Another Hazbin Hotel fluff I couldn't resist. Enjoy!

Sir Pentious was in the bathroom, flossing and brushing his fangs. When he was done, he slithered to his room, where the Egg Bois, who were ready for bed, waited.

"Ready for bed, Sir Pentious?" Charlie asked.

"Yes, my dear," Sir Pentious replied with a yawn as he slithered into his bed.

Charlie tucked him in. "There you go. Goodnight."

"Goodnight, Charlie."

"Goodnight, my fellow," Alastor said.

"Goodnight, Alastor."

Charlie and Alastor exited the room and moved on to the next room. The next room was Tom Trench's room. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. "What?"

"Tom, are you okay?" asked Charlie.

"Oh, yeah, I'm fine," Tom answered. "I just wasn't expecting anyone at this hour."

The two opened the door and walked inside. "Charlie and I came to see how you were doing, Tom," Alastor told him.

"Oh, I'm doing great. I just need a spot for a photo of all of us Hazbins." He showed them a photograph inside the frame of the team at the Happy Hotel.

"Oh, I know just the spot," Alastor offered.

"Right on the nightstand," Charlie said.

"I like it very much," Tom replied. "Thank you." He yawned and stretched. Then he climbed into bed and tucked himself in.

"Goodnight, Tom!" Charlie and Alastor said.

"Goodnight, Charlie. Goodnight, Alastor."

Little Nifty was in her room, knitting until she heard a knock on the door. She stopped her task and answered the door.

"Good evening, little darling," Alastor said.

"Hi, Alastor. Hi, Charlie," she greeted.

"Whatcha doing, Nifty?" Charlie asked.

"Knitting," Nifty replied.

"What have you been knitting?" Charlie wanted to know.

Nifty showed her her projects. "These are for Fat Nuggets, Angel Dust's piggy."

"I'm sure Angel Dust would love it," Charlie said.

…

Meanwhile, Angel Dust was petting his piglet, Fat Nuggets. "Who's a good piggy?" Angel Dust said in a baby voice and smooched him. "You are!" Just then, he heard a knock on the door and he went over to answer it. Fat Nuggets followed behind him.

"Hey, Angel Dust," Charlie said, "Alastor, Nifty, and I decided to drop in since Nifty made your pig a little something."

Nifty showed Angel Dust the gifts she made. "Angel Dust, here's a sweater, blanket, and a pillow for Fat Nuggets."

"Oh, my God, Nifty, they're so beautiful!" Angel Dust said gratefully. "Thank you so much!"

"And thank you, Angel," Nifty said and hugged him.

Stunned, but touched by kindness, he gave her the hug in return. "Keep making beautiful projects," he encouraged.

Nifty smiled. "I will."

…

That night, Alastor, Charlie, Angel Dust, and Vaggie told Nifty a bedtime story of a female werewolf called Red Werewolfing Hood.

"And in the end, they had venison," Alastor said.

"Alastor!" Charlie, Angel, Nifty, and Vaggie scolded playfully.

"That's not how the story goes," Nifty giggled. "That'd be silly."

"I know, but I felt that this story needed a twist," Alastor teased playfully and tousled Nifty's hair.

All of a sudden, Husk asked himself as he woke up, "Huh? What the fuck is this?" He looked around his room and sighed. "Oh, nothing, as usual." He covered himself with blankets and went back to sleep.

Alastor turned to Fat Nuggets. "Fat Nuggets, I'm going to gobble you up!" he said mischievously.

"Al, don't!" Angel Dust shouted and grabbed his pig. "He's my pet and we don't eat pets! He's not just my pet, he's family." He glanced at his pig and asked, "Aren't you, Fat Nuggets?"

"That was really uncool, Al," Charlie said with a glare.

"Oh, sorry about that," Alastor said chuckling nervously.

"Oh, really? Because you went too far at that time," Angel Dust retorted and walked away to cool off. "Come on, Fat Nuggets." Seeing the pig's worried expression and hearing his whimper, he said, "I know. I'm not going to let anyone eat you, okay?" He kissed him on the head.

"Hey, there little sweetie," Charlie said to Fat Nuggets as she pet him. "It's okay. No one's going to hurt you."

"Angel, I'm sorry about your pig," Vaggie said.

"Thanks, Vaggie," Angel Dust said, "At least someone feels sorry for him."

"Maybe he was just kidding," Vaggie assumed, shrugging her shoulders.

"Well, even if he was, that joke must've really hurt me," Angel Dust said, still upset with Alastor. "It even hurt my poor baby. Al's a dick."

Vaggie sighed. "You're right. I don't always trust him."

"Yeah, well, I don't trust anyone who tries to eat my baby. I wonder how he sleeps at night with bad jokes like this?"

"I wonder that, too," Charlie said.

Vaggie nodded in agreement. "Same." Then, the three Hazbins checked in each room through a peephole to see how well they were doing. "Sir Pentious hisses in his sleep," Angel Dust mused.

"He can't help it," Charlie said.

"That's typical for snakes," Vaggie told him.

"You're right," Angel Dust answered.

Vaggie nodded again and came up with a joke that might make Angel Dust feel better, "Says the harlequin who laughs in his sleep."

Angel Dust scoffed. "What? I do not! Get out of here!"

"You do. I caught it on video." She showed him a video on her phone to get her point.

"I suppose I do when I have sex dreams or funny dreams," Angel Dust confessed.

"Mhm. That's the Angel Dust I know," Vaggie said with a smirk.

"You know me, baby," Angel Dust said.

Alastor returned to the crew. "Son of a bitch, there he is," Angel Dust muttered. Still upset, he scowled at the strawberry pimp. "Well, I hope you're not here to eat my pig, you pet eating son of a-" he said to the radio demon.

"Ah, don't worry, my effeminate fellow," Alastor interrupted, "I am not. I just came to apologize to your and your pet." He pet Fat Nuggets.

"Cute, but I hope you mean it," Angel Dust warned him.

"I do," Alastor said sincerely.

"I accept your apology, in one condition, no eating pets or family members, understand?"

Alastor nodded and Angel Dust smiled. "Okay, goodnight, Al."

"Goodnight, everyone!" Alastor said as he waved.

Angel Dust stopped to check on Cherri Bomb through the peephole. She looked beautiful when she slept. He enjoyed seeing her as much as he enjoyed spending time with her. "Let's go to bed, Nuggets." That night, everyone had a good night's sleep.

AN: The next one-shot is going to be about them having breakfast. So stay tuned, fellas.