The show resumed filming and Crunch pushed a button on the control panel, making the Double Dare theme song play a bit before stopping.
"Welcome back to the Dare show. We've already done some interesting dares, and now it's time to take on some more dares. What's in store now?" said Luz.
Roger was looking at his iPad.
"We got a text message dare from a Megavolt who's daring Amity to do some armpit farts to the Barney and Friends theme song." said Roger.
Amity became shocked.
"Uh...should I really do that? Because that seems impossible." said Amity.
Roger looked at the tablet again.
"Megavolt predicted you'd say that, and wanted to remind you that he dared you to do it." said Roger.
"I'm not doing that, it's stupid." said Amity.
Roger looked at the message and laughed.
"Wow, he's even telling me to go into full detail about a dream you recently had." said Roger.
Amity scoffed.
"Like he'd know what I might have dreamed about." said Amity.
"You're in a desert trying to find your way to civilization." said Roger.
Amity became shocked.
Interview Gag
"Aw shit, how'd that rat figure out my dream? It ends with me showing up at a town, meeting Luz, the two of us fall in love and get married." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Crunch looked at the iPad text followed by Viney.
"This I gotta see." said Viney.
Amity groaned.
"Eventually, you reach civilization and meet a woman who looks a lot like-"Roger said before Amity began armpit farting the theme to Barney and Friends.
Luz became confused.
"How does the dream go?" said Luz.
"A dream within a dream, within a dream." said Amity.
Roger deleted the text.
"That's not a very convincing dream." said Roger.
"Yes it is." said Amity.
"No, that's an important plot key to the film Inception." said Roger.
Amity became confused.
"What?" said Amity.
"Yeah, you just described a Leonardo DiCaprio film where his character usually enters peoples dreams to take their ideas, but is given the task of planting an idea in someone's dream." said Crunch.
"That sounds really confusing." said Amity.
"No more confusing then the Barney and Friends theme song having the same tune as Yankee Doodle Dandy." said Roger.
Amity finished armpit farting and groaned.
"Aw, I can't believe I did that." said Amity.
"Next caller or text." said Luz.
Soon the caller changed to Doofus Drake.
Luz groaned.
"Oh great, just what we need. Someone who was turned into a villain in a reboot because some other creator didn't like them in the original show." said Luz.
"I dare the human to beat herself up." said Doofus Drake.
Roger started filming with his iPad.
"This I gotta record and put on YouTube." said Roger.
Luz blew a raspberry.
"No." She said.
Doofus is mad.
"Do it you pathetic girl who couldn't beat Belos." said Doofus.
Luz became mad.
"What was that?" said Luz.
"Can't defeat Belos, can't defeat Belos." Doofus repeated.
"I've got a theory to who Belos could be." said Roger.
A thought bubble appeared over his head and Luz and Belos were in a scenario similar to the first battle between Luke and Vaders.
"If only you knew the truth, your mother never told you about your father." said Belos.
Luz glared at Belos.
"She told me enough, she told me you ran off on her." said Luz.
"True, but-"Belos said before taking off his mask, revealing that Belos looked like an adult, male, human version of Luz, "I am your father."
But the thought bubble was popped by an annoyed Luz.
"There's no way that can be true. And what was with the whole Star Wars scenario?" said Luz.
"I can dream, can't I?" said Roger.
Luz nodded.
"Fair point." said Luz.
"CAN'T DEFEAT BELOS!" yelled Doofus.
Luz became really mad.
"ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT, I'LL SHOW YOU WHO CAN DEFEAT BELOS!" yelled Luz.
She stood up and started punching herself really really hard.
Doofus became shocked.
"Wow, this is interesting." said Doofus.
Luz kept on beating herself up as everyone else was looking on in shock.
"This is getting out of hand. We'd better do something about this." said Amity.
"I agree." Roger said before grabbing a metal baseball bat and gave it to Luz, "Continue with this thing."
Luz started beating herself up with the bat.
"Was that really necessary?" said Viney.
"No, just giving the viewers what they want." said Roger, "Plus you're part of the healing track, why're you complaining?"
Luz who was now bruised up, bloody, and had a black eye finished beating herself up and dropped the bat while crying.
"Aw, I can't believe I did that." said Luz.
Doofus nodded.
"Yeah maybe that dare was a bit harsh." He said, "Sorry."
"Next Caller." said Amity.
Soon Doofus's robotic adopted brother appeared.
Everyone became confused.
"Hey, that's no villain. That's a cheep knockoff of Astro Boy." said Roger.
Doofus groaned.
"BOYD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" He shouted.
"I've got a dare. And it's for the two girls to eat snails." said Astro Boyd.
Luz and Amity became confused.
"Eh what're you two worried about, the French eat snails all the time." said Roger.
He pulled out a snail and slurped it out of it's shell.
Everyone shivered in fear.
"We not snail slurping." said Amity.
"Rich people eat snails." said Roger.
Amity is shocked.
"They do?" said Amity.
"Yeah." said Roger.
Crunch pulled out a plate full of snails and put it on Amity's lap.
"We're not eating these snails, they're to slimy." said Luz.
BOYD grinned.
"I know who Amity has a crush on." Said BOYD.
Luz became confused.
"Who, who?" said Luz.
"None other then-"Astro Boyd said before being interrupted by by Amity.
"LET'S EAT!" yelled Amity.
BOYD groaned.
His brother felt bad for him.
"I know the feeling." said Doofus.
Amity and Luz were eating lots of snails with disgusted expressions.
"Who do you have a crush on?" said Luz.
"No one important." said Amity.
Luz cried.
"I can't believe we're doing this." said Luz.
"This can't possible get any worse." said Amity.
But Roger then placed a bottle of ketchup on Amity's lap.
Interview Gag
"Figured those snails would go good with ketchup." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Amity growled.
"I stand corrected." said Amity.
She became shocked and saw that she was still sitting down.
"Correction, I sit corrected." said Amity.
Crunch pushed a button on the control panel and a rim shot was heard followed by canned laughter.
The girls finished the snails.
They gagged.
"That was disgusting." said Luz, "The ketchup didn't even help either."
"Next." said Amity.
Then a video of Vilgax appeared on the TV.
"Alright earthlings, I dare the meerkat to play the bagpipes while wearing a kilt." said Vilgax.
Everyone became shocked.
"What? You can't give me a dare." said Roger.
"Yeah, he's not a host, just part of the filming crew. Filming crew can't take any dares." said Luz.
Vilgax zapped Luz through the screen.
"But I dared him." said Vilgax.
But Roger pushed a button the camera and the red light to the camera turned off.
"Good thing I won't be doing anything, because the cameras stopped working." said Roger.
Vilgax groaned.
"Dammit." said Vilgax.