"Previously on Total Drama Island…" Chris starts, standing in his usual spot. "The campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross to race for invincibility. There were big winners, and some big-time looosers, and there was even some wicked off the tracks motocross stunts. But in the end, it was unathletic Katrina who managed to just barely cross the finish line first, and causing FBI Hopeful Rosalina to march down the dock of shame. Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind probing questions revealed on this episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The shot was of a grayed out ground, with an obvious creepy undertone to the shot. Then out of nowhere, a person stepped foot into view. The camera quickly panned up, showing this mystery person to be a large guy, wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw.
However the camera cut to show the remaining eight campers had set up a projector, and were using it to watch a horror movie.
"Holy cow, look at the size of that chainsaw!" Danny squealed.
Blake gave a cocky scoffed. "I have one twice as big at home. That thing is nothing."
Colleen gasped. "The killer man is going to the car! The couple is in there!"
Sherwood was uncharacteristically invested in the movie. "Come one you imbeciles, stop sucking face, and get the hell out of there!" He threw a handful of popcorn at the screen to no avail.
A reving of a chainsaw and a high pitched scream emitted from the movie.
"Fucking fuckity fuck! The fucking car won't fucking start!" Katrina yelled, getting out of her seat.
Landon excitedly jumped out of his seat, "Get ready guys, here's the fun part!"
The sound of a chainsaw cutting through flesh could be heard coming from the movie. The more weaker minded contestants gave a look of horror, while Landon, Boomer, Sherwood, and Blake looked on with excitement and glee.
"Oi vey…" Juliette moaned. "I don't feel so well."
"Aw, the chainsaw man's leaving back into the woods!" Boomer said, completely invested in the movie. "He's gonna get away!"
"That was a pretty damn good ending." Blake smirked. "Gotta say, I approve of the weapon of choice."
Sherwood rolled his eyes. "Of course you do."
"Sherwood, I never seen you so into something before!" Boomer said.
The standalone guy just shrugged. "I just like horror movies, especially cheesy ones like that."
Boomer gasped. "Are we unlocking a backstory!?"
"Them being cheesy is what makes them good!" Landon said. "And Slasher V: The return of Jeff is just overall one of the best ones out there."
"It's a good one, but there isn't a slasher flick out there that's better than Bloodbath II: Summer Camp of Terror!" Sherwood told him.
"Hell yeah!" Landon exclaimed. "Not only does it have the cheese of an 80's horror movie, the gore in it is way too much for people, even nowadays!"
Confessional Sherwood
"Yeah, yeah I know. Not only is it out of character for me to talk so much, it completely goes against my strategy. But admittedly, when it comes to cheesy horror movies, I can't help myself."
End Confessional
"Honestly, I don't like horror movies very much." Juliette said. "Just the mindless guts and gore isn't my thing."
"But it's not just mindless guts and gore!" Landon told her. "It shows the psychological trauma the victims, and sometimes even the killer, go through!"
"They still aren't really my thing." Juliette said.
"I mean tbh, I'm just kinda neutral on them." Colleen said. "Colin likes watching them, but he always ends up covering his eyes and ears during them."
"Ha, your brother's a pussy!" Blake taunted.
Colleen furrowed her brow. "No he's not! He just doesn't do well with jumpscares."
"Doesn't he play a lot of FNaf?" Juliette asked.
"Yeah, but he freaks out the entire time he's playing it." Colleen responded.
"As rivetting as this conversation is, does anyone have any idea of what our challenge this week'll be?" Blake asked.
"Speaking of, I haven't seen Chris in a while." Danny said. "Wonder where he's at."
As if on cue, the sound of a motor could be heard coming from the dock of shame. The camera cut over to there, showing Chef loading the boat of losers with luggage.
"Hey Chef!" Landon called out. The burly man gave the teen a nervous look before jumping onto the boat. As soon as he was on, a very nervous looking Chris pulled the lever and the boat sped off, leaving the contestants.
"What the fuck was that?" Katrina asked.
"They left some things here." Colleen said, picking up a green bag with a piece of rolled up newspaper in it. The paper fell out of the bag, grabbing the ditsy girl's attention. "Huh?
She picked up the paper and started to read it "'Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man wearing with a hooked hand and a chainsaw.'" On the newspaper, there was a shadowed figure fitting the description.
"Wait, is that for real?" Boomer asked. "On one hand I'm scared out of my fucking mind! But on the other, that sounds like it'd be such an awesome thing to experience! Without the being killed part of course."
"Wait, he can't be here… right?" Juliette asked, panic consuming the French Girls voice.
Katrina scoffed. "Fuck this. It's all set up too perfectly to be real, especially since we just got done watching a damn horror movie."
"I don't know… they looked kinda scared." Danny shuddered.
"Still not buying it." Katrina rolled her eyes.
"If this was a stunt, would Chris leave his hair gel?" Colleen asked, grabbing the hair product out of the book bag.
Everyone gasped.
"Holy fuck… WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!" Katrina screamed.
"So Chris just left us behind on a deserted island with a psycho killer!?" Blake exclaimed.
"This is fucked up." Sherwood muttered.
Confessional Sherwood
"Oh please, this is totally just a challenge. How dense can these people be?" The suited man rolled his eyes. "But may as well let them all think that. That way it can be easier to manipulate their actions and I'll easily be able to keep myself from standing out too much."
End Confessional
The camera cut from the shot of Sherwood in the confessional, showing it on a television screen. The camera panned out, showing Chris sitting at a desk with a load of monitors showing the contestants on the screens.
"Sherwood is right." Chris told the audience. "Tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real-life horror movie. With special guest appearance by the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
The scene flashed back to the campers, the camera focusing on Landon. "Guys, we need a game plan! We can't just sit back and let a psycho dude kill us!"
"We can't be fully sure this isn't just a challenge though." Katrina said. "Besides, I really need a shower." The brainiac started walking off, but Landon spoke up.
"Wait! You can't do that!" The movie nut exclaimed. "The first rule of slasher flicks is to never go off on your own."
"Honestly, I don't really care." Katrina said. "Like I said, it's probably just a challenge. I'll be fine."
"You should at least have someone go with you." Boomer said.
"You pervert! Why would I take someone to shower with me!" Katrina yelled.
"I think he meant to stand guard." Juliette said.
"I'm fine!" Katrina told them.
"I'll go with you, just in case." Blake volunteered.
Katrina gave Blake an awkward look. "Whatever." She awkwardly said, walking away from the group. Blake followed suit.
"Just join up with everyone as soon as you're finished!" Landon called out to them.
Confessional Katrina
"I haven't really talked to Blake since I confessed my feelings for her. It's just too damn awkward, and I don't want to deal with the rejection." The brainiac awkwardly rubbed her arm.
End Confessional
"They're goners." Boomer said.
"Look, I think we should head back to camp and come up with a strategy." Landon suggested. "Whose with me?"
Everyone else just gave shrugs, not really knowing what else to do. They all started to head towards the fire pit. All except for Boomer who looked around before going in the opposite direction.
Confessional Boomer
"Instead of just going through all of the cliche horror movie tropes, why not just skip to the part where the hero takes down the killer? It's a lot more fun!"
End Confessional
The camera flashed to the fire pit with a lit fire. Danny, Juliette, Colleen, and Sherwood were sitting on the logs stumps with Landon walking back and forth.
The movie nerd started to explain the rules, "Okay guys, rule number one: Never go off alone! Rule number two: if you do go off alone, don't go in the woods! Rule number three: NEVER try and take on the psycho killer alone! Rule number four: If you happen to go into the woods alone to try and take down the Psycho Killer, do NOT get distracted and start making out! Breaking any of those rules means you're going to mean an untimely death by a crazy Psycho Killer man wielding a chainsaw and a damn hook, got it!" He looked at the four on the stumps. "Where's Boomer?"
"Oh, I saw that he went the opposite direction of us, towards the woods." Colleen told him.
"Why wouldn't you say anything?" Sherwood asked."
"I didn't think of it…" Colleen said awkwardly.
Confessional Sherwood
"Idiot."
End Confessional
"So basically he's gone off to break rules one through three. Great!" Landon groaned, throwing his hands in the air.
"Hey, calm down." Danny said calmly. "Maybe he needed to use the restroom, which means he'll be with Kat and the other one."
"Blake?" Juliette said.
"Yeah." Danny responded, rolling his eyes at the mention of her name.
The scene flashed to Boomer walking in a woods. He held a single firework in one hand, and a box of matches in the other.
"Once I set off the fireworks, the killer man will become dazed and confused." Boomer said, talking to himself. "Then when that happens, I'll highjack his chainsaw and it'll be night, night psycho! Hee hee."
The wild child stopped for a second, looking around.
The camera's view switched to a first person perspective of someone watching him through the trees.
"Boomer-Boomer-Boomer." A voice whispered in the night, freaking the wildchild out. "Firework-firework-firework."
"Wh-who's there?" Boomer asked in a shaky tone, completely losing the confidence he had.. He started walking quicker. Into the camera's view was the lower half of the left side of a man's body, one with a hook for a hand.
The camera panned out more to show it was Chef dressed up as the psycho killer. He revved his chainsaw, scaring Boomer.
"Ah shit!" The wild child screamed. He struggled to light a match, but as soon as it was lit, he aimed the firework towards the 'Psycho Killer' and lit the fuse.
The firework shot out, but it completely missed Chef-er the killer.
"Fuckfuckfuck!" Boomer yelled.
The killer growled as the firework went off and he raised his chainsaw. Boomer screamed, and ran the other direction.
The scene flashed to the wild child running for his life in the woods. It felt as though the scenery kept looping.
"Why is this so much longer than usual!" He screamed. All of a sudden he tripped on a rock, sending him flying down a cliff, hitting a rocky platform, a random string of vines, a billie goat, a fire hydrant, a cactus, Sasquatchanakwa, a goose, some random tnt, and finally a randomly lit fire. He finally hit the ground with a hard thud. He groaned to himself.
The psycho killer caught up to him, making Boomer cry out, "I'm too young to die!"
The camera showed a shot of the killer's face, raising the chainsaw before flashing and transitioning to the tent Chris was in.
The killer came in, carrying Boomer by his shirt, using his hook.
"Chris, he got you too!?" Boomer yelled. "Is this where he tortures and kills us!?" Boomer let out a big scream before Chris put his hand to his mouth to shut him up.
"Dude! Take a chill pill!" Chris yelled. "It's only Chef."
The host motioned to his burly counterpart, who raised his mask, giving away his identity.
"It-he is?" Boomer had a look of surprise on his face before bursting out laughing. "Holy cow man! You really had me going! And damn, can we just talk about the adrenaline rush I felt while running away? Wish I had that kind of energy when competing in extreme sports. It was awesome!"
"Yeah, I guess." Chris shrugged. "But what isn't awesome is the fact you just lost this weeks challenge."
"Wait, what exactly was the challenge?" Boomer asked.
"Basically to watch a scary movie, then survive one." Chris answered.
"Ohh." Boomer nodded. "Then yeah, I'm totally out. Haha."
"But there's some good news for ya!" Chris said, putting his hand on the wild child's shoulder. "You now get to watch our fake psycho killer terrorize the rest of the campers! Fun, huh?"
Boomer laughed. "Heck yeah! This'll be good!"
Chris and Chef walked out of the tent. "Great work Chef, but next time, try to really work the hook hand angle a bit more." Chris said, giving Chef a drink of water from a water bottle.
Chef just nodded in agreement, and put his mask down, walking away to go capture more contestants in a non-pedo way.
The scene flashed to a view of the moon with the silhouette of Chef standing on a cliff in front of it. He revved his chainsaw, and put both his arms up before the scene flashed again, this time switching to the bathroom with Katrina and Blake.
Katrina was in the middle of taking a shower, while Blake stood guard, leaning against one of the stall doors, a chainsaw of her own by her side.
Blake awkwardly rubbed the back of her neck before saying, "Hey Kat, I think we really should talk about what happened before that last bike race."
The water stopped, and Katrina grabbed the towel off of the door and dried herself off with it. "I'd rather not."
"No, I think it's best we should." Blake said. "I mean I usually don't like talking about this kind of stuff but… with you, I just really feel the need to."
Stepping out of the shower stall, only adorned in a towel, and drying her hair with a second one, Katrina responded, "I really don't want to… But we may as well get the rejection over and done with."
"Rejection?" Blake questioned. "Kat… you think I'm going to reject you?"
"Oh please, stop stalling and say it already." Katrina crossed her arms.
Blake folded her arms as well. "Fine. I like you too Kat."
"Ugh see, this is why I- wait, what?" Katrina had a shocked expression on her face, as if she couldn't believe what she was hearing.
"Yeah, I like you." Blake shrugged. "Wanna make out?"
"I-uh… Holy fuck I don't know what to say." Katrina stammered. "I've never actually had this happen. Which is surprising because I'm amazing and have an IQ of 187, and-"
"Just shut up and make out with me already." Blake rolled her eyes .
"If you insist." Katrina then jumped into Blake's arms and the two started tongue wrestling.
However, unbeknownst to the newly formed couple, Chef had snuck his way into the communal washroom. He revved his chainsaw, which made Blake drop Katrina.
"Holy fuck!" Blake yelled. She instinctively grabbed her own chainsaw, and started it up.
"Katrina, get the hell out of here!" Blake demanded, clashing chainsaws with the 'killer.'
"What? No, I can help!" Katrina exclaimed.
"What are you going to do, flash him your titties?" Blake screamed at the brainiac. "Get the fuck out of here!"
Katrina gave Blake a worried look, before seeing an opening for an escape. She hesitated for a moment, but ended up taking a deep breath and bolting out of the washroom, leaving Blake and the 'killer' to battle.
The brainiac ran as fast as she could, but due to her lack of athletic ability, she tired quickly. She stopped, panting heavily and tried to catch her breath. "Oh… fuck… *pant* please be… ok Blake."
She then passed out from exhaustion.
Soon after, Katrina awoke, finding herself in a tent with Blake, Chris, and Boomer hovering over her.
"Holy fuck, what happened." Katrina moaned, sitting up. "Blake? Did you fucking kill the psycho killer!? Chris? Broccoli man!? Are we the only survivors!?"
She then noticed Chef, still wearing his ski mask was behind the other three. "GUYS FUCKING BEHIND YOU! ITS THE FUCKING SHITHEAD KILLER!"
"Relax Kat, it's just Chef." Blake told her.
"Wh-what?" Katrina furrowed her brow.
"Yup, and to answer your earlier question of are we the only survivors: it's quite the opposite really." Chris explained. "You three are the first three victims of our Scary Movie Challenge!"
"So I was right in thinking it was only a challenge?" Katrina asked.
"Yeah, basically." Boomer told her. "By the way, congrats on the relationship."
A smug smirk plastered itself on the High IQ's face. "Ha! See my genius prevails."
"Yeah, but you still lost." Chris told her, making her frown. He then turned to Chef. "And now, you're up psycho man!"
Chef nodded, put his hockey mask back on, and walked out of the tent.
The scene flashed to the campfire pit with Landon, Sherwood, and Danny remaining.
Landon had a sketchbook handy, in which he drew all of the remaining contestants on it. "Ok, so I made a chart of everyone so we can keep track of who's probably dead, and who's still alive."
"That's a little morbid, dontcha think?" Danny asked.
"It is, but sometimes you have to be morbid in order to survive." Landon responded, crossing off Boomer's picture.
"Wait, where's Juliette and Colleen?" Landon asked.
"Juliette thought it'd be a good idea to try and find Chris and Chef's living quarters to try and see if they can find a radio." Danny replied.
Landon groaned. "They're toast. The Killers always go after the ones who try and call for help." He then crossed off the two popular girls' pictures.
Sherwood just stood up, and quietly walked off on his own, trying not to grab Landon's attention.
Confessional Sherwood
"I thought it was about time that I go off on my own to get captured."
End Confessional
Landon noticed this too late, and frantically asked Danny, "Wh-where'd Sherwood go?"
Danny shrugged. "No clue, he just walked off."
"Ugh!" Landon groaned, and just crossed off Sherwood from the chart.
Confessional Landon
"Does no one listen anymore!?"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the two girls, coming up on a large cabin.
"Holy crap, this is where Chris and Chef stay?" Colleen asked in awe.
"I guess so." Juliette said, also in awe. "But we didn't come here to gawk at his mansion! You stand guard at the front door, while I go inside to try and find a radio to contact someone for help."
"Sir, yes sir!" Colleen saluted.
"And whatever you do, do NOT leave me here alone, promise?" Juliette looked at her friend with pleading eyes.
"Don't worry, I won't even leave if the killer is killing me!" Colleen said. "That's what Colin would do."
Confessional Juliette
"I think at this point she's just making up things her brother would do. But if she believes it, and if it keeps here here, then who am I to say otherwise?"
End Confessional
"Ok, hopefully the next time I see you, help will be on it's way."
The French girl walked inside the large cabin, leaving Colleen to stand guard.
The camera quickly faded back to Chris, who was leaning back in his chair. "Cue the voice clips."
It went back to Colleen, just leaning against the side of the cabin. All of a sudden, a voice that strangely sounded just like her brother's echoed through the woods.
"Colleen? Hello! Colleen, are you there?" said Colin's voice.
Colleen quickly perked up. "Colin!?"
"Colleen, where are you?" The voice called out.
"Colin, I'm over here!" Colleen yelled back. She then proceeded to run in the direction the voice was coming from. "I'm coming Colin!"
The scene flashed to Juliette inside the cabin. It was completely dark inside as she crept through the living room.
"Oi vey it's really spooky in here." Juliette muttered to herself.
She walked into the kitchen area where there was a telephone on the wall. She quickly walked over to it, and picked it up. "Hello!? Hello, is anyone there?" But on the other end of the line was just a dead ringing.
Just then, a flash of lightning flashed, showing Chef's silhouette outside of the window.
"Oh crap, the line's been cut!" Juliette exclaimed. "Maybe there's a radio in the closet…"
The French girl walked into the closet and started going through everything, throwing different things out of it.
"Eureka!" Juliette jumped for joy as she found a radio. She brought it out of the closet, and put it on the counter. She started fidgeting with the dial on it, trying to find a station she'd be able to contact someone with. "Come on… come on…" However all she was receiving was static.
Lightning flashed again, as Chef was shown to be right behind Juliette. He revved the chainsaw, catching Juliette's attention.
"Bonne baise!" Juliette screamed, dashing out of the kitchen, the 'killer' in tow. She ran past the front door, and up the stairs.
The 'killer' shook his head and followed her up the stairs.
The French girl screamed, and started throwing just about anything she could get her hands on, trying to stop the killer, to no avail.
The killer just cut through everything using both his chainsaw and his hook. Eventually, Juliette ran out of things to throw.
"Please no! Don't do it please!" The French girl pleaded. But her pleas fell on death's door. She let out a scream as the camera panned into her mouth and panned back out, showing she has now been officially captured by Chef.
"You can stop screaming now." Chris said, annoyed.
"Oh...Sorry…" Juliette sheepishly responded.
The scene then flashed to Sherwood, walking in the woods. He walked into a clearing, and standing there was the 'psycho killer.' Sherwood just gave him an unamused look. "Yeah, yeah just take me to wherever you're keeping the others."
Chef just shrugged and the scene flashed to the two walking into the tent.
"Woody, you didn't even try!" Boomer cried out as soon as the standalone guy walked into the tent.
"I told you not to call me that!" Sherwood told the wild child, becoming aggravated.
"Can I leave just to get dressed?" Katrina pleaded with the host. "I'm freezing!"
"Sorry, we have to wait till everyone's slashed." Chris said, "And it looks like we're about to have our next victim."
He turned his head back to the screens as Colleen was shown running through the woods, looking for her brother that wasn't really there. And right behind her, was Chef.
The camera faded to the scene as Colleen stopped for a moment, and looked back at Chef and asked, "Hey Chef, have you seen my brother anywhere? Also, why are you dressed like that?"
Chef just stared at the ditsy girl for a moment before the scene flashed back to the tent, with Chef bringing Colleen in by her collar.
"Wait, what's everyone doing here?" Colleen asked. "Is Colin here?"
"No, he's not." Boomer told her. "He never was, it was just Chris pulling a prank on you bro.
"Oh…" Colleen muttered.
"And why'd you leave me to die there?" Juliette asked. "You told me you'd stand guard!"
"Sorry." Colleen sheepishly told her friend. "I thought Colin was here and I really wanted to see him."
Juliette just sighed. "It's fine."
"It's been a while since we heard anything from Katrina or Blake." Landon said on the monitor. Everyone turned their attention to the remaining two contestants, still at the fire pit.
The camera faded to the scene at hand, with Landon pacing back and forth.
"Guess the killer got to them too." Danny said, feigning sadness.
Landon became aggravated. "Ugh no one listens to me at all!" The movie nerd took the graph he made of everyone, and threw it on the ground. However it was a little too close to the fire. It caught fire, and started burning, causing Landon to freak out. "Crap! I'll go get water!"
The movie nerd ran off to fetch some water, as Danny's stomach started to growl. "Damn, I'm starving…" He looked in the direction of Landon. "Maybe if I'm quick enough, I can get food and get back here before Landon gets back." With those words, the 'nice' guy ran off towards the Mess Hall.
However Landon was a lot quicker than Danny thought, and he came running back with a bucket of water, and put the fire out. He noticed Danny wasn't there, and looked around.
"Danny?" He called out, but he had no answer. Landon growled before exclaiming, "Screw this! I'm going to get ready for bed!"
The scene then flashed to Danny in the Mess Hall. He walked back into the kitchen, and there on the counter sat a pan of freshly baked brownies. The 'nice' guy smiled. "Now this is what I'm talking about!"
He picked up the tray, and ate one of the brownies on it. "Maybe if I bring them to Landon, I'll score some brownie points."
"Danny-Danny-Danny." A whispered voice rang out. "The brownies-the brownies-the brownies."
"Who's there?" Danny called out. All of a sudden, the lights turned off. Danny's eyes widened as he ran out of the kitchen into the main area.
Danny opened the door, and standing there was the 'psycho killer.'
He revved the chainsaw, and Danny started to back away. "Uh… n-nice Mr. Chainsaw guy, heh." He tried making a run for it, but it was futile.
The scene then changed to everyone, sans Landon inside the tent.
Chef brought Danny in by his collar, and everyone clapped as the challenge was finally over.
"Damn, I gotta give you props Chef, you really managed to do an awesome job getting all of us." Blake smirked.
"Yeah! And you can even be in two places at once!" Boomer exclaimed. "How do you do that?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Katrina asked the wild child.
"He's here, and he's in the cabin with Landon." Boomer explained, pointing to the screen that had Landon getting ready for bed. Behind him was someone of a similar build to Chef, and was wearing the same outfit with a chainsaw and a hook.
"That's not me…" Chef said slowly.
"Then… whose in the lodge with Landon!?" Juliette exclaimed.
"Holy fucking shit!" Katrina screamed. "It's the real Psycho Killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
Everyone ran out of the tent, screaming and heading towards the guy's cabin.
"This could be really, really, really good for ratings." Chris said, running next to Chef. "But really, really, really bad for lawsuits.
The scene flashed to Landon, putting on his pajama pants, behind him was the man with a chainsaw and a hook. The chainsaw started, and Landon just rolled his eyes. "Let me guess, it's just a challenge. I may not be the smartest guy, but I'm no fool."
The killer kept standing there, making Landon turn and look at him.
"As someone who's trying to get into the film industry, I know actors without any speaking parts don't get paid much, but you really need to invest in some dental work." Landon told the killer who just opened his mouth and tried to look at his rotting teeth.
"So are we just gonna go ahead and totally impale me with your big, scary hook, or are we going to draw this out?" Landon asked.
The killer again didn't say anything, resorting to stepping just a little closer.
"Well sheesh, at least answer me." Landon told him. Again no answer. "Oh my gosh, stop with the act. I know you're just an actor with a hook and chainsaw prop. And honestly, they aren't even good ones. I've seen low-budget movies with more realistic looking props."
This only seemed to make the killer angry as he started to glare and growl at the movie nerd. He took the hook off of his hand, revealing a gross nub instead of a hand.
"That's just gross." Landon said. "At least the make-up department is doing a good job."
This was the last straw for the psycho killer as he revved up his chainsaw, getting ready to attack.
All of a sudden, everyone burst through the door and yell, "Landon, that's the real Psycho Killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
"Wait… what!?" Landon exclaimed.
The killer let out a roar, causing Landon to scream. Then he instinctively started to beat up the killer, hitting his mask off, and causing him to drop his chainsaw.
"Ow!" The killer, who had a more flamboyant tone to his voice, groaned. "That was totally uncalled for! Man, I am so out of here." He started walking away, and out the door. "I was treated way better in prison."
"That happened..." Sherwood muttered.
Everyone just awkwardly watched him leave, but then turned back to Landon and cheered.
"Holy shit dude!" Blake exclaimed. "How'd you learn to fight like that?"
"Well I've had my share of brawls in the video stores over the last copy of movies." Landon sheepishly responded.
Confessional Landon
"Holy crap! I can't believe I just took down an experienced Psycho Killer!"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to a little later. Katrina, now fully dressed, went up to Danny.
"Hey, we haven't really had much time to talk since Katelyn's elimination." Katrina said.
"I know, it's been a while." Danny responded.
"Are you still really mad at Blake?" Katrina asked.
Danny nodded. "A little, yeah."
"Well, I hope you're not mad enough to vote her off." Katrina chuckled awkwardly. "I do hope we can continue our alliance till the final 3."
"Of course!" Danny smiled.
"Excellent!" Katrina exclaimed. "Now, I've been thinking, and I believe Juliette is our best course of action to take out. Her and Colleen are the last duo, and without Juliette, Colleen will be a sitting duck."
"I think that's a good idea." Danny told her.
"Good, I'll make sure to tell Blake." Katrina told him. She started to walk away, but Danny called out to her.
"Hey Katrina, if it came down to it, would you choose me or Blake to take to the finals?" Danny asked.
"Oh, uh." Katrina fidgeted uncomfortably. "I… I honestly don't know."
"Oh…" Danny simply said. "That's fine. See ya at the bonfire ceremony."
"See ya." Katrina awkwardly said before walking away.
Confessional Danny
"That fucking traitor!" Danny growled. "Know what, tonight is the night I take my revenge on Blake for fucking everything up!"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the bonfire ceremony. Chris stood in front, holding a plate with just seven marshmallows. "It should be clear to everyone that Landon has won invincibility." The host said. "And tonight, I decided to do something a little special, special." Chris gave a devilish smirk to the campers, who just looked at each other, confused.
"I reviewed the confessionals, and honestly everything is just too juicy not to show." Chris said. "So I thought, why not show them! Without further ado, here are the votes:"
Chef rolled in a television, and turned it on, showing everyone's voting confessionals
Confessional Katrina
"At this point, the most strategic decision is to vote out Juliette. She is a strong contender to get to the end and we really should take her out before it's too late."
End Confessional
Confessional Colleen
"So, I guess we're going to be voting Katrina out for some reason." Colleen shrugged. "I remember when she first came to the island, her and Colin went at it." She sighed. "I really miss him…"
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"I don't really know who to vote for." The wild child scratched his head. "I guess Danny? I don't think anyone else is gonna vote for him."
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Confessional Blake
"Kat told me to vote out Juliette. And honestly, good riddance. She's too high maintenance for me."
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Confessional Juliette
"So The plan is to vote out Katrina. I'm sorry Katrina."
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Confessional Landon
"I don't really know who to vote for." Landon awkwardly said. "I guess Sherwood. He's kind of a fuddy-duddy."
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Confessional Sherwood
"Boomer gets on my nerves the most. So my vote is for him."
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Confessional Danny
"Honestly, after Kat's wishwashy answer of who'd she take to the end between me or Blake, I realized she's outlived her usefulness. Not only that, getting her out is revenge for Blake taking out probably my best ally. So I vote for Katrina. It's not that I liked her anyway."
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Katrina gasped as she saw the last tape. She looked at Danny, mouth agape. "You… you fucking SNAKE!"
"Oh boy." Danny awkwardly muttered.
"You fucking voted me out!" Katrina yelled. " And you didn't even fucking like me? I can't fucking believe this! I was being played this entire goddamn time! What the shit is this! "
Danny just stayed silent.
"So now you're just going to be staying silent?" Katrina asked. "Real fucking mature! Why don't you man up and say something? Oh wait, probably because you AREN'T a goddamn man! You're a fucking slithery little goddamn shitty ass snake! Heh, I can't believe this! Someone with an IQ as high as me has been doing this asshole's bidding!"
Danny just glared at Katrina. "Talk about being a sore loser."
"A sore loser? Bitch I deserve to be this pissed off! You went behind my back, your best ally, and someone who thought of you as a friend. And you fucking voted me out! All because of what? My girlfriend voted some bitch out you were going to take to the end instead of me!? I deserve to be pissed off you fucking asshat!" Katrina stuck up her middle finger at Danny, causing the 'nice' guy to widen his eyes in surprise.
"You are a snake!" Katrina shot at him. "And a fucking traitor! I'll enjoy watching your downfall."
At this point, Danny lost his cool. "You know what you bitch, you can fuck off! You are one of the most self-absorbed pricks here! You're not amazing, you're just an annoyance! I'm not the only one who doesn't fucking like you! No one does!"
"Why don't you fuck off pussy boy before I kick your ass." Blake stepped in.
"Fuck off you fucking Dyke!" Danny yelled. "You're the reason this is all happening. Maybe if you stook to the plan, I wouldn't have to vote Katrina's skinny ass out!"
Blake decked Danny in the face. "Don't. Fucking. Call me that! You haven't seen anything yet asshole!"
"Oh fuck off!" Danny yelled back, rubbing his cheek.
"Danny?" Juliette looked at her ally, flabbergasted.
"Know what, fuck this." Katrina said. The brainiac turned to the others. "I leave you all with a warning. Don't trust this snake. He's been the cause of numerous eliminations and he is not to be trusted. Bridget, Samantha, Celestia, Hailey, Toby, Adam, and now me! We've all fallen victim to his scheming! And here I was, helping him. Make sure to avenge the blood of everyone who was eliminated due to this asshole."
Katrina sent one final glare to Danny before walking off towards the boat of losers.
Everyone just sat and stared at Danny in awe. Except for Blake who was glaring at him.
"What the fuck are you losers looking at?" Danny yelled. "Fuck her, fuck you Blake, fuck ALL OF YOU! I don't need her, I don't need anyone! I'm going to fucking win this game all by myself!" With those words, Danny stormed off.
"Well that was certainly climactic." Chris said. The host turned towards the camera, and started giving an outro. "How will the events that just took place affect the rest of the game? How will Blake deal with the loss of her girlfriend? And has everyone turned against Danny? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Island!"
The camera panned out to the real psycho killer, watching everyone from behind some trees. He started whispering, "Total-total-total drama-drama-drama island-island-island."
He then groaned and turned towards the camera. "Oh man... that really hurts. I think it's bleeding, is it bleeding!?" The the camera faded to black.
Reasoning: Oh boy was this something! This elimination was actually a last minute decision. In fact, Katrina had actually been planned to win the season! But at the last moment, I weighed my options and thought about who would be better going on. Not to mention with her elimination, it outed Danny, and started to further the overall plot. The original elimination didn't have that. I do have to say, out of everyone, I'm most proud of how I wrote Kat's development. It was pretty subtle, and wasn't a drastic change. While she's still pretty cocky in herself, between almost being voted off third, having to be saved by Danny, and her crush on Blake, she became just a little more humble. And so, with a heavy heart, I must say goodbye to Katrina.
Boy was this something. A couple people were talking about how this was their favorite challenge, and I do hope I didn't disappoint. Honestly, this has to be my favorite chapter yet! I just really like how everything came out. And the elimination was pretty damn explosive XD Also, yay for quick updates! I'ma try and make more of these quick ones, but I can't make any promises! I know no one wants to wait almost half of a year just for a single update. I'll try not to take that long. Also, i ended up making all the contestants in the Sims XP It was a lil fun thing i did. Part of me is thinking of making just a small TSI tumblr to show them off. Obvi I couldn't make everyone EXACT as I am limited by the sims and the custom content i can find, but i think i did overall decent. Anyway, I'll quit rambling. I do hope you enjoy! ~CV
Votes:
Blake- Juliette
Boomer- Danny
Colleen- Katrina
Danny- Katrina
Juliette- Katrina
Katrina- Juliette
Landon- Sherwood
Sherwood- Boomer
Katrina: 3 Votes
Juliette: 2 Votes
Sherwood: 1 Vote
Danny: 1 Vote
Boomer- 1 Vote
Eliminated:
22nd: Flex
21st: Colin
20th: Bridget
19th: Jade
18th: Samantha
17th: Emily
16th: Graham
(Returned): Landon
15th:Steven
(Returned): Katelyn
14th: Celestia
13th: Hailey
12th: Toby
11th: Adam
10th: Katelyn
9th: Rosalina
8th: Katrina Audition:-BZZZT-
"So. Chris McClean. My name is Katrina. And I expect to be in this season of Total Drama. And trust me. You WILL want me in. You see, I'm a genius. No, seriously. I have an IQ of 187. I've won over 45 academic awards, including, but not limited to, mathlete competitions, spelling bees, trivia games, and all sorts of other things. I've also been nominated as the Best Actress in four different schools."
"I'm honestly surprised you weren't given an award for your foul mouth..." a voice from behind the camera muttered.
Katrina lifted her leg, and the camera hit the floor.
"SHUT UP, DAVE!"
-BZZZT-
"Hehe, sorry about that. You see, the editors MIGHT have a little extra work...you see, I have this...problem. I KIND OF cuss...a LOT. But, I honestly think that simply shows just what a fierce competitor I am, with the kind of trash talk I can give. So, nominate me for Total Drama, and you won't regret it, Mr. McClean. I promise you. And I ALSO expect you to bring in at least ONE good looking girl. Not to say I would like, flirt with her or anything...just...well, I need a new girlfriend. Girl...friend. Yeah. Girl friend...DAVE! EDIT THIS SHIT!"
-BZZZT-