Karaoke night on Cybertron
The robots hadn't done much fighting since Hasbro brought Tonka. Matter a fact, they hadn't done anything except appearing in a pre-school toy line. There weren't any of the original characters from the Machine Robot line so it was no copyright violations. This hadn't improved the old robot toys or gobots' temperaments. The renegades and the guardians were still fighting each other, but not like you expected. In a Cybertronain pub, Crasher was drinking alone for her date, Cop-tur was late.
"I don't know why I still went out with him ? Fitor was a lot better date. Fitor actually was on time and paid for our drinks." Crasher moaned.
In the corner, Turbo, Blaster and Scooter were getting drunk.
"I remember the old days when we didn't have to take any renegade nonsense." Turbo recalled.
"They stayed in their side of town and we stayed in ours." Blaster answered back rather rudely.
"No troubles. Everything was safe. Where is Leader-one ?" Scooter hiccuped.
"That goody-two shoes guardian. He is just like how Cy-Kill impersonated him on the Vector Prime column." Turbo complained ruthlessly.
"Doop. Doop !" laughed Blaster.
Scooter smiled and called one of the bar robot waitress over.
"Please, can you give a glass of engexs for me to that lady renegade sitting over there." He offered her some money.
She quickly went over to where Crasher was sitting and gave her the drink. "The red short gentleman bot brought this for you." She informed Crasher who looked to see who it was.
Scooter winked at his old rival while lifting his glass. She smiled relieved it wasn't Turbo who had given her the drink. Cop-Tur had just stumbled in the bar and sat himself groggily next to Crasher.
"You are late !" Crasher snapped angrily at him.
"I am also drunk !" Cop- Tur interjected.
" How ? You barely got here." Crasher muttered in amazement.
"There was a happy hour at the Maccadam's Old Oil House and That Little Hole in the Wall." Cop-Tur burped.
"Guardian places ?"
"Do I look like I go to Guardian places? Guardian places don't sell hard drinks, but fruity non-alcoholic wines?" Cop-Tur chuckled as he watched Turbo climb on the top of the Karaoke stage to sing karaoke.
Turbo got right near the microphone and then started to sing a horrible song rendition based from an Earth movie. He had the lyrics all wrong. It was a song from the Wizard of Oz. Turbo's bad voice rang horribly homophobia throughout the bar. "Cop-Tur is gay. Cop-tur is gay. La La La in the merry of old land of Oz. With a Buzz, Buzz here, and Buzz, Buzz there, and couple of La de da. That's how he spends the day away in the merry old land of Oz."
Cop-Tur might have been drunk, but he knew they were mocking him.
"Cop- Tur ! No !" Crasher screamed trying to stop him.
Cop-Tur went up to Turbo, taking the microphone, and preceded to blast him in the face. Turbo fell on the stage floor dead drunk. Cop-Tur took the microphone into his robot hands and let out his own rendition of a Wizard of Oz song.
"Ding, dong, Turbo is dead. Rub your eyes. Get out of bed. Ding, dong, Turbo is dead, which old Turbo, that old Turbo ! " Cop-Tur pointed to Turbo on the ground. "He's gone where the guardians go, below, below, Yo hoo. Let's open up and sing. Ding, dong, Turbo Boost is dead !"
All the robots from the entire bar were not moving and stared blankly silent. Crasher gasped frightened . Her face frozen into a darker shade of pink as she looked on. She bursted out laughing .
" Haaaaaa! Ha Ha Ha ! This is why I still go out with you."
The End