Critter Country

Kenai, Kuzco, and Naveen are walking along the forest trail.

Naveen: [to Kenai] "Tell me, is there anything you miss about being human?"

Kenai: "Thumbs, definitely having thumbs."

Kuzco: "Tell me about it! Ever try holding a mirror with hooves? It's IMPOSSIBLE!"

Naveen: "I wouldn't know, I didn't have that problem."

Cut to a wooden sign bearing the Disney Channel logo posted to a tree.

Humphrey, Winnie the Pooh, and Bongo are stacked on top of each other trying to loosen a beehive from a tree branch.

Pooh: "We almost have it."

Spike the Bee flies out of the hive to confront Humphrey, landing on his nose. As Spike apparently reprimands Humphrey, Humphrey wiggles his nose and sneezes, sending the trio of bears toppling. The beehive breaks open upon hitting the ground causing the agitated bees to swarm out of it.

Pooh: "Run away!"

The three of them run in all directions as the bees chase them. Cut to a loose piece of honeycomb on the ground with the Disney Channel logo on it.

In the greenroom at Country Bear Hall, Barry Barrington is tuning his guitar. Pan right to a 60's-style poster of the Disney Channel logo.

Charlie Brown and Snoopy are people watching at Pooh Corner. Arlo and Spot walk up to them.

Arlo: "Neat pet, can I pet him?"

Charlie Brown: "Be my guest."

Charlie Brown is surprised to figure out that Arlo is indeed petting him with his tail as Spot begins to sniff his backside. Snoopy looks on and begins to snicker.

Charlie Brown: [embarrassed] "Good grief."

Cut to the Disney Channel logo imprinted in one of Arlo's footprints.

Inside Splash Mountain, Scrat is looking for something to eat. He notices a lone acorn hanging from a tree and beams. He then climbs up the tree to get it but just as it reaches for it, it falls into a passing log boat. Scrat jumps into the boat for his would-be meal and searches for the acorn, not realizing that the boat is going up the lift hill.

Scrat finally recovers the acorn and clutches it tightly in jubilation. But as he's briefly blinded by daylight, his face falls as he knows exactly what's to come.

Cut to a view of Splash Mountain from inside the briar patch, a boat comes down the waterfall as Scrat can be heard screaming in the distance. The acorn falls in front of the camera, obscuring the gap in the vines and revealing the Disney Channel logo on it's shell.

At The Hungry Bear Restaurant, Sid the Sloth notices Flash Slothmore sluggishly carrying a tray with salad to his table.

Sid: [concerned, to himself] "I weep for the future of my kind...and I'M saying that!"

Cut to a trash can with the Disney Channel logo printed on it's door.

Russel is sketching a picture of Rutt & Tuke as they both hold a pose pretending to graze.

Russel: "Almost finished...aaand, done!"

The two moose brothers clamor to see the finished product.

Rutt: "Give us a look, eh?"

Tuke: "This is gonna be good. Let's see it ,eh?"

Russel shows them an oddly realistic pencil drawing of two grazing moose.

Russel: "What do you think?"

Tuke is so amazed he's speechless, but Rutt raises an eyebrow.

Rutt: "Uh, I think you drew my antlers a little small, there."

Cut to the back of Russel's sketchbook, which has the Disney Channel logo printed on it.