The scene opens up to the usual setup of Chris McLean standing on the Dock of Shame, about to recap the last episode.
"Last time on Total Drama Island… a cursed tiki doll caused many unfortunate mishaps to fall upon Toby. The owner of said doll, Hailey, caused all of which. Colleen tried playing matchmaker. And Sherwood showed everyone how to work a moose. Hailey had trouble keeping her footing on the skis, and she had a wicked wipe out! In the end, Hailey was the one who walked down the dock of shame when her team found out about the tiki idol she held. And now let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene panned in, showing the warm summer sky. A couple birds flew by as the camera panned down towards the mess hall.
The camera flashed to inside the building where the final 10 contestants were walking in to get their breakfast. Chris was leaning against the door with Chef standing next to him.
"Wait, where's breakfast?" Toby asked once he walked in.
"Don't worry, there will be plenty of food later on." Chris said. He then looked at Chef, and the two started snickering.
"What the hell are you two pansies laughing at?" Blake asked, walking in.
Chris and Chef stopped snickering for a second before resuming their laughing.
Everyone else walked into the mess hall, and took their seats.
Chris stopped snickering, and he said to the contestants, "Congratulations to the remaining 10 campers for reaching the halfway point in the competition. You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."
"So much power! Muahahaha!" Boomer laughed.
"The two teams will become one next week." Chris announced. "But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin, while the dudes will be moved to the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself: a battle of the sexes."
Danny winked at the girls, and Rosalina gave a confident smirk towards the guys.
"After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge." Chris told the contestants. "And then you'll, uh, have a bite to eat." Chris and Chef started snickering again. The contestants just gave questioning looks. "Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off."
The contestants cheered at the news.
"It's all for reward, and it's a good one." Chris said. "Ok, time to relocate! Let's move!"
Chris and Chef snickered one last time before the scene flashed.
Danny walked up to Adam and Boomer and put his arms around their shoulders. "Wow guys, you're looking pretty good today."
"O-oh thanks." Adam shyly said.
"I have faith we'll be able to do extremely well this challenge. We're an extremely well-balanced team!" Danny said.
"Heck yeah! Boy rule, girls drool!" Boomer exclaimed.
Toby walked up next to Adam. "Watch it with this one, he's not as nice as he seems." Toby whispered to Adam.
Danny just raised an eyebrow at the blogger.
The scene flashed to inside the Gopher cabin. Adam and Boomer picked up their bags, and they exited the cabin. Adam accidentally ran into Juliette.
"S-sorry." Adam shyly said.
"No it's fine." Juliette responded, rubbing the back of her head.
"I-it was… uh, really nice working with you as a team." Adam said.
"Yeah, I'm glad we got to become great friends." Juliette said.
"Good luck." Adam then started walking over towards the Bass cabin while Juliette watched him.
"Y-you too!" The French girl called out, a hint of a blush on her face.
"Awwww." Colleen cooed, walking up next to Juliette.
Juliette huffed, and crossed her arms. "Oh shush."
Colleen just snickered.
Confessional Adam
"I was really nervous joining a new team." Adam told the confessional. "I-I mean, I'm not that good with people, and I never really talked to the Killer Bass too much…" He sighed. "This is going to be really hard for me…"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to Adam and Boomer walking into the Bass cabin.
Sherwood was lying on his bunk reading a sci-fi novel while Danny was confronting Toby.
"I don't get what you meant by what you whispered to Adam." Danny told Toby.
"I was just warning him on how you're not to be trusted." Toby shot back.
"I don't get what I did to warrant that!" Danny said, trying to keep calm, barely achieving that.
"Heyo!" Boomer said, not really catching the tenseness in the air.
Toby and Danny stopped their argument, and awkwardly looked at the two new guys.
"Hey! Welcome to our cabin!" Danny said, smiling at the two.
"Thanks!" Boomer smiled.
"Make yourself at home, choose whichever bunk you guys want." Danny told the former Gophers.
Toby just shook his head.
Adam went over and put his bag on a bunk behind the one Sherwood was on. "I-is this t-taken?"
Sherwood didn't take his eyes off of his novel. "Does it look taken?"
"S-sorry." Adam meekly responded.
An awkward silence filled the room as Adam started to unpack his things.
Boomer jumped up onto the bunk above Sherwood, causing the entire bed to shake and for Sherwood scowl. The wild child laid back and sighed contemptly. "This is so cool. I bet we're getting along so much better than the girls."
The scene flashed to the girls cabin where Blake and Katrina were already making themselves at home. Blake hopped onto an empty bunk, and took her boots off.
As soon as she did, Colleen and Juliette quickly covered their noses.
"Oh man that is so revolting." Colleen gaged. "How'd you put up with that smell?" She asked Katrina.
The brainiac shrugged. "It was hard at first, but you get used to it."
"So… uh, why don't we get to know each other?" Juliette awkwardly suggested.
Blake scoffed. "What's the point? I mean we're all basically enemies in this game anyway."
"She's got a point." Rosalina said.
"See, she gets it." Blake said, pointing to the FBI Hopeful.
"That doesn't have to be true though!" Colleen said. "I mean just because we're here to win doesn't mean we can't make friends along the way."
Blake and Rosalina just looked unamused.
"Or… not." Colleen just gave a sigh.
"No Colleen's right!" Juliette said. "We're a team and we should get to know each other better so we can play better together."
"I hate to admit it, but she does have a point." Katrina said.
"Kat not you too." Blake groaned.
"What? It's not that bad."
Confessional Katrina
"Oh come on, I'm in heaven right now! I mean being on a team with so many pretty girls? I never want to fucking leave!"
End Confessional
The camera flashed to Rosalina smirking at Blake. "I've never met another girl whose as knowledgeable about guns as I am."
Blake and Rosalina finally went along with the other three, and the girls were actually starting to get along.
"Tell me about it." Blake chuckled. "One day we need to have a shoot off."
"Definitely. Though, I have to brag, I'm an excellent shot." Rosalina smirked.
"We'll see about that." Blake chuckled.
Chris's voice then rang out through the camp. "Alright campers, report to the mess hall for today's challenge!"
"Aw, we were actually getting along well." Colleen frowned.
"Why don't we try to resume after the challenge?" Juliette suggested.
"Sure, why not?" Rosalina shrugged. "Now let's go."
Blake and Katrina were walking next to each other.
"You know, I have to say, I'm really enjoying that Rosalina. She's pretty damn cool." Blake told Katrina.
"Huh, oh, uh… yeah I guess." Katrina responded awkwardly.
Confessional Katrina
"I don't know how I feel about Rosalina. I mean she's got a nice body, but that bitch might unintentionally get Blake's affection. I don't want that! She's finally starting to completely forgive me for having a hand in her sister's elimination."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to inside the mess hall.
The contestants were all standing in front of Chris and Chef.
"It's time for today's challenge!" Chris announced.
"Wait, we still haven't' gotten our breakfast!" Boomer said, raising his hand.
Chris and Chef snickered in response.
"Will you two fuckers stop that!" Katrina snapped.
"Let's just tell them." Chris told Chef. He then looked back at the contestants. "Today's challenge is 'The Brunch of Disgustingness!' You'll be getting an eight-course meal. Each member of each team must eat each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it'll likely be gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win Chris!" Chef exclaimed.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort where they will be pampered, eat gourmet food, and be given antibiotics to get rid of any diseases they may get while participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight, and must stay on the island alone with Chef Hatchet. "
Chef gave a wicked smile, and waved towards the contestants, who gasped.
"We need to win this!" Juliette stated.
Confessional Sherwood
"We need this win! I need some type of break form this place, even if I have to share it with others."
End Confessional
The scene flashed and the girls were all sitting at one table, while the guys were sitting at the other. Each of the contestants had a plate with a metal cover over it, covering the first disgusting meal the contestants had to try.
Boomer wafted the smell of the plate, and mockingly said to the girls, "Smell that ladies? Tis the smell of your defeat."
Katrina scoffed. "Please as if a bunch of Neanderthal men can beat a group of beautiful and resourceful girls like us."
"Let's begin the challenge!" Chris interrupted. "First: some horderves."
Chef went around, and took the metal cover off of the plates, revealing the first dish. It was what looked to be some type of meatball.
"Meatballs? Pfft. Easy" Boomer cockily said, stuffing one into his mouth.
"Well you're not completely wrong Boomer." Chris told the wild child. "But these are kinda special."
The camera shifted over to Chef, holding one. "It's Rocky Mountain Oysters." Chef said.
"How was I close? Oysters aren't meatballs." Boomer asked.
Katrina awkwardly cleared her throat. "Um, just because they're called oysters… doesn't mean they are."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Colleen asked.
"Well… that's just the name of the dish." Katrina explained. "These are actually, uh…"
The scene flashed to a clearly traumatized bull that was crying over the loss of its… kiwis.
The scene flashed back, and Boomer quickly vomited up the meatball that he ate.
"What!?" Toby exclaimed, eyes widened.
Colleen and Juliette visibly cringed at the dish, as well as all of the guys. Even Sherwood.
"Do it for the cruise." Sherwood told himself before reluctantly taking a bite of the meatball.
Boomer gave a heavy sigh before eating one too.
Adam looked down at the dish, and shed a single tear.
The camera cut to Chris's frowning face. "It's the hardest thing a man can do."
The camera shifted to Blake who just chortled. "Man you pussies are weak." She tossed a meatball into her mouth and ate it with ease.
The guys gasped in shock.
Rosalina chuckled. "This is too easy." She tossed a meatball into her mouth too. She swallowed and then she shared a high-five with Blake.
Katrina looked over at the two with a hint of jealousy. The brainiac took another look at the dish and sighed.
Confessional Katrina
"Look I'm kind of a germaphobe. So touching a nasty ass bull testicle isn't exactly something I want to do, let alone fucking eat one. But Blake and Rosalina are getting too damn close for my liking."
End Confessional
Katrina picked a meatball up, and cautiously put it into her mouth. She chewed it slowly before swallowing the meatball.
"That's fucking disgusting!" Katrina exclaimed.
"What's the matter?" Blake tauntingly asked the guys. "You can't eat a little meatball?"
"Come on guys! Our manhood is at stake!" Danny exclaimed.
Adam and Boomer gave each other nervous glances before both chowing down on a meatball.
Toby reluctantly looked at the meatballs.
"Why aren't you eating?" Danny asked.
Toby just gave Danny a stink eye. "Do you understand how wrong this is?"
"Of course, but we can't lose this challenge to the girls!" Danny responded.
"Why do you care? I mean you're just a liar. Maybe you have some sort of deal with the girls." Toby said.
"I don't know where you're getting this from, or why it's relevant, but I don't. Please hurry and start eating." Danny pleaded.
Toby didn't say another word, but he did pick up a meatball and start to eat it.
Confessional Danny
He gave the camera an annoyed look. "I don't know why Toby is so upset. I mean he should've expected to be blindsided at some point. It's the name of the game."
End Confessional
Confessional Toby
"After Danny just completely lied to me and Hailey last week, I started to put two and two together, and thought about past eliminations on our team. Danny is certainly not as trustworthy as he tries to seem, and I'm on to him."
End Confessional
Colleen was looking at the dish with an uneasy look. Her stomach started making grumbling noises, and she quickly place her hands on her tummy.
"Oh gosh." She moaned.
"What the hell, why haven't you touched your food!?" Blake yelled at Colleen.
"I have a really weak stomach." Colleen responded.
"I don't care if you were allergic, you need to eat the fucking dish!" Blake demanded.
"But-"
"Eat it." Blake demanded.
Colleen gulped, and reluctantly picked up a meatball. She looked at it, but her cheeks puffed up, and she covered her mouth. After holding down the vomit she said, "I don't know if I can! This is like so totally gross!"
"Colleen, you need to do it." Rosalina told her. "Focus on winning."
"I don't know if I can." Colleen whined.
Juliette put her hands on Colleen's shoulders, and turned the basic girl to face her. "Colleen, just take a deep breath."
Colleen did as she was instructed.
"Now close your eyes."
Colleen closed her eyes.
"Imagine you're eating an actual meatball. Made of beef with some nice spaghetti sauce on it." Juliette told her friend.
Colleen just hummed to herself. "Mmm Spaghetti."
Juliette then fed Colleen one of the meatballs.
"That actually isn't that bad!" Colleen told the others.
The camera flashed back to the guys. Boomer and Toby couldn't handle the meatballs anymore, and just spit them out.
"I can't do this man!" Boomer exclaimed.
"M-me either." Adam agreed, looking down.
"Well it looks like the guys lost this round." Chris said. "The first challenge goes to the female campers."
The camera showed the five girls cheering at their win. Two counters appeared on screen, one for the girls, and one for the guys. The girls' counter went up to 1.
"The score now stands at one for the girls, and zero for the guys." Chris announced. "And now the next course in the Brunch of Disgustingness:"
Chef wheeled in a cart with a similar metal tray that was covering the next meal.
"You guys like pizza?" Chris evilly asked.
"Totes!" Colleen exclaimed, clapping a little. "I can so go for a pizza at any time."
"Well are you feeling up to a live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" Chris smirked as Chef picked up the metal cover, revealing the said pizza.
"OH THE HUMANITY!" Boomer screamed before dramatically fainting.
"Who could do such a thing to pizza?" Toby asked.
Rosalina shrugged. "Still not as bad as pineapple on pizza."
"True that." Blake nodded.
Chef passed out a slice to all of the contestants. All of which gave the dish a disgusted look.
"This is just a complete crime!" Boomer said. "I can't eat this!"
"You will eat it." Sherwood told the wild child. "I am not losing out on a nice cruise just because you're being a drama queen about pizza."
Boomer gasped. "Because you can't just do that to pizza man! It's completely unethical!"
"Guys, let's not argue with each other!" Danny exclaimed, getting between the two.
"Dude, you need to stop just butting into other people's conversations." Toby told Danny.
Danny crossed his arms. "What has been your problem with me? I haven't done anything to be treated with such hostility."
"Oh you certainly have." Toby shot back.
Adam looked at his arguing team, and just gave a sigh.
Confessional Adam
"I've notice our team is kinda dysfunctional." The geek rubbed his arm. "Sherwood seems like someone who gets annoyed easily, while Boomer enjoys getting on certain people's nerves. And I g-guess Danny and Toby has some beef with each other beforehand." He sighs. "If everyone keeps this up, we'll lose the challenge."
End Confessional
Colleen screeched. "I can't do this! This isn't even food anymore!"
Juliette tried calming her down again. "Colleen, do the same thing as last time. Just close your eyes and-"
"No! I can't do that aga-" Colleen was cut off by her stomach grumbling again. "Oh no."
The scene flashed to Colleen running outside. She ran off screen, but her vomiting was still heard. A bunny that was covered in vomit hopped passed the camera.
The camera flashed back to the girls.
"Look, I'm not losing out on this cruise just because Colleen is too wimpy." Rosalina said.
"I didn't expect you to like cruises so much." Blake told her.
"I'm mostly neutral, but I really need a brake from this competition. Just some time to relax." Rosalina responded.
"Same here." Blake nodded.
"I really want some spa treatment!" Juliette said. "Being on this island has ruined my nails so much. But how do you guys think we can get her to eat any of this?"
"I got it!" Katrina exclaimed.
The scene flashed, and Blake and Rosalina were holding Colleen down. The basic girl was kicking and screaming the entire time.
"Guys this is going too far!" Juliette exclaimed.
"Some times you have to go to extremes in order to succeed." Rosalina told her.
"Hurry, and put the pizza in her mouth." Blake commanded.
Katrina shoved the slice down Colleen's throat.
Colleen's pupils enlarged, and she looked at Blake. "Mommy?"
Blake quickly let go, and put her hands up in a defensive position. "Fuck this shit, I'm out."
"Once again, the winners of this round are the ladies!" Chris announced. The girls once again cheered.
"Ugh! Again?" Sherwood groaned.
The counters appeared again, and the girls' rose up to 2.
Confessional Chef
"I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch." Chef evilly grinned at the camera while scratching his bottom.
End Confessional
"Whose ready for the next dish?" Chris asked. Chef uncovered it, showing it to be a plate full of worms with slime and hairballs on it. "Spaghetti! Well actually… earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"When I craved spaghetti earlier, I didn't mean this!" Colleen squealed.
"These just keep getting nastier and nastier!" Toby gagged. "I can't take this anymore!"
"Toby shut up, and eat it!" Danny finally snapped, surprising the others.
"You can't make me!" Toby yelled back.
"Oh yes we can." Sherwood stepped in. "We are not losing this cruise."
"I don't even get what the big deal is." Boomer shrugged.
"You need to keep your mouth shut." Sherwood glared at Boomer.
"Wow talk about aggressive." Boomer crossed his arms.
The four guys then started to argue again.
Adam finally reached his breaking point. "WILL YOU ALL STOP ARGUING AND EAT THE DAMN DISH!"
He opened his eyes, and noticed everyone's gazes on him. His face turned beat red, and he shyly looked away. "C-c-can you n-not all l-l-look at me."
"Adam is right!" Boomer spoke up. "We need to put all of our grudges aside, and work as a team to beat those girls!"
"That… was probably the most sane thing I've heard you say." Sherwood said.
Toby sighed. "It's also true." He looked at Danny. "Look, I don't trust you, but we need to put that aside for now and win this."
"I mean I wasn't the problem." Danny said, being petty. "But I agree, let's win that cruise!"
Adam gave a smile as the scene flashed to all of the guys raising their empty plates into the air.
"Done!" Boomer exclaimed.
"And the guys finally win a point!" Chris said, making the guys cheer. The counters appeared, and the guys' went up to 1.
The girls looked annoyed. "Oh hell no!" Blake yelled. "We are not letting them win!"
"Blake, calm down." Katrina said. "We can still easily kick their asses!"
"I'm liking the way you guys are thinking." Juliette said, smiling at the others.
"Time for the next course!" Chris said. "No meal is complete with out soup."
Chef raised another metal cover revealing the disgusting soup. "Today's special is French bunion soup with hangnail crackers."
"There is nothing French about that." Juliette gagged.
Confessional Sherwood
"I'm positive they've just been serving us whatever they could find on Chef's restroom floor."
End Confessional
Blake and Rosalina once again held Colleen down as Katrina got an idea.
The camera gave a view of the guys. All of which were struggling to eat the soup.
Katrina put a funnel in Colleen's mouth, and poured the soup down it.
"I didn't even taste that!" Colleen said, amazed.
"Nice thinking Katrina!" Blake smirked.
"Heh, thanks." Katrina said, blushing slightly.
Confessional Katrina
"Ugh I can't believe I'm turning into one of those fucking little blushing school girls."
End Confessional
"The girls take their third point!" Chris said with the girls' counter going up to 3.
The guys looked down.
"Hey, they may be in the lead, but it isn't over yet!" Danny optimistically said. "There's still many more dishes to go!"
The guys smirked at this.
"H-he's right." Adam said.
"Let's do this!" Boomer exclaimed.
A montage started to play of the next dishes, and the contestants having to overcome them. There was a soft rock song playing in the background.
You've gotta eat!
Chef took a wad of chewed gum out of his mouth, and stuck it onto a ball of other pieces of chewed gum. He placed the plate in front of Juliette, who gagged.
Eat to win! Don't let them gross you out. Don't let them push you down.
Chef milked the gas out of a skunk and put it into a shaker. He then shook it, and proceeded to put it in a martini glass, and handed it to Adam. The geek took a sip, and then covered his mouth when his cheeks bulged out.
Stand up tall and say you can.
Chef glued a smiley face onto a flip-flop, and Boomer started gnawing on it.
You gotta eat, eat to win. Oooo you gotta eat, eat to win!
Chef smirked as he cut up a weird green looking growth. Blake and Rosalina smirked confidentially at each other as Katrina looked at them with jealousy.
It went back to Chef as he picked up a fish head, a brown banana peel, and a can with a ladle. Blake and Rosalina cringed.
The scene flashed to all of the contestants looking tuckered out. Most of them were groaning out of disgust.
The two counters had 4 for the girls, and 4 for the guys.
"Wow, after all of that, the guys managed to catch up, and tie with the girls." Chris said. "Which means it's time for the tie breaker!"
"What's that going to be?" Colleen groaned.
"We're going to have an eat off!" Chris said.
The scene flashed to a tray with 15 shot glasses on it. Blake and Boomer were standing in front of the table.
"Whoever can drink the most glasses of fresh, delicious shots of cockroach will be the winner." Chris explained at chef blended up a whole blender full of live cockroaches. "This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced life style."
Chef then poured the blended monstrosity into all of the shot glasses.
"On your mark, get set, go!" Chris said.
With that, Blake and Boomer both picked up a shot glass, and reluctantly drank it.
They both gagged when they downed it.
The scene flashed to when there was only a couple left. Boomer groaned as he couldn't drink anymore. Blake took the lead, and finished the last three shot glasses.
"Blake wins!" Chris cheered.
The other girls cheered while Blake just sickly groaned. "Uh oh… some-something's coming up."
Blake then started to projectile vomit everywhere. As she kept on vomiting the disgusting food back up, a single live cockroach was shown to be mixed in with the puke.
This made everyone gag, and Katrina couldn't handle it any longer, causing the brainiac to vomit too. Colleen and Juliette followed suit.
Chef angrily groaned, holding a mop. He was going to have to clean this up. Quickly, the smell got to him, and his cheeks bulged.
Chris also almost vomited, but he managed to keep it down.
Adam and Toby both vomited onto the camera, covering the screen.
The scene flashed to sunset. A huge yacht was docked at the dock of shame as the girls walked towards it.
"The girls claimed the reward today." Chris narrated. "And the guys are going their separate ways."
Toby and Sherwood went into one side of their cabin, locking Danny and Boomer out.
Adam, just sighed as he rested his head into his hand. He looked out the window. As the camera faded to Juliette looking out the window of the yacht, looking at the guys' cabin and thinking of Adam.
"What shocking surprises are our campers in for next week as they head for the big merge?" Chris continued to narrate. "Tune in on Total. Drama. Island!"
And here we have it! Sorry this chapter took so long. I finally got a job, and it's taking up most of my time X( But I finally managed to finish it. You know, I wasn't expecting to actually have an equal amount of guys and girls here. Not to mention an equal amount of Gophers and Bass. I was low-key hoping I wouldn't because I was going to literally randomize the teams. That would've been interesting. But oh well. It also wans't intentional to have similar team dynamics like canon, but reversed teams. It just ended up fitting. Also Rosalina and Blake just work so well together as friends XD Like, I'm glad I finally got to show it. And ofc we have Katrina's jealousy over their friendship. I do want to apologize for taking out the dolphin-dogs. I couldn't find a way to make it work, and i wanted to have the tie breaker. Sorry it's a lazy way out. So next chapter is the official merge! I'm excited. The merge is always the part I'm most excited to write. So many possibilities open. And we have out two returnees. If you haven't, vote on the poll of have on my profile on who you think will return. I will say that at least one of the two returnees has at least one vote. I'm not saying if both of them do or not. You'll just have to find out next chapter ;) Hope you enjoyed! Love you guys! ~CV
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham
15th: Landon
14th: Steven
13th: Katelyn
12th: Celestia
11th: Hailey