After the Republic had saved Ahsoka, Barriss, Nikolai, and Takeo, the Ultimis Crew had gone to the medical bay."Hey, hunk of metal!" Yelled Nikolai."Where is Vodka?!"
The Medical droid looked at him but had no expression on his face."Vodka? I can not say I'm familiar with that." The droid responded.
"I think we should focus on getting out of here and to the moon," Dempsey suggested."Right, Doc?"
Richtofen, who was looking at the medical droid in fascination, snapped back to reality and nodded."Uh...right...whatever you said..."
"So, General," Dempsey said to Obi-Wan Kenobi."How exactly are you going to get us back to our planet?"
Obi-Wan looked at him across the hologram table."I'm sorry, but we can't help you right now." Obi-Wan said."We've lost communication with Master Luminara Unduli and her clone."
"And let me guess, you want us to help?" The American soldier asked.
"If it's not too much trouble..." Kenobi said.
Dempsey sighed."One side quest after the other."
"And to think..." Nikolai muttered."I was so close to drinking Vodka..."
"Nikolai, will you just shut up about Vodka for one sentence?!" Dempsey snapped.
The gunship then landed near the temple where they would find Luminara Unduli, who was tracking Poggle. They went in there, finding the dead body of a clone trooper named Buzz.
Obi-Wan looked around and noticed something on the ground."This is not a good sign." He said, picking up a lightsaber that belonged to the Mirialan."Luminara's lightsaber." He handed it to Anakin.
"Can I have one!" Said Nikolai, almost as if he were a child. Takeo rolled his eyes.
They then headed into a dark tunnel, the Jedi using their lightsabers for light.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Said Dempsey.
As they walked through the tunnel, Kenobi comlink beeped and they saw a Hologram of the Jedi Master."Master Kenobi! If you are hearing this, you must fall back. Repeat, fall bac-" The hologram was then gone.
"She's not too far." Kenobi said before they ran down the tunnel. They stopped once they heard a clicking noise.
"Am I out of ammo in this thing?" Nikolai said aloud, looking at his blaster rifle. The flashlights then showed a bunch of grey Geonosians with yellow eyes.
"I don't like the looks of this." Said Obi-Wan.
"Wait...have they been affected by element 115?" Takeo asked.
"115?" Anakin said in confusion.
The clones, Jedi, and the Ultimis crew then quickly started to shoot them. Cody put a blaster bolt right through one of their heads, yet it still stood.
They quickly stood back and shot the ceiling to block them from the undead.
"What were those things? We couldn't kill them." Anakin asked.
"They were the effects of element 115." Said Richtofen."You see, the people I worked with, Group 935, found this and tried using it for many inventions such as teleportation and weapons. We even used on the deceased to build an army..." He explained.
"But how did the Separatist even find this...115?" Asked Obi-Wan.
Richtofen shrugged."Beats me."
"Damn it, not even in a Galaxy far, far away, we still have to fight meatbags." Dempsey complained.
"This is never going to work..." Said Takeo as Nikolai walked with the Jedi.
"Remind, why is he with us?" Obi-Wan asked Anakin as they walked to the Geonosian queen.
"He's the distraction," Anakin said back.
"Hey, Tak," Dempsey nudged the warrior."Is that what I think it is?"
Takeo's eyes widened at what he saw."A teleporter!" Takeo looked at Richtofen."Do you think that might help us get to our next destination?"
Richtofen smiled."Yes...but first we need Nikolai."
"Hey, bug who's nearly as big third wife!" Yelled Nikolai."Any Vodka?"
"You...you are evil..." The Geonosian queen said.
"Huh...my second wife said the same thing."
The Geonosians took the Jedi's lightsabers, leaving them defenseless.
"Cody, now!" Ordered Kenobi. The clones then came out, shining their flashlights on the undead Geonosians.
"Wait, huh?" Nikolai asked, confused at what was happening. Dempsey then grabbed his drunken friend and they ran into the teleporter, which was blue and had a Separatist symbol at the top.
"Huh?" Richtofen said."This looks almost like my Nazi teleporter...oh well..."
"Goodbye friends!" Nikolai waved at the Jedi, clones, and undead Geonosians."See you if this story ever gets a sequel!"
"This actually a prequel story to Temporal Rifts," Said Dempsey."Wait, aren't you in that story anyway?"
"Well, I am but it's not me it's...ah, just read the story yourself."
And with that, the Ultimis crew teleported.
Poggle and the Geonosian queen looked at Obi-Wan and Anakin in confusion.
The two Jedi just shrugged, equally confused.