Before we start, I really want to take the time to plug a story called Total Drama: The Reboot by GingerFrancophile. It's a revamp of the original TDI with different challenges and different plots, and it is amazing. The writer writes the characters so magnificently, and we get to learn so much about them, and I think it adds more depth to them. I really do recommend it, and it doesn't get the attention it deserves. Anyway, onto the chapter.
The scene opens up, and thankfully Chris is on the dock of shame. Crisis averted. "Last time on Total Drama Island… We visited the kicked off campers at their resort of rejects: Playa des Losers. We learned Juliette and Adam are still going strong, Sherwood is very much so bitter about his elimination, and Colin is in desperate need of a date. In a shocking twist, we let the losers vote off one of the final five campers, and in an even more shocking twist, it was the second twin of the Colin and Colleen duo who found herself in loserville; Population: 18. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight, one Total. Drama. Island."
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene planned in, and Chris was still on the dock of shame. However, unlike the recap of last episode, the weather had taken a turn for the worse and it was pouring down rain. Chris held an umbrella, protecting him from the weather.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island." The host greeted the audience. "This week, we've prepared a bizarre episode full of surprises. For instance; take this weather. Rain is not an easy thing to control, let me tell you. However, we figured the four remaining campers were getting off way too easy. So we pulled some strings; and voila!"
As he finished, some lightning struck the dock of shame, making Chris jump in fear.
The scene flashed to the cabins. Danny and Boomer were sitting on the steps of the guys cabin with Boomer fiddling with a firecracker, and Danny strumming his guitar. On the girls cabin, Blake was cleaning one of her chainsaws.
Chris's voice was heard over the intercom. "Listen campers: one of the most grueling challenges of any summer camp experience is the dreaded rain day, where all the activities with even the remotest possibility of fun are canceled in favor of arts and crafts." He then added. "What's the forecast for tomorrow: rain, rain and more rain, followed by rain. See you at the craft tent tomorrow at 0'700 hours."
Boomer gave a sigh. "It sucks Colleen is gone. She was the best friend I had left on this island."
Danny just scoffed. "I say good riddance, it's not like she brought anything decent to the competition." Boomer sent a glare his way.
Blake scoffed. "Same could be said for you Daniel."
"Oh getting formal are we Blake?" Danny smirked in response.
"Just getting formally ready for when I get you eliminated." Blake retorted.
"That's not even good smack talk." Boomer said.
Blake rolled her eyes. "I don't really fucking care. I'm just tired of seeing Danny's face."
"Right back at you sister!" Danny glared.
Boomer gave an over exaggerated sigh of annoyance. "Where's Landon? I want someone to talk to who isn't hellbent on getting someone out."
Confessional Landon
"Man, it sucks that Colleen is gone. Especially right after we made up. Now I'm stuck with Blake and Danny who do nothing but argue and taunt each other, and Boomer who… is Boomer." The movie nut gives a sigh. "Oh what would Bill Murray do?" His eyes widen and he smiled as if a lightbulb went off in his head. "I know, I'll just watch some of Bill Murray's greatest movies!" He takes out a phone and turns it on. "Of course we have to start with Ghostbusters!"
End Confessional
Boomer got up with a groan, and walked back into the cabin. Danny followed suit, and Blake went into her cabin when the guys left.
The scene flashed, still showing a shot of the cabins, however the area was starting to get flooded. A beach chair innocently floated by, followed by a shed, a log with three raccoons on it, as well as a submarine with a squirrel on top of it.
The camera panned up to show the change of the weather from dark and raining to bright and sunny.
The scene flashed to Chef standing on the steps of the Mess Hall with a bucket of something, ringing a bell.
Chris then rode up on a fourwheeler. "Hey Chef, have you seen the campers."
"No." The burly man replied. "And I peeled a whole bag of rotten spuds." He picked up the bucket, showing it to the host.
Chris scratched his head. "Hmm… I can't find them either. Come to think of it… I can't even find their cabins."
The camera panned out slightly, and sure enough the cabins which housed the contestants were not in their usual spots with only a couple cinder blocks left behind.
The scene flashed, to the cabins out in the middle of the lake. The beach chair, which the raccoons moved to, was floating right next to Boomer and Danny's bed. The two were still sound asleep, not knowing that they were floating in the lake.
Blake yawned as she opened the door to her cabin. She took a couple steps out before plunging into the lake with a yelp.
Blake's yelp woke Danny up, who ended up screaming and falling out of bed when he noticed he was in a body of water, not a cabin.
Boomer had a similar reaction, accidentally rolling off of the top bunk into the water with a jolt.
All three popped their heads up from under the water.
"Uh, I don't remember this water being here last night." Boomer said.
"No shit sherlock." Blake said, picking leeches off of her arm. "Where the hell are we?"
"Can we talk about how ridiculous this is?" Danny said. "It's almost kinda funny." Just then, a fin swam past the schemer who gave a look of pure terror. The three jumped out of the water, running in place in the air before dashing to the cabin.
Boomer held onto the post of the cabin, with Danny and Blake clinging to each other, all were in complete fear of the shark. They then watched as the shark ate the guys' bunk bed whole and then the beach chair.
"Wait, where's Landon?" Boomer asked.
"Maybe the shark got him, so it's too full to eat us!" Danny exclaimed.
Confessional Landon
The movie nut wiped a tear from his eye as one of his movies ended. "Groundhog Day is simply one of the best movies to ever grace the world." He looked at his phone, and his eyes went wide. "Oh jeez, my phone is about to die! I better go charge it."
End Confessional
Landon opened the door to the confessional, and to his horror, he found that he was surrounded by water. With a scream, he quickly went back into the confessional and closed the door yelling, "I'm all aloooonnee adrift at sea! Even worse, there's no outlet! WAAAAA"
The scene flashed, and the trio of Boomer, Blake, and Danny had washed up on shore with the looked to be on a deserted island.
Boomer gave a sad look. "Landon is probably dead. We haven't seen him in forever, and the shark probably ate him!"
Blake and Danny's eyes widen.
"Do you really think he's dead?" Blake asked.
"Dude that's messed up, the producers wouldn't let any of us be killed, right?" Danny said
"Our first challenge was to jump off of a cliff, I'm not so sure they care about our lives too much." Blake said.
"So… Landon really could be dead?" Boomer asked. "He didn't deserve that man!"
"I mean… one less contestant in our way to the money, right?" Danny said, receiving glares from his two companions.
"Are you fucking serious!" Blake yelled. "We're stuck on a deserted island, and one of us could possibly be DEAD, yet you still only care about the money!"
Danny glared. "We don't even know if he is dead yet! Besides how do we know this isn't one of Chris's challenges. I mean look at these cheesy props." The schemer motioned to some rocks which were on the ground next to him. He kicked them, expecting them to be fake, however they were very much so real, causing Danny to recoil in pain. "Ow!"
Blake scoffed. "This seems a little too real to be a challenge."
Boomer looked to the ground. "That still means the possibility of Landon being dead is real." Blake and Danny looked down too.
"Should we… maybe have a funeral?" Blake offered. "Then after, we can try and figure out where to go from there."
Confessional Chris
"To set the record straight: my sets are not cheesy! I lost three interns moving those rocks into place. And about us not caring about the contestants lives? Uh hello, we don't want to get sued."
End Confessional
The camera was on Chris and Chef instead of any the contestants.
"So I guess craft day is canceled." Chris said. He then shrugged his shoulders. "Anyway, let's eat!"
Chef gave the host a horrified expression. "You mean you actually want to eat this slop?"
Chris laughed. "Yeah right. I mean the breakfast buffet back at our camp."
"Cool." Chef snickered, and slightly pushed Chris's chest. Snickering also, Chris playfully pushed Chef's arm with a little too much force that annoyed the burly man. Chef retaliated by pushing Chris hard enough out of the frame.
The scene flashed to Boomer, Blake, and Danny. Blake had managed to carve a small coffin using her chainsaw.
"I know it's weird having a coffin without a body, but it just feels right." Blake said
Boomer nodded. "Yeah, I bet Landon would've liked it."
The three then laid out some flowers on top of the coffin.
"Goodbye Landon, you didn't deserve to go so soon." Boomer gave a salute, and the other two followed suit as the scene flashed.
"So what should we do now?" Danny asked.
"I say we should try and build a raft." Boomer said. "We can try and finding our way back to camp using it."
"Heck no!" Blake said. "We should just stay here and wait for someone to rescue us!"
"But that's boooorring!" Boomer groaned. "Landon would've wanted us to do something more interesting, like build a raft."
"Don't you dare use Landon's death to your gain!" Blake yelled. "That's fucked up!"
"I'm not!" Boomer defended. "I'm just saying he probably would agree with me on this."
"No he'd probably agree with me because it's the smarter thing to do." Blake said.
"Why don't we just go explore the island, and make a shelter." Danny said. "That way we're not just sitting around, and a rescue team would be able to find us if they're searching."
Confessional Danny
"Honestly, I'm still not fully convinced this isn't a challenge. It's possible Chris is just setting us up, and Landon isn't really dead. I'm onto you Chris!"
End Confessional
Confessional Chris
He give a smirk, and sarcastically taunts Danny. "Oooooh I'm scared."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Things were getting tense. We were all hungry, covered in bug bites, and mourning over Landon. We had to keep our wits with us which I was trying to do, but Blake obviously didn't want to do the same."
End Confessional
"No, we need to leave the island!" Boomer went on.
"We need to stay in the same place!" Blake argued.
Danny groaned in annoyance. "I'm going to go for a walk."
The scene flashed as Danny poked his head out from behind some shrubs. The scheme smirked. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
The camera zoomed out, showing a pretty sizable tree house with a ladder leading up to its porch.
Confessional Landon
The movie nut was rocking back and forth in the confessional. "I need to go to my happy place. Bill Murray at my birthday party, Bill Murray at my birthday party, Bill Murray at my birthday party." All of a sudden, the confessional shook, causing Landon to scream. He started slapping himself across the face before coming to his senses. "Is that-"
End Confessional
Landon opened the door to the confessional booth, and it had finally washed up onto shore. "Sand!" Landon exclaimed. "Oh sweet Bill Murray I'm back at camp!" He ran out of the confessional through some shrubbery. He stopped and screamed in horror as he found a large skeleton of a dinosaur. He immediately turned around, and ran back to the confessional, screaming all the way.
He shut the door, and cried out. "How'd I get to Jurassic Park!?"
Confessional Chris
"The T-rex skull was my idea." The host laughed. "Did you see the look on his face? That was worth every intern lost moving that into place!"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to Danny, now on the porch of the treehouse. "Huh, it's actually a pretty nice view." He then called out. "Yo Blake, Boomer, I found a place for us to rest!"
He turned around and opened the door, however when he did a skeleton fell from the ceiling, causing Danny to scream, and jump backwards. This made him fall off of the treehouse deck.
He landed on the ground on his back, he looked at the skeleton in fear, scooching back. However, he ran into another dinosaur skeleton, making the schemer scream and jump away.
Blake and Boomer walked up to the area, eyes widened at the site.
Danny poked his head out from behind a bush. "So, still think we're close enough to row back to camp?"
Boomer rubbed his head. "Okay, never said I was always right."
The scene flashed back to the confessional booth with Landon screaming for help inside.
"I'm going to die!" The movie nut screamed, opening the door to the confessional. He noticed something in the distance. "Wait, are those coconuts?"
Confessional Chef and Chris
"Will someone please explain to me why there are palm trees and coconuts up here?" Chef asked. "We're in northern Ontario!"
"They were leftover props from the dinosauric movie shoot." Chris explained. Chef's eyes widen. "What?" Chris asked. "We're on a budget."
End Confessional
There were a couple coconuts cut in half thrown on the ground. The camera followed the direction they were going, and Landon was leaning up against a tree having finished eating some of the coconuts.
He burped. "It's been a grueling nine minutes of isolation. When a human mind is ripe for cracking." He held up a coconut. "You know what I'm talking about, right Mr. Coconut?" He asked the coconut.
The camera showed a shot of the coconut sitting in the palm of Landon's hands, not responding. At least not to the viewers. Landon gasped happily and hugged the coconut closer to him. "You do! You really do! It's just you and me now." He sighed. "If only Rosalina was here. But I'm going to die without getting a date with her. Oh Rosalina! Mr. Coconut, I'm so sad I don't have Rosalina. But… I'm so grateful she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide will bring?" He paused for a couple seconds before saying. "But I know what my bladder is bringing. It's time for potty."
Landon go up and walked to the outhouse, with Mr. Coconut still in hand. He went in a closed the door. He was then heard speaking to Mr. Coconut again. "Can you look the other way?"
The scene flashed back to the trio. They were on the deck of the treehouse, examining the skeleton in the doorway.
"Hold on! This is just like when they sent us to Boney Island!" Danny said. "Are you guys sure this isn't just another survival challenge?"
Blake and Boomer looked at each other.
"But… what about Landon?" Boomer asked.
"Who's to say he's even dead?" Danny asked. "We never saw it happen."
"We also haven't seen him in who knows how long." Blake said.
"Besides, we are really stranded on a deserted island, and if we don't build a raft to get out of here, we'll die too!" Boomer exclaimed.
Blake rolled her eyes toward her green-haired acquaintance. "If we're stranded, then the producers will send a search party for us. So we need to stay put."
"You say that as if the producers are smart enough to find us." Danny deadpanned.
Confessional Chris and Chef
Chris frowned while Chef had a smirk directed at Chris.
"I'm gonna let that comment pass." The host said, looking at his bigger friend.
Chef immediately wiped the smirk off of his face, and frowned, nodding in fake agreement.
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"I was better off without those other guys holding me back anyway. Watch, I'll be the one to win this challenge."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Maybe we shouldn't have split up." He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "But the other two weren't listening to me! So I had to take my fate into my own hands."
End Confessional
The three glared at each other.
"Fine." Boomer said. "Then it's every person for themselves!"
"Fine!" Danny and Blake said in unison. Danny walked into the treehouse with Blake and Boomer jumping to the ground. Blake took her chainsaw, looked at Boomer and then the two went their separate ways.
The camera then went to a shot of the outhouse. There was fifteen tick marks on the door.
"Fifteen minutes of isolation." Landon narrated. "Mr. Coconut and I had decided to live in the outhouse where it's safe."
The movie nut finished drawing a mouth on his coconut companion as in the distance, the roaring of a chainsaw was heard.
Landon screamed. "A psycho killer!"
The scene cut to Blake, who had her chainsaw going, but all of a sudden it stopped, giving a huff. "Ah fuck! Just what I needed."
The chainsaw lover then heard some rustling in the bushes. She smirked and started sneaking towards the noise.
She dove forward, knife in hand, and started stabbing down. But instead of killing an animal or another person, Blake instead collected some bananas on her knife.
The scene flashed, and Blake had now collected a pile of pineapples and bananas.
"Now that's what I'm talking about." She smirked at her findings. "Now all that's left is some protein." She licked her lips and looked behind her. "And that egg is perfect."
The chainsaw lover grabbed the egg and her pile of fruit, and started bringing it back towards the treehouse. However, a shadow of a prehistoric bird was seen tailing her.
The scene flashed again as Blake was getting back to the others. Boomer was almost finished with his raft, just tying the boards together with a rope.
Blake looked up, and gasped when she noticed Danny was eating some food from a can. "Where'd you find that?"
Danny smirked. "There was some non-perishable food in here for some reason. It's not bad."
"You have to share that with us that's not fair!" Blake yelled.
Boomer sighed. "He won't, I've already tried."
"I believe the terms were 'Every person for themselves.'" Danny teased. "And since we're alone on the island-"
The schemer was cut off by a large roar, making the three widen their eyes in fear.
"Or not…"
The scene flashed back to the confessional. Landon peeked out from the door, looking around with caution before saying, "Don't worry Mr. Coconut, I'll keep you safe."
Then another roar was heard, making the movie nut scream and slam the door of the confessional shut.
However, the camera cut to Chris and Chef at their camp, and the roaring was coming from Chef blowing into a conch shell.
"Brunch is served." Chef said.
"Ahh Brunch." Chris smiled, rubbing his stomach. "Such a civilized mean don't you think? You've already digested your breaky, but you're not quite ready for lunch." Chris gave a happy gasp. "Hollandaise! You outdid yourself Chef." The host swiped some of the sauce on his finger, and stuck it in his mouth
In response, Chef blew on the conch shell again as the scene flashed.
Danny looked up with a nervous expression. "I-it's probably just Chris trying to mess with us… heh."
Blake had sat down and started eating some of her fruit while Boomer finished his raft. As the wild child stood up, his stomach started growling.
"Whatever it is, I'm leaving." Boomer said. He started pushing his raft into the water.
"How do you even think you're going in the right direction?" Danny asked.
"I don't care as long as I do something." Boomer retorted.
Blake quickly ran up to Boomer, holding the egg. "I'll trade you this egg for a ride."
Confessional Blake
"Yeah the last thing I wanted to do was give away my egg, but I was beginning to think that maybe taking a raft was the best course of action."
End Confessional
In response, Boomer's stomach growled again. "Deal, I'm starving."
Danny gasped at this as he quickly jumped off the deck, and ran towards the two, who were on the raft in the water.
"You guys can't just leave me!" He exclaimed.
Blake smirked. "Yes we can."
"I mean there's kinda no more room." Boomer told him. "I was really only expecting this to hold one person. Two is kinda pushing it."
Confessional Danny
"Those fuckers actually left me!" He yelled. "They really left me there on that island alone to die! I-I mean obviously it was a challenge so I wouldn't have died but… FUCK THEM!" He slammed his fist on the seat in rage.
End Confessional
Back with Landon and Mr. Coconut, the two burst out of the confessional with a new sense of determination. Landon had now foregone all his clothes with the exception of a loincloth covering his groin area. He also had red markings on his body, as well as a headpiece with a skull and leaves. Where he got things to do this, I have no clue. Nor do I know where his clothes went.
Holding up a plunger as a weapon, the movie nut said, "Come on Mr. Coconut! We have to be brave!"
The scene flashed back to Chris and Chef. Chef was in the background, beating on a drum. Chris was in the foreground, repeatedly passing under a limbo bar.
"Ahh fun in the great outdoors." The host said. "Too back the interns are missing it. We should send them a video of this… Good times."
The scene flashed to Boomer and Blake on the raft in the middle of the lake. Boomer was rowing, but it wasn't to Blake's satisfaction.
"Come on dude, row faster!" Blake told the wild child.
Boomer frowned. "Let me row how I want to row. If you don't like it, you can hop off."
Blake rolled her eyes. "Give me that." She grabbed a hold of the oar, and the two started a slight tug-of-war with it.
"No! This is my raft, I get to row!" Boomer pouted.
"Dude, you've been rowing us in a circle, cuz there's the shore." Blake said.
The scene flashed, and the two had gotten to shore. The camera showed a trail of footprints going into the woods and a pile of open coconuts near them.
"Uh, are we sure this island is deserted?" Boomer asked.
Blake smirked and grabbed the egg. "And that will cost you one egg broccoli head."
"Hey!" Boomer whined, and grabbed the egg. The two started pulling it back and forth until a prehistoric goose flew up to them and roared.
"Uh know what, you're right," Boomer said, pushing the egg back towards Blake. "You can take the egg back."
"No, no, I gave it to you, I insist." Blake responded, pushing the egg towards Boomer.
The Goose roared again, and started diving towards the two. Blake took the egg and started to run away. However, the goose managed to catch her and lifted her up into the air.
"What the fuck!?" Blake yelled.
Boomer took quick action, and grabbed some rope from the raft. He then twirled it like a lasso and threw it towards Blake. He managed to snag her ankle, however the goose was too strong, and ended up taking both of them into the air. The two screamed.
The scene flashed to Danny sitting on the deck of the tree house. In the background, Landon popped up from behind some bushes. The movie nut stalked towards the schemer, plunger in hand. He roared, but instead of sounding terrifying, he managed to sound pretty wimpy. Nonetheless, it managed to still scare Danny, who screamed.
The scene went back to Blake and Boomer, who were still in the same predicament.
Back with Danny and Landon, Danny had taken to throwing some of his food at Landon, who had tried to climb the ladder to the deck. Danny managed to get a good hit on him with some canned food, and knocked Landon to the ground.
The movie nut sat up and groaned. He noticed one of the things Danny threw at him. "Chocolate covered coconut!? Mr. Coconut don't look!" He shielded the eyes of his fruity friend.
Danny stopped throwing stuff. "Wait… Landon!?"
"Yeah?"
Danny jumped down from the deck and hugged the movie nut in an out of character moment. "You're alive!"
Confessional Danny
"Ok, that hug meant nothing. I totally knew Landon wasn't dead, and even if he was I totally wouldn't have cared." His eye twitched slightly.
End Confessional
Boomer and Blake were still being carried by the giant goose. However, it had finally let go. The two crashed to the ground right next to Landon and Danny.
"Landon!?" Blake gasped.
"Landon! We thought you were dead!" Boomer exclaimed. Boomer and Blake both joined the hug between Danny and Landon.
"We had a funeral and burial with a coffin and everything." Blake said.
"Wait, I had a coffin? What was in it?" Landon quoted. He shook his head though. "Oh who cares, we're together, and that's what matters! I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go!"
All of a sudden a giant purple snake fell on the four, making everyone's eyes widen.
"Let me rephrase that… AHH!" The four all screamed as the scene flashed and they were all standing on the deck of the treehouse, looking down in fear of the snake."
The scene flashed to Chris and Chef. The two were enjoying a nice cup of coffee while chatting. Ahh the simple life.
"So Chef, how do you think the campers are doing on their 'deserted island?'" Chris asked his co-host.
"Anything coulda happened to them by now." Chef responded. "Mauled by bears, fell off a cliff, starve to death."
As Chef kept listing ways the contestants could've brutally perished, Chris got to thinking.
"Hmm… Maybe I should check the monitors and see what kind of footage we have." Chris suggested.
"Chris, man, you are one dedicated host." Chef told him. He picked Chris up, and started cradling him in his arms. "You're an inspiration."
"Thanks dude." Chris smiled, snuggling into Chef's chest. "It's what I do." I ship it.
The scene then flashed.
The four campers were in the tree house just sitting around playing I spy.
"I spy something that is brown." Boomer said.
"Ooh, ooh!" Landon raised his hand. "Is it Mr. Coconut!"
"Yep!" Boomer nodded.
"Look at that Mr. Coconut, Boomer chose you!" Landon told his fruity companion.
"He knows it's just a fruit, right?" Blake whispered to Boomer.
"Ugh! I've had enough!" Danny snapped.
"You don't like I spy?" Boomer asked. "We could do charades."
"No! I'm sick and tired of being stuck with you psychos!" Danny yelled. "I don't even like any of you."
"Fuck you!" Blake shot back. "Besides, not like you have any reason to think you aren't a psycho. You're a straight fucking psychopath!"
"Oh please, I came here to win the game, and I'm the only one who's serious about it!" Danny told her.
Boomer was the next to speak up. "Really? We're trapped on a deserted island and all you can think about is the competition?"
Danny rolled his eyes. "Please, this is probably just part of our challenge."
"Uh, doubtful." The wild child said. "The producers probably think we're dead, and at this rate it isn't going to take long till we die!"
"Wait, we're gonna die!?" Landon exclaimed. He then screamed. "I never got to go on a date, I never got to meet Bill Murray, I NEVER GOT TO HAVE BILL MURRAY CARESS MY-"
"Make him stop!" Blake shouted.
Danny took Mr. Coconut, and shoved him in Landon's mouth.
Confessional Blake
"This is how I'm going to die. Stranded with these fucking lunatics!"
End Confessional
"You know what we should do?" Landon asked.
"Run away and leave you and Mr. Coconut behind to fend for yourself against the horrors of nature?" Danny suggested.
"No! We should confess our sins!" Landon told the group.
"Yeah, I'm good." Blake crossed her arms.
"Why not, it'll feel great to release all of your sins before you die." Landon said.
The others just looked at each other warily as the scene flashed.
"You really thought that would be a good way to cure your boredom?" Danny asked Boomer. "That's incredibly fucked up!"
"At least it's not at bad as what Blake did!" Boomer defended.
"Fuck off." Blake crossed her arms. "I'm not proud of what I did, but it comes no where close to what that fucking monster did!" Blake exclaimed pointing at Danny. Boomer, who was sitting next to the schemer, nodded and scooted away slightly.
Danny just looked away awkwardly.
"See, don't you all feel better now!" Landon smiled.
"Not really." Danny muttered.
"I think this was not only a good bonding exercise," as Landon was talking a spider started coming down from the ceiling. "But I think it make us think about ourselves- EW SPIDER!" The spider had landed on Landon's head, and the movie nut jumped up, and ran outside.
"Guys look!" he said from outside.
The other three came out, and in the distance, smoke could be seen.
"Looks like we got neighbors. " Blake said. "Could it be the rescue team?"
Danny scoffed. "Or it's probably some trick."
"Why don't we find out?" Landon said. The scene flashed, and now Boomer, Danny, and Blake were covered in war paint. Boomer and Danny were holding make-shift spears, and Blake had her knife.
"Uh, we sure about this?" Blake asked.
"It's fine!" Landon said. "We just need to pretend that we're the head hunters, and scare the crap outta them!"
"Aren't you forgetting about something?" Danny asked. "Like a fifty foot python blocking the way!"
"Oh that, pfft." Landon simply dropped Mr. Coconut, and the fruit landon on the snake's head, knocking it out.
"Why didn't you do that before?" Boomer asked.
"Because I didn't think of it till now." Landon said. "C'mon Let's go kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I-"
"Can we just get on with it!" Danny yelled.
The scene flashed, and the four were running in the woods before stopping.
"This is it, we may not make it out of here alive." Landon said. "I just want you all to know, it was an amazing experience meeting you."
"Can't say the same." Danny deadpanned.
"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" Landon cried out. The four then dashed into a clearing, weapons at the ready.
And there was Chris and Chef. Chef got scared by the four and jumped into Chris's arms.
"Hey guys, it's about time you showed up." Chris said, letting Chef back down to the ground.
"Mr Coconut! It was a figment of my imagination this entire time!" Landon cried to his Coconut companion.
"Why's he talking to a coconut?" Chef asked Chris.
"It's not a figment of your imagination Landon." Chris told him. "It's actually our production crew's secret location."
The other three contestants gasped.
"What about the T-rex skull though?" Danny asked.
"Or the scary prehistoric geese?" Boomer added.
Chris laughed. "Oh those are just leftover from a dinosaur movie that we-"
Blake cut the host off. "You mean while we were out there fending for our fucking lives you were having the time of your fucking life so close to us!?"
It started to pour rain, and Chris looked up at the sky.
"Yeah, that would be accurate Blake." Chris said as he and Chef went into the camper that was at the set. "Sorry, I'd invite you in, but there's only room for six. See you at the campfire ceremony!"
With that, he shut the door, leaving the four contestants out in the pouring rain as thunder boomed in the distance.
The scene then flashed to the campfire ceremony.
"Well, it's been a grueling day campers." Chris said. "Frankly, Chef and I are worn out. I hope you learned two valuable lessons today. One: Always make sure your cabins are securely fastened to the ground, and two: the 'every camper for themselves' idea, sucks. Four heads are always better than one."
"Excuse me, I think you mean five." Landon said, holding up Mr. Coconut.
"Which brings us to yet another dramatic campfire ceremony." Chris said, holding up a plate with four marshmallows.
"Wait, you have four marshmallows there, that's one for each of us!" Danny noted.
"Excellent observation Danny." Chris said. "Blake, Danny, Boomer, Landon." One by one, Chris tossed the marshmallows to the four.
Landon's eyes widened. "Oh no, you don't mean-"
"Yep. It's time for Mr. Coconut to walk the dock of Shame." Chris told the movie nut.
"Why!" Landon yelled out as Chris forcefully took the fruit from him.
"Get it together dude, you're starting to creep me out." Chris told him, throwing Mr. Coconut down the dock of shame, and into the water.
"Mr. Coconut!" Landon cried out. "I'll never forget you!"
"By the way, what we confessed back there, stays in that treehouse." Danny said.
"No arguments there." Blake said.
The camera then panned out, showing Mr. Coconut floating in the water in all of his sexy glory. He will be missed.
Reasoning: This was the hardest elimination of the season. While you may be thinking I'm joking, I'm actually not. That's part of the reason this took so long. I did actually think about having someone else eliminated here, and have Mr. Coconut be in the next episode before actually leaving. The elimination here is half of the deciding factor on how the rest of the season will play out. All that's left is who is going to get eliminated next episode. I have it down to 2 people, and either one will change the final 2. So it's still anyone's game. But for now, rip to the sexy Mr. Coconut
I had a hard time writing this chapter, so apologies if it isn't up to par. Admittedly this is the most forgettable episode in TDI for me, with the only memorable thing being Mr. Coconut. I didn't have the most motivation for this chapter, nor did I really have any ideas other than Landon making Mr. Coconut because that's a huge Castaway reference with Wilson, and how could I not have the movie nut do that. But yeah, sorry it is sooooo similar to the canon episode. I will say, don't forget to vote on my poll if you haven't! I hope you have a good day loves! Till next time!
Votes:
N/A
Eliminated:
23rd: Flex
22nd: Colin
22st: Bridget
20th: Jade
19th: Samantha
19th: Emily
17th: Graham
(Returned): Landon
16th:Steven
(Returned): Katelyn
15th: Celestia
14th: Hailey
13th: Toby
12th: Adam
11th: Katelyn
10th: Rosalina
9th: Katrina
8th: Juliette
7th: Sherwood
6th: Colleen
5th Mr. Coconut Audition:
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...pation to see what he says, he knows he doesn't need to speak in order to be cast for the show. The tape ends as he jumps off of the chair to start moving towards the water.