Screw Kronos, I have much more important things to do now. Between the demigod reflexes that make me superior to most other mortals and the Big Daedalus, (I decided to name the computer after the name of its CPU) I have the potential to be the best Fortnite player in the entire world! I don't even have to worry about an Internet connection because The Big Daedalus somehow manages to get 0 ping from any location in the entire world. This means that I can play Fortnite from the luxury of my cabin, perfectly protected by the borders of Camp from monsters who would seek to shut me down.

The best part is that I don't even need to buy gear like a microphone, camera, or headset since I recently realized The Big Daedalus can transform its appearance, giving me everything I would ever need to start my twitch career.

With all of this in mind, I got my gaming gear situated in my cabin and started downloading Fortnite. While waiting for it to download (it took around 4 minutes because although my internet connection has unlimited bandwidth, the Fortnite servers only send out its packets so quickly) I tried to come up with an in-game name which I would use for both Fortnite and Twitch.

"Hmmm let's see... Waterboi2020?... No too cheesy..." I mused. "How about Riptide? Damn that one is actually pretty good... but nahh" I continued. "Ooo i know, how about Perses, it'll be a play on my full name Perseus but without the letters E or U in it!" I yelled.

"SHUTUP," a random camper from a nearby cabin yelled. Whoops, guess I was too loud.

With my username finally decided and Fortnite done downloading, I loaded up my first match.

"Boom headshot! Boom headshot! AND BOOM HEADSHOT!" I yelled.

I currently had 7 kills and it was only my first match, there was only one player left ready to face their demise. Between my demi-god reflexes and my 0 ping, he stood no chance. Or so I thought.

He came out of nowhere, suddenly popping up in front of me. Of course, with my reflexes, I was able to instantly react and start shooting the pleb in the head, that is, until something weird happened.

"WTF HE PUT A WALL IN FRONT OF HIMSELF!" I screamed.

This madman was putting walls everywhere and begun to literally walk all over me. Obviously this warrior was a class above the other noobs that I've encountered. Despite having greater aim and accuracy, I was powerless in the face of his building skills. I eventually lost track of where he was until he popped up with a shotgun and one-shotted me.

I sat there in front of the screen gaping at the bullshit that I just saw. To add insult to the wound, he began t-bagging the location where I died. I was furious. I only had one person watching the stream so far. He commented: "Haha you got t-bagged." The nerve of some of these people.

It's okay though, I wasn't expecting to win my first game anyways, I don't know anything about the game yet after all. Still... the fact that I lost due to someone building walls...

"DAMNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUU ARCHITECTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"