Total Drama: Cruise for 1 million dollars
Episode 7: Confessionals: The Experience
By:Chris S.
*Recap Starts*
"Last time on Total Drama Cruise for 1 million dollars, our campers had to survive a lame game of infection. Jasmine was reminded of her breakup with Shawn. Harold got mutilated by Justin. Ouch! The Beast lost after Jasmine tried to reach out to Shawn. At the end of the day, Jasmine had to walk the plank. What will happen on this episode of Total Drama Cruise For 1 Million Dollars!"
*Recap Ends*
Theme Song
The episode starts in the Beast common room. Gwen and Trent sits together as Gwen rubs her stomach in pain. Heather and Leshawna sit across from them and Zoey enters the room as she tells Justin.
"Bye!" Zoey waves as before she shuts the door.
"Where have you been?" Leshawna asks sassly.
Zoey sits down next to Gwen, "Oh we snuck out early to the dock to watch the waves,"
Gwen and Trent looks at each other.
"Wait so your dating Justin?" Gwen asks while pointing at her.
Zoey blushes, "Maybe?" She say.
"What about Mike, you two were an item for like… 2 seasons," Trent adds.
Zoey stares into space.
"Well, we faced some… problems," Zoey says.
*Zoey's Confessional*
Zoey rubs her shoulder nervously.
"This… is awkward. Truth be told, Mike doesn't know that… we uh, have splitted. I'm so sorry that you have to learn this off of my appearance here.
Zoey looks a little distraught.
"Oh no, I'm a bad person," Zoey says as she looks down in shame.
*End Confessional*
The camera goes to the Maggot's common room
Justin enters the dark room.
"Uh, why can't people learn to be kind?" Justin says as he flicks the light switch on.
There he confronted by Chef.
"Where were you earlier?" Chef asks.
"I was.. In here getting my beauty sleep. Now leave me alone!" Justin says angrily.
"I asked where were you earlier?" Chef asks softly as he stands up.
"Did I structure?" Justin asks before Chef leaps towards him.
"I know you were at the dock!" Chef says.
Justin nods his head in fright.
"Your a bad boy aren't you?" Chef adds.
Justin shakes his head.
"That's right, soldier. Now your job is to win for me, got it?" Chef says.
Justin nods as he dusts himself off.
"Ok then, I'll be watching you," Chef says as he exits.
The camera goes to Bridgette who is not eating with Dawn or DJ instead she sits alone.
Ezekiel walks up to her,
"Is this seat available?" Ezekiel asks kindly.
Bridgette nods as Eziekiel sits down.
"I heard you were in an alliance, eh?" Ezekiel asks.
"Well… I am, it a bit awkward. They think I'm vegan but, I'm not. I don't want to disappoint them. I have to eat meat in secret Bridgette says as she leans under the table to eat a piece of bacon.
"Don't worry, just tell them," Ezekiel says.
"You have nothing to lose, eh?" Ezekiel continues.
Bridgette nods.
"Your right, I'll do it laehhter," Bridgette says jokingly she laughs and looks up at Ezekiel who does not find it funny.
Bridgette uncomfortably stops.
Chris steps into the kitchen where most of the campers are.
"Ok dudes, we landed at our next location. Hop off!" Chris announces.
One by one the campers hop off into a large island with a stadium like structure.
"We're missing people," Chris whispers to the co-hosts.
"Brittany, where are the Beasts?" Chris asks.
Brittany looks around and points until she gets back onto the yacht.
She walks into the common room and slams open the door.
"Come on, get off!" Brittany yells as her team slowly stops off of the boat.
Chris gives her team the side eye.
"Ok now that everyone is here we must advise you to take a seat." Chris continues.
Chris ushers his team to middle section of the stadium.
As they load into their seats Harold feels his seat
"Wow this is plush. Is this a model 129384684 cushion?" Harold asks.
Cody stares at he nervously.
"That was specific," Cody states.
"I've mastered the ways of cushion design," Harold says.
"These are super valuable because it comfortable and hallow. You can put about anything in this baby," Harold says as he pats it.
All of campers are finally settled down.
Suddenly cuffs open and traps the camper's hands and legs.
"Woah!" Courtney exclaims.
"What's your deal?" Scott asks furiously.
"It's today's challenge sponsored by Celebrity Manhunt. Sierra would you like to explain today's challenge?" Brittany asks.
The campers look at Sierra.
"Today you will confess your juiciest secrets." Sierra says nervously.
"How could you do this?" Cody asks upset.
Sierra begins to cry, "They said they would give me invincibility for one camper of choice," Sierra explains as she sobs.
"And if you don't confess?" Chris continues.
"You will get shocked and team will lose a point," Sierra says sadly.
Chris presses a red button that shocks everyone but Gwen.
"Now, let's begin, shall we?" Chris asks.
First, from the Beasts, Zoey." Chris says.
Zoey looks scared.
"We decided that we can't give your confession enough justice. That's we invited Mike live to ask you your question." Chris says.
"Oh no," Zoey whispers under her breath.
"Welcome Mike," Chris says as Mike appears on the screen waving.
"Well, Zoey… is it true that, you cheated on your boyfriend of 3 years the first day you traveled to compete on own?" Mike says in pain.
Zoy looks around frantically and sighs.
"Yes, yes I did." I know I'm a terrible person but, I was weak." zoey says.
"Is weak." Mike says before his camera shuts off.
"Ok… next from the Maggots we have… Lindsay!" Chris announces.
"Lindsay is it true that you can not push anything?" Chef asks.
Lindsay rubs her forehead.
"Can you say that again… But slower?" Lindsay asks.
"No, just answer the question." Chef says.
"Yes, it is true my favorite flavor of ice cream is rocky road," Lindsay says with her finger in the air.
The Maggots are shocked.
Lindsay looks around at her angry teammates.
"What did I do?" Lindsay asks.
Scott shakes his head as Courtney slaps her head.
"Next we have the Champions!" Chris announces.
"This one is for Eva." Chris says.
"Is it true that as a child you came in 23rd at a weight lifting contest?" Chis asks.
"What's it to ya?" Eva asks furiously.
"Would you like to answer that again?" Chris asks.
"Uhh… I mean yes," Eva says.
"Ok, next we must go back to the Beasts." Chris says.
"Heather!" Brittany exclaims.
"Is it true that you know what happened to Alejandro." Brittany says as she stares at Heather intensely.
"Of course he lives with his family," Heather says sarcastically.
"Next?" Heather asks.
Chef swipes the remote and presses the red button.
The team gets shocked besides Gwen.
"Heather, no point for you. Gwen. You're up!" Brittany says.
"Two in a row?" Gwen sighed and rolls her eyes.
Brittany looks down at an index card.
"Now your question is, did you ever have a crush on Cody?"
Gwen yells."No!"
The group is shocked as Gwen started stuttering.
Chris laughs in the background and Cody & Trent gasps.
Gwen looks away.
"Alright, fine! Yes, just for one episode during World Tour when we were in Australia. I know I was kind of going out with Duncan at the time, but Cody just treated much better while Duncan didn't really care much at all until we broke up," Gwen chokes.
Cody screams "Woah!" from across the stadium as he gets a fist bump from Harold.
Sierra looks down disappointed.
Cody looks at Sierra.
"Why are you so sad, you where the one who got the information," Cody asks.
Sierra doesn't respond.
Dawn touches her shoulder.
"She knew this happened but deep inside she wishes you were the first to like her," Dawn explained as Cody nods.
"Cody!" Chris announces.
Cody sits up instantly.
"Sierra will ask you this question," Sierra takes a deep breath as she pulls the card out of her pocket.
"Who is Luke Johnson?" Sierra asks calmly.
Cody begins to sweat. He eventually looks down
"He's my father," Cody mumbles.
"What?" Chris shouts.
"He's my father!" Cody yells.
"Great, now I'll hand it chef." Chris says.
"Courtney and Scott!" Chef exclaims.
"Is it true that, when the champions lose you two are planning to rig the box to get revenge on harold," Chef says as he looks up them.
"What?" Scott say nervously.
"Of course not! That's ridiculous!" Courtney says offended.
Chef presses the button, and the maggots are shocked.
"Hey!" Harold shouts from the other side of the arena.
"Ok next, Bridgette." Chris says as he turns around to look at her.
Chris smiles deviously.
"You already know the question. Are you vegan?" Chris asks.
Bridgette gulps as she looks up at Dawn.
Dawn lowers herself and says,
"Tell the truth, it will set you free,"
Bridgette looks straight at her and says,
"No, I'm vegan sorry DJ and Dawn," Bridgette says ashamed.
"It's fine," They both say.
Chris looks disappointed at their reactions.
"Ok… now let's go back to Chef!" Chris announces as he whispers something into Chef's ears.
Chef grins maliciously.
"This one is for DJ." Chef hollers.
DJ frighteningly leans backs. His panda is his arm higs DJ.
"DJ is it true that you purposely poisioned my food in Total Drama Action?" Chef asks.
All eyes turn to DJ in shock.
'I umm… well… no! I spilled it on accident and you know it!" DJ says.
Chef shakes his head in disappointment.
"Your mama raised you better," Chef says as he presses the red button.
His team gets a shock.
"Next up is Trent!" Chris announces as he hands the remote over to Brittany.
"Trent, is it true that your fascination with nine was because it mashed Gwen and your names together?" Brittany says quickly.
Trent gives a chuckle.
"Well, your right on the money!" Trent says.
"Ok… let's give it to Chris?" Brittany says while Chris motions to her.
"Well, I hate to break the rules but, this question is for the Maggots, more specifically, Ezekiel and Chef!" Chris says as he narrows his eyes at Chef.
"Don't you do it!" Chef warns Chris.
Chris snickers before giving the question.
"You two is it true that you essentially killed Alejandro by removing him from the robot suit, replacinging him with Ezekiel, and raising him behind my back?" Chris says sassily.
Before Ezekiel can answer, Chris presses the red button.
"You lose either way," Chris mumbles angrily.
"Ok now for the Champions we'll do a Lightning round!" Chris says as he dodges Chef.
"Dawn is it true you can talk to animals?" Chris says frantically.
Dawn nods.
"Sierra, how many restraining orders do you have?" Chris asks as he fights Chef for the remote.
"1!" Sierra shouts confidently.
Chris presses the button and the Champions get shocked.
"Finally, Harold. Are you related to Izzy?" Chris asks as Brittany breaks up his and Chef's fight and calms them down.
"No!" Harold says.
"He's telling the truth!" Chris exclaims.
"Your turn," Chris says sarcastically as he hands the remote over to Chef.
"Ok, Lightning round!" Chef says calmly.
"Owen, did Izzy break up with you or did ou break up with Izzy?" Chef asks.
Owen looks around.
"She broke up with me!" Owen says on the verge of tears.
"Wrong!" Chef states before he hits the red button that causes the Maggots to be shocked.
"Finally, Justin is it true that you were the one who copied the photos of Shawn that lead to Jasmine's elimination?" Chef asks hesitantly.
"No, I did not," Justin replied before his team is shocked.
"Our final question goes to Leshawna!" Brittany says excitedly.
"Did you witness Harold's injury?" Brittany asks.
She looks nervously at Justin who glares at her.
She then looks at Harold who mouths do the right thing.
Leshawna swallows her pride before she answers.
"No, I looked at his injury but, I wasn't there!" Leshawna sighs.
"Wow! I thougt… that was going to trick you. Uh… for once it looks like the Beasts win immunity for the first time. Also, the Maggot's will be at the elimination ceremony." Brittany says as she unloads her team from the seats.
The camera transitions to the cafeteria of the ship where everyone is eating in silence.
The camera shows people looking at dj in disturbance.
*DJ's confessional*
"I knew I was stupid! I should have cleaned the stuff off of Chef's pizza. I mean all I did was drop it and now I'm accused of drugging him!"
Dj sighs in disappointment.
"Even my panda doesn't trust me with his food. Watch," DJ says as he grabs his panda and sliced bananas. DJ raises it to the panda's mouth.
"Will you please trust me?" Dj asks as the panda shoves the food away from his mouth.
Dj frowns and slumps
*End confessional*
The camera goes back to cafeteria where Ezekiel is standing on a table.
The campers look up at him afraid.
"People, listen! Don't be ashamed or… judge others and stuff. Wasn't that Chris and everyone's goal ehh? We've all done something terrible. Look at me, remember the 1st episode of the 1st season? Look at me now ehh? It's fine. Just act like you never learned anything. This doesn't need to be uncomfortable!" Ezekiel lectures the campers.
"Uhh… can you move, your on my dinner?" Leshawna asks impatient.
Ezekiel climbs down from the table.
"He's kinda right," Eva agrees. "Chris' little game is to pit us against each other, we need to go against Chris and society!"
Chef gulps as he looks at Chris.
"We good? Right?" Chris asks Chef.
"We're good, we need to just get this over with so I can retire," Chef says.
The camera goes to the dock.
The Maggots sit on the dock talking as the beasts enter.
"What are they doing here?" Scott asks impatiently.
"Look up at the sky," Chris starts, "What color is it?"
"Uh… oh.. It's blue!" Lindsays says.
"Or it's white!" Lindsays continues.
"It's blue, Lindsay," Chris says as he slaps his face.
"Any way it's time to show a new rule!" Chris announces.
"Will you go on with it?" Justin yells.
"Ok! Relax! So, on every blue moon instead of you voting off a member, instead the team that wins invincibility will chose who walks the plank," Chris explains.
"The beasts have one minute to choose a person to eliminate in, 3… 2… 1.." Chris countdown.
The beasts huddle.
"Can we all agree that Justin needs to go?" Leshawna asks.
"Wait!" Heather yells as she pulls out a paper from her pants pocket.
"Tomorrow we have to have an eating competition," Heather explains.
"So?" Leshawna asks.
"So! Owen will eat anything!" Heather yells.
"Ok, but Justin or Scott or Courtney are huge threats," Gwen says.
"We can get them later! But, we got to think about tomorrow! Remember when Owen ate a whole meal of plastic in Action?" Heathers says.
"Yeah, also I don't want to vote out my boyfriend," Zoey adds.
"So we're voting Owen," Gwen whispers.
"I guess so," Trent responds.
"We made our decision," Leshawna calls out.
As Chris leans in to hear the beast's decision the Maggot's campers whisper to each other.
"If, I lose, win for me!" Justin whispers loudly to Scott and Courtney.
Scott and Courtney look at each other.
*Scott's confessional*
"Well, let's say Justin is pretty lucky it's a blue moon!" Scott says as he reaches for Duncan's former pocket knife.
He attempts to jab it in a horroh movie like fashion but he drops it on his foot.
*End Confessional*
*Courtney's Confessional*
"Justin is out of his mind if he think we're going to give our money to him," Courtney says.
She looks down at the blood on the floor.
"Katie, Sadie you need to do a better job!" Courtney hollers.
*End Confessional*
The camera zooms back to the dock
"I have gathered you here for tonight's elimination ceremony. When I call your name you will get a tropical alcohol free Tropical Juice Box. This means your safe. If you don't get a juice box you must walk the plank into the frigid ocean. Shall we start with Lindsay!"
Lindsay catches the box and takes a sip.
"Ezekiel!"
Ezekiel drops the box.
"DJ!"
DJ's panda snatches the box from DJ's hand. Dj rubs the panda's head.
"Courtney and Scott!"
Courtney catches the box while Scott is hit with box while he feels his foot.
"And the final box goes too…
Owen looks worried at the Beasts, Justin scoffs and rolls his eyes
"Justin!" Chris says as he throws the juice box to Justin.
"Sorry dude but, that means that you have to walk the planks," Chris says as he lays his hand on Owen's shoulder.
Owen walks through the dock and the second he stands on the board it breaks and he's in the water.
"Bye Owen!" Gwen says as she waves at him from her seat.
"Bye everybody!" Owen says as he floats on the water.
"Katie!" Chris shouts.
Katie walks out of the bathroom and onto the dock.
"Yes?" She responds.
"Can you replace this board?" Chris asks.
Katie runs off.
"What a shocking episode! Who will survive the eating challenge tomorrow? Will everyone forgive DJ? Is Gwen and Trent's relationship on the rocks?" Chris asks.
"No!" Gwen shouts from the background.
"And who will go home tomorrow? Find out on Total Drama Cruise For One Million Dollars! McClain out!" Chris says enthusiastically.
*The Episode isn't over yet*
The camera follows Justin as he goes down the Champion's hall.
He watches as Harold is talking to Cody and Sierra.
They all laugh.
The camera goes to Harold's prospective.
He notices a shadow shift in the hallway.
"Don't leave you have to show use your ninja skills," Cody says as he makes air quotes.
Harold looks back to the hallway and the shadow disappears.
Justin runs down the hallway and bumps into Leshawna.
"Sorry," Justin says.
"I know your game and you can not fool Leshawna," Leshawna whispers as she turns around and walks into The Champion's bedrooms.
"Shh." Justin says as he puts his hand over his mouth.
Leshawna nods in fear.
*The episode ends*
Closing credits including reddit user: RightHandMan87
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