A/N: I don't own Harry Potter
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"Seriously, Ginny, what are you trying to do, sleep with every boy in the school?"
"I haven't slept with anyone, Ron, not that it's any of your business."
"Ginny, I'm only looking out for your reputation."
"No, you're being a nosy git. If I wanna sleep with someone, what's it matter to you? At least I've been kissed." Ron's face turned bright red.
"I...I can get someone to kiss me," he looked around. Hermione had just stepped through the portrait hole. He grabbed her and kissed her deeply. She responded by slapping him across the face. Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Told you so," she muttered as Ron slunk off to the boys' dorm.
"What the bloody hell!" Hermione yelled glaring at Ginny.
"He was telling me off for sleeping around. I said at least I'd been kissed. You walked in. Ron's an idiot."
"You think? I'm pretty sure the giant squid has more manners."
"I didn't expect him to try and make out with my girlfriend, Mione."
"Does he even know...?"
"Doubt it. Am I forgiven?" Ginny asked giving Hermione a wide-eyed look.
"Yes, you know I can't stay mad at you, Gin." Hermione grabbed Ginny and gave her a quick kiss. "now, what's this I hear about you sleeping around?" Ginny laughed.
"As if I'd do anything to lose you."
"We should set Ron up with someone..."
"Draco?" Ginny laughed.
"I wouldn't wish Ron on my worst enemy, much less Draco. Peeves?" The girls nearly fell over laughing.
"See, Hermione, this is why I love you. You're my kind of crazy. I was gonna suggest the giant squid."
"Same, and I heard the squid has very high standards your idiot of a brother doesn't meet." Hermione stated kissing Ginny. The both dissolved into peals of laughter as they headed up to their dorm.