The scene opens up to Chris McClean, a refreshing sight after last week's fiasco with Chef Hatchet. Chris smiles, and lifts his arms up as he begins the recap.
"Last time on Total Drama Island… Yours truly was off MCing a swanky awards show. So Chef took over as host. And maaan, was he brutal to the campers. Not only did he dump them in the middle of the woods to fend for themselves, but he left them alone with scary dude: Sasquatchanakwa! They ran helter, they ran skelter, they ran into a crowded bat cave! Massive mistake might I add. The dorky duo ended up admitting defeat, as they begged the adversaries to let them bunk with them. Danny, always having a scheme up his sleeve agreed, and he and Blake managed to run off with the map, and the other team's dignity. They once again proved that despite their rocky relationship, Blake and Danny are able to work together. In the end, it was movie nut Landon who took the trek down the dock of shame for being a huge social threat. This left three glutton-for-punishment campers to head into our most exciting challenge yet! Don't believe me? Then I triple dog dare you to watch this episode of Total. Drama Island!"
~~~Theme Song~~~
The scene panned into an overhead shot of the island before zooming in, and switching to a view of one of the loudspeakers with a seagull sleeping in a nest. A loud ring emitting from the loudspeaker before Chris spoke.
"Campers! Welcome to the semi finals!" As Chris's voice rang out, the seagull choked and spit out a work, which fell to the ground. It started squirming away, happy to be free, only to be picked up by another bird.
"Today, we reward our challengers with an all you can eat pancake breakfast! That's right, genuine food byproduct served with fresh ingredients relatively close to their expiration date."
As the host explains this, a shot of Chef making the pancakes is shown. The burly man is flipping on up, but accidentally throws it too hard, getting it stuck to the ceiling. He scowls before scraping it off with a dirty shovel.
Confessional Boomer
"Man, I actually man it to the final 3, that's crazy dude! I guess that just shows that sometimes, it's best to not take everything so seriously."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"Me, in the final 3? Well duh! I mean, how could I not have made it this far? I may have had close calls, but my cunning managed to get me here with ease."
End Confessional
Confessional Blake
"Final 3 baby! Yeah! I'm so close to the end, I can just taste that 100k. I've powered my way here, and I'm gonna power my way to that money."
End Confessional
The final 3 were in line, waiting for their pancakes. Blake was the first one to get hers, then Danny, then Boomer.
As the chainsaw lover was walking away with her plate, Chef put a small stack of pancakes on Danny's plate. The schemer looked at the plate in disgust as the top pancake was covered in grime, hair, and toenails.
Boomer excitedly walked up, ready for some pancakes. "Hit me up Chef! I've been absolutely dying for some pancakes forever!"
Chef place a small stack on the wild child's plate.
"That's it? C'mon Cheffy, it's 'All you can eat.'" Boomer said.
Chef became pissed, and he picked up the table of pancakes, and dumped it on Boomer.
The green-haired guy paused for a moment, covered in pancaked before exclaiming, "Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
Confessional Blake
"Yeah the money will be fucking sweet, but you know what's sweeter? Making sure that slimeball Danny loses."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"I would like to say everything went my way this game, and while that's mostly true, the one thing I wish I managed to do is get rid of Blake. She's been an on and off thorn in my side this whole game!"
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Man those pancakes are good. Oh, but I already know I have a guaranteed spot in the finale. I mean, if Danny and Blake win, they sure as hell aren't taking each other. And Danny is still trying to play up that fake crush on me, which I plan on using to my advantage. It's gonna be so funny toying with him." The confessional ended with Boomer laughing at the thought.
End Confessional
Confessional Blake
"When I win, I can finally get into the college that I want." She stared at the camera blankly for a couple moments. "What? Is it that surprising I want to have an education? Dicks."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"To be honest, I don't have much of a plan for the money. But, hey, money's money."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Man, if I win the cash, I can finally get away from that bitch of a mother I have. I want nothing more than to never see her again."
End Confessional
Confessional Blake
"I've had enough drama to last me a damn lifetime. Between the drama with me and Kat, and this feud with Danny, I just want to get my check, and be done with this shit."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"8 weeks is a looong time to spend with idiots like the other two. At least the mothership knows where Boomer is now. And, ugh, Blake. The worst person I have met in my life. Sadly, I think I'm going to have to drag her to the final 2 with me. Since it's probably going to be a jury vote, she seems like the best bet for me to take to win against."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"I mean Blake's cool I guess, but she's so touchy. Like you can't go five minutes without her getting pissed at something. And Danny's always scheming. You can't get any genuine feelings from the guy. These two are so predictable, it's gotten pretty boring with just those other two. I miss the days when there were still 22 of us."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"Honestly, I don't even understand how Boomer managed to stumble his way here. Same with Blake! The only challenges she won were ones I was teamed up with her."
End Confessional
Confessional Blake
"I got two wins under my belt post merge, with the likes of Rosalina and Boomer, I think it shows how strong of a competitor I am."
End Confessional
Confessional Danny
"Honestly, I deserve to win the money more than the other two. I actually played the game using my head, and I won when I needed to. I may have gotten people eliminated, but that's what the game is all about. I don't get why people take it so personally."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the amphitheater. Sitting behind a desk was Boomer, Danny, and Blake with Chris standing in front of them, getting ready to explain the challenge.
"Campers, welcome to the semi-finals!" Chris congratulated, "The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so they asked the ousted campers for ideas! Turns out they had a lot."
Danny and Blake gave each other worried glances, as Boomer grinned with excitement.
"They provided us with the sickest, most twisted and insane dares imaginable in TDI's version of: Spin the Bottle!" Chris moved back a couple steps, revealing a large wheel decorated with the past contestants' faces on it and a large green bottle in the middle.
Chris then started to list off the contestants, and the camera flashed to their picture when they were mentioned. "Starting with Jade! Hailey! Adam! Bridget! Samantha! Flex! Colin! Celeste! Sherwood! Rosalina! Katelyn! Emily! Katrina! Colleen! Toby! Steven! Juliette! Graham! And our resident loser movie nerd, Landon!"
The camera focused back on Chris as he continued, "Put them all together, and you have a high-stakes game of I Triple Dog Dare You!"
"This is the last challenge before the finals?" Blake asked. "What, are we going to do seven minutes in heaven next?"
Boomer grinned. "C'mon, from how much he's hyping up these dares, I think this is gonna be a tough challenge." He punched his fist into the palm of his hand. "And boy am I ready!"
Danny gave an awkward smile. "That's my Boomer."
Boomer smirked, and winked at Danny.
Confessional Danny
"So, I think Boomer didn't actually realize that the fake flirting from last challenge was actually fake. But hey, I'm not complaining, I still get to manipulate him, and I think this will get him to take me to the end if that's how it works out. It's just gross having to flirt with him of all people."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
"Danny thinks I'm still falling for that fake crush he's trying to put on, and I'm going to let him think that. He thinks he's playing me, when I'm the one playing him. I think I'd rather go against him in the finale anyway. I'm pretty sure the jury would totally vote for me over him to win. So if this'll be what gets us there, then so be it. I don't mind having a guy fake flirt with me."
End Confessional
Chris spun the bottle, and started to explain how the challenge was going to work. "Each camper will take turns spinning the bottle; the camper you land on determines the type of dare you'll perform."
The camera zooms in on the picture of Steven's face as the bottle comes to a stop, pointing at the heartthrob.
Chris walked over next to Chef, who was wearing a sparkly and translucent gown that looked gorgeous on him. Chef is the gender-queer icon we need in these trying times. The sex-I mean burly man held a tray with three purple bottles on in."
"You can choose to take the dare for yourself, and win a get-out-of-dare freebie," Chris explained, picking up one of the bottles. "Oooor, you can choose to inflict the dare on one of your competitors."
Danny and Blake immediately locked eyes with each other, knowing that the other is probably going to target them.
"What if we don't do the dare?" Blake asked, peeling her gaze away from Danny.
Chris just smiled. "That's not a good option in my opinion. Anyone who refuses to complete their dare will immediately be sent to the dock of shame," The camera panned over to the dock with the boat of losers docked at it, "they will board the boat of losers, do not go to bonfire, do not collect marshmallow, and do not get to win $100,000. Capisce?"
Confessional Blake
"Holy shit, a sudden death elimination? That's fucking brutal dude."
End Confessional
Chris walked up behind an oil drum podium, and smirked. "Okaaay, who's up first?"
Boomer jumped at the chance. "Me! I wanna see how brutal these dares are gonna be." The wild child walked over to the wheel, and spun the bottle."
Confessional Chris
"Okay, so here's the deal, Chef and I have a little side bet going on. Whoever pukes first, has to pony up a hundred bucks."
End Confessional
"Okay, let's get this party started!" Chris exclaimed.
The spinning bottle started to slow down, and the camera zoomed in when it stopped, showing that it stopped on Hailey.
"Hailey's dare." Chris smirked, holding up a notecard. "Eat canned dog food."
The camera zoomed in on Danny, then Blake, both of which gave pure looks of disgust.
Boomer just laughed. "Aw dude, that's gross! I'm down."
Chris just frowned. "Really? You're down to eat dog food? You do remember I said you could dare one of your competitors, right? Neither of them have freebies yet."
Boomer just waved him off. "Pssh, eating dog food isn't even that bad. I've eaten way worse."
Chris just looked at him awkwardly as Chef walked up with a plate of wet dog food.
"Uh, enjoy… I guess.."
"Here goes nothing." Boomer said before taking a bite of the dog food.
The camera showed Blake and Danny, both of which were immensely grossed out. Danny even gagged at the sight.
Chris and Chef were shown to have similar reactions. Chris's cheeks puffed up, but he managed to swallow back his puke. "Oh jeez, it's only the first dare, and I'm already almost barfing…"
Chef glazed his way, but Chris made sure to quickly point out, "Almost."
Boomer finished the dog food, and gave a loud burp. "Ah shit man, that was gross!"
"Tell me about it." Chris mumbled. He handed the wild child a freebie. "But you managed to do the dare, and you win a freebie."
Boomer took it gratefully. "Nice!" He went back to the desk with Danny and Blake.
The scene flashed, and Blake was next up. The chainsaw lover spun the bottle, and watched it as it slowed down and landed on Celestia's face.
"Celestia's dare is: make out with the person on your right for thirty seconds." Chris told Blake.
She smirked, and she turned towards the two guys. "Well Danny, I think you better pucker up for your boy Boomer."
Danny and Boomer's eyes both widened. Both guys were fine with the fake flirting to get ahead, but actually kissing each other was a whole nother level.
Danny awkwardly looked at Boomer and sighed. "Let's just do it."
Boomer awkwardly rubbed the back of his head. "Uh, okay."
The two pressed their lips together as a timer appeared on screen. As soon as they did however, Danny's eyes widened, and he tried not to gag.
Confessional Danny
He sat in the confessional gagging. "Why… why did this have to-" he gagged again. "Happen right after he ate dog-" Danny's cheeks puffed up from vomit, but he managed it down. "Dog food…"
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
The wild child gave the camera an awkward look. "He's really determined, isn't he?"
End Confessional
The two guys were still shown making out as the timer finally hit 30 seconds, and a dinging sound was heard. The two quickly separated, and Danny gagged. Boomer raised an eyebrow, and Danny responded, "Sorry, it's just the dog food taste is still there."
Boomer just smirked, knowing Danny was having trouble keeping up the facade. "That makes sense I guess."
Blake started cackling as she returned to her seat. "Hope you two lovebirds enjoyed the makeout time."
Danny just sent a glare her way as he got up, and walked over to the wheel. He spun it, and watched as it spun around, finally landing on Toby. "Toby."
Chris took out his notecard, and read the dare. "Lie in a pool of cockroaches."
Danny pointed his gaze at Blake. "I triple-dog dare Blake."
Confessional Danny
"She may be the one I'm thinking of dragging to the finale with me, but that doesn't mean I'm just going to let the bitch off easily."
End Confessional
The chainsaw lover rolled her eyes. "Shocker."
Danny smirked and shrugged. "I thought you would enjoy bathing in your own kind."
Blake just scowled in return as the scene flashed.
On stage was a pink blow-up pool filled with cockroaches. Blake looked at it in disgust.
"You just need to submerged yourself in this pool of roaches for ten seconds." Chris explained.
Blake gave a huff. "Here goes nothing I guess." She then got in the pool as a timer appeared on screen again.
The camera went and showed Boomer and Danny, with the former looking slightly grossed out, and the latter smirking at the sight.
Switching back to view the pool, the timer finally dinged, and Blake resurfaced, and spit out a couple of roaches. "Easy." She smirked.
Confessional Blake
"If these guys think I'm gonna go down that easily, they have another thing coming."
End Confessional
The scene flashed to a panned out shot of the island, before flashing again to Chris.
"Welcome back to TDI's semi finals, in a challenge we like to call: I Triple-Dog-Dare You!" The host reintroduced. "Boomer, you're up next!"
The wild child smiled with excitement as he spun the wheel. It went around before finally stopping on Colin's photo.
"Go streaking across the island." Chris read.
"That's it?" Boomer asked. "Tsk, that's an easy one." He immediately started to get undressed, and once he was in his birthday suit, Boomer took off running. "Woo hoo!"
Confessional Danny
"Okay, I seem to have forgotten that Boomer is a psycho who will basically do anything. It's going to be tough to find a dare he won't do, especially if he's going to be getting a lot of freebies." The schemer pondered a moment before continuing. "Not to mention, I don't want to completely burn my bridge with him so he starts targeting me with dares. I have to be careful with how I play my cards. All I know is, getting to that final 2 with Blake is going to be hard to do."
End Confessional
Danny took this time while Boomer was gone to talk to Blake. "Okay, here's the deal, I think we should team up and try and get Boomer out of here."
Blake stared at the not-so-nice guy blankly for a moment, then proceeded to burst out laughing. "And why the hell would I want to take you to the finale?"
"Because, we're each other's best bet to win this game." Danny explained. "Neither of us can win a jury vote against Boomer. He was friends with a lot of people."
Blake just laughed harder. "Yeah right, I know you're just trying to get me to target Boomer so you can just skate to the finale."
"No, I'm serious about teaming up with you for this cha-"
"I'm done working with you." Blake told Danny. "I'm sick of it, and you have to be an idiot to think that I want to take you, of all people to the final 2."
Danny just scowled deeply as Boomer returned.
"Here's another freebie for you." Chris said, handing the wild child a freebie.
"Nice!" He walked back over to the desk.
"Uh… you know you can put your clothes back on, right?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, but I dunno man, I just feel so free." Boomer joked.
"Boomer… please put your clothes back on." Chris awkwardly told him.
"Okayy." The wild child started getting dressed, but not before smirking and starring Danny in the eye as he put his pants back on.
The schemer just groaned and slammed his head on the desk.
Confessional Blake
"Yeah, I don't know how stupid Danny thinks I am, but I'm sure as hell not taking him to the finale over Boomer. He can kiss my ass."
End Confessional
Confessional Boomer
He sat there laughing for a moment before speaking. "Ah man, I'm really enjoying toying with Danny. He's trying so hard to keep this facade up, but he's failing so badly!"
End Confessional
The scene flashed, and Danny was back up to bat. With a scowl on his face, the schemer spun the bottle. It ended up landing on Landon
Chris read off his notecard, "Landon's dare is: Suck on Boomer's sweaty sock."
Everyone had grossed out looks on their faces at this.
Danny shook it off, and looked at his rival. "Hope you enjoy the taste of sweat and fungus Blake."
The chainsaw maniac gave a worried look before looking at Boomer, who was taking his sock off.
"Uh, so, funny thing; I haven't washed this the whole time I've been here." Boomer told her.
Blake recoiled in disgust. "Dude, that's fucking rank."
Boomer gave a sheepish grin in return.
Blake took the sock, and looked at it wearily. The camera viewed Chris, Chef, and Danny with the former two both frowning in disgust, and Danny smirking.
Blake took a deep breath before sticking the sock in her mouth and sucking on it.
Danny's eyes widened, and Chris and Chef's cheeks puffed out, with the two of them almost vomiting. Chef was the first to hold it back, and Chris soon followed, not wanting to lose the bet.
Blake finally spit the sock out, and started spitting on the ground to get the taste out of her mouth. However, that didn't help, and she ended up barfing.
"Ew." Danny said.
"Fuck… you…" Blake muttered before puking again.
"Uh, yeah, I say we give Blake a couple minutes to sort that out before we start the next round…" Chris said as the scene faded to black…
The scene panned back in to Blake, who had a small spot of puke on her lower lip, up at the wheel. She wiped the puke off before spinning the wheel. It landed on Colleen's picture.
"What the hell could Colleen come up with?" Blake asked.
"Have your head shaved by Chef." Chris read.
Blake just laughed before turning back to Danny. "Better say bye-bye to your hair Danny boy."
The schemer gasped, and laid his hand on the top of his head.
The scene flashed to Danny in the barber's chair, and Chef Hatchet was next to him holding a set of clippers.
Chris then popped up next to the chair as well. "So what's it going to be Danny? Are you going to shave your head? Or are you going to back out and miss out on the chance of $100,000?"
Danny gave a nervous look to Chef and the clippers, then glazed over at a canoe that held the $100,000 prize money. After seeing the money, the schemer got a look of determination on his face and said, "Shave it off Chef."
The burly man shrugged as he went to work on Danny's head.
The scene flashed to the floor next to the chair. There was hair everywhere, and a couple more patches fell before the camera panned up to a now bald Danny and Chef, who just finished cutting his hair.
Chef Hatchet held up a mirror for Danny to see his new look. The schemer sighed, and looked longingly at his reflection.
Confessional Danny
He sat in the confessional rubbing his head. "I hate that it had to come to this, but I am not giving up on that prize money. No matter how much shit I go through, I WILL make it to that final 2."
End Confessional
As Danny returned to behind the desk, Blake smirked at him. "Looking good Mr. Clean."
The not-so-nice guy just held up his middle finger at her.
The scene flashed, and Danny was back up he spun the bottle. It landed on Katrina next.
"Eat a ghost pepper with no milk." Chris read.
"Today's just your day to shove shit in your mouth isn't it Blake?" Danny smirked.
Blake just rolled her eyes, and stood up. She walked over to Chef, who had the ghost pepper on a plate for her. "Here goes nothing." The chainsaw lover took the pepper, and put it in her mouth. She started chewing. Instantly, she felt the head from the pepper, and her face started turning red. She started wheezing as smoke comically started coming out of her ears.
Blake brought her hands up to her mouth in a panic. It was clear she was having a lot of trouble.
"Make sure you swallow it Blake," Danny teased, "wouldn't want you getting eliminated on your girlfriend's dare after all."
Blake gave him the finger before continuing to chew the pepper. Finally, she managed to swallow it, and immediately had a coughing fit after."
"Honestly, props to you brah." Chris told her. Blake and Danny returned to behind the desk as Boomer got up to spin the wheel.
He spun it, and it landed on Katelyn.
"Oh great, what did the she-devil come up with?" Boomer asked.
"Walk across a pile of Legos, barefoot." Chris read.
Boomer, Danny, and Blake all gasped.
"That's fucking brutal dude." Blake said.
Boomer pondered for a moment over using a freebie or not. However, the wild child got a look of determination on his face. "Know what, bring it."
The scene flashed as Chef finished laying out a bed of Legos. Boomer, who was barefoot, stood before it and looked on with fear. He took a deep breath before taking his first step.
The camera went to Danny and Blake, who both started wincing as screams of pain were heard from Boomer.
Finally, the torture was over, as Boomer stepped off the bed of the evil and painful plastic blocks.
Chris handed him a freebie. "You're braver than any soldier dude."
"That was the worst experience of my life." Boomer said, limping back to the table.
Blake got up, and spun the wheel, with it this time landing on Jade.
"Jade's dare is: get punched in the face by your competitors." Chris explained.
Blake just laughed. "Oh, Danny is gonna get it."
The schemer's eyes widened. "Oh no."
"Boomer, I'll allow you to take the first hit." Blake said.
The wild child shrugged. "Okay." He turned to Danny, gave him a sympathetic look, then decked him across the face.
Danny fell out of his chair and onto the ground. He held where he was hit and cursed to himself.
"Don't wimp out too much buddy."
Danny looked up to Blake, who was now looming over him with a grin on her face.
The schemer frowned, hating to see her have so much power over him at this moment. He begrudgingly stood up, and waited for the punch.
Blake swung, and her fist connected with Danny's jaw, a lot harder than the schemer expected. So much so, that one of Danny's teeth flew out of his mouth.
"Ah! Fuck!' Danny yelled. "She knocked my fucking tooth out!"
Blake smiled innocently. "Oops."
Confessional Danny
He sat in the confessional, glaring at the tooth that was knocked out. "That bitch wants to play hard ball? Fine. I'll play hardball." He curled the hand holding the tooth into a fist and gave the confessional camera a glare.
End Confessional
Danny went up to Boomer. "Boomer, this is crazy, but mind giving me your freebies? You clearly have no intention to use them, and that bitch needs to be taught a lesson."
Boomer thought it over for a couple moments. It could be a stupid move to give his freebies to Danny, but on the other hand, it'll help him make sure the two will get to the finale.
"Know what? Deal." Boomer said. "Chris, I'd like to give all my freebies to Danny."
"Oh, well, sure!' Chris said, somewhat caught off guard by the request.
Danny smirked as Boomer gave him his freebies.
"What!? That's bullshit!" Blake yelled. "Isn't that against the rules!?"
Chris shrugged. "There really aren't any rules."
Blake just growled.
Confessional Blake
"Fuck this shit ass show!"
End Confessional
Danny got up, and walked towards the wheel. "It's game on now Blake." He told her as he spun the wheel.
The scene flashed and a montage started.
The bottle spun, and landed on Adam. Then Blake was shown getting into an ice bath. When she did, she immediately started shivering.
Next, the bottle landed on Rosalina, and Boomer was shown walking on a tightrope with a stick with meat tied to it over a body of water with sharks jumping up out of the water to try and snag a bite.
The scene flashed again, and Boomer was shown handing a freebie to Danny, who smirked and spun the wheel again, having it land on Bridget's face. He pointed to Blake who was then shown having to eat a cockroach.
After that, Blake spun the wheel, and it landed on Steven. Blake pointed towards Danny, who just held up a freebie and smirked.
Finally, multiple shots of Boomer doing dares such as swimming in pig manure and smashing a hornets nest were shown. Then multiple shots of him handing freebies to Danny were seen before the scene flashed.
Then the montage ended. Danny now had multiple freebies, while Boomer and Blake had none. Blake was in a state of disarray, with her hair somewhat out of whack.
Danny then went and spun the bottle. It spun and spun before finally landing on Flex's picture.
Chris looked at the card, and cringed. "Flex's dare is to drink powdered fruit punch from the toilet."
"Ew, that's gross." Danny cringed. "It must suck to be Blake since I triple-dog-dare her to do this."
Blake's eyes widened. She groaned, and held her head in her arms. She was a tough bitch, but even she has her limits. She looked back up at Danny, who had a shit-eating grin on his face. Blake narrowed her eyes and stood up. "I'm going in."
Confessional Blake
"No way am I letting that dickweed get the better of me!"
End Confessional
The scene flashed to the communal washroom where Chris poured powdered fruit punch into one of the dirty toilet bowls. He then mixed it together with a toilet plunger, letting some of the green water splash out.
Blake and Chef looked at the toilet with pure fear and disgust on their faces.
"No way, that's so gross!" Chris said, handing Blake a straw.
The chainsaw maniac took it and bent down. She shuddered and looked at the toilet nervously. Then she went in for the kill, sticking the straw in the toilet and drinking the gross toilet water.
Soon, Blake stopped, and her cheeks puffed out as she gagged. Blake then ran out of the stall, and loud vomiting sounds were heard off screen. This made Chris and Chef's cheeks bulge out as well. But this time, Chris wasn't able to hold his vomit back as he blew chunks on the floor. Chef slightly smirked at Chris, who handed him $100, but he too ended up vomiting.
Confessional Chris
"Okay, that was soooo gross!" Chris groaned before vomiting on the confessional floor. "Is there anything these sickos won't do!?"
End Confessional
Boomer then got up to spin the wheel. He spun it, and it landed on Emily.
"Give a bear a purple nurple." Chris read off his note card.
"Easy." Boomer said. "This is like the third time I've had to deal with a bear on this show. I'm used to it by now." With that, the wild child ran off to find a bear cave.
This left Danny and Blake alone. The latter was definitely not looking so hot.
"Uh, you okay?" Danny asked.
"Don't fucking talk to me." Blake snapped.
Confessional Danny
"Okay, I have to admit that even I feel a little bad. I still hate Blake's gut, don't get me wrong, but that was a brutal dare. I think it's time I start focusing on trying to get Boomer out over torturing Blake."
End Confessional
Soon Boomer came back, slightly beat up and covered in mud. "I did it! Dude that was so exhilarating!"
Chris handed him a freebie, which he then passed to Danny.
Blake then got up, and spun the bottle. It landed on Graham's face, and Chris read the dare, "Sit in a box with a large Boa constrictor."
"I dare the snake Danny to sit with the snake." Blake said, but Danny was quick to hold up a freebie.
"I'm gonna pass on that." Danny said.
Blake just glared and sat back down as Danny went up to spin the bottle. It landed on Sherwood's face this time, and Chris read this dare out. "Keep silent for the rest of the challenge."
Blake just rolled her eyes. "At least its ea-"
"I triple-dog-dare Boomer." Danny said, cutting Blake off.
Blake and Boomer's eyes widened.
"Dude what the hell?" Boomer exclaimed. "I ain't doing that, I'm using a freebie."
"Actually, no you won't, you gave all your freebies to me, remember?" Danny smirked.
Boomer's eyes widened as he asked Chris. "He can't do that right?"
Chris shrugged nonchalantly. "I mean you did give him all your freebies, so they're all his."
"That's not fair!" Boomer exclaimed.
"Sorry, them's the rules." Chris told him smugly.
"What happened to there not being any rules?!" Boomer asked.
Chris sucked in breath through his teeth. "Yeah... it's a complicated system. But, if i were you, I'd start to keep my trap shut. Don't want to lose the chance at $100,000 over something so simple."
Boomer glared at Danny, who just smirked in return.
Confessional Boomer
He sat, scribbling something onto a note pad. Once he was done, he turned it over to show what he wrote. It said, 'Danny's going down.'
End Confessional
Confessional Blake
"I don't know why the hell Danny decided to turn on Boomer like that, but it sure as hell was a dumbass move. Now he's got both me and Boomer gunning after him.
End Confessional
Boomer got up, and spun the wheel. It landed on Samantha.
"Chew a wad of Chef's old gum." Chris read from his notecard.
Boomer instantly pointed towards Danny, but the schemer smirked, and held up a freebie. "Yeah, I'm good."
Boomer frowned and sat back down as Blake got up and spun the wheel. It went and landed onto Steven, and Chris read the dare, "Lick Boomer's toe jam."
Blake just frowned, and said unenthusiastically, "I dare Danny."
Said guy just held up another freebie. Blake rolled her eyes, expecting that outcome. And went to sit back down.
Next Danny got up to spin the wheel again and it went around, finally landing on Juliette.
"Wear a tutu, and sing 'Barbie Girl.'" Chris read.
Danny bursted out laughing. "Oh my god, I have to see Blake do that."
Blake just growled angrily as the scene flashed.
Danny and Boomer sat behind the desk with Chris and Chef near the wheel waiting for Blake to get back.
She stepped back onto the amphitheater stage, and Danny, Chef, and Chris started laughing at the sight. Even Boomer sat, trying to hold back his laughter at big, bad Blake in a cutesy pink tutu.
Blake herself was very unamused. "Let's just get this fucking over with." With that, Blake started singing 'Barbie Girl.'
Chris, Chef, and Danny continued to laugh, and it was getting harder for Boomer to hold in his laughter. The sight was truly something to behold. Finally Boomer couldn't take it, and just let it all out. He burst out laughing, and started banging on the desk.
"Oh that's great." Boomer said. His eyes suddenly widened and he quickly covered his mouth. Blake stopped singing, and Chris, Chef, and Danny stopped laughing and looked at Boomer.
"Oof, that's gotta suck bud. Guess Boomer's out." Chris said.
"What! No! That isn't fair!" Boomer exclaimed.
"Oh it's very fair." Danny smirked. "You failed to complete your dare, which means you're out."
"Danny's right." Chris told him. "You just got yourself eliminated."
Boomer scowled. "This is bullshit."
"Yeah, that does suck for you, but here's the deal, you lose, they win." Chris smirked.
After hearing this, Both Danny and Blake cheered.
Boomer just crossed his arms and pouted.
The scene flashed to the dock of shame. Danny and Blake were standing there as Boomer walked towards the boat of losers. He stopped in front of the two finalists.
"I would say I feel bad," Blake started, "but I think it's what you deserve for cheesing the system with Danny this challenge. Why the hell did you even give him all your freebies anyway?"
"I don't know I didn't think to keep some for myself. I was so focused on trying to get him and me to the finals that I didn't think straight." Boomer told her.
"That's what you get for trying to take him over me." the chainsaw lover said.
"Whatever. I thought I had a better chance against him anyway." Boomer said. He then turned towards Danny. "All I have to say to you, is fuck you dude. But, I can't help but kinda respect you playing so dirty."
With that, Boomer stepped onto the boat of losers, and it started to sail away. "I would wish you both good luck, but I really wish for the opposite. Boomer OOUUUUT!"
"And then there were two!" Chris said as the camera panned over slightly to show him next to the two finalists. "Tune in to see who will win the check for $100,000, next time on the grand finale of Total. Drama. Island!"
Reasoning: Oh boy this was a tough elimination. If I'm to be honest, it really was juggling between the three. I wasn't sure which way I wanted to go with this elimination. Part of me wanted to get rid of Danny since he was the villain and it'll be a parallel to canon with Danny taking Heather's place, Boomer taking Owen's place, and Blake taking Gwen's place. I also thought about getting rid of Blake since everyone and their mother was predicting she'd be finalist for a while now, and I love to have really shocking eliminations. And finally, with Boomer leaving, I get to have a final showdown between Danny and Blake, who have been at each other's' throats for a while now. It really just came down to who I would be able to come up with an elimination method first. And ironically, it was Boomer, who really would've probably done all the dares and then some. But sadly, he just couldn't hold in his laughter. Speaking of our Broccoli-haired thrill seeker, he has probably had the most changes to his elimination. First, he was going to leave during the awake-a-thon, then it was changed to sucky outdoors, then changed to extreme torture, then hide and go seek, THEN tri-armed triathlon before finally coming in third (and almost 1st/2nd). It's bee a crazy ride for a crazy dude, but I enjoyed writing him.
Merry Christmas! Surprise! This story isn't dead eh heh… okay yeah I must apologize for taking a year and a half to update. Admittedly, my interest and motivation to write fanfiction had really dipped, and i just didn't have the motivation to write. I know probably none of the people whose characters are in the story are still around to read it, but I made a promise to myself to finish this SYOC, and goddamnit, that's what I plan on doing. I'm hoping to finish the last chapter, and post it for next friday, but we'll see. We know how inconsistent I am. This chapter was kinda annoying to write. I wanted to have a mix of canon dares and new dares, but i had such a hard time coming up with new dares. Hopefully the ones i added were acceptable. I did like how each of the final three wanted to take a different person with them to the final 2. Them still thinking its a jury vote really has them over thinking. Of course, we as viewers know there is no jury vote, but they wont until next episode. Anyway, we're SO CLOSE to the end! We have our two finalists, and I'm excited we got this far. What are your thoughts on Danny and Blake as the finalists? You happy? Annoyed? Don't really care? Anyway, to whoever decides to read this old ass SYOC up to this point, I hope you have a good day! And Hopefully I shall be back next week for the finale! ~MG
Eliminated:
23rd: Flex
22nd: Colin
22st: Bridget
20th: Jade
19th: Samantha
19th: Emily
17th: Graham
(Returned): Landon
16th:Steven
(Returned): Katelyn
15th: Celestia
14th: Hailey
13th: Toby
12th: Adam
11th: Katelyn
10th: Rosalina
9th: Katrina
8th: Juliette
7th: Sherwood
6th: Colleen
5th: Mr. Coconut
4th: Landon
3rd: Boomer Audition: (Scene opens to a messy bedroom, one wall is entirely covered in a mural of a Green anthropomorphic hyena, holding a firework) (Boomer drops down from the ceiling, but stops just above the ground, continuing to hold himself upside down.) Hello! My name is Boomer! Forget what you've heard, I am Boomer. (He jumps down and spins in the air before landing, facing the Camera). I want to be a part of your game, I felt the last few seasons lacked true imagination. And explosives. (pulls out a bunch of lit fireworks and begins to juggle them). My best Quality, That has to be my positive attitude, I am always at the top of my game! (A shrill, Harpy like voice interrupts his juggling.) "BEAUMONT! Get your A** down here! I have Clients coming over and you will look presentable! You better not be playing with FireWorks up there!". (this Startles Boomer who drops one of his fireworks, while Boomer's attitude rapidly changed, he looks angry at the voice, and for the first time since the video begin, his smile is gone and it is replaced with a sneer.) Fine…. Mother. (As he extinguishes the two fireworks he is holding.) Wasn't there three of them a second ago? (He looks at the two fireworks, confused) (the firework that was dropped explodes under the camera tripod) (Camera slams into the ground and breaks.)