Fantasyland

In front of Prince Charming's carrousel, Gaston is trying to pull out the Sword in the Stone as the village people look on expectantly. Despite his best efforts, the sword doesn't move in the slightest. Gaston finally stops pulling and sighs in defeat.

Gaston: "Sorry, folks, not even I can pull it out. I'm afraid this old sword's stuck here for good."

The villagers dejectedly disperse, leaving only Lefou and Arthur Pendragon, still staring at the miraculous sword.

Arthur: "Maybe I could try?"

Lefou scoffs.

Lefou: "Ha! No way, kid. Gaston himself couldn't even move that thing, you don't have a candle's chance in a rainstorm!"

Arthur walks up to the stone and anvil as Lefou barks a guttural laugh. Arthur grasps the hilt, gives it a pull and manages to easily free the sword.

Having seen the improbable feat, Lefou's jaw drops and his eyes grow to the size of saucers; he's at a complete loss for words.

A ray of light shines down on Arthur as he beams in wonderment at his achievement. Cut to a closeup of the sword's tip, which has the Disney Channel Logo engraved on it.

Various animals and performers are boarding the Casey Jr. circus train. Casey grins and blows his whistle. Cut to a shot of a circus car with the Disney Channel logo painted on the side.

Roo and Lumpy are walking through the Storybook Circus grounds. A trumpeting sound from above catches their attention. They look up to see Dumbo flying by and watch in awe.

Lumpy: "I wish I could fly!"

Roo: "It would be pretty cool, but bouncing still kinda works for me."

Cut to a flyer with the Disney Channel Logo posted on the side of a circus tent.

Snow White is resting under the shade of a tree with some animals of the forest. The Disney Channel logo fades into view onscreen.

Fozzie Bear and Walter are walking through the Enchanted Forest. Mr. Toad is driving wildly toward them, but the two Muppets duck out of the way just in time.

Mr. Toad: [as he drives by] "Tally Ho!"

Walter: "Hey, watch where you're driving, you road hog!"

Fozzie: "Don't you mean 'road frog'? Wakka-wakka!"

Walter just scowls at Fozzie, slowly shaking his head.

Fozzie: "Oh, don't look at me like that, not all my jokes can be winners."

Cut to a brick in the cobblestone path with the Disney Channel logo embossed into it.

Homer Simpson walks out of the Village Haus Restaurant with a turkey leg in each hand.

Homer: "Mmmm, turkey."

He proceeds to nosh on one of the legs as he walks down the pathway. Cut to a wooden sign posted along the path bearing the Disney Channel logo.

Captain Hook is standing at the bow of his ship, sailing past Skull Rock. As the ship passes by, we see the Disney Channel logo etched into the side of the rock formation.

At the Fantasy Faire Royal Theatre, a grand show is about to begin.

Announcer: "Good evening, boys and girls. Presenting Stromboli's magnificent puppets!"

The children packing the theatre burst into applause as the curtains rise. But the joy devolves into shock as the children gasp at the sight of Stromboli, Honest John, and Gideon all horribly beaten and hanging from strings on stage.

Cut to backstage as Sheriff Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and Pinocchio are angrily plucking strings off of their bodies.

Woody: "I should've known showbiz would come back to bite me!"

Pan to the right to reveal the Disney Channel logo painted on a wooden bush prop.