The camera turns on to the all too familiar Chris McLean sitting on a ski lift on a snowy mountain, currently being carried up to an unknown location. He was wearing his white fur lined winter coat with the same pants her normally wore, but it was clear he had some layers on underneath. He had a thermos in his right hand, taking a sip of hot chocolate from it. His hair was still perfectly styled, so he obviously hadn't used his hood despite how cold it was. "We've been to islands, a film lot, and all around the world, but we're bringing things back to a more a simple, chill vibe if you get what I'm throwing down!" he began to narrate, while brief shots of the previous season locations flashed on screen.
"We've had some fierce competitors fight their way to the end!" Chris narrated as clips were played of Owen and Gwen tip toeing across wooden plans and trying to keep balance while holding eggs, Duncan and Beth running up the earthquake simulator, Heather, Alejandro and Cody riding motorboats to Hawaii, Cameron and Lightning duking it out in Chris's collisseum, Zoey and Mike avoiding meatballs shot by Chef, and Shawn and Sky running through a field of hazards being set off by Jasmine and Dave.
"We've had some competitors who could go only at the bottom end of the elimination order!" clips of Ezekiel walked down the Dock of Shame, Geoff and Bridgette making out as they walked to the Lame-o-sine, Ezekiel getting tossed out the Jumbo Jet, Staci being launched away in the Hurl of Shame, Lindsay taking the Flush of Shame, and Beardo getting shot out of the Cannon of Shame.
Once the clips were done playing, the ski lift had now dropped off Chris on a snowy mountainside. He began to walk down a stone path, chuckling as he reminisced those times. "Well we're finally bringing you another hit new season, bringing back those who could have gotten first, and those who left the show first! Things are chilly out here, and it's not going to be easy for our contestants! Will a seasoned finalist claim their spot yet again? Will a loser rise to the top and redeem themself? Find out right here, on Total, Drama, Froooozen Firsts!" Chris brought his arms up with each word of the season name, the camera panning out further with each one. First showing just a little more of the snowy environment around him, then a massive ski lodge behind him in the distance, and then lastly showing the entire ski resort, which had another section to it connected by another ski lift.
Intro:
The camera showed various other cameras popping out of random places, first a random blanket of snow, then a window of the ski lodge, and then a tree on a steep hill.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine
Chris was sitting on a ski lift with a tv clapper which he brought down and the camera soon panned past him as it went down the mountainside, showing Owen doing his best to stay on a pair of skis without any sticks to keep him balanced.
You guys are on my mind
Owen soon wipes out and tumbles into Ezekiel, who was skiing down the hill just a bit ahead of Owen. The two of them soon begin to get stuck in a snowball formed from them rolling down the hill.
You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see
The snowball crashes into a tree, making Duncan laugh as he watched it happen. Dave was standing next to him, and gave him a glare, judging him for simply laughing. Duncan just continues to laugh though.
I wanna beeeee famous!
The laughter doesn't last long as the tree soon that Owen and Ezekiel crashed into lets out a bunch of snow which comes down on Duncan and Dave, to which Beardo walks up and mimics a sad violin.
I wanna live close to the sun
Beth and Lindsay are seen in the ski lodge after the camera pans away from the tree to the lodge, sitting in front of the fire while Alejandro talks to them, before he flashes a smile at the camera with a little sparkle sound effect playing to accompany it.
Go back your bags, 'cuz I've already won
Heather and Noah are watching Alejandro woo Beth and Lindsay from a table, and Heather soon puts her hands over her ears as Staci is soon shown to be chatting away and bugging her. Noah just zones out and focuses on the book in his hands.
Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day
The camera pans out of the lodge to show Mike, Cameron, and Zoey snowboarding, although Cameron soon trips and falls off his snowboard. Mike is able to catch him and the three exchange sighs of relief.
'Cuz I wanna beeeee famous!
Geoff and Bridgette are on a ski lift above the trio, and they soon lean in for a kiss, but they miss and get their tongues stuck to the poles supporting the seat, to which they give each other worried looks.
Na na na nana nanananana nanananana
In the forest on the north side of the resort, Shawn and Jasmine are seen climbing up a tree, with Shawn nearly slipping from the frosted over tree.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Shawn and Jasmine soon reach the top of the tree where they find Gwen hiding Cody, who was also trying to climb up the tree.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
The four of their weight soon makes all the snow on tree come down, taking the four of them down with the snow. The shot then cuts to Sky and Lightning sitting on tree stumps in front of a campfire, smiling at each other, but Staci soon breaks the moment and pops up between them, starting to chatter while the camera pans out and shows the rest of the cast whistling, and the title of the season soon coming into view on a wooden plank.
The camera soon came back on to Chris, now standing right where the ski lift he was just riding dropped people off. "Welcome to Total Drama Frozen Firsts! Our first few contestants will soon be arriving via this ski lift! We told them they'd be staying at a massive ski lodge, and we aren't wrong this time! So if they seem out of it, they've probably got some stuff going on, which will be perfect for drama!" Chris stated, rubbing his gloved hands together with a grin on his face.
Before Chris could even introduce the first contestant, said contestant handled that for the host. "Chris! What's happening!? It's been so long! I'm so stoked to finally be back!" Owen greeted excitedly, now wearing a white sweater custom fitted for him with the same blue leaf still in the center. Other than that, he looked like the same old lovable Owen as always.
-Total Drama Island Finalist: Owen-
Chris didn't get time to respond, as Owen pulled the host into a hug. "Owen! No hugs right now!" Chris demanded, feeling his breath leave him as he was crushed by the tight hug.
Owen let go, his excitement unwavering even after that. "Sorry Chris, just super excited to be here! Are the others here yet?" he asked, looking around now.
Chris shook his head, pointing to a bunch of tree stumps laid out for the contestants to sit down on. "You're the first one Owen! So take a seat while the others get here!" Chris instructed, to which Owen hurried over and sat down on the stump closest to Chris.
The ski lift soon brought up everyone's favorite goth girl (second if you count Crimson), who did not look very happy to be here. Her hair had gotten a little longer, and her hair dye had faded out a bit, with a few brown hairs showing now. She had on a thick hoodie that was as black as night, along with teal insulated leg warmers. "Gwen! Great to have you back, been keeping in touch with Trent? Duncan? Cody maybe?" Chris asked, quickly jumping to mocking her boy situations in the past.
-Total Drama Island Finalist: Gwen-
"Back off Chris. Even if I win this, you're just going to rip the money away from me again aren't you?" Gwen asked coldly, her arms crossed as she glared at Chris.
Chris shook his head, pulling out a copy of the new contract. "Nope! The million will be all yours to keep this time! So turn that frown upside down! Go take a seat with Owen, I'm sure he'll fix that frown up." Chris told her, pointing over to the stumps.
Gwen blew a tuft of her hair up and did as he said, and couldn't help but give a small smile as Owen waved at her. "Hi Gwen! It's great to see you again!" Owen greeted her, reaching to pull her into a hug.
Gwen sat a good distance away from him as soon as he did though, shaking her head at him. "Sorry Owen, I don't really do big hugs anymore." she said bluntly, resting her head on her hands now while she just waited for everyone to get here.
Up next on the ski lift was Ezekiel, who was just wearing his normal outfit, which was almost perfect for this kind of snowy setting. His hair had already grown back a bit, but his mane behind his head was gone and his skin was a bit more pale. As soon as he stepped off the ski lift and onto the ground, he stared cautiously at Chris, as if was scared of the host. "Zeke! Our first loser! How does it feel to be back?" Chris asked, raising a hand to high five him.
-Total Drama Island First Boot: Ezekiel-
Ezekiel took a frightened step back from Chris, before shaking it off and getting a smie. "I'm here to win eh! It'll be uhh... good? I dunno how it feels to be a back actually. I always thought that was just part of my body." Ezekiel answered, rubbing his back after hearing the question.
Chris brought two fingers to the bridge of his nose, sighing before deciding it wasn't worth it. "Just go sit down with the others. I'll let you know when to do anything, try not to make yourself an instant target." Chris told him, pointing to the stumps now.
"Yessir!" Ezekiel jogged over to the stumps, where Owen and Gwen were baffled to see him looking relatively normal now. "You're... not a zombie freak anymore? I thought you were a goner." Gwen asked him, still keeping her distance from the boy.
Ezekiel nodded his head, putting his hands in his hoodie pockets as he looked at her. "Yeah, went through a bunch of there a pee eh. Weird name, but it was super expensive. Ma and Pa were gonna sue, but Chris made a deal that the show would pay for my there a pee instead as long as I came back for another season. Got me some more smarts now eh!" he explained what happened with him, pulling one hand out of his hoodie and pointing at himself with a thumb.
"You mean therapy? Well don't get a hot head, everyone still knows what you did." Gwen warned him, making Ezekiel sigh and look at the ground, this being the exact thing he was afraid of.
The ski lift brought up the next contestant, who just about the last person Gwen wanted to see right now. His mohawk wasn't dyed anymore, and he wore a black leather jacket and jeans to be just a little bit warmer, and he still had his usual shirt on underneath the jacket. "Sup greaser, you've changed a lot since we last saw you!" Chris greeted him, getting a scowl from Duncan.
-Total Drama Action Finalist: Duncan-
Duncan brought his fist to his palm, glaring at Chris. "I'm no greaser bud, and you sending me to jail certainly didn't help. Do anything stupid and I'm throwing you down this mountain right now." Duncan threatened him, getting close to the host.
Chris was unfazed by this, raising both hands. "Don't worry, we're throwing things back to the style of the first season. We don't have the budget to put you guys in danger anymore. It's more fun when you guys make your own drama anyway." Chris assured him, which eased the punk's attitude just a little.
"Whatever, what I said still stands. No funny business." Duncan warned, walking to the stumps on his own without needing to be told.
Gwen looked away and moved further away as Duncan walked over, and he had the same feelings about the situation, so he chose to sit down next to Owen instead. "Sup man, you've been doing well?" Duncan asked Owen, who restrained himself from pulling his old friend into a hug.
"I've been doing great! But you Duncan, you look all super tough now! Wouldn't wanna run into you on a dark night!" Owen complimented Duncan's looks, chuckling afterwards.
Duncan didn't like the compliment too much, but he didn't say anything against it. "Good to hear. Watch yourself this season, I don't think it's going to be pretty with everyone else that's going to show up." Duncan warned him, having a few ideas running through his head.
The next person the come up on the ski lift was one of the more forgettable contestants who surprised many that she even made it to the finale. "Contestant number 5, Beth! Are you glad to be here on Total Drama Frozen Firsts?" Chris asked her, and it took a little while before he actually got a response.
-Total Drama Action Finalist: Beth-
Beth was shivering despite the green parka, green winter boots, and numerous layers underneath. "If L-Lindsay is going... to b-b here, y-yes! It's really c-cold here!" she stammered out, hugging herself tightly as she looked up at Chris.
Chris couldn't help but pity the girl, snapping his fingers and calling an intern out. "We've got a cold one here! We're gonna need some hot chocolate, stat!" Chris shouted, to which an intern in an orange parka brought out a cup of hot chocolate quickly, handing it to Beth.
Beth took a sip of it, smiling in relief. "P-Phew... thanks Chris! Are you nice now?" Beth asked, looking a bit more eager now that she was warming up.
Chris shrugged, pointing to the stools. "I wouldn't say that, you just looked bad for ratings shivering like you were. Don't mention it and go have a seat with the others." Chris told her, not liking his kind act pointed out.
Beth nodded and hurried over to join the others, taking quick sips of her hot chocolate every few seconds as she did so. Like Owen, she was pretty happy to see the others, the four here she got along with pretty well in her eyes. "Hi Owen! Hi Duncan! Hi Gwen! Hi Ezekiel!" she waved at them all, sitting down next to Ezekiel and then taking a longer sip of her hot chocolate.
"I forgot you actually made it to a finale, and I was in that finale! I almost thought you were one of the losers for a moment." Duncan remarked, getting an annoyed look from Beth, since she remembered things differently.
"Hey! I still made it that far! So don't be a... meanie head!" Beth couldn't come up with anything better, which made both Duncan and Gwen smirk, but they soon dropped it as they looked at each other and saw they had the same expression.
Ezekiel on the other hand nodded in agreement with Beth, thinking it was good. "Meanie heads are no good eh." he commented, which Beth appreciated, even if it was from Ezekiel.
Up next on the ski lift was a couple who just couldn't ride seperately. They were already making out, and nearly missed their stop, but were somehow able to know to get off even though they had their eyes closed. "Those two never stop sucking face do they?" Duncan asked snarkily, a smirk back on his face as he waved at the two of them.
-Total Drama Action First Boots: Geoff and Bridgette-
Geoff was wearing a pink insulated jacket and seemingly no other layers beneath that. He just had on his usual shorts and sandals as well, amazing everyone that he wasn't shivering like Beth had been. Bridgette had on a light blue insulated jacket and a thick white shirt underneath, along with a couple of layers of white pants to stay warm. "Geoff, Bridgette! You two weren't supposed to ride together, but you were both the first one eliminated, and you're already here, so I'll allow it! If you weren't my Aftermath hosts, you'd probably be tumbling down the mountain right now.
"Gee Chris, it's great to see you too." Bridgette greeted him sarcastically, astounded that those were the first things Chris said to them after not seeing him for so long.
Geoff on the other hand was just as cheerful as always, holding a hand out for Chris to high five. "Yooo dude, it's great to be here! Going down the mountain would be gnarly bro, that better be a challenge! I'm gonna catch some sick air!" Geoff exclaimed, to which Chris lazily high fived the party dude.
"Yes yes, everyone is glad you're here too Geoff. You lovebirds can go sit down with the others until the rest get here." Chris told them, prompting Bridgette and Geoff to walk over to the stumps and sit down. The couple sat down on Duncan's left, since Owen was on his right. Bridgette soon moved over on her own and sat down with Gwen though, the two of them sharing a brief hug.
Geoff offered a high five to Duncan, which he took, and then did the same with Owen. "Suhhhh dudes, you guys ready to party it up this season?" Geoff asked them, doing finger guns at the two dudes.
Duncan shrugged, and Owen nodded ecstatically. "You betcha! We're gonna kill it! Woohoo!" Owen raised a fist in the air, to which Geoff did the same.
"Right on bro! We're gonna have a blast! A bunch of our old friends, with a ski resort all to ourselves! What could beat that!?" Geoff was super optimistic, it seeming as though he forgot this was even a competition for a million dollars.
The next person to step off the ski lift was someone that now brought some dread to the game. Her hair had fully grown back to the length that it was in Island, and she was wearing a tan jacket dress lined with fur that went down to her knees, as well as black stockings and matching tan fur lined boots. "Heather. You look thrilled to be here." Chris greeted her, while Heather looked anything but that.
-Total Drama World Tour Finalist: Heather-
She took a few steps forward, although she was debating on just turning around and leaving. "Drop dead Chris, I'd rather be anywhere but here. Your stupid contract called me here, but this is my last season, got it!? I have a life now, and I'd rather not waste it at some stupid ski lodge everyone will just vote me out of." Heather spoke bitterly, only getting a chuckle from Chris.
"Oh Heather, you think your time with our show ends? Just go take a seat with the others if you're going to be so glum. You'll like who else returns I bet!" Chris told her, snickering while Heather walked away to sit down on the stumps.
No one greeted Heather as she walked over and sat down off in her own corner of the seats, nor did she really care that they didn't. Only Ezekiel went to greet her after a few moments of awkward silence with the group, now sitting between her and Beth. "Hey uh, Feather right eh?" he asked, making Heather roll her eyes as he got her name wrong.
Heather pushed him off his seat as he tried to talk to her, looking away from him. "It's Heather, homeschool. I really don't want to talk to the person who stole my million dollars either!" Heather snapped at him, recalling when he took the money and dove into the volcano.
Ezekiel had no idea what she was talking about, just wiping the snow off of himself as he got back up on his feet and sat back down next to Beth. "She's pretty mean eh, I dunno what's up with her." Ezekiel whispered fairly loudly, annoying Heather further.
Up next to come up the ski lift was a familiar charmer who got Owen excited to see show up. "Hey! Al's here!" Owen called out as the Spanish charmer stepped off of his seat, waving at him excitedly. This time, Alejandro was wearing a red sweater with all kinds of stripes on it, likely some cultural thing. He had on baggy black pants with layers underneath, so for once he wasn't going to be showing off his body.
-Total Drama World Tour Finalist: Alejandro-
Alejandro groaned as he heard the nickname, but he soon switched to his typical smile. "Hola mi amigo, I see you are as boistorous as always. I look forward to competing and working together with all of you." he greeted Owen, then addressing the others as well.
Chris tried not to laugh as Alejandro greeted them casually, hiding his smile behind his thermos for a moment. "No one is gonna fall for that dude, but go ahead and try. It'll be good for ratings if you do! Go have a seat with the others." Chris told him, almost in a mocking tone as he pointed to the stumps.
Alejandro took smooth strides to the tree stump seats, where the reactions to him were a mixed bag. Those like Beth, Owen, and Ezekiel were glad to see him, while the others knew what kind of guy he really was and didn't even greet him. Bridgette in particular was glaring at him from her seat. Heather on the other hand gave him a quick nod of acknowledgement and a smile, to which Alejandro did the same, winking at her.
"Did they break up? I thought they were practically married." Gwen asked, getting only a shrug from Bridgette as she kept up her glare.
"Hopefully, he doesn't deserve Heather. He deserves worse." she replied, shocking Gwen to hear such animosity from the surfer.
Gwen raised an eyebrow, now not sure exactly what she meant. "So are you trying to compliment Heather or really really diss Alejandro?" Gwen asked her, finally pulling Bridgette's attention away from the charmer.
"I'd like to think of it as both. But definitely the second one if I could only pick one." Bridgette answered, a slight giggle breaking through her serious face for a brief moment.
Alejandro raised an eyebrow at Bridgette's words, before now going into deep thought. She was still bitter about what happened even after a few years, so he had to tread carefully this season. "Not feeling so welcomed are you Al?" Chris remarked, seeing how upset some were with him.
The next contestant soon arrived on the ski lift, surprising a few people that he was picked. "The Codester is here! Our third finalist from Total Drama World Tour!" Chris announced the geek's arrival, who proudly stepped off the lift and walked down the stony path, high fiving Chris as he did so.
-Total Drama World Tour Finalist: Cody-
Cody was wearing a tan ugly Christmas sweater, half ironically and half because he thought the pattern looked cool. His usual jeans he was wearing were stuffed with some layers, and he had a teal and black beanie on his head as a nod to Gwen. "It's just me you brought on right? No Sierra?" Cody asked, just a little on edge about that possibility.
Chris nodded his head, pointing to the stumps. "You've got nothing to worry about. She didn't make it to a finale, nor did she get kicked off first, so she's not here." Chris assured him, making Cody sigh with relief. His breath appeared in front of him from how could it was, although the cold didn't bother him too much.
Cody saw all the others currently here and walked over to them, where his appearance confused some. "What are you doing here? Finalists and first boots only dweeb! Unless you were kicked off first in some season that I don't know about." Heather asked him sharply, crossing her arms.
Cody rubbed the back of his head awkwardly, giving a shrug of his shoulders. "Well I was in the final episode with you and Al. So here I am? I'm just gonna... sit over there." he replied, before hurrying off to sit on the other side of Gwen, with Bridgette on her other side.
Gwen rolled her eyes and Cody sat down near her, trying to ignore him. She could feel his precense even when she wasn't looking at him though, so she quickly gave up and looked at him.. "Hey Cody. Good to see you again." she said in a dull tone, but it was plenty for him.
Bridgette watched Cody get excited just being greeted by Gwen, and nudged Gwen on the shoulder. "Careful Gwen, give a simp an inch and he'll take a mile." Bridgette warned her playfully, wiping Cody's smile off quickly.
"I was just going to say hi!" Cody defended himself, offended that they jumped right to that assumption.
"Sure Cody, sure." Gwen agreed with him sarcastically, giggling with Gwen afterwards.
Up next to come up from the ski lift was another nerd, although more were happy to see him compared to Cody. "Cameron, you were probably the hardest one for us to book. You did sign the contract, so anything that happens here is not our responsibility, you got that?" Chris told the bubble boy right away, keeping a smile on his face as he right away let go of his responsibility.
-Total Drama Revenge of the Island Finalist: Cameron-
Cameron was already shivering and tried to nod at Chris's statement in understanding. "Our a-accomadations will be much more fitting for this type of weather right?" he asked in a worried tone, since he was just about ready to quit otherwise. He was wearing a red fleece jacket, with seven entire layers underneath, then the same for his pants. Somehow he was able to walk still, but he was doing his best to stay warm.
Chris nodded, holding up the contract. "Yeah, apparently our fans hated it when you guys were treated so cruelly in the last few seasons, so you'll only have each other to deal with basically. This is in fact a ski lodge." Chris answered, now relieving Cameron. After Revenge and All-Stars, he wasn't ready for another miserable setting.
"Wonderful, this will be a fun experience then! I've never actually been to a ski resort before, my mom was always worried about me impaling myself on snow shoes. But I'm ready for whatever you throw at me!" Cameron declared as proudly as he could while shivering.
A snowball was soon thrown at him though from the next person who got off the ski lift, who laughed as he watched Cameron fall over from the mere snowball. "Looks like you weren't ready for a sha-snowball to be thrown at you!" a familiar jock's voice mocked Cameron, laughing afterwards.
-Total Drama Revenge of the Island Finalist: Lightning-
Gwen and Bridgette hurried over and helped Cameron up to his feet, which didn't actually take much effort considering the boy's frame. "Lightning, you're here earlier than you're supposed to be, the ski lift isn't even here yet!" Chris scolded him, pointing at the edge of the mountain where no bench could be seen either coming or leaving yet.
Lightning crossed his arms and nodded, before then striking a pose with both arms aimed in a straight line. "Lightning sha-climbed that! Easy! Y'all can't make the Lightning wait like that!" Lightning bragged, getting an eyeroll from the two girls helping Cameron. He was just wearing his normal clothes, not prepared for the cold weather at all.
"Well you haven't changed at all have you. Still amazed you even made it to a finale." Gwen sarcastically complimented him, which flew right over the jock's head.
Lightning struck another pose, flexing his biceps this time. "You sha-know it! Why change what's already perfect? That's what pops always says!" Lightning said confidently, before walking over to the stumps to join the others.
Lightning's comment confused Ezekiel a bit, who had one hand on his chin now. "That doesn't sound right eh. Pops always said you gotta take the recycling out before the trash or the trash guy is gonna get them mixed up. I think." Ezekiel commented, and no one bothered to correct him.
Cameron soon joined the others sitting on the stumps, getting some jealousy from Cody as he sat down near Gwen and Bridgette. "Great that you've gotten better Cam, I can't believe you came back here." Gwen said to Cam, since he had gotten pretty roughed up after All Stars.
Cameron rubbed the back of his head, looking a bit surprised himself now that he thought about it. "Yeah, but after spending some time at home, I couldn't just let myself waste away doing nothing! My mom was very surprised I wanted to come back, but it's something that gets me out of the house, so I'll take another season." Cameron explained himself, rubbing his hands to keep them warm now.
The next person to get off of the ski lift was a chatty one, who went right to her rambling as soon as she stepped off. "Did you know that ski lifts were invented by my great great great great great uncle Edward? Yah, before that people just had to climb up mountains if they wanted to ski." Staci rambled off with her first lie of the season, getting an audible groan from Chris.
-Total Drama Revenge of the Island First Boot: Staci-
"B was second last, and we were very close, very close to just bringing him back instead of you. Like, seriously close. Please shut up." Chris told her sternly, right away shutting down Staci on behalf of everyone.
Staci sighed, looking down at the snow. She was wearing her normal clothes as well, since she was able to stay warm with just them and her weight. "Well, I'll just go sit down then yah? My great great-" Staci started to ramble again, but got a snowball thrown at her courtesy of Duncan.
"Real mature Duncan." Gwen retorted, sending her ex a glare, which Cody did the same towards Duncan.
Duncan looked back at the two, rolling his eyes and then pointing at Staci with his thumb. "What? The bitch won't shut up, that's not my fault." Duncan said noncholantly, before looking away from them.
Owen nudged Duncan's shoulder, chuckling at the little exchange. "Girl problems eh Duncan?" Owen remarked, getting a glare from Duncan that shut him up quickly. "Never mind..." Owen said with a sigh, slumping in his seat.
After Staci joined the others on the stumps, sitting near Beth for the time being, the next ski lift brought up another duo. They weren't making out like Geoff and Bridgette were, but the two of them were still pretty happy. They were wearing matching sweaters with white stripes, and black snow pants, although one's outfit consisted of mainly red and the other one blue. "Zoey, Mike, our lovebirds who basically both won together. Take a note Aftermath hosts!" Chris introduced the two, taking a jab at the other couple.
-Total Drama All-Stars Finalists: Zoey and Mike-
Mike and Zoey held hands with each other as they stepped off of the ski lift, waving at everyone with smiles. "So we get to spend 6 weeks at this resort? I am so looking forward to it!" Zoey pumped her other fist into the air excitedly.
Chris shook his head, pointing at the ski lift. "Nope! You're only staying here if you actually win! Otherwise, your time here will be less than six weeks." Chris told her, reminding the both of them that this was a competition.
Mike nodded his head in understanding, giving a thumbs up to Chris. "We're well aware Chris! But the two of us get along with everyone so well, that shouldn't be too difficult right?" Mike replied optimistically, not very worried about losing.
Chris got a grin at their optimism, wagging a finger at them. "Oh friendship won't carry you two all the way to the end, I'm sure there are some who would love to make it quite the opposite of that. Like who knows, maybe Beth could be scheming up your demise!" Chris gave them words of caution, which confused Beth.
"Hey! Why would I do that? That's like something Heather would do!" Beth protested Chris's statement quickly, before taking another sip of her hot chocolate.
Chris shrugged, before just pointing to the stumps. "I dunno, no one really does the whole manipulating thing twice y'know? Who knows. Zoey, Mike, you two can go sit down with the others. We've gotten nearly everyone here now." Chris instructed, which the two did so.
Mike and Zoey walked over and sat down with the now big huddle that was Gwen, Bridgette, Cameron, and Cody. They were sitting pretty close together minus Cody who had already been pushed away by Gwen a couple of times when he got two close. "Hey Gwen, it's nice to see you again! You too Cam!" Zoey greeted her friends, soon waving at Bridgette as well..
Bridgette waved back at the couple, now looking at the four of them. "So you became friends with all of them during All-Stars Gwen? That's pretty cool. I didn't watch much of it, it was pretty meh for me." Bridgette asked Gwen, gesturing to the trio of Cameron, Mike, and Zoey.
Gwen nodded, smiling herself as well. "Yep, they're pretty nice. Now that Mike got his personality stuff taken care of, we shouldn't have any problems this season right?" Gwen asked Mike now, raising an eyebrow. She wasn't entirely sure if Mal was gone.
"Nothing to worry about!" Mike quickly answered, letting out a small laugh afterwards. "We used some of the prize money for some extensive therapy and other things to make sure Mal was gone. I still miss the others though." Mike answered, letting out a sigh afterwards.
Zoey patted Mike's back after he sighed, leaning against him. "Don't worry about it! They're still a part of you, and that's what matters. We'll see how things go this season okay?" Zoey comforted him, which quickly lifted Mike back up from the slump he got in whenever he thought of his former alternate personalities.
The ski lift soon brought up everyone's favorite dumb blonde, who soon forgot she was supposed to get off the ski lift just kept going, carrying her back down the mountain, making Chris facepalmed as it happened. "Why did I not see that coming. Whatever, she'll be back up eventually." Chris muttered to himself. After a minute, another contestant soon came up on a bench, and this one actually remembered to get off of the bench, although he was quick to scan the area for his own crazy reasons.
-Total Drama Pahkitew Island Finalist: Shawn-
Shawn was wearing his normal getup, since it was enough to keep him warm as is. "Hey Shawn, glad you could make-" Chris began to greet Shawn, but the zombie nut was quick to dart past him and past the stumps as well.
"Gotta check the perimeter for zombies! I'll be back!" Shawn shouted as he ran, confusing pretty much everyone on the stumps as they watched him run.
Geoff tipped his hat up for one moment at Shawn's words, looking a little concerned. "Did he say zombies dude? I really don't wanna be here if those are here dude. Like, those things are nasty!" Geoff asked nervously, which now got Ezekiel worried a bit as well.
"No, there aren't any zombies. He's just a nutjob. I don't see him lasting long at all here." Heather sharply answered Geoff's question, annoyed that he even thought to ask something like that.
Chris didn't even have time to call Chef to stop Shawn, as the zombie nut was long gone now. "Whatever, we'll just edit him in with the group in post." Chris said, making a mental note to have the editors do that later.
The next ski lift soon came, bringing up an athlete who didn't really have that much special about her at first glance. She was wearing a snow jacket very reminiscent of her typical clothing, being beige with purple stripes. She still wore the same pants and had the same necklace as she did on Pahkitew, since she didn't need much to be kept warm. "Hi Chris, it's nice to be back, I look forward to competing fairly again. Will we be participating in more winter sport themed challenges this time?"
-Total Drama Pahkitew Island Finalist: Sky-
Chris shrugged, before bringing one finger to his lips to make a shushing gesture. "I can't say just yet, so just join the others as the last few arrive." Chris told her, letting out a yawn afterwards.
Sky nodded and jogged over to the stumps, where the friend group huddle had now gotten a bit bigger, with about half of the contestants present huddled together now. "Hi everyone, it's nice to meet all of you! If we're on the same team, I hope we can get along well!" Sky greeted everyone, sitting down between Lightning and Owen who had now joined the huddle.
Lightning was shivering slightly at the moment, but he still gave her a quick nod of acknowledgement. "Whatever, if you're strong like the Lightning, you're sha-cool!" Lightning told her, giving Sky some extra optimism.
The huddle continued to grow, with only Heather, Alejandro, Cody, and Staci being left out after a few more minutes. "So c-cold..." Cody said to himself as he shivered. He could have hopped in anywhere else in the huddle, but he specifically wanted to be next to Gwen, spots that were being occupied by Cameron and Bridgette.
The next ski lift carried not the first boot from Pahkitew, but two people who had technically been finalists. One was hunched in her seat as to not hit her head on the beam holding up the lift. The other had his head rested on his palms in boredom. His hair had grown back neatly, and his wounds had healed after being mauled on Pahkitew. "Yo! Sorta finalists! Get over here!" Chris called to them as the lift brought them up to the edge of the mountain.
-Total Drama Pahkitew Island Sorta Finalists: Jasmine and Dave-
The two of them got off the ski lift bench and walked over to Chris, with only one of them better dressed for the snow. Jasmine was comfortable with that she already had, while Dave was well layered and protected. He had a blue beanie on his head, a thick black sweater, jeans with layers underneath, and bulky brown snow boots. "Why are we here again..." he asked droningly, clearly not happy to be here.
Chris smirked at Dave's lack of enthusiasm, taking a sip of his thermos before answering. "Because Dave, you and Jasmine were technically able to win the million in the finale of Pahkitew Island. You didn't, but the opportunity still qualifies you for this season. Sorta finalists." Chris explained why they had been chosen, which brought back some painful memories for Dave.
"Is Shawn already here?" Jasmine asked, now looking at the huddle to try and spot her boyfriend amongst them.
Chris nodded, briefly checking his watch. "Yeah, he ran off to go check for zombies. Typical Shawn stuff." Chris answered, pointing with his thumb off to the distance in the direction that Shawn had run off to, which led to a snow covered forest.
Jasmine knew how Shawn thought with these kind of searches, so she soon took off into the woods as well. "I'll go get him then! Faster than a rattlesnake eating a rat in a barrel!" Jasmine shouted as she ran off.
Dave watched her run off, letting out a sigh and turning to head to the stumps. He quickly saw Sky in the huddle, making his heart sink. Chris saw his eyes widen and walked up to his side. "What's the matter Dave? Nervous about seeing Sky again? The girl who dumped you on national tv, and the same girl that made you go into a rage and look like a complete psychopath and become the single most hated contestant among the fanbase?" Chris mocked him, making Dave scowl at Chris.
Dave walked to the stumps, although he didn't join the huddle, instead opting to sit next to Cody so he wouldn't have to be near Sky. The two both gave each other nods as greetings, neither of them saying a word to each other. Sky briefly looked at Dave, but looked away as soon as their eyes met.
Chris watched them, relishing in the drama to himself. The next ski lift bench came up soon after, bringing no one's favorite beatboxer. "Hey... uh, Beardo was your name right? Or was it something else?" Chris asked, genuinely forgetting if his name was Beardo.
-Total Drama Pahkitew Island First Boot: Beardo-
Beardo slowly rose his hand before shooting it up in the air to a thumbs up, making a 'ding ding!' sound to show he was correct. "Ah okay, well Beardo, you're back for another season. Just try to not get kicked off too early this time okay? We have some merch made for all of the contestants, and some left over from Pahkitew, so it would actually sell if you had more than one episode. Kapeesh?" Chris told him, in a bit of an irritated tone.
Beardo pretended to think about it, before making the typical 'ding' sound of a lightbulb and walking to join the others. He was wearing his normal clothes, now with the addition of a red wool jacket for extra warmth. "Oh hey I know you! I listened to your stuff online! Beardo's Jams 1-8!" Owen exclaimed, excited to see Beardo here.
"He made 8 albums? Were they any good?" Mike asked, turning around to look at the beatboxer.
Dave facepalmed and shook his head. "No you morons... Owen is just talking about one album. He literally named it 'Beardo's Jams 1-8'. It's eight songs in one album. Just a bunch of sound effects." Dave corrected Mike, having heard it himself.
Duncan scoffed as he heard what the album was, looking back at Beardo as well now. "Reminds me of the crap Harold made after he split from the Drama Brothers. Yeah, absolute garbage. You better not getting too noisy with your beatboxing, or I'll be sure to beat you if you try." Duncan threatened Beardo, punching his fist into his palm.
The final ski lift came up soon after Duncan threatened Beardo, bringing the dumb blonde who had missed her stop the first time. Chris hurried over and pulled her off her seat, since she was currently doing her makeup as the bench passed by. She nearly dropped her lipstick, and it thankfully didn't smear anywhere. "Oh, hi Chip!" she greeted Chris as she stepped onto the ground.
-Total Drama All-Stars First Boot: Lindsay-
Chris sighed as Lindsay got his name wrong for what felt like the millionth time, although he didn't get to greet her as Beth hurried over to Lindsay from the stumps, thrilled to see her best friend back. "Oh my gosh you're here Lindsay! It's super cold here, but that's okay since you're here!" Beth exclaimed, hugging Lindsay.
Lindsay hugged her back, the both of them squealing together. Lindsay was wearing a red faux fur coat on top of her usual outfit, although she was wearing green winter boots instead of her heels. "I can't believe you're back! Where's Tyson?" Lindsay asked, looking around for Tyler.
"Tyler isn't in this season Lindsay. He wasn't great enough nor did he suck enough. You're the last one here actually, since you forgot to get off the first time." Chris told her, trying to have some patience with her.
Lindsay looked saddened by this news, but she just followed Beth to the stumps instead of whining about it. Once they joined the huddle, Jasmine and Shawn soon returned from the woods, waving at the group in the huddle as they arrived. "Shawn checked a good amount of the forest, no zombies to be seen there mate!" Jasmine told everyone on Shawn's behalf.
The two of them got settled in the huddle, and Chris then turned to face the camera. "Well that's our cast! Or is it? We've got three more spots available for you guys to decide back at home! This'll be for first in popularity obviously, and we want to know who you all think deserve a spot in this season! Anyone is fair game, well, almost anyone. We legally can't stop you, but there are some faces I'd rather not have back here. But until next time, this has been, Total, Drama, Froooooozen Firsts!" Chris said to the camera, as it panned out again with each of the words of the season name.
Contestants: Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Heather, Alejandro, Cody, Cameron, Lightning, Mike, Zoey, Shawn, Sky, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Geoff, Staci, Lindsay, Beardo, Jasmine, Dave, ?, ?, ?
Hello everyone! If you got this far, thanks for checking this out! I've always wanted to write my own pure canon season after all the OC seasons I've written, and this is the concept some of you messaged me about doing the most, so here I am! What do you guys think of this concept? Who do you think is going to go super far/make it to the end of the season, or who is going to go right away? I'd love to hear your predictions, makes it all the more fun writing these. So be sure to leave a review! The feedback always helps, and has a tendency to change the route the season takes. See you all next time!