A:N Hey everybody! Before you start reading, this story is sort of a prequel to one of my other Call of Duty and Star Wars Crossovers The Temporal Rifts.
"Great, now where are we?" Asked Tank Dempsey, an American soldier, as he slowly opened his eyes. He grabbed his M-16.
"Odd...I thought the moon would be a little more...whiter..." Said Edward Richtofen, a Nazi scientist, looking around. He grabbed his Wunderwaffe DG-2 and saw that he and his "friends" were in the middle of an orange desert.
"Damnit Richtofen!" Said Nikolai Belinski, a pudgy Russian soldier."First, you take us somewhere cold, then to a jungle, and then to a desert!" He calmed down a little, taking out a bottle of Vodka."At least I still have Vodka for company...unlike Takeo."
Takeo, a Japanese soldier, groaned as he still laid on the orange sand. He held on to his Ray Gun Mark I.
Nikolai then took a swig of his Vodka...only to see there was nothing in it. He gasped loudly, almost dropping his PPSh-41."German! Please tell me there's a Vodka factory near!"
"I don't even know where we are," Richtofen said, brushing off the sand on the shoulder of his Nazi uniform.
"Perhaps they know?" Takeo asked, pointing to something in the distance. They squinted a little to see a glimmer of white that was moving.
"Meatbags?" Dempsey asked.
"I don't think so...let's get a closer look, shall we?" Richtofen smiled
Ahsoka Tano, walking next to her Jedi Master, Anakin Skywalker, grabbed the hilt of her lightsaber and looked around.
"What's wrong, snips?" Asked Anakin.
"Don't you sense it, Master?" Ahsoka said."I sense someone...or someone's..."
"Comrades!" Yelled a loud, male voice. Captain Rex and the rest of the clone troopers pointed their DC-15A blasters at a...human. What was a human, wearing a scarf over his head, doing in the middle of the Geonosian desert?.
Soon, Ahsoka saw more humans come out. She saw that they were all males. One of them wore a sandy, dirty uniform that was a little similar to a Republic Officer's uniform. Another wore military clothing and the last wore a uniform similar to a scientist or Admiral.
"Comrades! Please tell me you have spare Vodka!" Said the human with the brown scarf."And if you have any woman as well..."
"On your knees!" Rex ordered, seeing the odd blaster the man held.
"You first, pal!" Demanded the one in grey military clothing, pointing a different, yet also odd, weapon at them.
"Now, now, Dempsey," Said the man who had a very odd symbol on his shoulder. He also held a big and very weird gun."We've been fighting those damn zombies for weeks." He put down his weapon and looked at them. He stared at Ahsoka for a long moment, almost as if he had never seen her species before.
"Uh...I am Edward Richtofen, one of the scientists of Group 935."
They all stared at him.
"I'm not surprised you don't know what that is. Now, tell me, is this the Nevada desert?"
Ahsoka and Anakin looked at each other before looking back at him."No...your on Geonosis."
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"Wait, canon or legends?" Asked the one named Dempsey.
A:N Sorry that this chapter was short. Hopefully, Tank Dempsey's fourth-wall-breaking makes up for it.