Ron and the Total Babe

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! (except the plot.)

If you are a Degrassi fan, notice how I took a little of the beginning from the episode where J.T. and Toby are hanging out, and J.T. gets a wet dream. One of my first fanfics, so take it easy with the reviews. Rated T for mentions of boy puberty. Enjoy!


Chapter 1 - The Dream

Ron was sitting on a lounge chair. He was relaxing on a nice beach, soaking in the summer sun. On his left, there was a bell. He took it, and rang it. Almost instantly, a gorgeous figure in a rather skimpy red bathing suit appeared. She was carrying a tray of drinks. As she placed them on a near table, Ron caught a glimpse of who the mysterious lady was.

"HERMIONE?!" asked Ron, in total shock.

Harry had just woken up. He was getting dressed for the coming day. He paused, however, when he heard noises coming from Ron's bed.

"H-mi-Her- Her-Mione-Hermione" he moaned.

Harry had to stifle his laughs, as to not wake Ron.

"Boys, breakfast is ready!" called Molly Weasley.

Hermione didn't say anything. She gave Ron a wink, and jumped into the water. As Ron walked up to her, she emerged, soaking wet, this time without her bathing suit. She was more curvy and full then the Hermione Ron remembered. She ran to him, sun setting behind her, her brown locks bouncing behind her.

"That's not the only thing bouncing.." Ron thought with a smirk.

"Hermione!" gasped Ron, over and over.

He woke with a start.

"C'mon Ron, breakfast is ready." said Harry.

Ron took a look under his sheets, and sighed. When Ron didn't get up, Harry started to tug at Ron's sheets.

"Stop Harry- quit it." said Ron, as Harry tugged.

"What happened Ron, did you pee the bed or something?" Harry said, laughing.

When Ron didn't answer, Harry had a realization.

"You had a wet dream didn't you Ron? 3 feet above my head?" Harry asked, disgusted and intrigued.

"Can you keep it down?" Ron asked, annoyed.

"Who was it about?" toyed Harry

Ron was about to say Harry's mother, but not wanting to be insensitive, because Harry's mother had passed, he said nothing.

"It was Hermione, wasn't it." laughed Harry. "H-mi-Her- Her-Mione-Hermione" he mocked.

"If you tell ANYONE, I'll slaughter you." said Ron.

"Ron, it isn't that bad.." said Harry after having a laugh, as Ron cleaned himself off. "It happens to everyone."

"Oh yeah? Who was your's about?" asked Ron.

Harry ignored him, and rushed out of the room.

"Our breakfast is getting cold." he mumbled on his way out.

"Harry James Potter, get back here." Ron said playfully.

Ron chased and tackled Harry in the hallway. Harry was blushing madly now

"OKAY-okay. It was about … it was about Cho Chang"

"NO WAY!" said Ron in disbelief.

"Boys, breakfast!" called Molly again.

"Anyway, this should be interesting." said Harry smirking, walking downstairs.

Ron gulped as he realized what Harry meant.


Just to clear up any confusion, Ron is nervous because Hermione is spending the rest of summer vacation at the burrow, along with Harry. I'll try and update as soon as I can. Reviews would be greatly appreciated!