Total Drama: Cruise for 1 million dollars

Episode 2: Famous...Again part 1.

By:Chris S.

A light beams on Chris as he walks into a strange new location with a mysterious girl and Chef. The girl looks at Chris shyly noticing a scar on his neck. "Are they ready yet?" She asks. With Chris to give nod. A stampede of old contestants tear the door down.

"Welcome competitors to Total Drama: Cruise For One Million Dollars!" Chris shouts excitedly.

*Camera pans to the crowd of an unenthusiastic group of contestants.*

"I said, WELCOME!" Chris shouts.

The competitors seem more aware.

"Ok. Come with me!" Chris says as he walks out of the large storage garage they're in.

"Where are we actually?" Lindsay asks cautiously to Noah.

Noah shrugs back.

The camera pans across different boats stopping at a ginormous on at the edge of the dock.

"Oh no please tell me we aren't having another traveling season," Leshawna says sassly.

"No flying! No flying!" Owen yells out as he hears the word travel.

Chris turns back to face them.

"Yes and yes. Owen and Leshawna. This is a traveling season but, to spice it up instead of a massive, expensive airplane that needs unlimited amounts of gases. We are…. Traveling on a cruise ship owned by me!"

Theme Song

The Competitors look worried.

A quick shot shows Gwen, Trent, Harold, and Lindsay inspecting the boat.

A comedic shot shows Lindsay get too close to the boat and fall into the water.

Chris turns around to the interns lifting heavy equipment on the boat.
"So, any last words?" Chris jokes. The co-host are on the floor laughing. Unfortunately a shot show the contestants looking freaked out.

Chef and the blonde co-host usher the contestants into the ship.

The contestants pile in in one large group.

"Is this eco-friendly?" DJ asks Chris before entering the boat. He is holding a small baby panda.

Chris reaches to pet the panda it bits his thumb.

Chris frowns and simply says "No,"

Dj walks disappointed into the boat with his panda.

Chris shuts the door.

The blonde female organizes everyone into the living space of the cruise.

"Hi, I'm your… other co-host Brittany. You may also know me as ex-competitor Blainley's cousin. Now, we will begin our teams. If you hear your name stand next to me. Ok… starting out with, Leshawna!"
Leshawna walks down the carpet carefully. Brittany, welcomes her and shakes her hand.

"How ya' doin?" Leshawna asks.

"Good," Brittany replies.

"Ok… next is the one, the only, the sarcastic Noah!" Brittany says.

Noah walks across the blue carpet and plants himself next to Brittany, in front of the fireplace.

"Nice to risk my life for you," Noah says while while rolling his eyes.

Brittany pauses not knowing how to respond.

"Uh… next we have Lightning," Brittany says slowly.

"Sha-Boo yah!" Lightning shouts as he bolts by the fire.

"Is this team ready to sha-win?" Lightning screams at his teammates.

Leshawna and Noah give a quick glance at each other and looks away.

"Well, next we have the runner up to season 1, it's Gwen!"

Gwen nervously struts through the blue carpet.

She shakes Brittany's hand.

"Welcome!" Brittany repeats before Gwen walks to her left.

"Ok we are getting through this quicker then I thought, next is Court… oh goodness the drama," Brittany exclaims.

"Are you going to finish my name?" Courtney asks in an entitled manor.

"Yeah, Courtney," Brittany finishes.

Courtney walks on the blue carpet and silently shakes Brittany's hand. Courtney gives a quick glance at Gwen.

"Next, we have the winner of season 3, Heather!" Brittany calls.

Heather walks through the crowd. Her hair has grown since season 3.

"Nice to be here," Heather states.

"And finally, Gwen's… ex?"

"Current,"

Brittany lets out a gasp. "Current boyfriend, Trent!"

Trent walks up the blue carpet.

He smiles as he shakes Brittany's hand.

"Hi," Trent say kindly.

Brittany blushes and cautiously looks at Gwen who simply frowns.

"It's fine. Unlike, you I don't cheat," Trent says before kissing Gwen on the cheek.

Gwen receives the kiss. She looks at Courtney who, gives her a thumbs up.

"Ok, Chef Hatchet will introduce the next team."

Chef appears on the other side of the room. He looks slightly older.

Chef yells. "Ok, when I call your name get next to me! No talking at all!"

He glares at Owen who is attempting to form a conversation with Scott.

"Ok, Ezekiel!"

Ezekiel sprints on the blue carpet. He's un feral and looks completely different. He has combed brown hair, stands straight, has become "buff", and he is taller.

"Lindsay!"

Lindsay runs across the blue carpet. She trips comically. She gets up and stands near Chef.

"DJ"

Dj with his panda in hand runs across the carpet and stands directly to the left of Chef.

Chef and Dj look at each other but, then looks back out to Brittany's team.

"Owen!"

Owen with a dangerous amount of chocolate cake on his face gets up and stands by Chef.

"Justin!"

Justin stands up in slow motion and walks to Chef rebelliously.

Chef notices and jumps toward Justin before getting back in place.

"Teens these day are gettin on my nerves! Jasmine!"

Jasmine gets up and runs toward Chef.

"Ok, finally Scott!"

Scott stands up and runs toward Chef. Before he gets there Scott looks back at Courtney who stops talking to Leshawna to look back at him.

"Maggot! You may have won a season a season but that doesn't entitle you to ignore my directions,"

Scott turns around and walks to right of Chef.

He whispers to Chef. Chef moves across the room and whispers to Brittany. Brittany whispers to Jasmine. Jasmine nods her head.

"Ok, we have a swap,already. Congratulations Jasmine you are safe from my wrath. Courtney, get over here. Jasmine replace her,"

They both follow Chef's directions and run to the opposite side of the room.

Scott and Courtney look at each other and smile.

Duncan looks at Gwen and Trent and Courtney and Scott. He realizes he's now single.

Chris stands in the middle of the room.

"Ok that's means the rest of you are mine. The undesirables."

Chris glances around the room and looks at the sad faces of those who are still sitting down in their blue chairs.

"Ok, that means I have…" Chris points

"Cody,"

"Sierra,"

"Harold,"

"Bridgette,"

"Duncan,"

"Eva,"

"And…. Dawn,"

They all half stand, half sitting not knowing if they should stand next to him.

"Stand!" Chris says irritated.

They all awkwardly walk toward him.

"Ok, so… If you are with… Brittany you are the Beasts,"

The camera shows people high fiving and cheering around Brittany.

"If your with Chef, you are the… huh Maggots,"

The maggots look around nervously.

"Clap!" Chef screams.

The Maggots clap cautiously.

"And, because I love… irony, my team will be called The Champions,"

The Champions cheer.

"Wait a second," Duncan says before Chris gives his next instructions.

"Ok follow me!" Chris says before going through a glass door. They enter a large cafeteria with some interns behind the counter.

"How do you fit this in a boat?" Noah asks amazed.

"It's called money, if you win, you get the money," Chris states sarcastically.

"Anyway, this is the food hall you will eat… food here," Chris says awkwardly before leading everyone into 1 of 3 hallways.

"This is the team's living quarters. This season since we have the best of the best with us you will live better than the last camps,"

Chris pauses while smiling.

Eva notices and calls him out. "What's the catch. Your an ignorant cheap guy and your rewarding us with this… This is a distraction. This is a mirage!"

Chris' smile widens. "Your right Eva, this only for the winners. The losers get this!"

Chris hits a red button on his phone in an instance the comfortable beds turns into wooden planks. The white carpet turns brown. The TV disappears along with the bathroom door.

Eva and the others look amazed.

"Hopefully that gives you motivation to win," Chris says.

They walk out of the hall way that now has an odor and to onto the deck of the boat.

"Ok, now we have the confessionals," Your confessional is in this deluxe restroom. Go try it out," Chris says calmly.

"Why can't I see my reflection on this?" Lindsay stares into the camera. She looks up.

"Oh, there I am!" She says relieved.

"I don't see how both Courtney and Gwen could leave me? I know the last time I saw them during World Tour but, what happened? I had 2 now I have none," Duncan sighs.

"I became friends with that panda that I hurt. I have truly became one with nature!" Dj say happily.

"Something's up this place and Eva doesn't like it!" Eva says.

The camera pans back to Chris and the contestants.

"Ok, now it's that special time, eliminations!" Chris says gleefully.

"Our intern, Nathan will demonstrate our elimination system this time!"

Chris introduces a skinny, red head guy wearing a black outfit.

"Please," The intern pleads with Chris.

"Come on Jason, just like we practiced!" Chris says before Chef comes out in a pirate costume.

"Now get gone!" Chef screams as he pushes the intern off a wooden plank.

"Get the walk the plank reference?" Chris asks waiting for the camper's approval.

"Is he Ok?" Bridgette asks,"

"He'll be just fine, follow me!" Chris says as he points away.

*Intern screams in the background*

"Now's the time where you ask questions," Chris says.

*Harold raises his hand*

"Is m-"

Harold gets interrupted.

"Great we're question free, and it looks like we're coming close towards our first destination. You guys should go eat, interact, sleep, and your first challenge will be tomorrow! McLane out!" Chris says as he, Chef, and Brittany goes back inside the ship.

*Noises of murmuring goes on as many of the campers go inside*

Ezekiel, Justin, Noah, and Cody stay outside.

"Wha- What happened to you, Zeke? The last time I saw you, you were a green and stuff and then you went into that volcano. What happened?" Cody asked astonished?

"Well… it's a long story. I'll just sum it up for you. After the explosion, chef came back to the volcano and recused me. He put me in this weird robot thing and we went back to Ontario. When, I got there I went to the hospital frequently. During that I got some plastic surgery and got some… uh… upgrades. I was restored back to health. Once I was done with that I lived with Chef secretly. He trained me. So that's what happened and I'm here now," Ezekiel explained.

*A visualization of his monologue happens*

*Justin's confessional*

"Guess who just got an idea,"

Points to himself

"I did, Ezekiel might be the key that million dollar prize. But, I got to stay in line with Chef. For all I know they could be in an illegal alliance or something,"

Looks up

"Hmm"

*End confessional*

Camera goes inside

Dawn is talking to DJ and feeling his panda.

"I like you and I like what you do for the community. If one thing your aura tells me is that your kind, caring, and a worker. Oh wait that's three things,"

DJ smiles.

"Thanks that means alot to me,"

*DJ's confessional*

"Everybody's been so kind since I got here. For once, I feel like I'm not on Total Drama!"

*His panda's paw covers the camera*

"Hey…. stop!"

*End confessional*

Gwen eats with Trent

"So, tell me Gwen what was the best part of the World Tour," Trent giggles.

"Uh, I got to Paris for free," Gwen replies with a smile.

Duncan sits down across from them. The smiles on their faces disappear.

"Oh hey Trent didn't see you there," Duncan mumbles as stabs a pocket knife through the wooden table.

Gwen and Trent slightly lean back also, Leshawna and Owen come into direct frame. Jasmine is staring in the background while eating a "hamburger".

"Hey… Duncan," Trent says nervously.

"So, your dating Gwen again? Right?" Duncan asks angrily.

Sweat starts to build in Trent's face.

"Yeah," Trent says.

"May I ask why?" Duncan asks as he pushed his knife through the table.

"Because we were already dating and I apologized. Anyway, isn't your backup plan to date Courtney?" Trent asks with a smirk.

Courtney replies from far away with a simple. "Hey!"

Duncan jumps over the table and punches Trent repeatedly.

They wrestle until Chris comes back and kick them off each other.

"Come on…" Chris says. It's implied that he does really care.

Duncan and Trent split up. Chris is waiting for them.

"Now go to your rooms, and be sure to create more more drama! Our ratings went through the roof." Chris lectures as they both go to their own hallways. As Duncan walks by the camera pans to Eva who is talking Sierra.

"That's why you need to get out of here! NOW!" Eva screams silently."

Sierra is eating a bowl of ice cream while sitting stomach on her bed with her feet in the air.

"Well… if you want you can leave but, I'm going to stay so I can update my blog, win a million dollars, and live in the Bahamas with Cody!" Sierra replied as she watches Duncan enter the room.

She immediately points her spoon at him.

"What happened? Is there drama? Tell me now. Into this microphone." Sierra says as she reached behind her to grab a text to speech microphone.

"I got into a fight-" Duncan says somberly until he gets interrupted by Sierra.

"With who! This could be a main storyline in this season! I got to know. They, got to know!" Sierra says as she points to the camera.

Eva looks cautiously and avoids being seen. She comidical walks out off camera view while Duncan answers the question.

"Uh, got in it with Trent because he- he's a lonely loser that took my Gwen!" Duncan screams.

Sierra looks scared. "That's all the questions we'll have today, thank you!"

Sierra passes out softly.

The camera goes to a storage where Scott is carving out false statues.

"How did you already find the statue?" A mysterious voice asks.

"Shhh. I'm trying to keep it secret. Anyway who has a coconut with a blue sticker underneath a lawn chair? I swear the more seasons I'm in the lazier they get with these,"

*Owen and Lindsay talk to each other*

"Man I'm scared about tomorrow's challenge," Owen says worried.

Lindsay puts his hand on Owen's shoulder.

"Don't worry it's our first challenge in years how hard could it be?" Lindsay asks.

*A camera cuts to a large forrest with a massive swamp filled with snakes*

Katie and Sadie squeals!

Lindsay exclaims "! #$".

*Episode ends*