The scene pans in with the same old setup of Chris McClean on the dock of shame. Because what else is new?
"Last time on Total Drama Island. It was a good old fashion game of hide and seek, with resident bounty hunter Chef Hatchet as the seeker. Danny tried to think outside the box, which ended up completely failing. And Boomer managed to get on almost everyone's nerves by challenge's end. However, in the end Blake ended up betraying her alliance and it was Katelyn who took her second walk down the dock of shame. What will become of Blake and Katrina's relationship now that the former split from the alliance? Will Boomer manage to not get on someone's nerves? And will Sherwood do anything noteworthy for once? Find out on this episode of Total! Drama! Island!"
~Theme Song~
The scene panned in to the confessional booth. An aggravated scream was heard coming from inside.
Confessional Danny
"What the fucking hell!?" Danny yelled. He banged his fist on the seat angrily. "What the fuck was that dumbass bitch ass fuckwad of a fucking cunt Blake thinking!? We had a clear fucking route to the final fucking four! But she had to go and fuck it up! God I want to shove one of those damn chainsaws up her damn ass!" Danny took a couple deep breaths, trying to calm himself. "Honestly, I just need to find myself new allies. I'll try and keep Katrina close, but I already know she's going to follow that dumb cunt Blake no matter what. And as for the she devil, she's now officially my main target. She fucked over the wrong guy!"
End Confessional
Speaking of the two, they were in their cabin, discussing what their going to do after Blake's little betrayal.
Blake shrugged. "You even said you were sick of her, I don't see what the big deal is."
"Because she was a fucking ally!" Katrina told her. "Not to mention you promised that we'd wait a bit before we tried anything."
"I mean I did, but I guess we can call it even for you voting out my sister." Blake said.
Katrina looked at Blake. "I thought we were over that."
Blake smirked. "I mean I forgave you, but I like to be even. And now we're even."
Katrina scowled. "Real damn mature."
"But anyway, I think now that we're down a member, it's time we drop Danny boy, and join up with Rosalina, Boomer, and Landon." Blake said.
"What if I don't fucking want to." Katrina huffed.
"Why not? We have a better chance with them." Blake told her. "With five of us, we have the majority."
"Yeah until the three of them turn on us!" Katrina said. "Face it, the three of them are closer to each other than we are to them. Not to mention I don't think their trustworthy."
"Dude, Rosalina is like the most trustworthy person here!" Blake said. "There's no way she's going to betray us."
"She's also one of the fiercest competitors here. And if she sees a chance to take out another strong competitor, she's going to take it." Katrina shot back.
It was Blake's turn to scowl. "Then we'll take out Boomer to make it more fair game."
"But what if Rosalina and Landon teamed up with Juliette and Colleen? They were all on a team with each other so they may have more loyalty to each other than they do us." Katrina voiced.
Blake rolled her eyes in frustration. "You're being way too paranoid."
"Am I though?" Katria asked. "In this game, you need to make sure to think ahead at all possibilities."
Blake just sighed in annoyance as Chris's voice rang out of the loudspeakers. "Alright campers, your next challenge awaits you at the arts and crafts center.
The scene flashed to a small shed in the woods. Chris hopped off his ATV and walked towards the campers. "Welcome to the arts and crafts center!" Chris said.
"How long has this been here?" Juliette asked, looking around.
"Colin would have liked it here." Colleen said with a sigh.
Confessional Colleen
"I'm really starting to miss my brother." The basic bitch said with a sigh. "This is the longest I've gone without seeing him and I'm starting to really miss him."
End Confessional
"This place looks like a dump." Blake said.
"Yeah, this place used to be an outhouse, but now it's where Chef parks his roadhog." Chris explained, kicking down the door to show a nice, shining motorcycle with a flame paint job.
"Dude, that is sick!" Blake smirked.
"So this brings us to your challenge: building your own wheels!" Chris explained.
"Nice! Something I can dominate at!" Blake smirked.
"You'll find all the parts you'll need in our bike depot." Chris continued, motioning to a pile of scrapped bike parts. "Once you've collected the basics, you can trick them out however you want using props from the arts and crafts center."
Chris hopped back on his ATV. "Best design wins, and to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll even give you a bike manual." He tossed a moldy book over to Boomer, who looked at it in awe.
"Hey Sherwood, look! The book managed to grow mold on it." The wild child said, shoving the book in Sherwoods face.
"Wonderful." The standalone guy deadpanned.
Everyone started rummaging through the pile of scrap, trying to find parts.
"So any ideas on what kind of bike you're going to do?" Landon asked Rosalina.
"Not really… Honestly not exactly something I have much expertise in." Rosalina muttered.
"Are you not entertained?" Landon asked, putting on a manlier voice.
"Not really." Rosalina said, not getting the reference.
"Seriously, we need a movie day." Landon said. "But if you want, I could help. Two heads are better than one after all!"
"Shouldn't you work on your own?" Rosalina asked. "I don't want to get in your way of the challenge."
"Don't worry about me, I'll think of something." Landon told her.
Rosalina smiled. "Thank you Landon, I'm grateful."
Landon blushed slightly and smiled back. "No problem."
Confessional Landon
"I'm really happy to help Rosalina. That's kinda what we do." His face turned red. "I'm really trying to work up the courage to ask her out, but I just can't do it. I feel like I need a little push."
End Confessional
Juliette picked up a pair of handlebars and looked over at Colleen who was kicking around the scraps sadly.
"Colleen, what's wrong?" Juliette asked. "You look down."
"I am down." Colleen answered. "It's been so long since I've seen Colin and I'm starting to miss him."
"It's only been a couple weeks though." Juliette told her. "Besides, you'll see him again."
"I know, but still." Colleen sighed. "Maybe it's some weird twin thing. I don't know how much longer I can take in the competition."
"Don't talk like that!" Juliette said. "You promised him you'd make it to the end for him.
"I did say that…"
Danny walked up to the two. "Am I interrupting something?"
"Oh, no you're fine." Juliette told him.
"Awesome!" Danny smiled. "I kinda wanted to talk game with you two."
Confessional Danny
"I thought over my choices, and I think Juliette and Colleen are my best bet for allies now that I'm done with Blake and Katrina. Juliette already trusts me, and Colleen is a follower anyway, so their the perfect targets.
End Confessional
"It's getting down down to the wire, and I think we should start grouping up. Rosalina, Landon, and Boomer obviously have a strong bond, and Katrina and Blake are basically joined together." Danny explained.
"You have a point." Juliette said. The two popular girls looked at each other. "Well, I do think you're a pretty trustworthy person. And this gives us a better chance at getting to the final three." Juliette thought for a second before saying, "We'll take you up on that!"
Danny smiled brightly. "Really? Oh thank you so much!"
"It's our pleasure." Juliette smiled.
"Now I better get going, I do have a challenge to do after all." Danny said, going back to the pile.
Confessional Danny
"This is perfect. Now, I just need to try and turn more people against Blake, and it'll be bye bye for her."
End Confessional
Juliette took her friend's hand. "See Colleen, that was a sign for you to try and stay! Promise me you'll try and stick around till the end with me."
Colleen smiled slightly. "I'll try."
The scene flashed to a little but later in the day. Blake was just about finished with her bike, and Katrina was surprisingly Almost finished too.
Overall, the two bikes had similar builds, both seemed to be built for speed, but the accessories on each of them were different. Blakes bike was black with electric blue accents. Attached to the front was two chainsaws making an X.
Katrina's bike on the other hand was more bland. It was mostly white with some specs of gray here and there. On the handlebars was a simple bell.
"Where'd you learn to build a bike?" Blake asked, visibly impressed.
"Please, I am a genius with an IQ of 187." Katrina told her pridefully. "Of course I know how to build a bike!"
"You've been copying me the whole entire time, haven't you?"
"... You have no proof." Katrina folded her arms.
Blake chuckled slightly. "It's not like I care you are."
"Well good because one of us needs to win the challenge." Katrina said. "That much is apparent."
Blake shrugged her off. "I mean don't get me wrong, I plan on winning, but I don't think it's a necessity."
"You're fucking crazy if you think we don't need immunity!" Katrina exclaimed.
"Geez Kat, you need to calm the fuck down." Blake told her. "I think we're in a pretty good spot."
"We really aren't. After the show of you making it clear you turned on Katelyn, that put a large ass target on your back. Not to mention it makes people think you'll turn on them." Katrina said.
"Please everybody probably loves me for turning on her. Literally everyone hated her guts." Blake said.
"Still, it is better to be safe than sorry." Katrina said. "We don't need either of our asses on the chopping block."
Blake just rolled her eyes. "For fucks sake. Fine, whatever."
The camera left those two and panned over to Landon and Rosalina, who were still working together on Rosalina's bike, which was almost finished.
The body was made out of wood that was painted a jade green color. And the wheels were about average thickness.
Landon stood up, holding a wrench, and wiped the sweat off of his head. "There, all finished."
"Landon, the bike looks awesome!" Rosalina praised.
Landon sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, and gave a small chuckle. "It's really nothing special."
"Trust me, it's pretty damn good." Rosalina told him. "Where did you even learn how to build a bike?"
"It isn't really that i know how to build a bike." Landon said. "I took woodshop this past semester and I really just made the wood look like a bike."
"Still, I really appreciate you helping me." Rosalina smiled.
Landon smiled at her back. "It's not a problem."
The two smiled at each other for a couple moments before Rosalina snapped back to reality and blushed. "We-we should, uh, probably start on your, um, bike."
Landon quickly shook his head and came back too, blushing. "Oh yeah, you're right about that, heh."
But at soon as they were about to go over to the scrap pile, Chris had come over the loudspeaker. "Alright campers, it's time to judge your bikes. So put the pedal to the metal and meet up at the crafts center."
"Oh rosebud!" Landon muttered, kicking the dirt.
"Crap! Landon, you didn't get to build your bike!" Rosalina exclaimed.
"Yeah. But it's fine, I'm only losing out on immunity. Which is important. But eh, I'll be fine." Landon shrugged.
Confessional Landon
"Yeah admittedly it was dumb for me to spend the entire time helping Rosalina, but she seemed to be really happy that I did, so I'd say it's worth it!... Kinda. Immunity would've been nice too."
End Confessional
Confessional Rosalina
"I do feel really bad about Landon losing out on immunity." The FBI hopeful rubbed her arm. "I thought about just letting Landon use the bike, but then I'd be out of the challenge, and I really don't want to give up immunity for my crush… wait, did I just-
End Confessional
The scene flashed and everyone, sans Landon were standing next to their bikes.
"Well campers, we gave you the parts, so let's see what you came up with!" Chris said walking up to Sherwood and his bike. It was higher in the front, and used sticks as long handlebars. In the back on both sides were cardboard attachments, shaped like the sides of his hair.
"Well you did good if you wanted to model it after yourself." Chris said. "Yet, it's still practical."
Sherwood just shrugged. "Cool, I guess."
Next was Boomers bike that was made up of an assortment of pipes. With a box just above the back wheel
"Looks kind of flimsy." Chris frowned.
"Don't worry, it's totally sturdy." Boomer said.
Chris then noticed a small rope coming out of the box. "What's with the string?"
Boomer gave a big smile. "It's a pretty awesome surprise."
Chris just awkwardly backed up. "Uh, yeah.. Anyways."
He went to the next person in line, which happened to be Colleen. Her bike was actually pretty nice, being made mostly out of wood. The wheels were that of old wooden ones that would be seen on a carriage. Connected to the handlebars was a small cup holder.
"This is surprisingly good." Chris said, somewhat shocked.
Colleen smiled. "Thanks!"
"Though, I do have to ask, was the cup holder necessary?" Chris asked her.
"Oh definitely." Colleen told him. "At home me and my friends go on bike rides all the time and we always make sure to stop at Starbucks and get non-fat, white mocha caramel macchiatos."
"Fair enough." Chris shrugged. "He then walked over to Juliette and her bike and frowned. "This is pretty weak, not gonna lie."
The French girl's bike was almost completely made out of twigs and tree branches.
Juliette gave the host a sheepish look. "I don't know how to build a bike."
Up next was Rosalina and Landon. Chris looked at Rosalina's bike and nodded. "This is a pretty all-around bike!"
Rosalina smiled triumphantly. "Thanks, I had a lot of help." The FBI hopeful sent a smile over to Landon, who returned it.
"Then we have Landon, who has nothing." Chris frowned.
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am!" Landon cried out.
"Uhh… Ok then?" Chris took a step back from Landon.
"It's On the Waterfront, duh." told the host, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world
Danny was next with an average looking bike made out of an assortment of materials. The back wheel was made out of a thinly sliced log.
"Not bad." Chris nodded.
Danny gave a big smile. "Thanks!"
Blake and Katrina were last with Chris giving them a puzzled look. "I thought Colleen and Colin were supposed to be the twins."
"So our bikes are similar, sue us!" Katrina crossed her arms, annoyed.
"Chill brah, I never said it was a bad thing." Chris told the brainiac. "They both look pretty good and well made."
"Hell yeah!" Blake smirked.
"This is where it gets good." The host with the most gave a devilish smirk. "Because we are going to be racing these babies. Hard."
"Awesome! Mine and Kat's bikes were built for speed!" Blake said triumphantly.
"Well unfortunately for you, you won't be the actual one riding the bike." Chris smirked. "You'll be switching bikes!"
"Figures he'd do that." Sherwood sighed.
"Ah come on Woody, this could be fun!" Boomer smiled, nudging the standalone guy.
"Don't call me that." Sherwood deadpanned.
"Alrighty then, see you at the beach." Chris said as the camera faded to black.
The scene changed, showing a view of the thousand foot cliff before zooming in towards the beach where everyone gathered around Chris, who was on his ATV, and Chef, who was holding a flag while reading a book.
"Ok, here's how this is going to work. Everyone picks a name out of this helmet," Chris started to explain, bringing out an old, orange helmet filled with small sheets of paper with the contestants' names on them. "To see whose bike you're riding." Everyone started picking a name out of the helmet.
Chris then continued to explain, "If your bike makes it across the finish line in one piece, then you get to ride it in the final round for a chance at invincibility."
Everyone was looking at whose name they got.
Danny looked at his piece with a somewhat confused look. "Hey Chris, I got Landon, what does that mean?"
"Basically, you get to sit out the first race." Chris said.
"Awesome!" Danny smiled.
Confessional Danny
"Damn it! I was planning on sabotaging whosoever bike I got, especially if it was Blake's."
End Confessional
Blake walked up to Katrina. "Look at that Kat, we got each others."
"This is good." Katrina muttered to herself. "Blake, whatever you do, we must get both of our bikes across the finish line."
"Calm down, I was planning on it" Blake said, somewhat annoyed. "God damn."
The scene flashed to everyone at the starting line, ready to race. Katrina was on Blake's bike, who in turn was on Katrina's bike. Rosalina was on Boomer's bike, Landon was on Sherwood's, Juliette was on Colleen's, Colleen was on Rosalina's, Sherwood was on Danny's, and finally Boomer was on Juliette's.
"Okay racers!" Chris exclaimed. "On your marks, get set… paramedics on standby… GO!"
As soon as Chris gave the signal, everyone blasted off. Blake was in the lead on Katrina's bike smirking. "Hell yeah, this is easy!"
Rosalina and Sherwood weren't that far behind her though.
Juliette was riding Colleen's bike but was looking weary. Colleen ended up coming up behind her on Rosalina's bike.
"Why doesn't this feel sturdy?" Juliette asked nervously.
"Huh, no clue." Colleen shrugged.
Confessional Colleen
"Ok, so turns out I forgot to use something to keep my bike together… oops."
End Confessional
Colleen went ahead of Juliette but all off a sudden the bike the French girl was on started falling apart. Juliette hit the ground face first. She moaned in pain.
Boomer came up on Juliette's bike and ran into her, causing him to flip off, and for the flimsy bike to just break down.
Landon was lagging behind, but he ended up running into Boomer and Juliette and then Sherwood's bike fell apart.
"Ouch." Landon groaned.
The scene flashed to Katrina on Blake's bike. The brainiac was panting heavily. "I *pant* fucking hate *gasp* physical challenges!"
The camera Flashed over to Chef at the finish line. All of a sudden, Blake, Rosalina, Sherwood, and Colleen came racing past, making Chef wave the flag he was reading. And finally, Katrina came in, still panting.
Chris came in on his ATV, and announced, "And we have three awesome wipeouts from Juliette, Landon, and Boomer! And for the invincibility race, there's Katrina and Blake's dynamic duo, Rosalina's camo tank, Danny's basic bike, and Boomer's pipeline surprise. Now, over to the TDI motocross."
The scene flashed again. Juliette, Colleen, Sherwood, and Landon were sitting on a ledge, and down on the beach was Blake, Katrina, Rosalina, Boomer, and Danny.
Chris rode up on his ATV, and instantly said, "Campers! Welcome to the moto-moto-moto cross-cross-cross challenge-challenge-challenge!" The screen split up into three-way split screen as the host said this, but went back to normal afterwards. "Using your own bikes, you'll race the course avoiding hidden pitfalls."
Chris then called out to Chef. "Cue the death traps!" The scene then flashed. "There's dodging the landmines, maneuvering through the oil slick, and finally jumping the piranhas." As Chris explained each obstacle, the camera showed each and every one of them. "Oh, and one more thing: first one to cross wins invincibility, last one to cross gets voted off the island. No bonfires, do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow." There was a collection of gasps from the contestants.
Confessional Rosalina
"An auto elimination? Crap, Chris is really not pulling any punches."
End Confessional
Blake leaned over to Katrina and whispered to her, "Psst Kat, I think we should all try and take Danny out."
"What!? No!" Katrina exclaimed. "We can still use his vote!"
"Oh come on, after turning on Katelyn, he hasn't even so much as talked to me." Blake told her.
"That doesn't matter, we are not fucking taking out Danny, and that's THAT!" Katrina said, aggravated.
Blake just rolled her eyes. "You've been so uptight lately, what's your damage?"
"My fucking damage is that I'm trying to look out for not only me, but for you as well, and you're sure as hell not making it easy." Katrina shot back.
"Well I didn't ask you to do that!" Blake responded, getting a little angry. "Why are you even doing that, you don't owe be anything."
"Because I fucking like you, that's why!" Katrina shouted.
Blake was taken aback. "Wow... Kat- I…" For once the chainsaw maniac was speechless.
"Just leave me alone." Katrina turned away, getting ready for the race.
Confessional Blake
"Kat likes me? Shit… For once, I don't have anything to say."
End Confessional
"Racers, take your positions!" Chris said, raising his arm in the air. "And….. GO!" Chris waved his hand down, and everyone took off.
Blake immediately took the lead, however she wasn't completely focused, and she ran over a landmine, sending the chainsaw maniac flying towards Chef. The burly man ducked quickly, dodging the flying girl, but he wasn't so lucky when her bike landed on him.
Boomer now took the lead as the rest of the racers navigated the land mines.
"Whoo-hoo!" Boomer cheered, clearing all of the landmines.
Confessional Boomer
"Holy shit! Those landmines gave me just a huge rush of adrenaline. That was awesome!"
End Confessional
Danny managed to pass Boomer and he went right into the oil slick. However, it was too slippery for him and he ended up falling off of his bike and wiping out.
Rosalina quickly passed him, then Boomer, and finally Katrina.
Boomer smirked, and then said to himself, "Time for a speed boost!" The wild child took out a match, and lit it. He then lit the fuse that was attached to the box on his bike.
After the fuse went down, a firework had exploded inside of the box, which managed to explode Boomer's not so sturdy bike, wiping the wild child out. Boomer, now on the ground, groaned in pain.
Confessional Boomer
"Yeah, I thought the firework would give me a speedboost like a mushroom in Mario Kart." He shrugged. "Guess I was wrong."
End Confessional
Katrina was starting to pant, but she managed to get right behind Rosalina. "I… need… immunity…" Giving it her all, Katrina managed to catch up to Rosalina.
"I have to say, you're impressing me Katrina" Rosalina told the brainiac.
But Katrina didn't respond, being too focused on pedaling as fast as she could.
"Well ok then." Rosalina muttered, she looked ahead and saw the piranha pool. "Crap, this is gonna be something."
The two quickly came upon the piranha pool. It went to slow motion as the two girls flew through the air.
They both landed on the other side, stick neck and neck.
"It's going to be a photo finish folks." Chris said as Katrina and Rosalina came upon the finish line. "And the winner is…
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Katrina and Rosalina both stopped after crossing the finish line, panting.
"I… I won?" Katrina gasped out. "I… *pant* fucking won… a physical challenge? Yes!"
Rosalina held out her hand for Katrina to shake. "Congrats, you did pretty damn good."
Katrina looked at the hand, before smiling and shaking it. "Thanks."
"And we're both safe, which is pretty cool." Rosalina said.
"That's not exactly true." Chris said.
Landon, Colleen, and Juliette walked up, looking puzzled.
"What do you mean?" Landon asked.
"Katrina, is definitely safe as her bike crossed the finish line first, however since Blake, Danny, and Boomer wiped out, they technically didn't cross the finish line." Chris said. "Which means, YOU were the last to cross the finish line, which means YOU are officially eliminated from the competition!"
"What!?" Rosalina exclaimed. "That's not fair!"
"It's completely fair." Chris said. "That's the rules. You're donezo!"
Rosalina hung her head in shame.
Confessional Rosalina
"It sucks that this the end of the road for me. Though I have only myself to blame for not winning." She sighed in defeat.
End Confessional
The sun was setting as everyone gathered on the dock of shame to see Rosalina off.
Rosalina walked up to Blake, and the two shook hands. "Boomer, it was a pleasure competing against you. Even though we started off kind of rocky, I think we became pretty good friends."
Boomer sadly smiled. "Yeah… You kinda helped keep me in check. Heh.
Next was Blake. The two gave a nod of approval.
"Honestly, I have a whole lot of respect for you." Blake said. "Sucks we couldn't really ally up."
"Same here." Rosalina said. "Good luck for the rest of the competition."
"Thanks."
Rosalina gave a big sigh as she started walking toward the boat of losers.
"Rosalina, wait!" Landon ran up to her.
Rosalina turned to him and smiled. "Yeah Landon?"
"I...I'll miss you." Landon told her.
"I'll miss you too." Rosalina responded. There was an awkward silence for a couple moments before Rosalina started to say, "Well Goodb-"
"Will you go out with me?" Landon asked, cutting her off.
Rosalina turned a deep shade of red. "I-I, uh. Wow that came out of nowhere… heh."
"S-sorry, it's just… I really like you and I've been dying to ask you." Landon sheepishly said, rubbing his arm.
"I… I'll go out with you." Rosalina answered.
"Really?" Landon asked, getting excited.
"Of course." Rosalina replied.
"Yes!" Landon started doing a mini celebration, making Rosalina laugh lightly. "Ok, well I better get going. Good luck everyone." Rosalina said, getting onto the boat of losers, and sailing away.
Landon smiled, and said to himself. "I'll never let go Rosalina, I'll never let go."
And with that, the camera faded to black.
Reasoning: To be honest, I think this was the best place to let Rosalina go. I started having more and more trouble making interactions between her and Landon and It was better to finally have the two get together. So with that, our FBI hopeful has gotten the boot
Ahh, Ik still not the quickest update, but I mean… better than the last XD So this was actually a pretty packed chapter between Colleen missing her brother, Danny's new alliance, Katrina and Blake, as well as Rosalina and Landon. I hope you like this chapter! Until next time! ~CV
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham
(Returned): Landon
15th:Steven
(Returned): Katelyn
14th: Celestia
13th: Hailey
12th: Toby
11th: Adam
10th: Katelyn
9th: Rosalina Audition: The tape opens up to Rosalina sitting in her home office chair with a pissed off look on her face.
"Well, hello Total Drama. My friends told me that I need a vacation and recommended this to me as a possibility. My best friend told me to do something. Get drunk, get some dick, go to a party. Something to loosen me up. Do something that is still legal but can make me loosen up bit. They act as if I am some uptight bitch. I figure that this going to be dangerous and challenging. I need some form of a challenge because powerlifting, soccer, track, & mixed martial arts has hardly been one for me. Also, Chris don't try to pull nothing over on me. I will kick your motherfucking ass if you do. I can probably power clean and squat you with your weak ass. So if you do select me, I will kick your and Chef's asses if you try to be slick and pull some on me. Capeesh."
The camera that buzzes out.