap of her fingers, the qipao woman and foot soldiers stood at attention.
"Now the time. We know where the Kaguya Rainbows Crystals are being held. We strike as the sun falls…"
[Konohara, Principal's Office]
"Naruko, can't you keep out of trouble for at least five minutes?!" the irate principal yelled at the whistling Naruko.
The principal was a woman with long blonde hair that reached down her back with the bangs framing her face, brown irises, and fair skin. She had a voluptuous body she's quite proud of, with huge K-cup breasts, her attire consisting of a green haori with the kanji for gamble on the back with a grey obi beneath it with matching pants, and open-toed black sandals. Her obi has a V-neck opening, revealing her ample, nearly overflowing cleavage, and she was quite young looking for a person entering her elderly days, thank you very much.
Name: Tsunade Senju
Age: 50
Rating: 106cm
"Those jerks started it!" Naruko replied, looking to the side with Hinata and Ino next to her. "Plus, if I haven't intercepted them, they would've bullied our fellow students! On another note, why're Hinata-chan and Ino-chan being punished too?!"
"Because I gave Irina-sensei the power to punish you in any way she sees fit the next time you pull stunts like this. But I didn't think we would do this," Tsunade admitted, narrowing her eyes at a smirking Irina.
"You…you lost to her in a drunken bet, didn't you?" Naruko growled, her eye twitching.
"Your godmother, not mine." Irina said, her smirk never leaving her.
Naruko sighed. "Ugh, I'm sorry you got caught up in this, you two." she apologized to them.
"It's fine, Naruko-chan. If getting involved with you is a sin, then I'll accept the punishment." Hinata assured her, holding her hand.
"Seriously, Hinata really has a fetish for foxy blondes," Ino muttered, shaking her head. "She's way more ahead than me."
"You girls can stop flirting now, because you're going to get down and dirty for your detention!" Irina growled at her. "It'll make you think twice about fighting on the school grounds, Uzumaki Naruto."
"Blow me." Naruko countered, flipping her back.
Irina shrieked as she wacked her riding crop on Tsunade's desk. "I'm going to make you sorry!"
"Watch the woodwork!" Tsunade could only shake her head in exasperation as she grabbed a bottle of sake and downed it.
'I hope that tengu is having a better day than I am…'
(A while later)
"Here!" Irina dropped a box of cleaning supplied in front of the girls, who were now wearing aprons over their school uniforms. "Your new tools for the day!"
"There's no way we'll get this done in a day!" Ino shrieked, pointing around the room they were in.
Irina had taken them to the local museum, whom the director is a drinking buddy of hers and Tsunade. One of the janitors was on vacation, so the basement was getting a bit dusty, since that janitor was the only one willing to clean and maintain it.
"This is stupid," Naruko grumbled, and flipped Irina off again. "And you suck."
"Sorry, but you have me confused for the Legendary Sucker. While I can't pull your friends into this again, consider this a lesson on how your actions affect those around you in the future," Irina said sternly.
"And you can go choke on a big fat one, ya fucking Bitch," Naruko snapped back, this time with two middle fingers. "Wait, scratch that, since you don't even have a boyfriend to suck off!"
Irina seethed, bending her riding crop in rage. "Kiiiiiiiiiiii! Just as foul-mouthed as your mother! I'm leaving, unlike you girls, who won't be until every speck of dust is gone! Bye-bye!"
She stomped off, sounding like a blubbering-mess as she slammed the door behind her.
"That was cruel, Naruko-chan. I don't think she's that bad," Hinata piped up, waving a duster at her. "She might have insecurities that cause her to act that way."
"That's no reason for her to be a total and take her frustrations out on all of us. And now that you mention it, it may explain how she is always bothering the lovey-dovey couples," Ino grumbled while putting on a facemask.
"This isn't an anime. 'Treat others as you would like to treat you.' That's how human interaction works. She acts like a bitch, I treat her like a bitch until she defrosts," Naruko explained as she dumped the cleaning supplies onto the floor. "Now let's get this detention over with so I can choose which laxative to spike her food and drink with tomorrow!"
Ino sighed, drooping her head. "Your war with her will never end!"
Hinata giggled. "That's Naruko-chan for you. She'll never back down from anyone!"
"Don't encourage her!"
…
Outside the museum, the Bat Monster with her Chihonesha foot soldiers and possessed human woman entered the backdoor of the museum as it was closing. The people coming out all screamed as the Chihonesha pushed and shoved them aside, even alright striking them away.
"What is wrong with these people? Admiring trinkets you believe you will never have and not taking them for yourselves!" the qipao woman growled, lifting a human by the neck and tossing them into a wall casually.
"Chihonesha, tear this place apart until you find those Rainbow Crystals!" the bat monster commanded with a wave of her hand. "It is the first step for Shin-sama to invade this pathetic world. Make sure each one is accounted for!"
The Chihonesha screamed and squeaked in response, and rushed into the museum. They continued to attack the civilians while ripping apart the exhibits, creating a scene of chaos.
…
Back in the basement, the girls were hard at work. Naruko was mopping the floor, Ino was dusting off the relics, and Hinata was rearranging the furniture.
"Achoo! Dammit, there's so many old artifacts here. And it's so damn dusty!" Ino yelled and sneezed again. "It's getting into my hair! I swear I'm going to make Bitch pay for this! Achoo!"
"I'm surprised you're not cursing my name, Ino-chan," Naruko noted as she squeezed dirty water out of the mop. "You're in here because of me."
"Why would I blame you, Naruko? It's obvious that Bitch is just jealous of my youth and good looks." Ino scoffed while continuing to dust the relics. "And just using you to get to me."
"My little brother's not going to fuck you, you shotacon," Naruko snorted, with Hinata squeaking.
"Naruto-kun is sixteen, you brocon!" Ino snapped back, getting into her face. "Stop hogging him to yourself, Naruko!"
"As if! You're only using him as an excuse to get to me! At least Hinata-chan is more direct to wanting to jump my bones!" Naruko countered, poking at Ino's blushing cheek.
"Or maybe, just maybe," Ino smirked right in Naruko's face, despite blushing madly. "I want you both just like Hinata."
"Eep!" Hinata squeaked before fainting with a red and steaming face, knocking over a gold and silver circular relic.
"And Hinata-chan fainted as usual." Naruko giggled.
"Aw come on, Hinata. I just cleaned that," Ino whined.
Naruko and Ino ran over to help Hinata up while the relic fell to the floor. It split open, with three orbs falling out of it. They rolled on the floor, stopping in different parts of the room.
Ino groaned. "And now the crystals are on the floor! Crap, I hope they didn't shatter!"
"Sorry about that, Ino-san. I'm okay now," Hinata said, bowing quickly. "Let go get them."
The girls went to retrieve the crystals. Naruko picked up a red crystal, Hinata picked up a blue crystal, and Ino picked up a yellow crystal. The three crystals suddenly pulsed through them and shined bright. The girls gasped as a vortex of the color they were each holding appeared above their heads and engulfed them all.
"Wah, what is this?!" Ino yelped as a yellow aura spread over her body.
"It feels violent, but gentle?" Hinata whispered, seeing her own body enveloped in a blue aura.
"Whatever this is, it's filling me with energy!" Naruko yelled as power coursed through thanks to the red aura.
Soon, the three vortexes died down, leaving the three girls gasping for air as they left on all fours. Their irises were shining with sparks dancing on their bodies with their respective colors, with Naruko's being red, Hinata's blue and Ino's in yellow.
"Holy crap, what a rush!" Naruko said, jumping up. "That was amazing, but seriously what in the world was that?!"
"I don't know, but they feel like bad news," Ino said, using a table to support herself. "Like we awakened something we shouldn't have."
"What do we do, Naruko-chan?" Hinata asked Naruko, who was finally coming down from her high.
"Ah, I feel that we should keep them, but since it's here at the museum first, they're not ours to have." Naruko said as she peered into the red crystal she was holding, and grinned. "Let's put them back for now."
"You plan on sneaking back to steal it, aren't you?" Ino accused her as they put the crystal back into the slots.
"Hey, I'm a prankster, not a thief!" Naruko snapped, dope-slapping her on the head.
"Um, Naruko-chan, Ino-chan?!" Hinata suddenly raised her voice as Naruko and Ino started to bicker and slap at each other. "Do you hear that?"
Naruko and Ino stopped before hearing the growing sounds of screams that were getting closer to their position.
"That doesn't sound good!" Naruko said, hearing the sound of the outside door being busted open. "Hide!"
She grabbed her friends and dragged them into the broom closet with them, just as the innermost door was blasted open. The Chihonesha swarmed in, followed by the qipao woman, who now had a red and black claymore on her shoulder.
"Whew! They could do with a bit of cleaning here!" the qipao woman exclaimed, waving her hand around. "I would never let my men let the cabins get anything like this! The people in this world truly are lazy."
As the foot soldiers checked over the relics, the woman eyed the relic the girls were messing with and opened it. Her eyes widened at the contents within, finding 20+ different crystal gems around a bigger crystal prism orb in the center.
"I believe we have found our plunder, ladies!" she said, closing it. "Let's get back to Kōmorimari!"
She laughed as she left with the foot soldiers, with Naruko, Hinata, and Ino peeking their heads from out of the broom closet.
"That was Beidou from Genshin Impact; that new game Naruto's been playing. There's no way she should be existing, so how is she here?" Naruko wondered, looking at the door she just exited out of.
Mirage: Beidou
Source: Genshin Impact
Element: Lightning
Rarity: SR
"Forget that! She and those things just took that relic with the crystals inside!" Ino cried, pointing at the door. "What do we do?!"
"Calm down, Ino! We just need to get it back…somehow!" Naruko said.
"But how? Beidou and those things she was with look dangerous. Shouldn't we call the police?" Hinata asked.
"Hello operator? Yes, a pirate woman and a bunch of armored humanoids with bouncing titties just robbed a museum. Yeah, that sounds like a rationale phone call to the police department." Naruko joked and shook her head. "Yeah, no. I'm going after them to get that relic back! I rather not be accused of being a thief in case someone does inventory!"
"Ah wait, Naruko-chan! I'll come with you!" Hinata shouted as she followed Naruko out.
"Oi, Naruko! Hinata! Wait a minute!" Ino whined and grabbed her hair. "Wah, don't leave me here~!" she wailed, going after them.
…
"Yo, Kōmorimari! I believe I found what you're looking for." Beidou said and handed the bat monsteress the relic containing the crystals.
"Ah, Kaguya's Cradle. Thank you, pirate woman. It was quicker than I expected." Kōmorimari mused and opened the relic. "...Pirate woman, you didn't steal any for yourself, did you?"
Beidou frowned. "Why would I when your bosses promised me the greatest of treasures in the new world? The crystals are beautiful, but I wouldn't risk taking one."
"Then why are there three missing from Kaguya's Cradle?" the bat woman asked, opening the relic and showing Beidou the contents.
"Impossible!" Beidou's eyes widened. "They were all there, I swear!" she said as the foot soldiers that were with her nodded furiously in agreement.
"...If you haven't taken them, then that means…"
"Hey!"
Kōmorimari, Beidou, and the Chihonesha looked to see Naruko, Hinata, and Ino running towards them. They skidded to a halt to maintain a safe distance to avoid getting hurt.
"Uh, is it just me, or did we run faster than normal?" Hinata asked, looking back and forth in shock.
"Humans? And three of them. Such bravery for showing their faces to us." Kōmorimari mused with a raised eyebrow. "Such is the path of fools. What do you want, besides your destruction?"
"That relic! We'll need that back, or else Bitch's director friend will think we stole it!" Naruko replied, pointing at the group. "So, please?"
Kōmorimari laughed. "So polite, but not out of respect, but fear! I don't blame you, for being in the presence of Bat Yōma Kōmorimari would do that to simple humans!"
Name: Bat Yōma, Kōmorimari
Origin: Bat
Rating: Not Necrolai
"So, I ask you foolish humans…Did you touch the crystals inside?"
"So what if we did? We're girls, we're attracted to pretty things, and jewels are a girl's best friend!" Ino declared, despite her legs shaking.
"It's actually diamonds, but who cares at this point…" Naruko rolled her eyes with a sweat-drop.
"She's not wrong, Naruko-chan." Hinata whispered with hearts in her eyes aimed at Naruko.
"Hmph! That explains the missing crystals despite Beidou here checking. You might want to check your persons." Kōmorimari said while folding her arms.
The girls looked at each other before patting themselves down. As they did so, they felt something in their bosoms. Reaching down into their respective cleavages, they pulled out the crystal gems they originally picked up.
"What the? But how?" Naruko wondered, sharing their bafflement with the others. "We put them back!"
"The moment you three touched them, you were deemed worthy of the crystals' power and thus bonded with them," Kōmorimari explained. "They are now with you until death, which I shall gladly grant you foolish girls! Chihonesha!"
The foot soldiers aimed their rifle-staffs at the shocked girls and opened fire. The girls yelled out and tried to run away, but the force of the blast propelled them into the fire and down to the ground. They shakingly got to their feet, trying to defend themselves as the Chihonesha swarmed them. Naruko was stuck in the face, Hinata was backhanded, and Ino was punched in the stomach, with the three then being tossed backward, sending them rolling on the ground.
"You dicks!" Ino wheezed, holding her stomach.
"Curse your fate for being chosen by the Rainbow Crystals. Finish them," Kōmorimari commanded, snapping her fingers.
The Chihonesha aimed their weapons at the girls, with Naruko covering Hinata and Ino, the former using her body as a shield for them. Suddenly a huge gust of wind blew through the area, forcing everyone to brace themselves. Kōmorimari then shouted in rage as Kaguya's Cradle flew out of her hands.
"No, Kaguya's Cradle! Who dares?!"
The relic landed in the hands of a woman with a geisha outfit and a tengu mask on her face.. She's 5'7" tall, had dark bluish hair, light violet eyes, creamy-colored skin, and a small beauty mark on the left side of her chin. She had a voluptuous figure with huge, gravity-defying H-cup breasts, and black wings on her back. She wore a black kimono with red trim and a floral pattern, with matching sleeves. She also had on a white nagajuban robe beneath her kimono and a yellow obi, armguards, gold leg-bands on her thighs, and red tengu bells. Finally, there was a bulky stone gauntlet strapped onto her left arm and wrist, her hand gripping the handle in the front.
"I dare, Yōma-san~" the woman cooed tauntingly while removing her mask, "Miyama no Nyotengu, Kazehana Akemi is here!"
Name: Kazehana Akemi aka Nyotengu
Age: 1000+
Rating: Naughty Tengu Princess
"Is she one of yours?" Beidou asked, looking at her in confusion.
"No. I've never seen her before, but I have heard of her. My master tried to conscript her to their service, but she refused," Kōmorimari growled, glaring at the female Tengu. "Hand that back, Tengu, or face my wrath!"
"Um, am I seeing things, or does she have wings?" Ino asked, blinking.
"I'm seeing the same wings as you, Ino-chan! She was in the last Dead or Alive tournament with Honoka-senpai!" Naruko said, her mouth gaping open. "So it wasn't a gimmick…"
Hinata looked unsure. "But is she here to save us?"
Nyotengu smirked as she looked from the vulnerable girls and back to the monsters. "Sorry Yōma-san, but this doesn't belong to you." she retorted as she opened the relic. "I can't count on those foolish girls from Hanzō, Hebijo, and Gessen, so it's time to finish what my mother helped start."
She took out the crystal in the middle, and was engulfed in the same vortex Naruko, Hinata, and Ino were in, except unlike them, it was constantly changing colors like a rainbow. When it died down, Nyotengu was unwinded with a smirk on her face. Holding the crystal high, she inserted it into her stone gauntlet, the contract making it shine as bright as the sun as the crystal sunk into the device. When it died down, the stone crumbled to reveal a shining gold and silver gauntlet on her arm and in her grip. At the same time, a gold utility belt formed around her waist with a few containment cases containing tools and gadgets in them.
"Hey, that's what happened to us!" Ino exclaimed, voicing her friend's surprise.
"Whoa, now that's some good looking treasure!" Beidou said with sparkling eyes, and raised an eyebrow when Kōmorimari took a step back. "Hmm, what's wrong, Kōmorimari?"
"Impossible! The Masked Regent assured Shin-sama that the Senranger's morphers were found and destroyed!" Kōmorimari exclaimed, pointing shakingly at the said 'morpher.' "I knew that damn human couldn't be trusted!"
"You're surprised, Yōma-san? The origin of the Senrangers are ninja. Of course you fools would be deceived in their destruction," Nyotengu said as she opened a rectangular container as thick as a book and pulled out a card. "After all, you destroyed the old morpher models from years past, and the world has changed. It's out with the old and in with the new!"
"Damn you, Tengu!" Kōmorimari snarled and gestured at her. "Chihonesha! Don't let her transform!"
The Chihonesha wailed and charged at her. Nyotengu grinned as she dodged the laser blast they shot at her. When several of them got close, she weaved and countered their simple attacks, tripping up those that tried to kick her, and redirecting their punches towards one of their own. However, one of them got under her guard, and another caught her fist. Thankfully she managed to avoid the attack on her blind spot and leapt away from the swarm.
"Hmm, upgrades huh? You almost got me. But you lot are the same weak foot soldiers as before. Strength in numbers can only get you so far with me. Time to take this up a notch. Now how did we say this back in the day~?" Nyotengu said in mock wonderment before inserting the card into her gauntlet. "Ah, that's right! It's Morphin' Time~"
[LOADING: RAINBOW!] the morpher announced in a feminine metallic voice. At the same time, a wave of energy swept across the area. [STANDBY TO HENGE! NIN NIN NIN, NINJA NINJA TIME! NIN NIN NIN, NINJA NINJA TIME] it chanted as a shuriken-like object with various colors appeared at the end of the gauntlet.
"Behold! The return of the Senrangers!" Nyotengu declared and spun the shuriken. "Ranger Style: Shinovi Tenshin!"
[CHANGE, SENRANGER] the morpher chanted as the shuriken spun, generating energy that surrounded Nyotengu.
Several energy lines that resembled scrolls encircled her form with lightning coming out of them and sparking dancing her body. The lines then wrapped around her body, with an astral projection of a Tengu popping out and roaring with malicious intent. It drew back to Nyotengu, who now had a sleek form-fitting suit forming around her with a shinobi shozoku-styled top with the symbol for yin-yang on the left side, silver sleeves with colored armbands and white gloves with the morpher on the left arm, a sword sheath on the back, the same golden utility belt, a miniskirt with black 'pant' leggings, and colored boots.
The suit had all the colors of the rainbow from the top down: red on the head; orange, yellow, and green, on the top and arms; cyan and indigo on the miniskirt, and violet and pink on the legs. Finally, her wings burst from her back, sporting the same rainbow color scheme as her suit.
"Heh!" Nyotengu smirked as a red helmet formed around her head, complete with a black visor with gold accents around it and white lines around the mouth area.
"Holy crap, Sentai Rangers do exist." Naruko breathed in amazement.
"Wow!" Hinata whispered, holding her crystal close to her chest.
"Shinovi Master! Tengu-nin, Senran Rainbow!" Nyotengu introduced herself, stomping her foot on the ground, causing it to shake as she shifted into her signature Tengu stance.
[SHINOVI MASTER SENRAN RAINBOW] the morpher announced.
"Come, attack me if you dare!" Nyotengu challenged the Yōma, flaring her wings and getting into a Tengu-dou stance.
"Dammit! Beidou, Chihonesha, destroy her!" a furious Kōmorimari snapped and turned to Naruko and the others. "I'll deal with these foolish girls before they join her, myself!"
"Understood!" Beidou confirmed and charged alongside the foot soldiers towards the waiting Nyotengu.
"Oh dear oh dear. Now I feel insulted that I'm not worth your time. If that's how it's going to be…" Nyotengu murmured before speaking into her morpher. "Karin-chan, you're watching me right? Have Ten-chan send three morphers over to those little kittens."
"Of all the people to grab those gems…fine. Tenten, transport three morphers stat!"
"Roger that!"
"Thank you very much~!" Nyotengu said and dodged incoming attacks as the Chihonesha swarmed her, with Beidou picking her moment to strike.
"Also, the power of the main crystal is greater than what we calculated, and that morpher model is unable to handle it. Tenten just looked over the data and estimated that you have less than five minutes before you lose your transformation."
"I was expecting that. That's more than enough time for me!" Nyotengu said, blowing away several foot soldiers with her fan. 'Definitely going to have to find that power source to sustain this form…'
"Oh crap, she's coming this way!" Ino shouted, pointing frantically at the incoming Kōmorimari.
"Ino-chan, take Hinata-chan and run!" Naruko yelled as she charged at the Bat Yōma.
"Ah, Naruko-chan, no!" Hinata yelled, resisting Ino trying to pull her back. "Naruko-chan!"
"Oh? So you want to die first, huh? How brave, yet foolish." Kōmorimari praised as Naruko leaped at her. "KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
She unleashed an supersonic echoing blast at Naruko, making the latter fall to the ground, screaming and holding her ears.
"My ears!" Naruko shrieked, rolling around the ground until she was picked up by her top. She gagged as she was punched in the stomach, before being lifted by her throat.
"Only human." Kōmorimari mused and looked over her shoulder. "Just like your friends."
"Naruko-chan!"
"It's dangerous, Hinata!"
Kōmorimari backhanded Naruko in the face, sending her flying to the arms of Hinata and Ino, making them fall to the ground. She then fired off another supersonic screech, cracking the ground beneath the girls and making it explode, sending them yelling and flipping uncontrollably in the air.
"Kittens!" Nyotengu cried out as the girls landed with a 'THUD' on the ground. "Get out of my way!" she snarled, rapidly tapping her feet on the ground, using her fan to gather a vortex of wind. "Tengu Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" before unleashing it to blow the Chihonesha away.
Her senses suddenly spiked, making her quickly maneuver her form to avoid Beidou's surprise attack. The claymore was implanted into the ground where Nyotengu was, allowing Nyotengu to step on the blade and kick Beidou back.
"You're nothing like the Yōma. I can see that you're a Mirage just like the ones before you."Nyotengu noted while balancing herself on the claymore. "How about it? Submit yourself to me and help the Senrangers eliminate the Yōma threat for good."
"Ha! Even if you tame me, there are other Mirages like myself from all walks of life. If you think you can catch us all, you have another thing coming!" Beidou retorted and went on the attack, swinging her claymore around towards the transformed female Tengu.
"Ara, aren't you a feisty one?" Nyotengu praised with a laugh as she countered her attacks. "I don't have a lot of time left, so let's make this quick!"
Back with the girls, they were weakly backing away as Kōmorimari advanced on them. A flash of light suddenly appeared in front of them, materializing into devices similar to Nyotengu's morpher, except smaller in size and not gauntlet-like. They came with wrist-straps, and had LCD screens, keypads, and circular parts that allowed something to be inserted into.
"Oi! No time to explain! Put these one if you want to live!" a voice sounded off from it.
"Eh? Karin, is that you?" Naruko asked, recognizing the sound of her cousin's voice as she picked the device.
"Yes, it's me Naruko! I don't know how you found herself there, but we can trade stories later! If you want to live to see tomorrow and show your brother a good time, then you need to pull those crystals you bonded with into the morpher and transform now!"
"Is this really the time?!" Naruko shrieked with sharp teeth at the unexpected teasing, while putting the morpher on anyway.
"More like is this really happening right now?!" Ino added and saw Hinata putting on her morpher. "Hinata?!"
"It's obvious we're stuck with this, and since Naruko-chan is willing to go along with this, so am I!" Hinata said and looked at her own blue crystal.
"You are so in freakin' in love it's insane!" Ino shrieked while white-eyed. "Fine! I'll play along because I really don't want to die here!" she huffed, slamming the morpher onto her wrist.
As soon as the morphers touch their left arms, the devices react by strapping themselves onto their wrists. The girls then did what Nyotengu did by pressing their crystal gems onto the morphers. The crystals sank into them, and shined as bright as the sun as the golden utility belt that Nyotengu had on appeared around their waists, with the book-like device opening up and shooting cards into their hands.
"You foolish brats!" Kōmorimari screeched and charged at them.
"All right girls! You saw what Kazehana-san did, so let's try it out ourselves and hope for the best!" Naruko said as they got to their feet. "It's Morphin' Time!"
"I can't believe you said that." Ino muttered under her breath as they all inserted the cards into the front of the morphers.
[LOADING: RED]
[BLUE]
[YELLOW]
[STANDBY TO HENGE] the morphers said before starting to sing. [NIN NIN NIN, NINJA NINJA TIME! NIN NIN NIN, NINJA NINJA TIME]
"Now, spin the Senran Star Key!" Karin said, as the shuriken-like objects appeared on the morpher. "And chant-"
"Oh god, make it stop!" Ino whined, shaking her arm that had the morpher, and yelped when Kōmorimari closed in. "Eep!"
"Just follow my lead!" Naruko said exasperatedly. "Ready?!"
"Ready!" Hinata said cheerfully while Ino grumbled under her breath.
"Ranger Style: Shinovi Tenshin!" they chanted, spinning the Senran Star Keys.
[CHANGE, SENRANGER]
Their shurikens spun and generated energy that surrounded the girls. They held their shining morphers up high, with several energy lines that resembled scrolls encircling their forms; resulting in an explosion of power that knocked Kōmorimari back a few feet.
Lightning arced from the scroll projections and danced along their bodies, with the scroll lines then slamming into their bodies, with an astral projection of different animals coming out of them. For Naruko it was a fox, Hinata a rabbit, and Ino a bull; all fiercely roaring before retreating into the girls.
Like Nyotengu, Naruko, Hinata, and Ino now all had the same sleek form-fitting suits; a shinobi shozoku-styled top with the symbol for yin-yang on the left side, silver sleeves with colored armbands and white gloves with the morpher on the left arm, a sword sheath on the back, the same golden utility belt, a miniskirt with black 'pant' leggings, and colored boots. Finally, a helmet formed around their heads, complete with a black visor with gold accents around it and white lines around the mouth area.
The only difference is that Naruko had a red suit, Hinata had a blue suit, and Ino had a yellow suit.
"Holy crap, that was amazing, dattebayo!" Naruko gasped, looking herself over. "I feel like I've drunk 10 coffees!"
[SENRAN RED]
"This feels incredible!" Hinata added, admiring their forms. "I feel so safe and secure in this suit!"
[SENRAN BLUE]
"I can't believe this happened." Ino said, patting herself down. "It's like all my fear is gone and I can do anything!"
[SENRAN YELLOW]
"Dammit, more Rangers!" Kōmorimari growled. "You'll pay for trying to interfere in Shin-sama's grand plan! Chihonesha!" she snarled, snapping her fingers to summon more foot soldiers. "Kill them quickly!"
The new Chihonesha complied as they charged at them.
"Let's do this!" Naruko yelled, and she and her friends clashed with the foot soldiers.
Naruko kicked a few away and flipped away from some attacks. She executed a roundhouse kick that sent a Chihonesha into a tree. She landed a few strikes and kicks that down the foot soldiers from the force of her attack, and elbowed one coming from behind her. "Let's try this on for size!" she said, taking the katana from her side.
[SENRAN SLASHER], it announced.
Naruko admired the blade for a moment, before getting back into the fight. She swung the longsword around, cutting down the foot soldiers around her. Suddenly, she felt something feral inside her, roaring to be let out.
"Gah! Call to the Spirit inside!" she yelled, her hands glowing a fiery red. "Instincts Awaken, Kitsune!"
Naruko unleashed the Red Fox Spirit that bounded forward and swiped at the Chihonesha, destroying them on the spot.
"That was relentless!" Naruko exclaimed as the Red Fox Spirit rubbed up on her. "I always loved foxes! Nice to meet you!" she said, watching it retreat back into her. "Ah, I know what to do for my roll call!"
"There won't be a roll call for you, human!" Kōmorimari retorted while trying to attack her from behind. She screamed her supersonic scream, but Naruko leapt away from the blast radius. "What?!"
"Take this, bat lady!" Naruko yelled, slash downwards onto the Yōma.
"Gah!" Kōmorimari yelled, getting knocked backwards as sparks and blood came out of her body. "Impossible!"
"Relentless Shinovi! Kitsune-nin, Senran Red!" Naruko introduced herself, her Senran Slasher on her shoulder and her right hand out. "Sanjou~ dattebane! Pose is a work in progress!"
"Ha!"
Hinata used her Wudang martial art consisting of Baguazhang, Taichi, and Xing Yi Quan martial art practices to keep the foot soldiers at bay. She maneuvered her body like water, striking the Chihonesha at their weak spots that fell them on the spot. She also used her maneuverability to redirect and counter attacks, making the Chihonesha attack each other. She flipped around the swarm some more, reaching to her back and pulled out a ninjato with a blue blade. [SENRAN SHINOVIGATANA], it announced. Twirling it around her hand, she dashed around the food soldiers, cutting them down rapid fashion. She then felt extremely jumpy, and the need to unleash it.
"Call to the Spirit inside!" she cried, her hands glowing blue. "Instincts Awaken, Usagi!"
Hinata unleashed the Blue Rabbit Spirit that hopped around her, before attacking the Chinhonesha. It bounded off each one, destroying them in fiery explosions.
"Well, it makes sense that I'm a rabbit and Naruko-chan's a fox," Hinata mused as the Blue Rabbit Spirit went back into her. "Relentless. Shinovi. Fox. Okay!"
"Tranquil Shinovi! Usagi-nin, Senran Blue!" she declared herself, sheathing her sword and twirling around.
"Tranquil?! Try horny for blondes!" Ino shouted from the side, even as she drew the gun hanging from her belt.
[SENRAN SHOT]
"Eat this!" Ino yelled, furiously firing on the incoming foot soldiers.
She got a few, but the ones she didn't get got too close. Yelled, she flipped around them in fright, using her gymnastics, acrobatic, and ballerina training to evade them. Still holding on to her Senran Shot, she spun around, firing rapidly to destroy them. "Go away!" she yelled, uppercutting one into the sky. She jumped on another one and hop-stepped on them to get out of the crowd of Chinhonesha. Getting out of the crowd, she twisted her body around and opened fire, managing to get some of them after she landed.
"Argh, how annoying!" Ino stamping her foot angrily, her hands glowing yellow. "Just go down already! Call to the Spirit inside! Instincts Awaken, Ushi!"
The Yellow Bull Spirit burst out from her, and charged at the foot soldiers that survived Ino's attempts to kill them. Ino blinked and gaped under her helmet as the bull ran roughshod over the foot soldiers before returning to her.
"Well, that happened." she muttered as the Yellow Bull Spirit returned to her. "No way I'm telling Sakura. I'll never hear the end of it…" she murmured before going to assist Hinata and Naruko. "Oh yeah! Naruko and Hinata did that thing! So…"
She twirled around and stuck a pose. "Sparkling Shinovi! Ushi-nin, Senran Yellow!"
Meanwhile, Nyotengu knocked Beidou back and looked at her morpher.
"Tsk, time's almost up," she said, noticing Beidou charging at her. "Let's make the most of this!"
"I haven't had this much fun in my own world, but let's wrap this up." Beidou held her claymore high. "Behold the strength that felled the great beast Haishan! Stormbreaker!" she yelled, creating a violet electric sphere around herself with purple dragons circling her.
Nyotengu smirked under her helmet and placed her hand over the yin-yang symbol on her suit. "I won't stop you. Let this clash be our last! Summon: Senran X Calisaber!" she cried, materializing a giant blade she wielded effortlessly in one hand. "Come, Mirage!"
After a moment, they rushed towards each other, with Nyotengu inserting her Senran Star Key into her weapon.
"Fall, Tengu! Tidecaller!"
"Tengu Style: Dance of Shadows!"
[SENRAN ISSEN]
Beidou slashed through Nyotengu, who fell to the ground in a heap. Beidou frowned and blinked, her eyes then widening to see the suit stuffed with hay, with a paper note on the head that said, "Nice try!"
Before Beidou could react, the real Nyotengu zoomed around her slashing her from different angles. Beidou went for one more desperate strike, but Nyotengu dodged it and finished her with a superpowered slash.
"Not bad, Tengu." Beidou groaned, falling to her knee as her glowing red eye went away, restoring her normal eye. "I'm back to my old self in the end."
"It doesn't have to be the end," Nyotengu said, taking out a blank card as Beidou fell on her back. "Join the Senrangers as our Mirage Summon until the fight against Shin is done."
"Well, it's better than dying while in the line of duty of the Yōma, and it doesn't sit well with my pride as a Pirate Captain. Very well, I'll join your Senrangers. Just be warned that there are more powerful Mirages than me, and most of them are not from my world…" Beidou said as Nyotengu laid the card on her chest.
"I understand. Welcome to the team, Beidou," Nyotengu said, watching as Beidou was absorbed into the card.
As her own transformation finally died down, Nyotengu picked up the card and admired it, seeing Beidou's image on the card along with her stats. She then turned her attention to the three new Senrangers taking on the Bat Yōma, Kōmorimari.
"I'm going to make you brats pay!" Kōmorimari snarled, flapping her wings.
"Senrangers! Call upon your personal weapons to finish that Yōma!" Nyotengu called out to them. "Use the crests on your chests!"
"Like this?" Naruko asked, pressing her hand on her chest.
[SUMMON] She gasped as the yin-yang symbol shined, materializing a red broadsword sword in front of her. [SENRAN X SWORD] "Woah! Cool!"
Hinata and Ino looked surprised under their helmets, then nodded to each other, and pressed the yin-yang crests.
[SUMMON]
[SENRAN X ARROW]
[SENRAN X CHAKRAM]
"A bow!" Hinata gasped, appraising her blue bow. "But no arrows?"
"What am I? Xena?" Ino wondered, also appraising her yellow bladed ring.
"It doesn't matter what kind of toys you bring out! You will all die here!" Kōmorimari declared, and unleashed another supersonic screech that ruptured the ground in front of her.
"Gah!"
The girls braced themselves as the sonic attack came over them, shaking them to the core. Hinata, however, managed to pull the strings of her bow back, an arrow forming in the bow. She looked at her weapon in wonder, before firing the arrow, which exploded on contact with their enemy, ending the sonic attack with a screech of pain.
"Gak, my throat!" the monster cried out, clutching at her neck. "Ack!"
"Nice shot!" Ino cheered, jumping up and down.
"Finish her off you idiot!" Naruko yelled as he charged forward.
"Ah, right!"
Ino threw her chakram at the Bat Yōma, who dodged it. But it arced in the air and struck her from behind while Kōmorimari was distracted by Naruko charging at her. Kōmorimari yelped as she was knocked off guard, allowing Naruko to strike her with her sword, sparks and blood spurting out of the monster.
"Ahhh, damn you brats!" Kōmorimari yelled as Ino caught her chakram.
"Oh yeah, we're definitely in a real-life tokusatsu!" Naruko said, inserting her Ninja Star Key onto her X Sword. She spun it, causing the sword to flare with a red aura.
[SENRAN ISSEN]
"Eat this! Name-to-be-determined so Final Red Slash!" Naruko yelled, slashing Kōmorimari down the middle.
"GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kōmorimari cried out, blood pouring out with more sparks exploding out of her. "I…will not…fall to you! I…still…stand!"
"Ugh, still alive? Ok then!" Naruko growled and turned to Hinata and Ino. "Oi, a little help?!"
"On it!" Hinata said as she and Ino inserted their own Ninja Star Keys into their weapons and spun them.
[SENRAN ISSEN]
"Blue Exploding Arrow!"
"Yellow Dancing Ring!"
Hinata fired an oversized bow while Ino threw her chakram, the bladed ring growing bigger and faster. The chakram danced and sliced around Kōmorimari, who tried to defend against it until the arrow exploded onto her.
"Once more unto the bridge! Final Red X Slash!" Naruko said, this time slash diagonally across Kōmorimari's twice across her chest in an X-formation.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Kōmorimari screamed, exploding into a fiery ball of dark fire.
"That's one for the record books!" Naruko said, resting her sword on her shoulder.
"We did it!" Hinata cheered, jumping up and down.
"I think that took a year off my life." Ino mumbled as she fell on her ass.
All three girls took their helmets off, Naruko and Ino originally had their hair tied in pigtails and a ponytail respectively. Their hair ribbons were lost in their transformations, and now their hair was down, with their bangs sticking to their sweaty faces.
"That was a job well done, kittens. While there is room for improvement, the crystals are chosen well." Nyotengu said, hiding her mouth behind her fan. "I hope you realize that she's not the only Yōma out there. There will be more."
"I thought as much." Naruko sighed, while Ino whined.
Nyotengu walked over to Kaguya's Cradle and picked it up. Just as she had her hands on it, a black rope suddenly attached itself to the relic and yanked at it.
"What?" Nyotengu gasped while keeping a firm grip on the Cradle.
"I'll take that!"
A purple beam then hit Nyotengu, causing the relic to slip from her grasp as she was sent crashing into a tree.
"Who the hell-?!" Naruko asked as the relic landed in the hands of the assailant. "Wah!"
The girls reacted too late when the same beam impacted the ground near then, knocking then back.
Their assailant was a woman with short, wine-red hair reaching down her neck in a bob-cut, which paired well with her violet irises and red lipstick. She had a slender frame with large breasts, which was hugged tightly by a skintight red and black suit with a V-cut reaching to her belly that showed off her cleavage. She would've looked lovely, if not for her bloodthirsty smile that made the girls shiver.
"You?! Impossible!" Nyotengu growled, picking herself up. "The Taimanin of Gosha Village killed you! How are you still alive, Oboro?!"
Name: Oboro
Age: [REDACTED]
Rating: Just the Worst
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Oboro said, holding up Kaguya's Cradle. "Not that this world will live long to find out."
Nyotengu narrowed her eyes. "I see. So your master Edwin Black has formed an alliance with Shin."
"It was mutually beneficial for us all. Soon, Demon City Tokyo will spread over not just Japan, but the entire world! It'll gel in perfect with Shin-sama's plan for this puny world!" Oboro said and leapt high into the sky. "And with the power of these remaining crystals, there's nothing you can do to stop us-!"
"You talk too much!"
While Nyotengu and Oboro were talking, Naruko, Hinata, and Ino recovered and put their helmets on. They were about to attack, until their Senran X weapons started glowing. When they examined them closely, they shook when they got close. Getting an idea, they combined their weapons, putting the sword on the bow and drew it back, locking it in. Then, they added chakram on the flat side of the blade, completing their creation.
"Senran X Cannon Origin!" they declared, with Naruko holding it and Hinata and Ino supporting her.
"Wait, why did we say Origin?" Ino wondered with a question mark above her head.
"Obviously it's not complete, but it'll have to do!" Hinata said exasperatedly and nodded to Naruko. "We're ready whenever you are, Naruko-chan!"
"Yosh!" Naruko grabbed her Senran Star Key and locked it into the cannon. "Let's do it!"
"Ha! You think your puny weapon will-"
"FIRE!"
A multi-colored beam erupted from the combination attack and shot towards a shocked Oboro, who yelped and raised Kaguya's Cradle in front of to defend herself. When the beam impacted the relic, a bright light shone from it, making Oboro cry out as the relic grew hot. She let go of it just in time for the light to explode, sending her down to the ground.
"Oh no…" Nyotengu muttered as she saw energy leaking out of the relic. "No, no, no!"
The energy around Kaguya's Cradle crackled and sparked. The next moment, it unleashed a massive explosion, shaking the ground below. At the same time, several streaks of light in various colors shot across the sky in all directions.
Naruko began to sweat. "Oops."
"What just happened?!" Hinata squeaked, looking around the sky.
"I think we fucked up!" Ino yelled, looking terrified under her helmet.
"The crystals! Damn you!" Oboro shrieked, grabbing the now empty relic. "I'm going to kill you all!" Her eyes shone with an even more insane, bloodthirsty light.
"Hey, you're the one who used it as a damn shield!" Ino snapped and helped Naruko position the cannon to aim at Oboro. "We got enough to waste her?!"
"No." Nyotengu walked in front of the trio, facing down Oboro. "What's done is done, and probably for the best." she said and brought her morpher to her mouth. "Karin-chan, get us out of here."
"Roger that, Kazehana-san. Preparing to transport you all in three, two, one-"
"You're not going anywhere!"
Oboro fired an energy beam at the group, but they were then enveloped by energy of their own power before they were shot up into the sky.
"No! Damn you! Get back here!" Oboro screamed, shaking her fist at them.
"You had one job, Oboro…"
Oboro froze in fear as a humanoid woman walked past her, looking up to where the Senrangers escaped. The woman shook their head and glanced at Oboro in disappointment.
She had light brown hair tied in a ponytail with bangs framing her face, blood-red irises; a slender and physically fit body with G-cup breasts. Her attire was a skimpy armor that exposed most of her skin except her breasts and nether-regions, like a Witchblade armor. She also had a purple gem embedded in her upper chest.
"Shin was promised those crystals and a swift entry into this rotten world, and without them, it's now going to take some time now we have to retrieve them." the woman said, folding her arms.
"My apologies." Oboro muttered with gritted teeth. "Lady Kasumi…"
Name: Lady Kasumi
Age: 20
Rating: Broken Kunoichi
"I'm not the one you need to apologize to." Lady Kasumi said with narrowed eyes before unfolding her arm. "Come, let us report back to the castle. Shin and our master need to know about the return of the Senrangers…"
"..."
As the two faded into a dark mist, a third party walked out from behind a tree; an elderly woman wearing a long green hakuma shirt, a white kimono, beige sleeves, a dark grey jacket, a pearl necklace, a red shinobi scarf, and sunglasses on her head.
"...The Senrangers, huh?" she mused and smoked her smoking stick. "If they're back, then Shin's not far behind. Seems that your path of the shinobi will only get harder from here on out…Asuka…"
End of Episode 01
Characters Introduced
Naruto ] Naruko Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka, Tsunade Senju, Karin Uzumaki
Assassination Classroom ] Irina Jelavić
Genshin Impact ] Beidou
Taimanin Asagi ] Oboro, Edwin Black
Dead or Alive/Ninja Gaiden ] Nyotengu, Kasumi (Demon Kasumi from a certain Kunoichi series), Masked Regent
Senran Kagura ] Shin, Sayuri/Jasmine, Asuka
Senran Ranger Suit Description
-note: The Senranger suits have elements of the Ninja Sentai Kakuranger (Alien Rangers), Ninpuu Sentai Hurricanger (Ninja Storm), Samurai Sentai Shinkenger (Samurai), and Shuriken Sentai Ninninger (Ninja Steel). More importantly, since this is Senran Kagura, the suits are sleek form-fitting (for maximum bounciness).
Helmets: A mix of Kakuranger and Hurricanger helmets.
Top: Black and colored shinobi shozoku top from Ninninger.
Arms: Silver sleeves, colored armbands, and white gloves from Hurricanger; and morpher on left arm.
Back: Swords sheaths that hold the Senran Slasher from Kakuranger and Hurricanger.
Bottom: Black "pants" with colored miniskirt and boots from Shinkenger, and a utility belt that holds Senran Shot and gadgets
Notes
Nyotengu's name is based off suggestions I found on a past tweet about the subject via the Nyotengu's wiki page.
Chihonesha - 'breast bones' (the best name I tired to come up with for foot soldier mooks)
Kōmorimari - a bat monster I came up with.
Nyotengu's morpher is similar to the Kyuranger's morpher.
Naruko, Hinata, and Ino's morpher is a cross between the Ninja Storm and Overdrive Mercury Ranger morphers.
Mirage are assists for the Senrangers when they are captured.
The Infobox is a reference to the Scott Pilgrim series.
Necrolai is from Power Rangers Mystic Force.
The roll call poses are a work-in-progress.
Fainlly, there will be MORE Senrangers on the horizon.
Hope you enjoyed the new story, and I'll see you next year. Bye~!
[Konohara Academy, Principal's Office]
Tsunade was at her desk, drinking a bottle of sake. "Hhaah!" she sighed, her cheeks red. "Drinking is the best!" She took another swig as she admired the peaceful sight.
She suddenly heard a whooshing sound, causing her to swing her chair around to find four beams of light, with Nyotengu materializing first.
"Nyotengu, I see you retrieved Kaguya's Cradle and got three new Senrangers," Tsunade said, raising her bottle of sake. "Nice."
"Yes and no. Kaguya's Cradle is in the hands of the enemy, but the crystals aren't. We've got three, but the rest are missing." Nyotengu said as the three Senrangers materialized and fell to the floor in a heap.
"Right then. I'll open up the secret way." Tsunade said, getting up.
She went over to a bookcase and partially pulled out several different books in a sequence. As the Senrangers recovered, the bookcase rumbled, moving aside to reveal an elevator. They looked from the elevator before noticing their surroundings.
"So, can I see the faces of the ones who'll save the world from certain doom," she asked, looking behind Nyotengu. She stared at the Senrangers, who finally noticed Tsunade and started to shake. "What's wrong?"
"Ah, don't mind the kittens. They got out of a rough battle." Nyotengu said and turned to them. "Go on. Introduce yourselves."
With some hesitation, much to Nyotengu's confusion, the girls finally took their helmets off.
"Hi Tsunade-baachan. If this is some kind of prank, trust me when I say I have much worse planned." Naruko grumbled, her eye twitching.
"Wait, you know each other?" Nyotengu inquired, looking back and forth between the two.
Tsunade just stared at the girls for a while, and then drank from her sake bottle in despair.
'God help us all…'
Next time - Shinovi 02: New School Kunoichi
Released: Wednesday, December 30, 2020