Yes it's exactly what it sounds like

-Sirzechs-

Sirzechs rushed out as quickly as he could after hearing an urgent message from Serafall, who had told him that somehow a human had managed to invade the underworld and had used a holy power to disintegrate any devils near him.

They man's holy power was strong enough to even destroy Ultimate Class Devils before they could move, it had scared Serafall to her core and he shared her thoughts. Imagine what such a man could do to his little Rias-tan if he ever got to her.

The thought filled him with anger, no, he would kill this man before he could do anymore damage.

The magic circle flared under his feet and he teleported away, appearing in the middle of a now empty city. This city was one of the most important cities in all of the Underworld before it was annihilated.

Sirzechs gritted his teeth, the damage had already been done and too many had been killed, the city would never recover from this loss and so would their economy.

Then, he heard the voice of a white man "Where the fuck did you come from"

Sirzechs spun around to face the man, who he found could only be described with a word that he had recently learnt while browsing the Devil Net, rapper.

He tried to keep his face in check but was failing, his anger at the mysterious man being difficult to hide even for someone as trained in that field as him. Taking a deep breath, he decided to ask the man a question

"Who are you?" His normally energetic voice was now filled with a cold burning rage, but the man was not shaken by the Crimson Satan's Anger.

"If you really need to know man, my name is Eminem" The man now named Eminem said, though Sirzechs would rather call him 'future pile of dust'

"I see, then Eminem. For the crime of killing thousands of devils and destroying a major Devil City, I Sirzechs Lucifer shall annihilate you" Sirzechs said, and the battle began.

Sirzechs took a step forward and prepared to create a blast of Destruction energy, which would turn Eminem to dust. However, before said blast could be created Eminem spoke.

"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God "God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God"God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God….." Eminem begin to.. for lack of a better word, rap as he managed to repeat the name of his father millions of times in a second, seemingly not even needing to breath.

Sirzechs stopped, his preparations to attack collapsed as an indescribable pain hit his body, he fell to his knees as his skin began to burn from the weight of his fathers name being spoken so many times, robbing him of all conscious thought as his skin burnt and turned to ash, with his bones soon following.

Sirzechs let out a blood curdling scream before his brain melted, making him fall limp like a puppet without it's puppeteer.

The skeleton of Sirzechs Lucifer, the strongest Satan and the fifth strongest being in the world, hit the world with a dull thud.

Seeing this, Eminem stopped invoking the holy word of the lord. However, despite having said a single word millions of times in one second he still did not need to take a breath.

Why? Because he's Eminem baby.

"Well man, now that that's done I guess I should get a move on" Eminem said to himself, he turned around and was preparing to leave before he sensed a spike of demonic energy near him.

"How?" Asked a female in a magical girl outfit, tears in her eyes clenching her hand in anger "How did you kill him?" The girl spit out.

"Are you a demon?" Eminem asked the girl, sheer confidence radiating off of his body.

The girl didn't respond, continuing to cry in anger as ice started to form under her feet. Eminem's eyebrows furrow in thought at the sight

"Well man, I guess it's time for you to die now" Eminem says, taking a quick breath.

Serafall realised what he was trying to do and tried to create a blast of ice, but once again before she could even act Eminem started chanting the word of god.

"God God….." The lord's power was channeled once more.

Serafall wasn't nearly as durable as Sirzechs, Serafalls brain instantly melted and her entire body burnt to a crisp.

Serafall did not fall, and Unlike Sirzechs, no corpse hit the ground since there was no corpse.

Eminem was not surprised, after all every other Devil burned at the exact same speed and way like this.

"Well then…. let's see who's next"

-Falbium-

The moment the news of Sirzech and Serafalls death at the hand of the foreign invader reached his ears, he fled immediately.

He may be a lazy person, one of the laziest Devils in the underworld in fact. But he was also a Satan for a reason, and he knew when to get the hell out.

So he was leaving to a foreign country, one that he had heavily invested in.

He was leaving.

To Mexico!

-Ajuka-

He knew his time had come, the news of Sirzechs and Serafall's death and Falbium's mysterious disappearance all but confirmed exactly what was going to happen to him.

All he was doing now was waiting in his laboratory, waiting for his death. And what was the point of even trying to resist? He was completely doomed after all, and even if he somehow won, what would be left for him? His only friend is dead, and half of the Underworld has been destroyed.

The Devils had effectively been eliminated, they were weaker than any other faction now and certainly weren't going to be able to fight back if they were invaded.

Though that does not concern him anymore does it? The only reason he ever became a Satan, the only reason he lived was Sirzechs. Now that he was gone, what was the point in living?

Not like he has a choice.

The door to his laboratory burst open and in walked a white man, swagger in his every step.

"It seems that you have found me, are you going to kill me now?" Ajuka asked, waiting for the man's actions.

What surprised him was how low the man's magical power was, being comparable to that of the average human. How was this man able to best Sirzechs?

"Yeah man, I finally removed all those troubles in my life, and you are the final one on my list" The man says, before taking a deep breath.

Before Ajuka could even move, the man started rapping the name of his father.

Pain, he felt indescribable pain. Pain so bad he could feel it generate heat in his body and melt his body. His vocal cords burned and he fell over.

He had no mouth, but he must scream.

His hands burned, clasping his hands was impossible. Any relief of the pain was impossible, infact stopping his death was impossible.

Finally, the pain was too much, and Ajuka Beelzebub. Formerly Ajuka Astaroth fell over and died.

-Eminem-

His job done, Eminem turned around and walked off. He had done it, he had well and truly purged the world of the devils.

He walked outside of the laboratory and sat down on a nearby rock, taking a moment to calm himself, pure happiness and joy at accomplishing his goal spreading through his body.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a magic scroll, which when activated would teleport him back to earth. He pushed some mana into it and a magic circle appeared under his feet.

A small flash of light was created and he appeared back on earth, specifically in the center of the vatican.

Yeah, he was fine with this.

[x]

It was years later, and after word was spread of Eminem's actions he had been crowned the new pope, spreading peace and banger rap music to all the faithful.

And really, Eminem was thinking to himself.

This gives a whole new meaning to "Feeling like a rap god"

Yep, this is it.. This one shot was written all because of one joke than a guy in Shiro's discord made and since it was 3am at the time I decided to write that. Now it's 5am and I'm reconsidering my life choices.

But before you do that, feel free to tell me how much this story sucks in the reviews. Lord knows FFN reviewers are good at giving fair and constructive criticism am I right?

I need to physically restrain myself from ranting, goodbye.