"So, let me get this straight..." Tank Dempsey started, looking at Anakin and Ahsoka."You want us to attack a factory full of killer robots-"
"Droids," Corrected Captain Rex."But we like to call them clankers."
Dempsey smiled."Clankers, huh? I like that. Well, anyway, you want us to attack a factory full of clankers and...uh...bugs...?"
"Geonosian's." Anakin corrected."But they're pretty similar to bugs."
"Right...so we help you destroy the factory and you can help us get to the moon?"
"And get us, mainly me, Vodka!" Asked Nikolai.
Anakin nodded."We'll help you get to this moon...except the Vodka. We don't know what that is."
Nikolai gasped."You don't know what Vodka is!" Nikolai then got into Richtofen's face."We need to destroy that factory and get to the moon! For justice! For freedom! For Vodka!"
"So, uh, how long until we get there?" Asked Nikolai, his enthusiasm gone, as they walked through the desert of Geonosis.
"Well, first we need to take down the shield. We're trying to regroup with Ki-Adi-Mundi's group and Kenobi's." Answered Anakin.
"Who?" Takeo asked. Suddenly, he noticed something in the corner of his eye. Fire. He grabbed the hilt of his sword but did not unsheathe it. Takeo saw odd things on fire that were flying and screaming.
"What's that?" Asked Ahsoka.
"We're those flamethrowers?" Asked Dempsey."Kickass! When do I get one!"
"I sense light in you as well," Takeo commented on Obi-Wan Kenobi.
After Ki-Adi-Mundi had regrouped with them (Nikolai making a bunch of jokes about his long head) and saw a bunch of spaceships come and bomb the enemy. They made it to where they had set up and where now talking about the plans for attacking the factory.
"Uh, thank you..." Obi-Wan said, surprised by the comment.
"What's just stopping us from walking to the factory and destroying it?" Asked Dempsey.
"We have to destroy the shield generator first. After that, the factory will be unprotected by the energy shield." Kenobi explained.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute..." Said Nikolai."Maybe It's because I'm sober now...but when the shield is destroyed, why not using your big, triangle things-"
"Ship?" Asked Rex.
"Uh, sure. Ships. Why not use them to destroy the factory instead of yourselves?" Nikolai pointed out.
They were silent for a moment.
"Master, why don't we do that?" Asked Ahsoka."Sounds like it would be easier."
"Well..." Anakin looked at Kenobi for an answer.
"Actually, that's not a bad idea..." Kenobi said.
"STOP!" Yelled Dempsey."Author, get your head in the game and stop trying to rush the ending of this story!"
Fine, fine...
"Begin the attack." Said a clone trooper.
"Finally," Said Richtofen."I've been wanting to try this new toy all day!" The crazy scientist laughed. He and the rest of the Ultimis crew we're holding DC-15A blaster rifles.
They all then ran through the shield, shooting the Geonosians."For Vodka!" Yelled Nikolai, hitting one of the bugs with the butt of his blaster rifle. He then blasted it's head off."This fucking gun is amazing!" He said, impressed.
"I shall cherish this moment!" Takeo said, blasting one from the sky.
"Good shot, Tak." Dempsey said before pulling out a military knife to stick in a Geonosian's eye.
"Shame we don't have any Stamina Up," Richtofen said before shooting another Geonosian.
Suddenly, a big laser blast then shot the tower of the shield generator.
"Hah!" Shouted Nikolai."The tower falls faster than third wife!" Nikolai laughed, almost impressed.