Later; the crew minus Crunch was on top of a hill covered in lots of snow.
The cameraman turned the camera back on.
"And we're back with The Dare Show where Amity is about to go down a hill on a metal saucer like sled per the dare of Twitter user Nefarious." said Luz.
Roger held his iPad in front of the camera, revealing the Twitter post that said 'The green haired woman is to go down hill on a shiny metal saucer like sled by way of Christmas Vacation' before pulling it away.
"We're just waiting for Crunch to return with the needed sled." said Amity.
"I'm just glad this guy or girl didn't reveal my crush." Amity thought after what she said.
"What was that Amity?" asked Luz. "How would this person know who you have a crush on?"
Amity became shocked.
"You heard my thought?" She asked in shocked.
"Yeah, who's the lucky person?" said Luz.
"No one." said Amity.
Then Crunch appeared with a silver saucer sled while waxing it.
"Here we go, sled's just about ready, just rubbing on the last of the wax." said Crunch.
Amity nodded.
"Okay." said Amity.
Crunch finished waxing the sled and gave it to Amity.
The witch got on the sled and was about to push herself down the hill.
"Just out of curiosity, what happened in Christmas Vacation to make the sled go downhill really fast?" said Viney.
"The sled was silver and waxed." said Crunch.
"That, and a combination of the snow made the sled reach speeds of up to Mach 1 in only five seconds, thereby creating a sonic boom." said Roger.
Amity became confused.
"Say what now?" Amity said before pushing herself down hill, making the sled boost off like a fire ball very quickly.
Amity was shocked.
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" yelled Amity.
She was screaming non stop as she went down hill before reaching a highway and went down it before reaching a Wal Mart parking lot.
The witch saw she was about to crash into a metal box labeled 'Clothes for the Poor' before crashing and falling into the box.
Then the others had appeared and Crunch managed to pull Amity out of the box from her left ankle.
"Aw man, I can't believe I actually did that." said Amity.
"I can't believe Chevy Chase didn't sue you." said Roger.
Later; the group was back in the studio and Viney used her healing magic to heal up Amity.
"Well look at it this way, you only had 198 broken bones in your body." said Roger.
"Not cool." said Amity.
Viney walked off.
"Put the next caller through." said Luz.
Crunch pushed some buttons on the keyboard and a video message of Man Ray appeared.
"Hello, Bikini Bottom, you're live and on the air." said Luz.
"Yes, I dare the human to consume a whole jar of tartar sauce without using her hands." said Man Ray.
Luz is shocked.
"Uh, does that sound very practical?" said Luz, "Because tartar sauce is basically just mayonnaise with some extra ingredients."
Crunch was shivering in fear while holding a jar of tartar sauce.
"Chicken." He said.
Roger turned to his BFF.
"You should be the one being called a chicken, you're shivering in fear while holding a jar of tartar sauce." said Roger.
"I'm not eating tartar sauce. One of the ingredients is eggs." said Luz.
"I've had better battles against Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, a fight against you would be a walk in the park." said Man Ray.
Luz became serious.
"Run that by me again." said Luz.
"We can't make jabs at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." said Crunch.
Roger became confused.
"Why's that?" said Roger.
"Because their voice actors passed away years apart." said Crunch.
Man Ray groaned.
Interview Gag
"God dammit." said Man Ray, "Can't even jab at my nemesis anymore for that reason."
End Interview Gag
"Well, this is as weird as when all those other versions of those do gooders and that sea sponge and starfish were showing up to stop me, as well as a future version of me showed up to destroy the time machine he came in on. I'm still trying to figure out what happened." said Man Ray.
"Time travel, makes little to no sense at all." said Roger.
"Hey, what to see something really scary?" said Man Ray.
He pulled his head off, revealing his lack of a proper head, making everyone scream.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE TARTAR SAUCE!" yelled Luz, "AND SOME PEPTO BISMOL AS WELL!"
Soon she was handed the sauce and the Pepto Bismol.
The girl gulped before eating the entire jar of tartar sauce before chugging some Pepto Bismol very quickly.
Luz sighed.
"I can't believe I actually did that." said Luz.
Man Ray laughed.
"That was amazing." said Man Ray.
"Jokes on you pal, I just drank some Pepto Bismol to keep from getting an upset stomach." said Luz.
The TV turned off.
Luz smiled.
"And nothing went wrong." said Luz.
A squeaky fart was heard.
"Was that a mouse?" said Crunch.
"Sounded like it." Said Roger.
The two sniffed the air and covered their noses.
"OH GOD, IT'S A SILENT BUT DEADLY FART!?" yelled Roger.
Even Viney's Griffin is shocked and it flew off.
"QUARANTINE THE PLACE!" yelled the shark.
Later; everything was back in track.
"Whew, good thing we used a bomb made from a Lysol can and explosives to clear that stench off." said Roger.
Crunch nodded.
"Hope everyone is ok." said the Shark, "Because we sent that studio in space and hope we didn't forget anyone."
In Space a Cameraman is shocked.
"Uh, what just happened?" said the cameraman.
Back with the others.
"You know that we're still in the studio right?" said Viney.
Crunch did some thinking.
"Oh yeah." said Crunch.
"Next caller." said Luz.
Roger pushed some buttons on the keyboard and Eggman appeared on the TV screen.
"Hello caller, you're live and on the air." said Luz.
"Aw yes, I dare the two of you as well as your crew to rob a museum of a very fancy ceramic statue." said Eggman.
Everyone became shocked.
Roger ran in front of the camera.
"The studio does not condone the act of criminal mischief or burglary whatsoever." Roger said before running off.
Eggman groaned.
"I dared you." said Eggman.
"Yeah, we're not going to do that for obvious reasons." said Luz.
"No dice pal, I've got quite the rap sheet back on Mobius." said Roger.
"Also, I was already in Blackgate back in Gotham City after unintentionally attempting to kill someone." said Crunch.
Viney became confused.
"What's the story to that?" said Viney.
"Oh, you don't even want to know sweetheart. One time before a day we call Valentines Day, there was a substitute science teacher who managed to attract the attention of all the female students in school, so me, Crunch, and some friends of ours got together to make him leave Toon City for good, but it went bad after the shark sniffed some blood." said Roger.
"Yeesh." Viney said in shock.
"We're not doing it." said Amity.
"Do it or else I'll show Luz your online search history." said Eggman.
Amity became shocked.
Later in a museum at nighttime; the group was in the museum and wearing black ski masks, black sweaters, and black pants and hiding in places.
Roger looked around from his hiding place before pulling out a walkie talkie.
"It's all clear here glyph witch." Roger said.
Luz pulled out her walkie talkie.
"I hear you techno meerkat. Does anyone else hear me?" said Luz.
Crunch pulled out a walkie talkie.
"Big teeth hears you." said Crunch.
Viney pulled out a walkie talkie.
"Beast healer loud and clear." said Viney.
Roger put his walkie talkie close to his mouth.
"Techno meerkat to Latina human lover, come in Latina human lover." said Roger.
But then a hand swiped the walkie talkie away from the meerkat.
The hand belonged to Amity who turned out to be in the same hiding place as everyone else and they all only had one walkie talkie.
"I AM NOT ANSWERING TO LATINA HUMAN LOVER!" Amity yelled angrily.
But everyone saw that Amity's left sleeve was rolled up, revealing a tattoo of Luz in a blue two piece bikini.
Amity noticed it before rolling the sleeve down.
"Was that me?" said Luz.
"No, someone else who looks like you." said Amity.
Interview Gag
Amity sighed.
"Sheesh, I knew I shouldn't have accepted that dare to get a tattoo of the person I love due to losing a wager." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Roger pulled out his iPad and saw a picture of a ceramic statue of Eggman with a muscular body.
"This is what we have to steal, a self portrait statue?" said Roger, "I'm not impressed."
"Squidward would be if it were a statue of himself." said Crunch.
Luz climbed out of the hiding spot and crawled away.
Everyone else minus Crunch snuck away.
"I'd go myself, but I'm to big a target." said Crunch.
The others snuck around the museum before reaching the room with the same statue in it and saw the statue.
Amity was shocked.
"Sheesh, that's very unoriginal. Who would want a statue of themselves?" said Amity.
"Someone who is so full of themselves." said Viney.
Roger then tipped the statue over before the three girls managed to grab hold of it before it could hit the ground.
"Go, go, go, go, go." said Amity.
The three ran off and Roger and Crunch ran off as well.
Back in the studio; the group returned to their places and Crunch who was now carrying the statue set it down on the ground.
"Aw, I can't believe we did that." said Luz.
"We've probably just been branded criminals." said Amity.
"Eh don't worry, the least you'll get is Juvenile hall since you're under eighteen, me however, I'll get prison time." said Crunch.
Everyone nodded and a Eggman saw this.
"Sheesh." said Eggman.
The TV turned off.
"We're going to take a commercial break, but don't go anywhere, we'll be right back." said Luz.
The camera's red light turned off before Roger pulled out his banjo and started playing it.
Amity and Viney looked at the instrument.
"What strange tool are you using?" said Amity.
"It's called a banjo, it can play more tunes then a guitar." said Roger.
Amity took the banjo and destroyed it.
"It's annoying." She said.
But Roger pulled out an electric banjo and started playing it.
Amity grabbed it and tried to smash it, but as soon as she smacked it on the ground, it bounced up and hit her in the head.
The witch groaned before giving it back to Roger.
"It's indestructible. Even magic won't harm it." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"I've got my smart moments." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
"Besides, I'm surprised you didn't know about a banjo, I was using one in the first Dare Show fic." said Roger.
Amity did some thinking.
"Oh yeah." said Amity.
"Try and keep a cool head next time Latina Human Lover." said Crunch.
Amity grumbled.
"Hate that nickname." said Amity.
"NEXT CALLER!" shouted Luz.
"It's a commercial break, the red light isn't on." said Roger.
Luz blushed.
"Oh right." said Luz.
Roger continued playing his electric banjo.