Reincarnation. The rebirth of a soul in a new body.

I died, and apparently it's possible to be reincarnated. Isekai is real too, the shock disappeared after a few years.

In the beginning, I thought I was in some kind of alternate universe with demons n' stuff.

BUT.

It turned out it's the world of an anime. An anime that targets male audiences, full of fan service, where the protagonist only reason to live is boobs.

Ah... this must be some kind of dream. There's no way I'll accept this outcome. I died the first life unsatisfied, the beginning of the second one wasn't pleasant.

As if I will accept this reality. I am going to live the way I want! The world doesn't revolve around Hyoudou Issei! Screw the plot! And whatever force that reincarnated me. Thank you, voice in my head who helped me discover the truth.

I should introduce myself now. My name's Mahoro, sixth student of the witch of time, and a dumbass who was reincarnated in harem anime.

Now, let's the game of life begin.

"Mirror, mirror in the bathroom, why the fuck is there a voice in my head?" I asked the bathroom mirror. Not only did I almost die, there's now a parasite in my head.

I am not a parasite, dipshit.

It's annoying too. Breath in. Breath out. I must be going crazy since I'm in denial. Remember Mahoro it's just a voice, it can't control yo-

"Mahoro! What are you still doing in the bathroom?! Master has been waiting for 10 minutes! Go, go, let's go!" The pretty girl who is dragging me is my senior. Her name is Ray, she's a few years older than me. The moment I stepped in this house she started clinging to me like a gum.

You know you don't hate it.

Fuck you.

"You're late, never mind that. Since you're stamina, endurance and combat abilities are above that of a human athlete you will be spending the day fighting Ray and Anzu." The woman ordering me is Theresa Edelstein, my teacher and guardian. She look like she's thirty or something but the truth is she's old, like really old, probably older than dirt.

"Master do you want me to die or something?"

"Of course I don't. It's not like you're going to die if you train with Anzu."

"I'll definitely die." I am scared, Anzu looks like she can kill me, can kill me, and will probably kill me. That teen has abs. Abs. Even if I have inhuman strength, there is 20% chance I can go through her defense. And if I did she too has inhuman strength. Um...help?

O voice in my head, I apologies for calling you a parasite. Help me! Help me, or I will die! I will seriously die this time!

Since your begging, the great me will guide you.

That was fast- I mean thank you miss...mister? What do I call you?

Lu, and you should take a defensive stance the black haired kid looks ready to punch you.

Already!? She's scary like usual. If look can kill I will probably be six feets underground. Is this really a high schooler? Inhale, exhale, you got this Mahoro.

"Miss Anzu your stance is beautiful as always, and your face is scary as usual. Why don't you loosen up? It's a good morning after all. The sky is cloudless and blue, the sunlight is warm and the snow is melting. Your expression is distrac-!"

Dodge to the left!

She didn't even let me finish before trying to punch me. That last second dodge must've been shocking. That punch itself is amazing, there is a dent in the ground.

"You sure like running away, little shit." She said running towards me, her fist clenched and ready to make holes in the ground.

So you want to provoke me, huh. You want me to lose control of my emotions, then you'll be able to strike. You think I'm easy to anger since I'm a child. Sorry, but I hate losing more than I hate pain.

I lifted my leg in the air before bringing it down with all my strength. I am sure the force is enough to crack the ground, and make a smoke screen.

Now...let's attack with everything we got!

I take that back. I hate pain the most.

In the end I lost every spar I had with Anzu. I lost badly. At least the spars between me and Ray didn't end that bad. Dinner time came, and our master left for some business.

Are you dead?

No. I'm awake and alive.

Well you look shitty, not as shitty as the twin tails girl, still shitty. Tell her she looks like shit.

That too many shits in one go, but okay. More importantly you didn't help me at all! You totally ignored me!

...

This parasite is useless.

I. AM. NOT. A. PARASITE.

You sure do act like one.

"Mahoro you don't look tired at all, it's not fair. Your have a calm expression too, I'm really jealous." Ray said with a tired smile. She was sitting beside me, eating her dinner. Ray, Ray, sweet Ray smiling happily despite being exhausted.

I may look calm on the outside, but this is my 'I'm having an internal battle' face.

"...You look like shit."

"I do?"

"Yes, you do." Anzu who was standing behind me agreed. This must be some kind of miracle for the two of us to agree on the same thing.

Girl you look like shit. Even the other brats don't look as shitty as you do.

you know she can't hear you, right?

"Hey Mahoro, Anzu. I have a question."

The question she asked next will become a reminder for me and Anzu. It became the reason that our training program was tripled.

"What does shit means?"

"..."

...

"..."

This is awkward.

"I still have to study, so I'll leave first." Anzu blankly said before walking away.

"Excuse me, I have to review my notebooks. Bye!" I don't think I have ever run this fast in my life. I will just review my magic notebook, till the guilt disappears.

Omake:

"Hey, master. Can I ask you a question?" Ray asked Theresa during breakfast.

To Theresa it was normal for Ray to ask questions at random moments. She was a curious child, after all.

"You can ask me anything."

"What is shit?"

There was a pregnant silence when the words left her mouth. Mahoro and Anzu could hear the gears turning in their master's head. Their eyes met, unspoken questions and still no answers.

Should we run? Or should we face an angry witch who acts like a housewife?

"Sweetie, who taught you that word?" Theresa asked with a sweet smile on her face, contrary to the killing intent she was releasing. Meanwhile Mahoro and Anzu nodded at each other, their decision is already taken.

The answers to their questions are obvious.

"Anzu and Mahoro." Ray answered innocently.

"Run."

"Maaahorooooo! Anzuuuuu!"