Ron and the Total Babe

SORRY SORRY SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE! I'VE HAD MUCH HAS BEEN GOING ON. LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD CONTINUE THE STORY!

That confidence was lost, however, when he saw Hermione about to hop into the water. He dove behind a bush, and pulled Harry with him, praying that the girls didn't see them.

"What's wrong with you mate?" Harry said, half annoyed at this point.

"I- I can't do this, not today" said Ron.

"It can't have been that bad Ron…" said Harry.

So Ron proceeded to tell Harry about the dream.


"She was wearing that exact bathing suit?" Harry asked, astounded.

"YES!" whisper yelled Ron.

"Hermione, do you hear something?" asked Ginny, climbing onto a rock.

"I think so, want me to go check?" asked Hermione, getting out of the water.

"Yeah, sure." said Ginny.

After whispering some things he wouldn't dare say in front of Mrs. Weasley, he hopped up.

"No, no, it's just me and Harry" Ron said, trying to avoid eye contact with Hermione at all costs.

"What were you two doing back there?" inquired Hermione, beginning to walk over.

"NOTHING" Ron responded, rather quickly.

Ginny and Hermione exchanged glances.

"It's nothing, just, er, HARRY, here" Ron said, pulling Harry up, "he, saw, uh, a BEETLE in the bush. Yes."

"Oh really? Can I see?" asked Hermione. "I've just received a new fascinating book on-"

"Whoops sorry, uh, it just flew away." said Ron.

Harry started to walk away from his friend's pathetic attempts. Hermione walked with him.

"What is going on with Ron?"

"No idea." lied Harry.

Hermione gave Harry that look, and Harry automatically knew she knew he was lying. He brushed it off however.

"Last one to the pool is a rotten egg-" said Harry, before pushing Hermione back and sprinting to the water.

"HEY" yelled Hermione, before chasing him into the water.

Ron resumed his miserable spot behind the bush.


Ginny jumped back in, and they all began splashing each other for several minutes. Then Hermione winked at Ginny, knowing her crush on Harry, and yelled:

"Guys lets have a chicken fight!"

Ginny and Ron both flushed red, but Ginny replied:

"Ok, uh, I'll take Harry, and you can have Ron, Hermione. That is, if he wants to play."

"Ron, get over here!" Hermione said.

Ron reluctantly got up, still avoiding Hermione's gaze.

"What is it?"

"Do you want to have a chicken fight with us?" asked Ginny

"A-a ch-chi?!" Ron began to sputter.

"Yes, a chicken fight! Godric what's wrong with you! Do you want to play or not?" yelled Ginny.

"Fine." said Ron, trudging into the water.


again, I'm so sorry I took so long to update. R/R!