Dazai and Polyjuice
~ This is absolute madness, Dazai! Odasaku, tell him! – Ango was red in the face from shouting, and his voice was slightly hoarse. It seemed that he was about to explode from trying to make his friends see some sense. He was losing control of the situation spectacularly.
~ I think it will be quite fun… – Oda quietly said and motioned for Ango to be quiet. While Madame Alcott never said anything about noise, everyone knew how she hated it. And they were disturbing other students in any case.
~ You're a Prefect, Odasaku-san! Who else has the power to stop him?
Ango continued to speak in a raised voice, not paying attention to the fact that heads were already turning around. He still hoped to change something.
~ You don't need to stop me – Dazai said cheerfully. – I even got his hair prepared. And the potion is almost ready; there are only a couple of days left. Would you like to have a look?
~ This time you definitely will be expelled – Ango sighed heavily, shaking his head and surrendering completely. – Do you remember that the transformation process is very unpleasant?
~ I remember. But believe me, it doesn't bother me much. – Dazai swung his feet off the table and slammed his book shut. – What a bore you are, Ango. What, you won't even check my potion for correct preparation?
Ango hesitated for a whole minute, weighing all the pros and cons, trying to convince himself that they just couldn't get away with it, and the reputation of other people at Hogwarts could suffer… But in the end he, Dazai and Odasaku went to check the Polyjuice Potion in the damned 'Out Of Order' toilet.
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Hogwarts will remember this dinner for a long time. After drinking at least a sip of pumpkin juice, each student and teacher turned into Chuuya Nakahara. And although the concentration of the potion was only enough for five minutes, it was enough to cheer everyone in the hall to such an extent that many students had to go to the hospital wing due to severe hiccups. And the real Nakahara was taken there with a nervous breakdown, foaming at the mouth, proving that he was the real one.
Neither the trio, nor the house elves, had any problems later. Headmaster Natsume appreciated the joke and even himself was in the body of the red-haired and very angry schoolboy for a couple of minutes.