Pipimi: Hey, Popuko. What 'cha doing?

Popuko: Oh, i'm just making and posting some fucking cheesy loose haikus that just I did for fun. But there's this annoying motherfucker online who is annoying by complaining and nitpicking me that my haikus don't follow the 5-7-5 rules.

Pipimi:... And?

Popuko: And i'm just fucking going to post more loose haikus just to spite that person, it's my haikus my rules.

Pipimi:... I'm so proud of you, Popuko.


A/N: This is just a parody, it's not meant to be taking seriously. Plus, I thought it fit them so well too.