Back in the studio; Roger, Crunch, and Viney were eating some veggie pizza as Luz and Amity were watching.
"Can we have some pizza?" said Amity.
"No, you two already ate some escargot." said Roger.
Amity is mad and went to Roger and punches him and grabbed the Pizza and took it to Luz.
"Is it really a good idea to give a girl who's lactose intolerant some pizza, those things do have cheese on them." said Crunch.
"With Amity's Magic, I bet she will change it to Lactose Free." said Roger.
"Nope, it's not possible to make cheese non lactose magically, you'd need some type of vegan cheese." said Viney.
"And we ordered this from Dominos." said Crunch.
Everyone nodded.
"You know what I don't get?" said Roger.
Everyone looked at the meerkat.
"What?" said Luz.
"Why is there a ten year old drinking coffee in this recent trailer to The Great North?" Roger said before pulling out his iPad and showed a trailer to said show.
Everyone groaned.
"I'm confused on why there's a woman in the aurora borealis." said Luz.
Everyone became confused.
"Eh what now?" said Crunch.
"Aurora Borealis, you know, colorful lights that can be seen in the sky during the nighttime. Many people call them the Polar Lights, but the Alaskans call them Northern Lights." said Luz, "Also a very important plot element in the Disney film Brother Bear."
"Is that film with those two Canadian Moose?" said Roger.
"Yeah that film." said Luz.
Roger did some work on his iPad and showed a video of the Polar Lights.
"We're back in five, four, three, two..."Crunch said before pushing the record button on the camera, making it resume filming.
Luz and Amity looked at the camera.
"Welcome back to The Dare Show." said Luz, "We're just about to take on another dare."
"Yep. What's on the list?" said Amity.
Roger turned off the video and looked through online posts.
"Okay, here's one from someone who calls himself the Swiss Army Knife." said Roger.
"And his dare is?" said Luz.
"He wants to see Luz giving Amity a piggy back ride." said Roger.
Amity is confused.
"What's a piggy back ride?" said Amity.
"Oh it's where someone lifts another person up on their back by their legs and starts walking around the place." said Crunch.
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Amity was sitting in the confessional shocked and blushing nervously as she was looking all over the place.
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"Yeah, I'm not going to do that, I've got weak nerd arms." said Luz.
Roger scoffed.
"Please, take a look at these weak nerd arms." Roger said before rolling up a sleeve and flexed a muscle.
His muscle showed stock footage of a destroyer battleship's cannons which managed to fire some rounds.
Luz became shocked.
"Whoa shit." said Luz.
"In fact, weren't you able to wield a flail with your bare hands once?" said Roger.
Luz blushed.
"Well yeah." said Luz.
"And didn't lift Amity up bridal style once?" said Roger.
Amity blushed.
"Something I'd want to remember." Amity said under her breath.
"Well I'm still not carrying someone piggy back style, I'm to old to be giving someone who's the same age as me piggy back rides." said Luz.
But then a newspaper was placed on Crunch's lap.
The shark picked it up and he, Roger, and Viney looked at it.
"Hey, check it out, it's today's Daily Planet front page. Saying something about how Lumity still isn't happening." said Crunch.
Amity became shocked while Luz became confused.
"Lumity?" said Luz.
"Yeah it's a pairing name like the old Brangelina with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie." said Roger.
"And Lumity's pairing name is for which two people?" said Luz.
Amity gulped nervously.
Interview Gag
Amity was still in the confessional blushing and looking around nervously.
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"Amity and-"Roger said before Amity leaped on Luz's back and held onto her by the neck.
"YA, YA, YA MULE, COME ON, PIGGY BACK ME!" yelled Amity.
Luz started moving around while turning blue.
"Can't...breath...need...air." said Luz.
Roger, Crunch, and Viney were looking through the newspaper.
"Oooh, a sale for big and tall outfits at Macy's." said Crunch.
Viney became confused.
"Who's Macy?" said Viney.
Crunch looked at Viney.
"A clothing store that's the biggest store in all of New York." said Crunch.
The witch nodded.
"I see." said Viney.
Luz stopped walking and was panting in exhaustion and out of breath.
"I...can't...believe...I...actually...did...that." said Luz.
She then fell on the ground before passing out.
Amity blushed and squealed like a girl.
"Again, again." said Amity.
"Nope, you killed her." said Roger.
Amity became shocked.
"Oh boy." said Amity.
Viney then dragged Luz out of camera view.
"Next dare." said Viney.
Roger pushed some buttons on the keyboard and a video of Killer Croc appeared.
This shocked everyone.
"KILLER CROC!" They shouted.
"I dare Amity to go down a hill on a downhill longboard." said Killer Croc, "And it has to be the K12."
A picture of a huge mountain appeared on the TV screen, shocking Amity.
"That's no hill, that's a fucking mountain." said Amity.
"Yeah, in fact, I'm pretty sure the K12 idea came from an eighties high school film involving skiing that had John Cusack in it." said Roger.
"I don't think the Co Author saw that film, but who cares a dare is a dare." said Crunch.
"Yeah, I ain't doing that. Sounds dangerous." said Amity.
"If you don't do it, I'll tell Luz your feelings for her when she wakes up." said Croc.
Later; the group with a now awake Amity were on top of the huge mountain.
Amity was lying down on a longboard.
"Okay, so I'll be going downhill for who knows how long. If anything goes wrong, the safety word will be Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"Cool w-"Luz said before becoming confused, "Wait a minute, what did you say?"
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"That's not how you pronounce Cool Whip." said Crunch.
"Yes it is." said Amity.
Luz is mad.
"No it isn't, that's how someone with poor pronunciation skills would do it." said Luz.
Amity scoffed and turned to Roger.
"Ro-"Amity said before thinking of something, "Oh wait, you'd side with anyone on any topic no matter their argument."
"True that." said Roger.
Amity then turned to Viney.
"Alright Viney, is how I pronounced Cool W-Hip the right way?" said Amity.
"Yeah, that's the right way." said Viney.
"Thank you." said Amity.
"If you're Stewie Griffin from Family Guy." said Viney.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, I've seen some Family Guy, and it's my first day in the human realm." said Viney.
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"Look, just say Cool Whip properly and be done with it." said Roger.
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"Cool Whip." said Luz.
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"Cool Whip." said Viney.
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"Cool Whip." said Crunch.
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
"Cool Whip." said Roger.
"Cool W-Hip." said Amity.
But everyone let go of the longboard and walked off as Amity was still saying Cool W-Hip before being interrupted by Roger.
"Uh yeah, we all decided to take a democratic vote due to your terrible pronunciation of Cool Whip, and the results were unanimous." said Roger.
Amity became confused.
"Wait, who's holding this thing down?" said Amity.
"Wheel blocks." said Crunch.
He motioned to some blocks that were holding the long board in place.
"So we're just going to get this dare over with." said Luz.
Roger started filming the whole thing with his iPad as Viney yanked a rope that the blocks were on, taking them away and making the long board with Amity on it to go down the mountain very quickly.
The witch was screaming in shock.
"COOL WHIP, COOL WHIP, COOL WHIP!" yelled Amity.
"Well at least she's pronouncing Cool Whip properly now." said Roger.
Crunch was looking at some type of map.
"Yeah, but we should have found a much more safer mountain to have Amity go down on." said Crunch.
Everyone looked at the shark.
"How so?" said Luz.
"Well, according to this map to the K12, there's a forest full of anvil trees, a bee hive full of jive talking bees, a minefield, and a 69 cent store." said Crunch.
Luz screamed in shock before becoming confused.
"Wait, what's so dangerous about a 69 cent store?" said Luz.
"They sell lots of military grade explosives for a bargain of 69 cents." said Crunch.
Everyone became shocked.
"Hey, that sounds like a T.U.F.F. Puppy joke." said Roger.
"Yeah and I'm surprised the Co Author didn't use that." said Viney.
"Well he hasn't seen that show in a long time." spoke Luz.
The group then heard lots of crashing sounds, jive talking and screaming, and tons of explosions followed by a nuclear explosion.
A chiming sound was heard and Roger finished recording with his iPad and saw a text from Amity that said 'Aw, I can't believe I actually did that.'
Roger then texted back 'Want some pie with Cool W-Hip?'
He then snickered.
Interview Gag
"A little insult to injury." said Roger.
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Back at the studio Amity is in a full body cast.
She glared at Roger and Crunch.
"Well look at it this way, at least you'll be healed up after the next commercial break." said Crunch.
Amity grumbled angrily.
Luz smiled.
"Next caller." She said.
Soon the call went to Meowth of Team Rocket.
"Yeah I Dare you Luz to kiss Toon City's most ugliest guy." dared Meowth.
Luz became shocked.
Crunch pulled out his phone and dialed a number before putting the phone to his head.
"Hello, is this the Home of Ugly Men?" said Crunch, "Okay, I'm going to need to rent the most ugliest man you have in your establishment for about thirty seconds."
Mumbling sounds were heard.
"No, having a bad case of trench foot that's to your face isn't ugly enough. You got any with trench foot like face with feet fungus and burn marks?" said Crunch.
Mumbling sounds are heard.
"Okay, just send him over to my location." said Crunch.
He turned off the phone and an incredibly ugly man who had trench foot, feet fungus, and burn marks on his face appeared.
Audio footage of a screaming woman was heard.
Crunch also screamed and fainted.
"I'm supposed to kiss that guy?" said Luz.
"I did say ugliest man." said Meowth.
"No way, he stinks." said Luz.
"You stink of burrito breath." said Meowth.
Luz became mad.
"What was that?" said Luz.
"Burrito breath, burrito breath, burrito breath." said Meowth.
"ALRIGHT UGLY, PUCKER UP!" yelled Luz.
The ugly man puckered his lips and Luz approached him with her lips puckered.
But then the whole thing went static.
Roger was standing next to the destroyed camera while holding an axe.