The scene panned in and you'd totally never guess, but Chris was standing on the dock of shame, waiting to recap the last episode.
"Last time on Total Drama Island, following her sister's departure, Blake was in full rage mode! She was hellbent on finding out who voted off Samantha. Simply enough, all she had to do was ask, which is what Emily did, and she found out that Katrina and Danny were the reason of Samantha's departure, which greatly pissed Blake off, putting a rift between her and Katrina. Over with the Gophers, Graham and Colleen got a little too close for Katelyn's liking. In the end, even though it was Blake who was set to go home, Emily was the one who ended up getting the boot. How did Blake survive elimination? What will Katelyn do now that Graham and Colleen are an item? Find out right now on Total Drama Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene pans in, showing the communal washrooms. Boomer was shown on the roof, carefully placing a bucket full of chum on the door. He hid behind the roof, and moments later; Katelyn came out of the door, which made the bucket fall on her.
The popular girl screamed. "EW! What the fuck is this!?" With a groan, she storms back in the washroom and slam the door.
Boomer was shown snickering. "I enjoy her misery." He then laid down on the roof, and put his arms behind his head, and dozed off.
Confessional Katelyn
Her hair is all wet, and she's trying to dry it out with a towel. "I don't know who keeps pulling all these immature pranks on me, but once I find out," She slices her finger across her neck. "they will feel my wrath, and I know they don't want that" Katelyn finishes off the confessional with a glare.
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
He's sitting in the confessional laughing uncontrollably. "Man, it's too fun to mess with Katelyn! It almost makes me want to not vote her out just so I can prank her more! Almost."
End Confessional
The scene switched to Chris and the contestants over by the beach. Chris was standing in front of a map.
"Bass, Gophers, today's challenge is a true summer camp experience." Chris said. "A canoe trip." Chris turned around and the camera panned out, showing a row of canoes on the beach by the water. There were 4 green ones for the Gophers and 3 for the Bass.
The camera cut back to Chris. "You will be paddling your canoes across the lake to Boney Island!" Chris explained, trying to add a creepy vibe to Boney Island's name. "When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island. Which is about a two hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle!"
Colleen raised an eyebrow. "What do we have to pour?"
"Portage." Katrina answered, rolling her eyes. "In laments terms, it means you have to carry the canoe, you uneducated twat."
"Don't insult my girlfriend!" Graham snapped.
"Make me you prissy bitch!" Katrina snapped back.
"Katrina, calm down!" Danny told her.
"No! Maybe they shouldn't be complete idiots." Katrina said.
Graham glared. "You're the-"
"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!" Blake yelled, causing most of the others to recoil in fear.
Confessional Danny
"Ever since Blake snapped at her yesterday, Katrina has been more like how she was when she first got to the island… except worse. And Blake… I'm still trying to figure out how the hell she's still here." Danny rubbed his chin in thought. "Even if Katrina didn't vote for her, which I think, there still would be no way for Blake to stay. I doesn't make any sense!"
End Confessional
"Anyway…" Chris said, getting back to explaining the challenge. "When you arrive at the other end of the island, you will build a rescue fire which will be judged by me. The first team to paddle back their canoes to the beach will be the winners of the challenge. Move campers move!"
Every one then started running towards the beach before being stopped by Chris. "Oh wait, one more thing I should mention! Legend has it that if you take anything off of Boney Island, you'll be cursed forever!"
Everyone's eyes widened as some random thunder boomed out of nowhere.
"Now," Chris said. "get in your canoes and let's have some fun!"
"Let's do this!" Colleen cheered.
As everyone walked off screen Boomer ran up to Chris. "What's happening?"
"Canoes." Chris said. Boomer then ran off to catch up with the others.
The scene cut to Graham walking down a set of wooden stairs. Hailey, Celestia, and Toby walked past him. Graham looked behind him at Colleen, and the two smiled at each other.
Graham opened his mouth to speak, but Katelyn cut him off. "Colleen! We're going to go on the same canoe!"
Colleen awkwardly rubbed her arm. "Oh, but I was going to go with Gr-"
"Let's go!" Katelyn practically dragged Colleen away, leaving Graham to scowl.
Boomer, who was holding Adam's wrist, put his other arm around Graham's shoulder and smiled.
"Great." Graham said sarcastically.
Katrina awkwardly walked up to Blake. "Hey, Blake do you want to pair up?"
Blake just glared. "No, I'm going with Sherwood. He doesn't piss me off or go behind my back." Blake walked away, leaving Katrina with a look of hurt on her face.
Danny walked up and patted Katrina on her back. "Forget her, we'll pair up."
Katrina glared at the ground. "Yeah no shit! There's no one else to fucking pair up with."
Danny gritted his teeth.
Confessional Danny
He growls. "I had Katrina in the palm of my hand, but ever since she's gotten closer to Blake, I've been losing her! I need to try and get her to forget about Blake."
End Confessional
Landon smiled at Rosalina. "So uh, I guess we're partners."
Rosalina shrugged. "Well I wasn't going to go with anyone else."
"R-really?"
"Well yeah, you're really the only person I really talk to." Rosalina told him.
Confessional Landon
"Yes! Boy is it good that Rosalina feels closest to me. The only thing that could make this better is Bill Murray."
End Confessional
The contestants had pushed the canoes into the water, and were sitting in them, waiting to go.
Chris held up a gun to the sky and said, "On your marks. Get set. Go!" He shot the gun, and an eagle fell from the sky. "That's gonna warrant some angry emails."
The scene flashed to the campers on the lake, paddling their canoes.
"So…" Colleen looked awkwardly at Katelyn. "Why'd you want me to pair up with you so bad?"
"Because we're like besties!" Katelyn said.
"I know, but I was kinda hoping to go with Graham." Colleen said. "We did just get together."
Katelyn rolled her eyes. "Oh honey, you know you can do so much better."
Colleen took offense to this. "Excuse me?"
"Well obviously Graham is a complete loser, and you're just so pretty and popular." Katelyn said, flicking her wrist. "You're way too good for him."
"So?" Colleen exclaimed. "I like Graham for Graham!"
"So you admit you're too good for him!" Katelyn smirked.
"What no-"
"Besides, Steven has a thing for you." Katelyn said. "Steven freaking Oreland! You know how many girls would kill for that."
"That's nice and all, but I'm not interested in him." Colleen said.
Katelyn rolled her eyes. "Yet you're interested in some loser nobody?"
Colleen furrowed he brow. "Who cares if he's not famous? I like him for him, like I said."
Katelyn just sighed. "You'll come around eventually."
Confessional Colleen
"I just don't get Katelyn. I mean shouldn't she just let me be happy?"
End Confessional
Adam, Graham, and Boomer rowed onto the screen. Adam, was still looking down, and was barely doing any work.
"You know it'd be nice for some effort." Graham sarcastically said.
"Why, I'd probably just be a hindrance." Adam mumbled.
"Hey, don't be so sad!" Boomer said. "You've been down since the camping challenge. You need to perk up and start having some fun!"
"That's true." Graham said. "Why did you even run off the other day?"
Adam's eyes started welling with tears. "I-I was going to talk to Juliette about her b-being Cheryl Cooper a-and she went off on me… Sh-she called me useless."
Graham and Boomer frowned. "Why does our team have all the entitled bitches?" Boomer asked.
"Adam, ignore her." Graham said. "You're not useless."
"Yes I am…" Adam said, looking down.
"No you're not." Graham told him. "Juliette-Cheryl-whoever she wants to be is just a mean bitch who doesn't know what she's talking about."
Adam didn't say anything.
"Look, just ignore her." Graham said.
"O-ok…"
The scene flashed to Rosalina and Landon. They were ahead of their whole team, mostly due to Rosalina.
The FBI hopeful smirked. "If we keep this up, we may be able to keep our winning streak."
"That'd be awesome!" Landon said. "Especially cuz in this game if you're not first, you're last!"
"You really like movies don't you?" Rosalina asked.
"Yup! I've seen all sorts of movies!" Landon told her. "I want to become a movie critic when I get older."
"That's sure an interesting job." Rosalina said.
"Not as interesting as the FBI." Landon said. "What made you decide that?"
Rosalina shrugged. "It's just a dream I've had since I was a kid."
"That's so cool you're still following your dream."
"Likewise." Rosalina responded.
"You know, you really amaze me." Landon told her.
Rosalina's eyes widened. She wasn't sure what to say. "Uh... e-enough talk, we need to focus on the challenge."
Landon's smile turned into a frown as Danny and Katrina rowed onto screen.
Physical activity wasn't Katrina's strong suit, but she was determined.
"Not that I don't appreciate this new set determination, but where did this come from?" Danny asked.
"None of your business." Katrina stated.
"Not the answer I was looking for." Danny responded. He tried keeping his voice calm, but his expression showed agitation.
Confessional Danny
"I don't get it!" He exclaimed. "I had Katrina wrapped around my finger, but now she's back to being her obnoxious self. I need to get my control over her back… but how?"
End Confessional
Confessional Katrina
"I need to make sure we win this challenge so I guarantee Blake's safety. I can't let her leave until I explain myself and what I did."
End Confessional
All of a sudden, a strong fog rolled in, which confused some of the contestants. "Was that there before?" Graham asked.
"I don't think so, but who cares, that adds an awesome creepy vibe to it!" Boomer exclaimed.
The camera panned out, and it switched to show the dreaded Boney Island. On it was a huge cliff with a skull adorned on the face of the cliff, giving it a more sinister look.
A voiceover of Chris then started saying, "You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake to Boney Island."
The contestants finally reached the shore, and they got out of their canoes.
"Did you guys see that skull?" Boomer said excitedly. "It looked so cool!"
"I-it kinda scared me." Adam muttered, rubbing his arm.
"It's not that bad." Juliette said, getting out of her canoe. Adam just looked away sadly, making Juliette to feel guilty.
"Let's just get this over with." Sherwood stated, picking up one side of his canoe with Blake holding the other side. They took off running.
The scene flashed to everyone carrying their canoes and running. The Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass were neck and neck.
Adam and Celestia were looking around nervously at all the skulls that were stuck on pegs.
All of a sudden, as the Gophers started getting a lead, a tree fell down, and stopped everyone in their tracks.
Multiple pairs of yellow eyes popped out from the bushes.
"What was that?" Hailey asked, whispering loudly.
The bushed started to rustle as giant woolly beavers appeared out from the bushed, surrounding the teams.
"Monster beavers!" Landon screamed. Everyone started screaming, and they dashed away.
Confessional Chris
"A remnant of the Pleistocene era, the woolly beaver, a day-active rodent that is from Boney Island. Oh yeah, and their meat eaters." Chris said with a wink and a chuckle.
End Confessional
The beavers chased the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers into different directions. The Screaming Gophers ran past a bear, scratching it's back on a tree. The bear gave a confused look, and put on a pair of glasses. The beavers, chasing the Screaming Gophers, ran past too, which made the bear break the glasses in half.
The gophers then halted to a stop, and Steven exclaimed. "Crap! A dead end!"
Everyone turned their heads, and realized the beavers weren't chasing them anymore. In fact, they were leaving.
"Hey looks like they're leaving!" Colleen smiled.
"A-anyone p-pack an extra pair o-of undies?" Adam asked, a blush on his face.
Everyone laughed except Adam, who muttered. "I-i-it wasn't a joke…" This caused the others to recoil in disgust.
All of a sudden, some prehistoric geese popped out of some nests. "Uh oh."
The scene flashed, and the Gophers were shown running away from the geese now.
"Someone fucking do something!" Katelyn yelled.
"I know!" Boomer exclaimed. He then took a loaf of bread out of his pocket.
"Where'd that come from?" Graham asked.
Boomer shrugged. "I felt like it."
"Shut up, and throw it already!" Rosalina commanded.
Boomer tossed the loaf on the ground, and the geese stopped to peck at it.
"It worked!" Juliette exclaimed.
The Killer Bass then ran past. "This isn't over yet!" Rosalina exclaimed. "We still need to make a fire!"
The scene flashed to the Killer Bass. They approached a fork in the road.
"What way should we go?" Hailey asked.
"I doubt it really matters." Blake grumbled.
"Left?" Toby asked. The others just shrugged, and the Killer Bass went down the left path.
The Screaming Gophers were running after them.
"I think I see the other team." Steven said.
"They're taking the path to the left." Rosalina said. "So I think we should take the right path."
"Aye aye captain!" Landon told her.
The scene flashed to the Killer Bass, just walking along the path. All of a sudden, Blake started sinking into the ground.
"Uh, what the fuck is happening?" Blake panicked.
Katrina gasped. "It's quick sand! We need to fucking do something."
"I'll get a tree branch." Danny said. He quickly grabbed a branch from a tree and broke it off. "Here,grab on!"
Blake did as she was instructed, and Danny, Sherwood, and Toby started trying to pull Blake out. It was no use as the branch slipped out of Blake's hand.
"Fuck fuck fuck!" Blake yelled. "I'm going to die!
"Why is there even quick sand here!?" Hailey exclaimed.
Confessional Chris
He chuckled. "Can you believe they fell for that? I set it up, but I wasn't expecting anyone to fall for it!"
End Confessional
Katrina frantically looked around for something to help. She then spotted a stray vine. Katrina grabbed it and tried giving the end to Blake. "Here grab this."
Blake tried, but couldn't reach. "I can't get it."
"I…"Katrina was freaking out. She then got an idea. "Grab onto me!" She then jumped into the quick sand right next to Blake.
"Katrina what are you doing?!" Celestia exclaimed.
"I'm fucking saving her." Katrina snapped. "Now grab onto me!" Katrina yelled at Blake. Blake did what she was told, and wrapped her arms around Katrina. The brainiac then tried to climb up the vine. She was barely strong enough. "I… really need… to be… stronger."
Little by little, Katrina managed to climb the rope high enough to get her and Blake out of the quick sand.
The others helped then off of the vine. Katrina was completely out of breath.
"Thanks for the save." Blake told her. Katrina just smirked in response. "But that doesn't mean I forgive you about stabbing me in the back." The brainiac smirk turned to a frown.
Blake got up off of the ground. "Let's get going."
The scene flashed to the Screaming Gophers arriving on the beach. They're eyes widened as the Killer Bass were already there, getting their supplies for their fire.
Blake and Hailey had already gotten a small fire started as Rosalina and Landon were trying to start their team's fire. "How did they do that so fast?" Landon asked.
"We just got lucky." Hailey told him.
Colleen and Juliette were shown gathering twigs. Boomer walked past them looking in the trees for their sap. He then stumbled and fell into a bush.
"Ow." Boomer groaned, holding his head. He then noticed a small wooden carving sitting on the ground. "Cool!" Boomer picked the carving up and smiled at it.
A flashback was shown of Chris telling the campers about the cursed objects on the island. Then Boomer running onto the scene asking what he missed.
The Killer Bass were making progress on their fire. Celestia and Sherwood put more twig onto the fire as Toby brought an actual tree branch.
Meanwhile, the Gophers weren't doing as well. Their fire was still quite small.
"Ugh, how are we going to win if we can't get our fire any bigger?" Katelyn scoffed.
"Leave that to me." Boomer said confidentially.
"And what exactly do you plan on doing?" Katelyn asked with a venomous tone.
"I plan on using this!" Boomer said, holding up a ball of yellow goop.
"What exactly is that?" Rosalina asked.
"A mixture of tree sap and sage!" Boomer said. "Trust me, this will get the fire going. You may want to step back." He smirked wickedly as everyone took a couple steps away from the fire. "If there's one thing I know it's how to make things explode."
Steven's eyes widened. "Wait, expl-" He was cut off when Boomer threw the ball of sap into the fire, which made it flare up, making a sort of explosion.
"We have our fire building winner!" Chris said from a helicopter.
The Gophers cheered.
"Uh… guys." Graham pointed to the canoes, which were up in flames.
"What no!" Steven exclaimed. "How are we going to get back now?"
Katelyn glared and pointed her finger into Boomer's chest. "This is your fault you fucking freak!"
"I was helping us win the challenge." Boomer snapped back.
"Well now we have no way of getting back!" Katelyn yelled. "And as soon as the other team builds a big enough fire, they're going to beat us!"
"Katelyn calm down." Colleen said, getting in the middle of the two. "He didn't mean it."
"I don't care! He ruined this for us!" Katelyn snapped.
"Hey, it's all of our faults." Landon butted in. "We shouldn't have put the canoes so close to the fire."
Katelyn calmed down a little. "Still, how do you expect us to get back to the island?"
"W-we could swim." Adam shyly suggested.
"That's actually a good idea, good job Adam." Juliette told the geek, putting her hand on his shoulder. Adam didn't look at her, and shook her hand off of his shoulder, making Juliette give him a guilty look.
Confessional Juliette
"Okay, Screaming at Adam really gave me a guilty conscience." The popular girl rubbed her arm. "And with Steven saying I seem two-faced…maybe I should just give up the act." She shook her had. "I don't know!"
End Confessional
"Great." Katelyn said sarcastically. "Now my clothes are going to get all wet."
Rosalina rolled her eyes. "Just get over it. Look, if we're going to swim, we need to get a move on!"
"Fine let's go." Graham said.
The scene flashed to the Gophers in the lake, all of them swimming. The camera panned over to the Killer Bass, whose fire was growing quickly.
"We may be able to leave soon." Celestia said.
"I'll get the canoes ready." Sherwood said.
"I'll come too." Hailey added.
Blake added a couple log planks, which she cut up with her chainsaw. After a couple seconds, Danny smiled and said. "I think that's it."
"Bass, you're ready to get a move on!" Chris said, still in his helicopter.
"Move, move, move!" Katrina exclaimed.
The scene flashed. The Screaming Gophers were almost to the shore, but the Killer Bass in their canoes were catching up quickly.
"Guys we need to hurry!" Steven exclaimed. "They're gaining on us."
"I'm going as fast as I can!" Graham snapped.
All of a sudden, the Bass rowed past the gophers, and they made it to shore just before the gophers could.
"The Killer Bass finally win!" Chris exclaimed. The Killer Bass cheered.
"We finally won!" Celestia smiled.
The wet Gophers walked up onto the shore, all looking worn out. "
"We lost?" Colleen asked, crestfallen.
"All that effort for nothing." Graham groaned.
"Hey, swimming was kinda fun, huh?" Boomer smiled. He received glares from Katelyn, Steven, Graham, and Rosalina. "What?"
"If you haden't set the canoes on fire, we'd have won!" Katelyn exclaimed.
Boomer frowned at her. "I was just trying to help! And if it weren't for me, we wouldn't have gotten pas the fire part!"
Katelyn just rolled her eyes. "Oh what ever fire freak."
Confessional Katelyn
"Ugh I hate that freak." Katelyn crossed her arms. "But lucky for him, I have bigger fish to fry."
End Confessional
Katelyn walked up to her usual two people to try and manipulate, Rosalina and Landon.
"Hello Katelyn." Rosalina said.
"Hey, so I wanted to discuss elimination." The popular girl said.
Rosalina raised an eyebrow. "I thought it was obvious to get rid of Boomer."
"Maybe, but I think there is someone else we can get rid of. Someone who isn't as useful. I mean as much as I don't like him, fire freak does help us out in challenges." Katelyn explained.
"Like who?" Landon asked.
Katelyn whispered the name to them, and Landon's eyes widened.
Rosalina thought about it. "Well, I do see where you're coming from."
"Great! I expect a good choice from you guys." Katelyn said, walking off.
"Rosalina, I think we should just vote for her." Landon said. "I don't trust her."
"Look, she isn't the best to be around, but she is pretty smart. Besides, we can take her out anytime. We might not get another chance to take the other one out for a long time." Rosalina explained.
Landon just signed.
Confessional Landon
"I… I don't know if I'm going to vote with Rosalina on this one." Landon rubbed his arm awkwardly. "But at the same time, we're getting a lot closer to each other, and if I keep her happy, maybe she'll go out with me." Landon said hopefully. He then groaned. "Oh Bill Murray, please help me!"
End Confessional
Adam was sitting at the lake, throwing rocks into the water.
Katelyn grabbed him by the arm aggressively. "Listen here, you will vote for who I will tell you to vote for."
"Ah, o-ok!" Adam squealed.
The scene flashed to nighttime. A wolf was herd howling in the distance as the scene flashed to the campfire ceremony.
"And now, the anxiety inducing marshmallow ceremony!" Chris smirked. "When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow.
"Colleen." The ditsy girl smiled and grabbed her marshmallow.
"Rosalina. Landon." The Rosalina smiled at Landon, who returned a shaky smile.
"Steven." The heartthrob smirked.
"Juliette, Adam." Adam made sure to not give any eye contact with Juliette as they both got their marshmallows.
Boomer, Graham, and Katelyn were the last without marshmallows.
"Boomer." Chris said. The wild child, Graham, and Colleen gave surprised looks.
"One last marshmallow." Chris said. "The person who doesn't get it will walk the dock of shame, and take a ride on the boat of losers. Whose it gonna be?"
Graham and Katelyn glared at each other. As Colleen looked on with complete dread.
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"Katelyn." The snobby teen gave an evil smirk before collecting her marshmallow.
Graham just sighed. "Figures."
"Graham no!" Colleen exclaimed, running up and hugging her boyfriend tightly.
"This sucks." Graham sighed. He then looked Colleen in the eyes. "Look Colleen, don't shut down like you did when your brother was eliminated." Graham told her. "You… you need to stay strong."
"I will Graham! I promise." Colleen replied before the two kissed.
When they broke apart, Graham had a dopey smile on his face. "Being able to kiss you almost makes up for losing out on $100,000… Wow that was cheesy."
Colleen just giggled. "Take care Graham, I'll try and win for you."
Graham smiled. "You better."
The scene flashed to Graham, now on the boat of losers. Colleen was standing on the edge of the dock as the boat started driving away.
"Good luck Colleen!" Graham exclaimed.
"I'll miss you!" Colleen called out before giving a long sigh.
Confessional Colleen
She sighs. "This time, I won't spend my time moping! I'll take Graham's elimination and my brother's and make them fuel my fire to win!"
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Whoa, I was so expecting myself to get the boot. But I'm still here!" He gives a big smile before frowning. "But one of the people who was on my side to get Katelyn out is gone which sucks! I don't know what to do."
End Confessional
Confessional Katelyn
"Good thing that loser is gone." Katelyn said, flipping her hair. "I don't need Colleen to be hanging around him. Instead she needs to stay with me, Juliette, and Steven, the populars. Trust me, I doubt she really cares as much as she's letting on."
End Confessional
Reasoning: Graham was originally going to be a finalist, but I kinda felt like it was cheating since one of my best friends owns him XP But he was still planning to make merge. It wasn't until writing his and Colleen's hook-up last chapter for me to realize that… he really doesn't have anything else. I mean yeah the alliance with Boomer, but I feel that isn't entirely enough to keep him from going into the background and keeping others from getting more screen-time. Still I'm proud with his character. He hooked up with a nice girl, and while it's not as apparent I personally feel he came out of his shell more by the end of his run. So with a heavy heart, I eliminate Graham. Sorry xXRocketShark216Xx don't hurt me XD
Welp here we have it another chapter. I wanted to take my time with this one as I thought last chapter felt too rushed imo. So let's talk about some of this chapter. Yes, I'm keeping the cursed plot line. I really enjoyed it. Originally I was going to make Colleen grab it, but I like the idea of Boomer getting it more. And with both, I kinda feel Graham being the one eliminated makes sense. I mean he's Colleen's boyfriend and Boomer's ally. And Katelyn is really starting to become even more of an antagonist than I originally planned her to be. Like, I was not trying to make her as… forceful? Idk if that's the word to use. But anyway, I hope you liked the chapter! Until next time! R&R ~CV
Votes:
Adam- Graham
Boomer- Katelyn
Colleen- Boomer
Graham- Katelyn
Juliette- Graham
Katelyn- Graham
Landon- Katelyn
Rosalina- Graham
Steven- Graham
Graham- 5 votes
Katelyn- 3 votes
Boomer- 1 vote
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham Audition: *tape begins. We open up to Graham, who is standing in his bedroom, holding a small camcorder while staring into the lens.*
Graham: "Is this thing on...? Yeah, I think it's on. Hello, whoever the heck is watching this. My name is Graham Ulry! I'm sixteen years old, and I would like to be on Total Drama. So, in order to convince you to pick me, I'm gonna tell you some things about me...I guess a good way to do that would be to tour my room... let's check out my shelves, that's a good place to start..."
*turns camera around and walks over to a shelf, pointing the camera at the top shelf, where several figurines can be seen.*
"First up, we have my collectibles. This shelf is where I keep my figures, specifically, my SH Figuarts. These are all the riders from Kamen Rider Gaim, my favorite show ever. Of all time. We've got Gaim, Baron, Ryugen...hate that guy... we've got Zangetsu, Gridon, Kurokage, Bravo, Knuckle, Zangetsu Shin, Duke, Marika, Sigurd, we've got everyone, really. These cost me a lot, but I work hard at my job, so why not? Alright, moving on."
*lowers camera to the second shelf. A strange belt buckle esque device can be seen, with an orange themed trinket resembling a padlock sitting next to it.*
"Over here we have my Sengoku Driver, this is the pride and joy of my collection here. This is the main transformation device for the riders in Kamen Rider Gaim... the ones who aren't assholes, anyway. And right next to it we have a Lockheed, the Orange Lockheed, actually. These are basically what lets them transform and allows Toei, the company who makes the show, to make a bunch of money off the little kids who watch it over in Japan. Anyway they make really cool sounds and stuff, like when you do this..."
*Graham presses a button on the side of the Lockseed, causing the lock portion to open up and a voice to say "Orange!" in a Japanese accent. closing it, he sets it down before continuing*
"So, yeah...that's enough of that shelf..."
*moving to the third shelf, we can see several DVDs, all of which are anime*
"So here we have all my anime DVDs, these are all the shows I'm in to. I've got the basics, like DBZ, Pokemon, Digimon. It's not until you move further to the right where you get to all the greats. Soul Eater, Toradora, Devil is a Part-Timer, and of course, my favorite anime of all time, Fullmetal Alchemist 2003. In fact, I love FMA so much that..."
*panning the camera, he shows his bed. Framed on the wall above his headboard is a poster depicting Alphonse Elric, his favorite character from the series* "...I have the poster...anyway, you get the idea, there's not really much else I can show you. Videogames. Some manga. Some books. Comics, Nerf guns, simple stuff, really. I guess I should move on now...as a contestant on Total Drama, I could bring a lot to the table, in my humble opinion. I'm pretty smart...some even go as far as to call me a genius...I'm not the BEST at socializing, but I can get along...kinda...I'm not much of a team player, but as long as no one pushes my buttons, I'll be fine. I know a little bit about everything, so I could be of use there. That's...really it, I don't have much else to say. Pick me, I guess? I don't know. Truth be told, I'm just kinda looking for a change of pace. There's only so many times I can re-watch Kamen Rider Gaim and FMA without getting bored of life, really, and I think being on the show could be a good experience for me. I'd get away for awhile, compete in some challenges, die, maybe...? I don't know, it is kinda likely being on Total Drama...I might even make some friends."
*smirking, Graham chuckles, which soon turns into a full blown laugh. Taking a deep breath, he continues*
"Sorry, I was just laughing at how ridiculous that sounds. No one likes me and likely, no one ever will...anyway, that's it, I guess. Consider me for the show...or not, I don't really care. I'll be forced to go to camp somewhere either way. See ya."
*Graham presses a button on the camcorder, ending the audition tape*