FINE DINING
Dean enjoys eating his Christmas dinner as much as he enjoys cooking it. Maybe too much!
Disclaimer: I don't own him
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For Christmas Dean had roasted ham,
And turkey, plump and fine
Pigs in blankets by the score
With beer and hot mulled wine
Roast potatoes, brussels sprout (one)
And carrots baked in honey
Cranberry sauce in a silver bowl
That cost a lot of money
Pie with cherries, pie with plums,
And apple pie with cream
Lemon cheesecake, jello shots
And a kilo of pralines
For the day after Christmas Dean had ...
the worst guts ache he'd ever had in his life.
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