Sorry if I haven't posted anything for a while, but here is a Miraculous Ladybug story starring yours truly…Repairman-man-man-man! Enjoy! I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or All That.
[It starts at College Francoise Dupont, in the girl's restroom. Rose and Juleka came in.]
Rose: I got something exciting to tell you, Juleka!
Juleka: What is it?
Rose: Kitty Section will have another song and Marinette is busy designing the new costumes.
Juleka: That's awesome! Let's just wash our hands.
Rose: Good idea Ju-
[She turns the faucet, but no water came out.]
Juleka: What's wrong?
Rose: The faucet is broken, there's no water coming out.
Juleka: Should we tell Mr. Damocles?
[A falling sound is heard. Rose and Juleka look around confused.]
Rose: Do you hear something?
Juleka: Sounds like someone falling.
[The figure crashed land into one of the bathroom stalls. A piece of toilet paper came rolling out of the stall. The stall door opened and out came…you know who.]
Repairman: That was me! I'm Repairman-man-man-man!
Juleka: Uh, you're a repairman?
Rose: Sweet!
Juleka: [blushing] Besides, you're in the girls' room?
Repairman: C'mon girls, I am the Repairman. I can fix anything and other stuff.
Rose: Even a TV or a car?
Repairman: Yep, that too! Because I'm Repairman-man-man-man!
Juleka: What's with the echo?
Repairman: Echo my butt! What's the problem here?
Rose: The faucet is not working and the water won't come out.
Repairman: Step aside, girls, I'll take it right here.
Juleka: Okay.
[Repairman walks towards the sink.]
Repairman: Hmmm. I think I see the problem.
[Repairman takes out a wrench and twists the handle.]
Repairman: I'll just twist it right there and…
[Repairman yells and smashes the sink into pieces, shocking Rose and Juleka. He keeps yelling and screaming while smashing the sink. Once it is destroyed completely, he looks at the girls.]
Repairman: There! No more broken faucets!
Juleka: You didn't fix it!
Rose: [scared] You broke it even more!
Repairman: You're welcome!
[Chloe comes in along with Sabrina. She is holding her phone.]
Chloe: Did I hear that someone here is a repairman?
Repairman: That would be me!
Chloe: Good, because my phone won't turn on!
Sabrina: So it would be good if you can fix it for her.
Repairman: That's okay, I'll take it from here!
Sabrina: Besides, do you know you're in the girls' room?
[Repairman takes Chloe's phone and inspects it while holding his hammer.]
Repairman: Alright, it is in perfect shape here…
[Repairman screams and heads towards one of the bathroom stalls.]
Repairman: Mud Diggy!
[Smashing noises are heard and the girls are horrified. Repairman comes out while holding his hammer and walks towards Chloe.]
Repairman: There! I did it!
Chloe: [angry] No you didn't! You smashed my phone with a hammer and flushed it down the toilet! This is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous! Wait till Daddy-kins hears about this and you'll be thrown in jail!
Repairman: You don't need to thank me.
[Lila appears behind Repairman.]
Lila: Excuse me, sir?
[Repairman yelps in shock while hitting his hammer against Lila's nose.]
Lila: OW!
[The girls (even Chloe) rushed towards Lila, who is holding her nose.]
Repairman: Whoops.
Lila: You just broke my nose! [in her mind] and I'm not even lying.
Repairman: A broken nose? I'll take care of that!
[He takes out a plunger and shoves it on Lila's face.]
Lila: [muffled] MmmmMmMmm!
[Lila stumbled into an open bathroom stall due to the plunger and fell in the toilet bowl. She came out having the plunger removed and her head completely soaked. She was growling at Repairman while still holding her broken nose.]
Repairman: How's your nose now, huh?
[Aurore walks in, limping.]
Rose: Hey, Aurore, what's wrong?
Aurore: I tripped and hurt my leg on the way.
Repairman: A broken leg? Mud Diggy!
[Repairman holds out his hammer while all of the girls scream in fear.]
Rose: Run, everyone!
Juleka: He's been akumatized!
[Repairman runs around destroying the rest of the sinks, mirrors, the walls, the bathroom stalls and the toilets. The girls ran out, screaming, with Chloe and Lila having smirks on their faces instead.]
Repairman: I am Repairman-man-man-man!
[The alert is sounded.]
Alert: AKUMA ALERT! AKUMA ALERT! AKUMA ALERT!
Announcer: Tune in next time for the continuing adventures of…
Repairman: Repairman-man-man-man!
THE END
Well, what do you think? What would Ladybug, Cat Noir or even Hawk Moth think of him? I hope you enjoyed it! Oh, you may be wondering why Chloe helped Lila and smirked along with her. Well some things are better left unsaid…