The scene opens up to the usual setup of Chris McLean standing on the Dock of Shame, about to recap the last episode.
"Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams sent out on a canoe trip to the deadly Boney Island. Katrina ended up saving Blake who had a near death experience with some quicksand. Too bad, that didn't even make Blake forgive her for voting out her sister. Good try brah. There were winners, and there were losers. Specifically the Gopher's winning streak finally ended. Not liking the relationship between Colleen and Graham, Katelyn schemed to get the otaku eliminated. And he was. However, one Gopher may have secretly done something pretty crazy when he brought back a souvenir from Boney Island. Will Boomer live to regret his creepy voodoo thing? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total Drama Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene pans in to a beautiful morning. A small bunny was just hopping its way around when all of a sudden a large shadow was cast down near it. The bunny looked up, and hopped away. The shadow was then shown to have come from Chris's helicopter.
Chris winked and gave the camera thumbs up before flying over the cabins.
Sherwood jumped up at the sound, and he banged his head on the upper bunk. He grabbed his head, and glared at the top bunk. "Lovely." The standalone guy muttered sarcastically.
Toby and Danny groggily woke up.
Over with the female gophers, Colleen groaned before sitting up. Her hair was a mess. "What year is it?"
"Someone had a good sleep." Rosalina commented. "I'm surprised you aren't crying over your boyfriend's elimination like you did your brother's.
"For your info, I told Graham I'd be strong. Right after you voted him out." Colleen replied, her tone full of sass.
"You realize I wasn't the only one right?" Rosalina asked.
"I know, but you had to have been one of them." Colleen said. "I'm not real sure who else."
Rosalina raised an eyebrow. "Well why don't you ask-"
"Colleen!" Katelyn interrupted. "Why don't you go take a bath to help wake yourself up?"
Colleen hummed. "That's a good idea. I definitely need one." The ditsy girl grabbed a towel, and walked out of the cabin.
"What was that?" Juliette asked Katelyn. "You just cut Rosalina off."
"Yes, because Colleen can't know I voted Graham out." Katelyn said. "She'll be so ticked."
"You should've thought of that before voting off her boyfriend... and her brother." Rosalina told her before walking out of the cabin. Katelyn rolled her eyes at the FBI hopeful.
The scene flashed to Adam, sitting alone at the beach. He was drawing in the sand with a stick when Juliette walked up, and sat down next to him.
"Hi." Juliette greeted.
Adam just looked away.
"Look, I wanted to say something." Juliette told him.
"S-so it's ok for you to talk, b-but I'm not allowed to." Adam muttered.
"That's what I want to talk about." Juliette answered. "I want to explain myself."
Adam finally looked at her, waiting for Juliette to continue.
"So… I'm guessing the thing you were going to talk to me about was if I was Cheryl Cooper." Juliette stated.
"H-how did you know?"
"I overheard you talk about it with Colin and Graham." Juliette answered. She then took a deep breath. "It's true. I am Cheryl."
"But… w-why did you not want to t-talk about it?" Adam asked.
"Because… back home, I'm pretty well known. My family is quite rich, which isn't a secret." Juliette explained. "My sister and my so called 'friends' think that the only way rich popular girls should act is to be snobby and mean spirited. But, that's not really me at all."
"Well... why h-hide it?" Adam asked.
"Because they just intimidate me into it." Juliette told him. "The real me is Cheryl, even though she's my alter ego. I hate being a mean bitch, and I hate people who are like that, like Katelyn, but I put on this front because I'm so afraid of what my sister and those other girls will do." Juliette let out a deep breath. "I'm not expecting you to forgive me, but I really am sorry for the things I said. I went to far, and once I saw how hurt you were… I just felt so shitty. You didn't deserve that."
And awkward silence fell between the two before Adam said, "Che- Juliette… I… I forgive you."
Juliette gave him a surprised look. "But I was so terrible to you."
Adam softly smiled. "I-I hear stuff like that all the time. But you actually came to apologize, u-unlike others."
Juliette gave Adam a kiss on the cheek, and hugged him. Adam's face turned beet red. "Thank you so much Adam."
The French got up, and started walking away before Adam called out to her. "J-juliette!"
"Yeah?"
"T-try being yourself more, a-and… don't care about what others say." Adam told her. "T-aking things to heart, and being af-fraid can really hurt you more that it should."
"That's really deep." Juliette said.
"I-I just speak from experience." Adam said, turning back to look at the lake. Juliette gave Adam a sad look.
The scene flashed to the campfire pit with all the contestants facing Chris, who was about to explain the challenge.
Chris asked the teens, "Are you ready for today extreme max impact challenge!"
"We are ready!" Boomer cheered.
"Incoming!" Chris yelled, throwing a can of beans at Katrina, which hit her in the head.
"OW! What the fuck asshat!?" The brainiac yelled.
"This is breakfast." Chris told the contestants, tossing a can to each of them.
"Wow, such a great breakfast." Toby sarcastically said.
"Beats Chef's shit any day." Sherwood said.
"He's not wrong." Hailey told Toby with a shrug.
"Today's challenge is about survival." Chris explained. "We're going hunting." Chris then held up a green paintball gun.
Rosalina smirked. "Great, a challenge I can dominate!"
"Wait, isn't that a paintball gun?" Blake asked.
"Why yes, yes it it." Chris said. He then shot Katrina with it.
"What the fuck!?" Katrina yelled, causing Blake and Chris to smirk.
"So… we won't kill anything?" Celestia asked.
"Negetory." Chris answered. "This is the first ever paintball deer hunt!"
"I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods." Chris said. "So finish breaky."
He was met with a loud burp as everyone gave a disgusted look from the source.
Boomer's face was covered in beans. He noticed the looks he was getting. "What?"
The scene flashed, and both teams were facing Chris, who was standing in from of a board with three green paintball guns and four red ones, and a large wooden chest.
"Now for the team break downs." Chris said. "The Killer Bass hunters are Blake, Sherwood, and Celestia." He tossed the three the green guns. "Locked and loaded with bass blue paint. And using orange paint are the gopher hunters: Adam, Juliette, Colleen, and Landon." He tossed the red guns to them.
"You guys also get these stylin glasses, and these wicked camo caps!" Chris said, wearing a set of orange protective glasses, and a camouflage hat.
"Wait, what about the rest of us?" Rosalina asked. "Why can't I be a hunter?"
"I was getting to that." Chris said. "The rest of you are deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little white tails." Chris held up fake deer antlers, a small red nose, and he turned around to show he had a small fluffy deer tail on.
"I don't know how I feel about that." Steven said.
"I am not wearing that!" Rosalina told Chris.
"Take these off, and your team is toast." Chris told them, putting the gear on Rosalina.
Rosalina just glared.
"Hey come on." Landon told Rosalina. "You look kinda cute." The movie nerd blushed.
"I, uh, do?" Rosalina said awkwardly, also slightly blushing.
"Yeah."
"Thanks." The two smiled at each other before the scene flashed.
Toby, Hailey, Katrina, and Danny, now wearing deer antlers, a red nose, and a tail, were walking through the woods.
"At least we get a head start!" Danny said. "That was nice of Chris."
"Never knew Chris could be nice." Toby remarked.
"Tell me about it." Katrina muttered, still rubbing her head.
"Hey guys, I think it may be better if we split up." Hailey suggested. "That way if we're found, they won't get all of us."
"Great idea Hailey." Danny told her. "Katrina and I will go more towards the north side of the island."
"Sounds like a plan." Toby said.
Confessional Hailey
"To be honest, the main reason I wanted to split up is because I wanted Toby's input on what I should do about what Bridget told me to do. Toby is a really trustworthy guy."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the gopher deer. Rosalina was feeling quite uncomfortable in her getup, while Steven and Katelyn just looked annoyed. Boomer on the other hand was enjoying himself.
"This is probably the single most embarrassing thing I've ever had to wear." Steven said.
"Honestly, still not as bad as the pink." Rosalina said.
"Psh, you guys are being stick in the muds. Learn to enjoy it." Boomer told the others. He just got glares in return. "Well sheesh, tough crowd. I'll just go then." With those words Boomer pranced off.
Katelyn sat down on a tree stump, and started filing her nails.
"You coming?" Steven asked.
Katelyn scoffed. "No. I'm waiting for Juliette and Colleen. That way I can join up with them and they can protect me with their guns."
"Suit yourself." Rosalina said. The FBI hopeful walked away with Steven following.
The scene flashed to the Killer Bass hunters.
"Alright, it's time to go bag some Gopher deer." Blake said.
Celestia just hesitantly looked at her gun.
"What's wrong with you?" Blake asked.
"I don't know how I feel about being a hunter." Celestia said. "I'm all about helping others heal, not causing them pain."
Sherwood just rolled his eyes. "The paintballs don't hurt that bad."
Celestia looked down. "But still…"
"Just get over it, and get a move on." Blake said, starting her trek into the woods. Sherwood followed, leaving Celestia by herself.
The pushover sighed. "I wish Toby was here."
The scene cut to the Gopher hunters. They were excited to get started.
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I'm all out of bubble gum." Landon recited.
Colleen giggled while Adam just smiled at the quote.
"You guys ready?" Juliette asked.
"Of course, let's go!" Colleen exclaimed.
"I might go off on my own." Landon said.
"You sure?" Colleen asked.
Landon nodded. "Yup. I wanna Kill Bill this shit today, except with a gun." The movie nerd then took off in one direction, while Adam, Juliette, and Colleen went the opposite way.
The scene flashed, and Sherwood was in the woods searching for someone to shoot. He didn't want to not get any shots, and be blamed if his team lost.
All of a sudden a loud fart rang out from behind a bush.
Sherwood quickly cringed in disgust. "That is revolting." His eyes shot open once he realized something. "Wait, that smells like beans." Realizing what that meant, he walked over to the bush. He pushed the branches back, and there was Boomer, taking a dump.
"Oh god." Sherwood exclaimed, looking away and covering his nose. "What the fuck?"
Boomer raised an eyebrow. "What? You gotta go, you gotta go."
"Just go to the restrooms." Sherwood told the wild child, putting his finger on the trigger. But since he wasn't looking he managed to miss Boomer.
"Whoa!" Boomer exclaimed. He then jumped up and scuttled away as quickly as he could with his pants around his ankles.
Sherwood realizing he didn't hit Boomer gave a low growl. "You've have got to be kidding me."
Confessional Sherwood
He shudders in disgust. "Every time I close my eyes, I see that horrifying image. Why couldn't there be normal people here?"
End Confessional
The scene cut to Hailey and Toby in the woods.
Hailey started to awkwardly twiddle with her fingers. "Hey Toby, can I ask you a question?"
"No, you're absolutely unable to ask me a question." Toby said sarcastically before chuckling. "Of course."
"Well, something has been tearing at my mind." Hailey explained. "Back when Bridget was on the island, he told me something super personal. And when he was eliminated, he told me to tell Chris about it."
"Why would he tell you to ask Chris?" Toby inquired.
"Because it pertains to Chris." Hailey explained. "But I don't know if it's my place to actually say something. I mean, what if Bridget said that in the heat of the moment?"
Toby thought for a second before replying. "Well, I think if Bridget trusted you enough to tell you, he trusts you enough to tell Chris for him."
"I see." Hailey muttered. The girl then chuckled. "Y'know it's weird. Bridget and I only knew each other for about a week. Talked to each other for less than that, but I still have this really strong bond with him."
"Maybe you guys are soulmates?" Toby suggested.
"Probably just the friend version though." Hailey chuckled. "Bridget is gay, and I don't have romantic feelings for him, just friendship."
"Well no matter what, I think it's cool you have someone like that." Toby said.
Hailey smiled to herself. "Me too."
The scene flashed to the two popular girls and the geek walking tiredly through the woods. They finally stumbled upon Katelyn.
"Wow, I thought you guys got lost." Katelyn said.
"Why are you just sitting here?" Colleen asked.
"I was waiting to join up with you guys." Katelyn explained. "Now if someone finds me, you guys can shoot them with your paintball guns."
"W-wouldn't that… uh be ag-gainst the rules?" Adam asked meekly. Despite feeling more comfortable with Juliette, and to a lesser extent Colleen, Katelyn still terrified him.
Katelyn scoffed. "Um hello! Do you see a damn rule book you stupid loser."
Adam shrunk back. "N-no."
"Then shut the fuck up! No one likes you!" Katelyn yelled.
Colleen gave Katelyn a worried look. "Katelyn, don't you think that's a little me-"
"No, do you really want to know who no one likes?" Juliette asked Katelyn, glaring at the bitch. "You're the one no one likes Katelyn!"
This took Katelyn back. "Juliette where did that come from?"
"I'm done." Juliette stated. "I'm done pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not some mean rich, snobby, bitchy, popular girl. No, that's you!" Juliette exclaimed pointing at Katelyn. "I hate to be mean to people who don't deserve it! And you know what? Colin didn't deserve it, Graham didn't deserve it, Boomer doesn't deserve it, and Adam especially doesn't deserve it!"
"What has gotten into you?" Katelyn asked, becoming freaked out by Juliette's outburst.
"Years of having to be a bitch against my will, years of having to be rude to people for no reason, weeks of having to pretend to be friends with you!" Juliette yelled, letting out all her pent up anger.
Colleen put her hand on Juliette's shoulder. "Juliette, try to calm down a little, please."
"No Colleen, I'm sorry, but I can't!" Juliette told her. "But I have to ask, why do you still stay as Katelyn's friend when she has been nothing but mean to almost everyone?"
"Because, I still get along with her." Colleen weakly said. "And… I mean, I try to see the good in everyone, Katelyn has that somewhere."
"No she doesn't Colleen." Juliette told her.
"Juliette, that's going a little overboard." Colleen said.
"Yet everything Katelyn has done isn't?" Juliette asked. "Colleen, she mercilessly insulted people, ones with low self esteem. And you think she cares about you? She doesn't!"
"That is a lie!" Katelyn exclaimed, standing up. "I do care for Colleen, and I cared for you up until you decided to blow up for no reason!"
"If you care for Colleen so much, you wouldn't have been the puppet master behind the eliminations of her brother and her boyfriend!" Juliette said.
Katelyn's eyes widened as Colleen gasped. "You planned those!?"
Katelyn put her hands up defensively. "Look, Colleen I can ex-"
"She did." Juliette said. "She's the one who told everyone to vote them off, and she made me not tell you."
"I-I-I can conf-firm that." Adam quietly said. The entire outburst was scaring him. "K-katelyn th-threatened me t-to vote Graham."
Colleen looked at Katelyn with a hurt expression. "How… how could you?"
"Colleen, I was just doing what was best for the team!" Katelyn defended.
"Really? Or did you just not like them because they weren't 'good looking' or 'popular?'" Colleen asked angrily.
Katelyn winced. "That's-"
"No, I'm not going to hear it." Colleen exclaimed, angrily waking away.
Katelyn glared at Juliette, who sent it right back to her. "Oh it's on."
As the scene cut, Steven was walking through the woods alone. He wasn't really doing anything note worthy, but all of a sudden. Blake jumped out from behind some trees, which frightened Steven.
"Sup Bambi." Blake smirked. "Ready to become dinner?"
"Whoa there!" He then got an idea. He gave Blake a seductive look. "C'mon, how could you shoot this?" Steven then took off his shirt revealing his abs.
Blake looked at him unamused, and just shot him in the gut anyway.
"Ow! Hey." Steven whined, clutching his stomach.
"Nice try pretty boy, but I'm a lesbian." Blake said. "Now go away, I have some more fuckers to shoot."
Confessional Steven
"Blake is getting way too into this."
End Confessional
Boomer, now with his pants pulled up, was continuing to run away from Sherwood.
Sherwood tried shooting some more paintballs at the green haired guy, but Boomer numbly dodged them all.
Confessional Sherwood
"The only reason I'm chasing this buffoon is just so I won't get blamed if my team loses. We don't exactly have the best track record. Maybe if the idiots I'm stuck with were to actually not be terrible we'd win more.
End Confessional
Sherwood chased Boomer to the dock of shame. Once Boomer was trapped, he looked back at Sherwood, who took aim. Sherwood pulled the trigger. Boomer tried to jump out of the way, but he wasn't quick enough.
"Damn it!" Boomer whined. "GG dude!"
Sherwood just ignored Boomer, and walked off.
"Well then." Boomer said sounding offended. "Someone's grumpy."
The scene switched to Landon. He was trying to be sneaky, and making different poses, aiming his paintball gun everywhere.
Landon chuckled to himself. "Man, if only I could find a deer… or Rosalina, that'd be nice. I need a Dana to my Dr. Pete Venkman."
All of a sudden some bushes started rustling.
Landon smiled. "Bingo."
The movie nerd took aim, and fired multiple paintballs at the bush.
A soft growl was heard, and a large brown bear appeared from the bush. There was some paint spots on it, and it was giving Landon a death glared.
Landon gulped as he wet his pants. "Mommy."
The bear roared loudly in Landon's face, the force being so powerful as to rip his shirt off, it then swiped at Landon.
The scene switched back to Adam, Juliette, and Katelyn.
Katelyn glared at Juliette, who sent it right back to her. "Oh it's on."
"Bring it." Juliette said.
Katelyn snatched Adam's paintball gun, and shot Juliette in the chest with it.
"Ow my Boob!" Juliette exclaimed, clutching the area she was shot at. Juliette shot back at Katelyn, hitting her in the calf.
"Charlie horse!" Katelyn exclaimed. She then fell over in pain.
Celestia popped out from behind a bush, and saw the three Gophers.
"Oh no." Celestia muttered with a shaky tone. "You can do this Celestia."
Celestia raised her paintball gun. She nervously put her finger on the trigger. Celestia closed her eyes, and pulled the trigger.
"OW! What the fuck!?"
Celestia opened her eyes, and she saw that she hit Katelyn in the head.
Katelyn looked at where the paintball came from. She glared at Celestia, which made the albino girl shudder in fear.
"What the fuck is wrong with you brace face!?" Katelyn yelled.
"I'm sorry!" Celestia squealed.
"She's just doing her part of the challenge." Juliette told Katelyn.
"No one asked you." Katelyn replied, shooting Juliette again.
"Ow!" The two popular girls started getting into a paint war, shooting each other relentlessly. Adam recoiled in fear, also getting hit with some of the paintballs.
Celestia just awkwardly looked at what was going on, and slowly slide down back into the bush.
The loud speaker turned on, and Chris's voice rang out. "Attention human wildlife and hunters! Please report back to camp. It's time to show you hides and tally up the scores."
Rosalina walked to the camp looking bored. "Geez, this was such a boring challenge. I wasn't found once."
She then noticed Landon who was covered in bandages, and in a wheelchair. "Landon? What happen?" Rosalina asked, running over to him.
"I uh… had a little incident with a bear." Landon said sheepishly.
"Are you going to be ok?" Rosalina asked.
"I think." Landon answered.
Chris then spoke. "Well, that's his fault for trying to shoot a bear. But, let's get to the tallying…" Chris looked at the contestants. For the Gophers Adam, Juliette, Boomer, Katelyn, and Steven had paint on them. "Well, it's pretty obvious that the gophers lost."
"What makes you say that?" Boomer asked.
"You're kidding right?" Chris asked. "Everyone but Rosalina and Colleen has paint on them. Even people who aren't even deer."
"True." Boomer nodded.
"Bass, you are our winners! And you're off to a hunting camp shindig." Chris said. The Killer Bass started cheering at their victory. "Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony… again."
The scene then flashed to the dreaded campfire ceremony.
"What the hell is wrong with you people?" Katelyn asked. "We're heading back to loserville because you all decided to suck. I just can't wait to see that trader Juliette get eliminated." Katelyn sent a glare to the French girl, who shot it back.
Confessional Colleen
"As much as I wanted to vote off Katelyn for getting Colin and Graham eliminated, I just have to vote for Landon! He needs time to heal, and he won't be able to do that here."
End Confessional
Confessional Katelyn
"Obviously, I vote for Juliette! It's totally her fault we lost the challenge! Not to mention she ended up betraying me for not reason."
End Confessional
Confessional Juliette
"I know Landon is injured, but even then I'm pretty sure he's still more help than Katelyn."
End Confessional
Confessional Adam
He awkwardly rubs his arm. "I-I mean Katelyn scares me… a lot. But Landon is hurt… Then again, he could end up healing… I don't know!" The shy boy cried out.
End Confessional
"There are only seven marshmallows on this plate." Chris said. "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper-"
"Who does not receive a marshmallow must walk down the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and never return." Katelyn interrupted, feeling annoyed. "Just give me my damn marshmallow."
Chris glared at the blonde girl. "Way to ruin the moment." Chris picked up a marshmallow. "Colleen." The basic white girl smiled and caught her marshmallow.
"Boomer."
"Whoo hoo!" Boomer cheered catching his marshmallow with his mouth.
"Adam, Rosalina." The two caught their marshmallows. Adam gave a sigh of relief, but Rosalina just tossed it aside, and looked at the ground.
"Steven… and Juliette, you are safe with only one vote." Chris said, which made Katelyn gasp.
Steven and Juliette caught their marshmallows. Juliette smiled at Steven, but he didn't pay any attention to her, which made her frown.
"Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight." Chris said. Katelyn gave a dirty look to Landon before returning her gaze to Chris.
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Landon gave a nervous look.
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Katelyn stopped trying to act confident, and she looked at Chris worryingly.
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"Katelyn." Katelyn breathed a sigh of relief and caught her marshmallow. "You are all lucky that I am still here!"
"That's the farthest from the truth you can get." Juliette said.
"Why did you guys eliminate me?" Landon asked.
"Because..." Rosalina said. She walked over next to Landon. "You're hurt, and you need good treatment to heal properly."
"But, I could've stayed." Landon told her.
"Landon I'm sorry." Rosalina said awkwardly. "It was a great pleasure being on your team." Rosalina then gave Landon a quick peck on the cheek before quickly walking back to the cabin before Landon could say anything to her.
"R-Rosalina?" Landon called out. He was met with silence.
Everyone just stood in awkward silence.
"So… uh, whose going to help Landon get to the dock of shame?" Chris asked.
"I-I'll do it." Adam meekly said, raising his hand.
The scene flashed to Adam rolling Landon down the dock of shame.
"I can't believe Katelyn stayed over me." Landon told Adam, crestfallen.
"I-I'm sorry. We just… want you to feel better." Adam answered.
Landon sighed. "I know. But now I doubt I have any chance with Rosalina."
"You don't know that." Adam said. "I-I think she may like you… but, uh, sh-she just doesn't know how to deal with it."
"You think so?" Landon asked excitedly.
Adam smiled. "Yeah."
Once they got to the boat of losers, Adam and Chef got Landon onto the boat. Chef then drove it off into the distance.
Reasoning: This was kind of a last minute decision. I decided to go a different route with a certain plot, and so i needed to change the original elimination. Really though, Landon was going to leave in the trust challenge anyway. I kinda wish I got to use him a little more. Though I did have some trouble with the movie quotes. I don't watch that many movies. But it may seem I'm cutting his plot with Rosalina short, but just because he's eliminated doesn't mean it's finished.
And here's another chapter done. I'm sorry for copping out and eliminating Landon in the same way as Cody. I wasn't sure what other way to do it. So Juliett's finally cracked. Writing her and Katelyn's conflict was pretty fun, even if it was similar to Beth and Heather's. Katelyn is now on everyone's radar. She basically knows it. It's gonna interesting to write how she handles it. This chapter was fun to write, even if I did get stuck I some places. I'm not too sure if the pacing is good or not though. Idk, I always find something in my chapters. XD Also i noticed that there was a glitch with where no one would get notified about any stories. So i may end up having to pm everyone XP I hope you like! R&R ~CV
Votes:
Adam- Landon
Boomer- Katelyn
Colleen- Landon
Juliette- Katelyn
Katelyn- Juliette
Landon- Katelyn
Rosalina- Landon
Steven- Landon
Landon- 4 Votes
Katelyn- 3 votes
Juliette- 1 vote
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham
15th: Landon Audition: *The audition tape begins. The camera opens on Landon, who is sitting in a director's chair on his family's backyard deck*
Landon: *turns to the camera with a cheesy grin; think of the intro to any 80's sitcom* Hi there. Name's Landon, I almost didn't see you there. As you can see, I'm directing my very own movie!
Someone Offscreen: Landon, dear, we're taking prom photos for your older sister. You're just trying to impress these people working on that Total Drama show, aren't you?
Landon: Mom! *groans before hopping off of his chair, taking the camera off of its tripod and pointing the lens to face him as he walks back inside the house* Okay, so I wasn't making my own movie, but I will be, someday. I'm an amateur film-maker and film-enthusiast. Bill Murray is my hero. Anyway, I've spent my entire life watching all kinds of movies, and my dream is to make my own. I have an awesome script written-
Someone Offscreen: It's a generic horror script with a bootleg version of Freddy Krueger as the killer.
Landon: Tim! Why're you always ruining my audition tapes? This is like my third one!
Tim: Supposed to make your life miserable, bro. That's what older brothers are for. *gives Landon a noogie*
Landon: *sighs as he retreats to his room, placing the camera on his desk as he sits down in his desk chair, which is of course identical to the director's chair he was using outside* Okay, we're back inside. As I was saying, I've written a script for a movie called "Living Nightmare", and-
Tim: *shouts from across the hall* Even the name is generic!
Landon: Shuttup, Tim! Anyway, I have the script written, and I wanna make it into a movie, but I don't have the experience necessary to get it made, and my family can't afford to send me to film school, so I really need money like, stat. That's why I'm hoping I get accepted for your show-so I can win the money. Its a no-brainer, really. I'm not bragging, but people have found me funny my whole life. I'll be entertaining to viewers, and in turn that'll help boost ratings. And we all know TV show executives are ALL about ratings. If you want them, pick me. I'll make the viewers laugh. That's a guarantee.
Tim: *opens Landon's bedroom door and empties a bucket above his head, covering Landon in green goo*
Landon: *turns to the camera with a deadpan expression* ...He slimed me.
*Audition Tape Ends*