The camera pans in, and Chris McClean is standing on the dock of shame. With his voice back to normal, he's able to easily recap the last episode.
"Last time on Total Drama Island… The eleven surviving campers were put through Master Chief's brutal boot camp. Surprisingly, Celestia ended up getting sent to the boathouse by sergeant harshness for disorderly conduct. Another surprise was Boomer managing to get Rosalina to have a little fun, and break a few rules as the two snuck in and stole food from Me and Chef. And the FBI hopeful ended up winning her stripes for the Gophers, finally ending their losing streak! Danny managed to scheme and he tore apart the duo of Celestia and Toby with Celestia taking the boat of losers out of here. This week, the campers are going to be pushed to the extreme! Who will crack under the pressure? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene panned in, showing the landscape of the entire island. The camera pans over to inside a storage container full of bags of marshmallows. The lid opens, and the culprit is a brown bear. Before looking both ways nervously, the bear then takes a huge handful of bags. He looks over towards the cabins as a loud snore is heard.
The camera cuts to inside the Bass cabin, and the one snoring ends up being Blake. The camera cuts over to Katrina then goes to the Gopher's cabin and shows Colleen. Before finally going back to Sherwood.
An airplane is heard flying over the cabins, and Sherwood's eyes slowly open. He glares at the ceiling, and growls softly.
The camera cuts back to the bear, who is making a run for it with the marshmallows.
The scene then cuts to the contestants walking out of the cabins, all dressed. They all have tired looks on their faces.
"Incoming!" Chris yells from his helicopter. He then dives down towards the contestants.
"Hit the deck!" Boomer yells. Everyone runs away from the helicopter, not wanting to get hit.
"Yes! I can't wait to get my pilot's license!" Chris said. He then accidentally ran into the confessional, breaking the outhouse. The bear from earlier had a nervous look on his face as a couple marshmallows dropped to the ground.
Chris finally landed the airplane, and he leaned out the window. "Just flexing your muscles for today's EXTREME SPORT CHALLENGE!" Chris told the contestants, yelling into a megaphone.
The contestants covered their ears in pain.
"I long for the time when he didn't have a voice." Sherwood said.
"It's too early for this." Katrina muttered.
"This week, you'll participate in three challenges." Chris said, ignoring the two. "First up: EXTREME SOFA-BED SKYDIVING! Contestants will plummet- err skydive to a waiting sofa-bed target below. "
The side door of the helicopter opened, revealing Chef in a jumpsuit with a parachute and a helmet on. A sofa-bed with springs poking out of the mattress was on the ground in front of Chef. The burly man jumped the short distance onto the mattress, but once he landed, the bed sprang back, crushing him. Chef screamed in agony, causing Colleen and Adam to cringe.
"Of course , you'll be skydiving from 5000 feet." Chris said. "And using these." Chris pulled up two parachutes from the floor of the helicopter. He tossed them on the ground in front of the contestants, making them gasp at how worn out they looked. Chris took out a piece of paper, and said, "Our lucky contestants are… Toby and Juliette!"
The two nervously looked at each other and gulped.
"I wish you luck." Toby said to Juliette.
"Likewise." The French girl replied.
"But wait there's more!" Chris said. "The second challenge of the day is the EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!" The camera panned over to a wooden pen with an angry looking moose standing inside of it. "Contestants will rodeo ride this Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get hoofed into the giant pile of stinky socks from the lost in found." The camera panned over to show said pile of socks. Rosalina, Boomer, Danny, and Blake cringed at the smell.
"O-oh man… Th-that's so nasty." Adam cringed.
"Well it's your lucky day Adam!" Chris said, appearing next to the geek. "Because you and Sherwood will be taking on this challenge!"
"He doesn't look too bucky to me." Boomer said, getting a close look of the moose. "Hey beautiful."
The moose just hit the wild child in the face with it's hoof.
"And if there's a tie, the final challenge will be EXTREME WATER SKI RACE!" The camera flashed over to a large mud pond with a start/finish line, multiple ramps, and red and green flags. "The contestants will water ski a race course, grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line. While a member from the opposing team drives the water ski."
"How the fuck can we water ski without water?" Katrina asked.
"It's really hard." Chris smirked. "Hailey, you'll ski for Killer Bass, and Colleen, you'll ski for the Screaming Gophers."
"Awesome!" Colleen squealed.
"Now for the swag." Chris said. "Whichever team wins gets bragging rights over the other team, saved from tonight's elimination, and wins a great prize of a multi-massage mobile shower!"
The camera switched to show said shower. It was gorgeous to the campers, and Chef was sitting in front of it, playing a harp. The contestants gasped in awe.
"Can it be?" Juliette asked, staring dreamily at the shower.
"Oh it be." Chris said, smirking.
Boomer shrugged. "It isn't that great of a reward."
"Listen here, we have to win that shower!" Juliette said, getting close to Boomer. "I need it!"
Boomer just gave her a weird look. "Ok then."
Confessional Juliette
"Ok, I don't care how spoiled I sound, but it's been so long since I've had a nice shower! The ones here don't compare to the wonderful ones back home! Here, they have such terrible water pressure, and you can never get a good temperature! I really need this, to help me get through the competition."
End Confessional
"Alright campers, go eat your breaky, and report back here in 30 minutes for your extreme sports challenge!" Chris said, getting back into his helicopter, and flying the machine away, leaving everyone in his dust.
The scene flashed to the Mess Hall. Toby was sitting at the Killer Bass table, typing away on his laptop. Hailey walked over holding a tray with a bowl of 'soup.' She sat down next to her friend.
"Hey Toby, what are you doing?" Hailey asked.
"Hey, I'm just writing for my blog." Toby responded.
"How? We don't have any internet." Hailey inquired.
Toby chuckled. "I know. I'm not actually updating it. I'm just writing for it, and once I get home, I'll actually update it."
"Oh I see."
"Hey Hailey, I want to talk to you about the game." Toby said, getting serious.
"What is it?"
"Well obviously, Celestia was voted out last. And I'm kinda thinking that there's an alliance between Katrina, Danny, and Blake." Toby said.
"Really?" Hailey gasped.
"Yeah, though I'm not 100% sure if Danny is in it or if he just voted with Katrina because she's his friend." Toby scratched his chin.
Hailey furrowed her brow. "I see…"
"So I think we should maybe try and see if we can get Sherwood or maybe officially get Danny into an alliance with us." Toby told her.
"I think that's our best bet." Hailey nodded. "I can try asking them."
"Alright, great!" Toby said.
Hailey took a look at her 'soup' and grimaced. "Chef said this was soup, but I'm pretty sure it's just boiled water with literal trash in it."
"Yeah I wouldn't eat that." Toby said, resuming his typing.
"True… I'll just throw it away." Hailey went to get up, but when she picked up her tray, the bowl fell over, spilling it's contents onto Toby's laptop. "Oh my gosh!"
"My laptop!" Toby yelled. The object started to short circuit, and it went dead.
"Oh my god Toby I am so sorry!" Hailey panicked. "Oh no what have I done?"
Toby just sighed. "It's fine I guess. You didn't mean it."
"I'll go see if I can sneak some rice from the kitchen!" Hailey exclaimed, running to the kitchen.
Toby just looked at his laptop with sadness.
The camera panned over to Colleen, Juliette, and Adam. The three were sitting at their table talking.
"Omg we so need that shower!" Juliette whined. "It's been so long since I've had a decent shower."
"Tell me about it." Colleen agreed, flicking her wrist. "I need to give my hair a good wash."
"I hope we get the shower too." Adam added. "Though I-I don't know if I'm comfortable having to take one while Boomer is taking his."
"Aw is someone a little shy." Colleen teased.
"… A little." Adam blushed. "B-but I feel like he might p-prank me."
"Don't worry, I doubt he will." Juliette told the geek.
"I don't know, he was pretty ruthless on Katelyn." Colleen said.
"Yeah, but that was Katelyn." Juliette said to Colleen. She then put a reassuring arm on Adam's shoulder. "Don't worry, I'll talk to him and make sure he doesn't do anything."
Adam blushed. "Th-thanks."
"No problem." Juliette smiled. The two just continued to look at each other, which made Colleen smirk.
Confessional Colleen
"Omg! I swear those two totes have a thing for each other. Wouldn't it be so fetch if I helped them get together! I don't wanna brag, but I'm so experienced with getting people together back home. My nickname is Cupid Colleen!" She then wonders for a second. "Though all of the relationships have ended with a messy breakup…" Colleen shrugs. "Oh well, it won't happen this time."
End Confessional
The scene flashed, and Chris was in the helicopter on the ground with the contestants standing next to it. Each team had a separate couch, and Juliette and Toby had the parachutes in hand.
"Now remember: ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their teammate with the landing." Chris said.
"Good luck Juliette." Adam nervously told Juliette.
Juliette gulped. "Thanks." The French girl then started saying to her self, "Think of the shower, think of the shower, think of the shower."
"Well, we may as well get this over with." Toby said, shrugging.
The scene flashed to up in the air. The helicopter, driven by Chris was flying high. The side door opened for Juliette and Toby.
They nervously looked down, and they saw the entirety of the island.
Chris then appeared next to them, holding some papers. "Could you just fill these out?"
"What? But didn't we already sigh insurance forms at the beginning of the show?" Toby asked.
"Yeah, but these are for organ donation!" Chris said. "I have this cool cannibal challenge I want to pitch to the producers, and this will go a long way into budgeting for free props."
Juliette and Toby just gave each other creeped out looks.
"Here comes the jump!" Chris said, sliding back to the pilot's seat.
"I'm having second thoughts about this." Juliette said.
The scene flashed to the Killer Bass who were pushing their sofa-bed.
"Psst. Danny." Hailey whispered.
The 'nice' guy looked over and raised an eyebrow.
"Look, Toby and I were wondering if you maybe wanted to join an alliance with us." Hailey whispered.
"Golly for real?" Danny smiled, whispering back.
Hailey nodded.
"Well, I'm flattered." Danny whispered to her. "I'll have to think about it though."
"Ok, take as much time as you need." Hailey responded.
Confessional Danny
"Huh, so they want me in an alliance. Looks like they have no idea I was the mastermind behind Celestia's elimination." Danny smirked. "I'll probably go along with them, just to make sure I don't get a target on my back. But I'll just end up stabbing them in the back."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to back in the air. Toby looked down and gulped. "I… I don't think I can do this."
"Hey don't worry, you'll be fine." Juliette said. "I'm sure you'll hit the mattress." Juliette playfully pushed Toby, but the blogger wasn't expecting it. He then fell out of the plane, and Juliette gasped. "Oops!"
Toby kept falling and falling, completely forgetting about the parachute.
"There he is!" Blake exclaimed pointing up.
"I think he's going to land here." Hailey said. "Let's stop moving."
The others did what Hailey said, and waited for Toby to land on the mattress.
But sadly, Toby was just short of the sofa-bed, slamming into the ground. The Killer Bass cringed.
"Toby?" Hailey carfully asked.
His response was just some muffled moans coming from the blogger.
Confessional Hailey
"Oh my God! He could've died! It would've been my fault too… Oh God, I was the one who said to stop moving the couch. Oh god what's happening?"
End Confessional
Juliette gulped. "Ok, I need to do this. Just remember blue cord then red cord."
The French girl took a deep breath before jumping
"Blue!" Juliette screamed, pulling the blue cord. "Red!" She pulled the red cord right after, and her parachute came out. "Phew."
The scene flashed to the Gophers on the beach, pushing their sofa-couch.
"So Adam, I've noticed that someone has a little crush." Colleen told the geek, nudging him.
"Wh-what?" Adam asked.
"Look, I so totally know you're crushing on Juliette, and I think it's totes cute!" Colleen said.
Adam blushed. "I-I'm not that good at hiding c-crushes."
"It's fine! Because I so think she digs you too." Colleen said.
"R-really!?"
"Yup!" Colleen responded. "And I think you should so ask her out."
"I-I don't know…" Adam shyly said to Colleen. "I-I'm too shy, and she really like Steven."
Colleen rolled her eyes. "Who needs Steven? He's with Katelyn anyway."
"Colleen, look thanks for trying to help, but… I don't know if I can…" Adam said.
"Quit dily-dalying, and push harder!" Rosalina commanded, butting into their conversation.
"Ah s-s-sorry!" Adam squealed. He and Colleen dropped the conversation, and started to focus on the challenge.
"Here she comes!" Rosalina exclaimed. The Gophers pushed their sofa-bed quicker, and they managed to catch Juliette right at the last second.
The Gophers cheered.
"I… I'm ok!" Juliette cheered. All of a sudden, the sofa-bed sprang back, trapping Juliette inside.
The other Gophers looked shocked at first, but then awkwardly walked away whistling innocently.
The scene flashed to Chris flying by. He said into his megaphone, "Gophers win, Bass lose! 1-0"
Chef then rolled Toby, who was all bandaged up, on a gurney past the Bass.
"Nice going Toby." Katrina said, rolling her eyes. "You completely missed the mark."
"Toby, are you ok?" Hailey asked.
"Yeah… I'm just waiting to get reboned..." Toby muttered before being rolled away.
The scene flashed to Chris speaking in his megaphone again. "Ok cowfolks, let's start the Rodeo Moose Challenge!"
"This shouldn't be too hard." Sherwood said, looking at the moose.
"Oh hey Sherwood, befor you go onto the moose, I need to ask you a question." Hailey awkwardly said.
"What?"
"Well, Toby and I were hoping you would want to be in an alliance with us." Hailey said.
"I don't do alliances." Sherwood said. This cause Hailey to frown. The Standalone guy then got up onto the moose. "Better get this over with."
Confessional Sherwood
"Since my idiot team already lost the first challenge, I actually had to make sure I won this second one. Because if I didn't, I'd more than likely get blamed for losing the challenge."
End Confessional
Sherwood and the moose glared at each other. Chef then open the gate to the pen, and the moose ran out, trying to buck Sherwood off of it's back.
"Nice try Bambi, you're not getting rid of me that easily." Sherwood said.
The moose started to buck harder and harder, but Sherwood managed to stay on.
The moose ran back and forth, even trampling over the marshmallows the brown bear from earlier was about to eat. The bear looked at the crushed marshmallows before giving the camera a sad look.
Sherwood managed to stay on the moose for a full 8 seconds. He smirked victoriously.
"And Sherwood gets a point for the Killer Bass! Can Adam render that pointless?" Chris asked the camera.
Adam gulped before the scene flashed.
Adam was on top of the moose, which was back in the pen. "Pl-please go a little easy on me." Adam pleaded to the moose.
The moose just smirked wickedly, and once Chef opened the gate, the moose only had to buck once for Adam to fly off, and land in the pile of socks. Adam popped his head up from the pile and gagged.
"Ew!, now that is gross!" Chris said. "Point: Killer Bass."
The scene flashed as Chris rode his four-wheeler into view. He spoke into his megaphone, "So we have a tie. I guess that means it's time for our tiebreaker. Whoever wins the EXTREME WATER SKI CHALLENGE wins invincibility for their team."
"I'm ready!" Colleen called out. She was in her green bikini, and was looking pretty confident.
"We're going to be screwed aren't we?" Rosalina asked Boomer.
"Not necessarily. She may not be the smartest, but she's agile." Boomer responded.
"I guess." Rosalina sighed.
Blake scoffed. "This'll be easy. I'll drive the water ski."
Katrina shrugged. "Whatever."
Toby came limping in. He was still quite bandaged up, and he was using a crutch to walk.
"Toby, you're back already?" Hailey asked, in her jade green halter one-piece.
"Yeah, turns out my injuries weren't as bad as they felt." Toby said.
"Well that's… good I guess." Hailey awkwardly said.
The scene flashed to Colleen already on her skis, and Blake was confidently on the water ski. "You better say your prayers girly, because there's no way I'm going easy on ya."
"Bring it butch!" Colleen smirked confidently.
Blake gasped then glared at the basic bitch.
Chris drive by on his four-wheeler and said, "Here's the road rule: oh wait, there aren't any! Haha! Which means this is going to be awesome!"
"And go!" Chris yelled, waving a flag.
Blake started to drive. She was swerving back and forth, trying to make Colleen lose her balance. But Colleen wasn't having any of that.
Blake went over the first ramp, and Colleen easily got the flag. The ditsy girl did a flip off of the ramp too to show off.
"Flag one!" Chris said over a loud speaker.
"Please, I'm just getting started." Blake said.
She started shaking the wave runner, but Colleen still wasn't losing her balance.
Coleen bent down and collected another flag.
"Flag two."
And another one.
"Flag three."
And yet another one.
"Flag four."
And finally the last one.
"And Colleen has collected all of her team's flags! Blake has to cross or risk disqualification." Chris said over the loud speaker. The Screaming Gophers began to cheer.
"So you say!" Blake yelled. She started jerking the wave runner back and forth more harshly.
"Whoa." Colleen mumbled, trying to keep her balance.
"Take that prin-" Blake stopped paying attention, and this was her downfall. The chainsaw maniac ended up running into a rock, and crashing the water ski.
Colleen let go of the rope, and managed to glide past Blake and then the finish line.
"… She actually made it?" Chris said, flabbergasted.
"With a time of 5 minutes and 7 seconds, Colleen scores a point for her team!" Chris said over the loudspeaker. "If Hailey can beat that, she'll win the showers for her team!"
Hailey took a deep breath. "Here goes nothing."
She was on her skis, but was looking more nervous than Colleen. Rosalina was driving the water ski.
"And go!" Chris said, waving a flag.
Rosalina gave a look of determination before quickly accelerating.
"Whoa!" Hailey gasped, almost, but not quite, losing her balance.
Like Blake, Rosalina was turning back and forth to try and make Hailey lose her balance.
Hailey wasn't as sure-footed as Colleen, and was wobbling all over.
Rosalina went over the first ramp, and Hailey barely managed to get the flag.
"Hailey got her first flag!" Chris announced over the loud speaker.
"Shit!" Rosalina cursed. She continued to drive, and Hailey managed to get three more flags.
"And Hailey is coming up on the final flag!" Chris announced.
The Killer Bass started cheering for Hailey.
"Crap I can't lose her." Rosalina muttered to herself. She looked back at Hailey, who was still trying to keep steady. Just like Blake, not paying attention caused Rosalina to crash into a rock. But instead of being able to glide across the mud, Hailey skied right over Rosalina, and the nice girl was sent flying right into Toby. Her tiki doll went flying out and landed on top of her.
"Ow.." The two groaned.
Confessional Toby
"Ugh since Celestia's elimination, I've been hanging out with Hailey more. But since then I've kept getting hurt. It's like one of us is cursed"
End Confessional
"And Hailey has a killer wipe out!" Chris announced. "Which makes the Screaming Gophers the winner of the challenge and the showers!"
At those words, the Screaming Gophers started cheering.
"Oh thank goodness!" Adam and Juliette cheered. The geek then darted towards the shower.
"Looks like the guys are getting them first." Colleen said, giggling.
"I mean Adam kind of needs one." Juliette laughed.
"True. Speaking of which, when are you two gonna go out?" Colleen asked, nudging her friend.
"Wait, what?"
"Oh come on you both have a thing for each other! You two just need to go on a date already!" Colleen said.
Juliette blushed. "W-wait! Adam does indeed have a crush on me, but I s-so don't like him like that."
"Oh come on, I've seen the way you look at him." Colleen told her.
"I don't know what you are talking about." Juliette huffed. "Now I'm going to go powder my nose, don't follow." Juliette quickly made her escape, leaving Colleen to chuckle to herself.
Boomer and Rosalina went and helped Hailey and Toby up off of the ground. When he picked Hailey up, he noticed something roll to the ground.
Boomer gasped. "That's the tiki doll!"
"What?" Katrina asked.
"You know about my tiki doll?" Hailey asked. "I found it on the ground."
"Yeah. It was mine, I brought it from Boney Island." Boomer explained.
"What!?" The Killer Bass all exclaimed.
"Yeah. At the time I didn't know we weren't supposed to take anything off of the island. Turns out, my team was probably curse from it. That's why we kept losing." Boomer said.
"Hailey… when did you find that?" Danny asked.
"I found it after the..." hailey's eyes widened. "...trust challenge." Hailey said awkwardly.
"You fucking idiot! You cursed our team!" Katrina yelled.
"I didn't know!" Hailey defended. "Look, I'll go put it back!" Hailey took the tiki doll, and ran off.
"Boomer you should go help her." Rosalina said.
"What, why?" Boomer asked.
"Because this entire thing was your fault." Rosalina explained.
"But my shower…" Boomer whined.
"You can get one afterwards, please just go."
Boomer groaned "Fiiine!"
Confessional Sherwood
"I really hope this proves just how stupid these idiots can be. I mean really? Cursing our team with a damn tiki idol? How ignorant can you get?"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to Chris. "The Bass team went belly up, and will now decide on which fishie to flush! While the Gophers scored some much needed showers."
The camera panned into the shower where Adam was intently scrubbing himself down.
"Get the stink off, get the stink off, get the stink off!" He cried out. He then noticed the camera, squealed and covered himself. "Wh-wh-why are you f-filming me?"
The scene flashed to inside the Bass's cabin. Toby and Danny were sitting on a bed with Hailey standing in front of them.
"Guys, I'm super sorry for cursing the team!" Hailey apologized. "I really didn't know."
"Hailey it's alright." Toby said. "We know."
Hailey gave a small smile.
Toby then looked at Danny. "So are you going to join an alliance with us?"
"Sure! It'll be good for all of us." Danny smiled.
"Great, then let's vote off Blake. Not only is she a threat, but she should've been gone a long time ago." Toby said.
"Agreed." Hailey nodded.
Danny just smiled and nodded his head.
Confessional Danny
"Tch, do these dumbasses really think I'm going to side with them, especially after that dumb broad cursed our team? Hell no! Besides, the alliance I have now is fine."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the campfire ceremony.
"As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow, you must walk down the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave the island. And never return." Chris said. He then picked up two marshmallows. "With that said, Katrina, Danny, and Sherwood you three are safe."
The three smirked, and got their marshmallow. "Toby, you are safe as well." The blogger managed to get up, and limp over to get his marshmallow.
"Ok, that leave Blake, who failed big for letting Colleen of all people win against her."
Blake just growled.
"And Hailey who failed even bigger for cursing her team." Chris smirked.
Hailey gulped.
"With only 2 votes as opposed to 4 votes, the final marshmallow goes to…
…
…
…
…
… Blake."
The chainsaw enthusiast smirked, and got her marshmallow.
Hailey just gasped before looking down, crestfallen.
"I deserve this I guess." Hailey sighed.
"You better fucking believe it!" Katrina exclaimed.
Hailey sighed as she stood up. "Well bye everyone! Good luck." She then started walking down the dock of shame.
Danny just unknown to the mastermind, someone was watching him.
Toby, gave a distrustful look to Danny. The blogger shook his head.
Confessional Toby
"That backstabbing little-" Toby took a deep breath. "So turns out Danny isn't as honest as he appears to be. It honestly wouldn't shock me anymore if he was behind Celestia's elimination. Sheesh, I should've kept a better eye on him. I knew he could be strategic when he wanted to vote off Samantha. But I guess I just kinda forgot... Damnit! Just wait, I'll get back at him, and I'll win for you Celestia and Hailey! Mark my words!"
End Confessional
Reasoning: So Hailey is the final pre-merge boot. Honestly after Bridget left she mostly went into the background. In fact it wasn't until I was actually writing the talent show chapter until I realized I needed to give her something else. And so her friendship with Toby and Celestia happened. She was more or less the third wheel, but the three were still good friends. Still even with this, she never really did anything too major. Then once I gave Boomer the tiki doll, I knew I didn't want to eliminate him. So I passed the tiki off to Hailey to give her a little bit of something. I still don't think I succeeded too well. I feel bad for not using her as much, but that's why she is eliminated here.
Here we are, the halfway point. I gotta say, I'm proud I've made it this far! I'm positive I'm going to finish this! With this chapter, I wanted to focus on two characters I felt have mostly gone into the background lately: Hailey and Colleen. Hailey especially since she was getting eliminated. I wasn't too sure what to do for their plots, and I didn't want to reuse what canon did and use a love note. That and it really wouldn't have made much sense imo. Other than Adam and Juliette, no one else is a potential couple. And Blake and Katrina didn't really seem like good fits. I mean I could've given Hailey a surprise one like Harold and Leshawna in canon, but there was no one that really fit. But thankfully my best friend xXRocketShark216Xx gave me the idea for having Hailey unintentionally hurt her friend over and over again, so that's what I went with. And Colleen, well the main thing I could think of was her trying to play match maker. It's better than the other things I thought of. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this! And I added a poll on my profile! It's asking who you think will return. I already have the two returnees planned, but they aren't completely final. But I want to see who you guys think! So please vote in the poll!
Votes:
Blake- Hailey
Danny- Hailey
Hailey- Blake
Katrina- Hailey
Sherwood- Hailey
Toby- Blake
Hailey- 4 votes
Blake- 2 votes
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham
15th: Landon
14th:Steven
13th: Katelyn
12th: Celestia
11th: Hailey Audition: "Well, hey. I'm Hailey and I want to audution for Total Drama. I really want to do this because... um... *she pauses for a moment* I'll love meeting everyone and making friends! Maybe I'll even fall in love and meet the best guy ever! *she pauses again* Sorry. I guess I'm nervous... that happens when I'm nervous... but it's nothing, really. So yeah, um, pick me, I guess."