Inside some type of studio; Crunch and Roger were setting up lots of lights and tech equipment.
"Can't believe this is the first episode of The Dare Show to air on TV." said Roger.
"I can't believe that there's lots of food in the green room." said Crunch.
"This is what you get when you're friends with a witch who's working on a game show as a model." said Roger.
Crunch nodded.
"Amen." said Crunch.
He pushed a button on the control panel and a train whistle was heard.
"Okay, control panel with crazy sound effects is working." said Crunch.
Roger pushed a flat screen TV over between two chairs.
"TV for the Skype and/or FaceTime callers." said Roger.
Crunch looked at some telephones that were next to the control panel.
"Telephones for those who want to phone in their dares due to a lack of WiFi or-"Crunch said before one of the phones started ringing.
Roger picked up the ringing phone.
"NO, NOT NOW!" Roger yelled before slamming it, "I swear, that telephone thing similar to the Shanghaied episode of SpongeBob on it's original airing better not become a running gag."
"You mean before it started airing with the SpongeBob ending in future airings where Patchy was announcing the phone in stuff." said Crunch.
"Yep, that'll be annoying." said Roger.
Crunch grabbed a microphone and put it to his mouth.
"Five minutes to air." said Crunch.
He put the microphone down as Luz and Amity appeared.
"How's setting up going?" said Amity.
"Very good, we got everything we need. Chairs, a TV, control panel, lots of props, and telephones for phone in dares for-"Crunch said before a phone started ringing.
Roger picked up the phone.
"I JUST SAID NOT NOW!" Roger said before slamming the phone.
Everyone became confused.
"That better not be a reoccurring thing during this fic." said Luz.
"Don't worry, it won't be." said Roger.
But all the phones started ringing.
Roger groaned and bent down before pulling out a pair of scissors and cut a cord, making all the phones turn off.
"There we go." said Roger.
"Is the doctor ready?" said Luz.
Roger motioned to Viney who was petting her griffin.
"Damn straight." said Roger.
Luz smiled.
"Perfect." said Luz.
"Still don't get why I'm here." said Viney.
"In case I'm dared to eat nails again, only without anything to make it go down my throat faster." said Amity, "I already went through that once, not doing that again."
Roger leaned over to Crunch.
"Ten bucks says she does." said Roger.
Crunch smiled.
"Make it 50 and your on and $100.00 says Amity is the one who does that." saod Crunch.
"I just wagered that she does eat a bowl of nails again." said Roger.
"I think the Co Arthur meant toenails." Said Crunch.
Roger is shocked.
"Gross." He said.
Viney leaned over to the two.
"The Co Author should have specified that." said Viney.
"True." said Crunch.
Roger looked at the clock.
"Sixty seconds to air." said Roger.
He became nervous.
"Just sit down, begin the countdown at about five seconds, then start recording." said Amity.
Roger sat down and reattached the cut phone cords with electric tape.
"Alright, I'm good." said Roger.
Crunch sat down next to the meerkat.
"Almost ready to go." said Crunch.
Luz and Amity smiled.
"Ten seconds to air." said Roger.
Luz and Amity sat down on their chairs.
"We're live in five, four, three, two." Crunch said before pointing to the girls.
Roger pushed a button on the control panel and the Double Dare theme song started playing.
"And now, it's time for the first TV aired episode of The Dare Show. Here are your hosts of The Dare Show, Luz Noceda and Amity Blight." said Crunch.
Roger pushed a button on the panel and an audience cheering sound was heard.
"Thank you, thank you, glad to be here. Welcome to the Dare Show, the only show where anyone can call me and Amity and dare us to do wild and crazy stunts for your amusement." said Luz.
"That's right, and we've got a lot of stuff now since we used to stream this live on YouTube. A bigger budget, more high tech stuff, and lots more ways to send in your dares. Including screen time, texting, social media posts, even the telephone." said Amity.
A telephone started ringing before Roger picked up the phone.
"NO, NOT NOW!" Roger yelled before slamming the phone down.
"That of course was one half of our production crew Roger Meerkat, sitting with our very own vegetarian shark Crunch." said Luz.
A camera turned to the humanoids who then waved to the camera.
"If you have any dares to give, just call by way of either phone-"Amity said before another phone started ringing.
Roger picked up the ringing phone.
"WAIT TILL AFTER WE REVEAL THE PHONE NUMBER ON THE SCREEN!" Roger yelled before slamming the phone, "New rule, no saying the P word."
"Which one?" asked Luz.
"I think he means phone." said Crunch.
Roger became shocked as another phone started ringing.
The meerkat placed a hand on one of the phones before electrocuting it and every other phone, shutting them down for good.
Interview Gag
"That's fucking annoying." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Roger sighed.
Luz smiled.
"Well, we don't have telephone anymore, but we still got social media, face time, and text messages." said Luz.
"And our first dare is from." Amity said before Crunch pushed a button on a keyboard and a video of Joker appeared on the TV shocking the girls, "Arkham Asylum, Gotham City? Whatever, you're live and on the air."
"I dare Amity Blight to eat a bowl of toenails without any milk or anything else in it to make it go down." said Joker.
Roger gave Crunch a one hundred dollar bill.
Amity is shocked.
"Wait what?" She asked. "No way."
"But I just dared you, you-"Joker said before the TV suddenly turned off.
Everyone became shocked and looked at Roger.
"I have no idea if he was about to do a lot of cursing and making tons of sexist comments on live and national television, but it felt like it was going to go there." said Roger.
Crunch turned the tv back on and Joker grumbled.
"Do it or I'll tell Luz that you..." he started.
"GET ME THE TOENAILS!" shouted Amity.
Luz was confused.
"What was he about to say?" said Luz.
"Nothing." said Amity.
Roger then gave Amity a bowl full of human toenails.
Amity gulped and ate the whole bowl.
"Aw, I can't believe I actually did that." said Amity.
"Next caller." said Luz.
Crunch pushed some buttons on the keyboard and a video message of Brain appeared on the TV.
The two girls became confused.
"Hey, aren't you one of Donatello's pet lab rats?" said Luz.
"Lab mouse." said Brain.
Luz shook her head.
"Okay, so you're live and on the dare show." said Luz.
"I dare you Luz Noceda to kiss that meerkat member of your production crew on the lips." said Brain.
Everyone became shocked.
Roger pulled out an iPad Pro and quickly sent a text to Wendy that said 'If you're watching the Dare Show currently, I won't enjoy having to kiss Luz due to her being dared to, because you're the woman for me baby.'
A text appeared that said 'I can tell'.
"Uh no, there's a rule about humans and animals falling in love with each other, shouldn't happen. Aliens have the okay." said Luz.
"I'm an alien too." said Roger.
"I ain't doing that." said Luz.
Brain scoffed.
"Non witch." said Brain.
Luz became mad.
"What was that?" She asked.
"Non witch, non witch, you can't even cast any real spells. Just glyph spells." said Brain.
"ROGER, GET YOUR HAIRY ASS OVER HERE!" yelled Luz.
Roger stood up and walked over to Luz.
The two gulped before inching close to each other.
Crunch then pushed a button, making the scene change to a card that said 'Experiencing technical difficulties' while a loud kissing sound was heard before it disappeared and Roger and Luz were both quickly brushing their teeth in disgust.
They finished up before spitting out the toothpaste as Luz was mad.
"I CANT BELIEVE I DID THAT!" She said.
Amity was crying.
Interview Gag
"That should've been me Kissing Luz not Roger." She said.
End Interview Gag
"Next Caller." said Amity.
Crunch pushed some buttons on the keyboard and a video message of Pinky appeared on the TV.
The two girls became confused.
"Let me guess one of Donnie's pet lab mouse?" asked Amity.
"NARF!" said Pinky.
"Yeah it's one of Donnie's mice." said Crunch.
"Okay, I dare both hosts to jump into a pool full of chocolate pudding." said Pinky.
The hosts sighed.
"That ain't so bad." said Amity.
"Will we be eating the pudding afterwards? Because that stuff sounds very delicious." said Viney.
Roger and Crunch pulled out some spoons.
Luz nodded.
"That's one dare I wouldn't mind doing." She said.
"FROM 50 MILES UP IN THE AIR!" yelled Pinky.
Luz and Amity became shocked.
"Uh, maybe a shorter distance, because I don't think we'll be able to hit the pool from that height." said Amity.
"No, no, it has to be 50 miles in the air." said Pinky, "I already dared you."
The two gulped.
Later the two were in a helicopter and it was 50 Miles in the air.
"I hope we land in the pudding." said Luz.
"If we don't make it out alive I just wanna say I love you." said Amity.
Luz was confused.
"What?" She asked.
"Er, I don't know why it came out like that. I meant to say that I love the film I Love You Man." said Amity.
Luz became confused before pulling out a walkie talkie and pushing it.
"Roger, how's the tub going down there?" said Luz.
On ground level; Crunch and Viney had a pool full of chocolate pudding and Roger looked on before turning to his walkie talkie.
"Pool's full, drone with camera is operational, and gravestones are made out." Roger said before turning to two gravestones before taking pictures of them with his iPad Pro and texting them to Luz.
One gravestone said 'Here Lies Luz Noceda, the human who wanted to be a witch' while the last one said 'Here Lies Amity Blight, the witch who was in love with a human'.
Luz smiled.
"He must be a lucky man." She said.
"Oh if only she knew." said Viney.
Back in the air; Luz and Amity jumped out of the helicopter.
They saw the pool in the distance.
"Good thing we got parachutes before jumping out of that chopper." said Luz.
She and Amity pulled strings from parachute backpacks before they opened up, making them float over the pool of pudding.
Amity sighed.
"Oh thank goodness." said Amity.
But then a giant pencil erased both girls parachutes before a paint brush painted two anvils in place of the parachutes.
This shocked the two.
The two then started falling to the pool very quickly before a splatting sound was heard.
On the ground; Roger, Crunch, and Viney were covered in chocolate pudding before they began eating it off of themselves.
"Tasty." said Viney.
The girls climbed out of the pool crying.
"I can't believe we actually did that." said Amity.
"I know." said Luz.
Amity was then given a spoon by Roger.
"Come on, wipe that frown off a enjoy some pudding." said Roger.
Amity started eating the pudding.
"How come I don't get a spoon as well?" said Luz.
"You're lactose intolerant, remember?" said Roger.
Luz remembered.
"Oh yeah." said Luz.
Viney became confused.
"Lactose intolerant, what does that mean?" said Viney.
"Cue little girl from the Superdude sketches from All That in five, four, three, two, one." said Crunch.
Then Crunch's mouth was opened up and a little girl was in it.
"It means that she's allergic to dairy products. Many of which includes, milk, eggs, cheese, butter, and of course pudding." the girl said before closing Crunch's mouth.
Viney glared at the shark.
"Hey, you told me you were a vegetarian." said Viney.
"I don't know how she did that." He said.
He burped.
Luz and Amity turned to a camera.
"We'll be right back after this commercial break, but don't go anywhere, we'll be cleaned up and ready for more dares." said Amity.
"And we're clear." said a cameraman.
The two girls sighed.
"What else will we have to do?" said Luz.
Roger was looking at his iPad.
"Well, there's this one guy who calls himself 'Nefarious' wants Amity to go down a hill on a shiny sled saucer; kind of like how Chevy Chase did in Christmas Vacation." said Roger.
"Doesn't the co author hate those National Lampoon Vacation films?" said Crunch.
"Who cares about his opinion? The co author has more say on the matter." said Luz.
She then noticed Roger's iPad and became confused.
"Wait, why do you have an iPad, don't you have a smartphone that doubles as a tablet?" said Luz.
"I do, this was a Christmas gift from Crunch. Plus my phone is at home charging." said Roger.
Luz nodded.
"Okay." said Luz.