This story is going to be focused on Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, and Angel Dust's pig, Fat Nuggets.

One day, at the Hazbin Happy Hotel, Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb were getting ready for their date at the beach. This time, no life-threatening turf wars that led to genocide. "Cherri, can we bring Fat Nuggets?" Angel Dust asked.

"Sure, Angie," Cherri Bomb answered, "I like him. He's so cute."

"He won't be a problem," Angel Dust said and to Fat Nuggets, he added, "No, you won't. No, you won't."

Fat Nuggets snorted and grunted.

Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb put him in the stroller and covered him up with a blanket.

"Sunscreen?" Angel Dust said.

"Check," Cherri Bomb replied.

"Beach towel?"

"Check."

"Snacks and drinks, including water?"

"Double check."

"Bug spray?"

"Check."

"First aid kit?"

"Check."

"Sand toys?"

"And double check."

"Alright, so we're good," Angel Dust said.

"Yep. Ready for this?"

"Born ready, baby. Ready, Fat Nuggets?"

Fat Nuggets nodded.

"Alright, let's head out," Cherri Bomb said.

…

On the way to the beach, Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb acted as parents taking their baby in a stroller for a walk. "Aww, Fat Nuggets is so precious," Cherri Bomb said.

"Yes, you are, Fat Nuggets," Angel Dust told the pig, "Yes, you are."

When they made it to the beach, Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb took off their shirts and shorts to reveal their bikini swimsuits. "Ready for sunscreen, buddy?" Angel Dust asked Fat Nuggets. "We don't want you to get sunburnt."

Cherri Bomb sprayed sunscreen on her hands to put it on the pig. Angel Dust helped, too, in order to protect his pet from getting sunburned and to keep him from squirming. "All done, bud," Angel Dust said and he and Cherri sprayed sunscreen on each other. After that, they had snacks and water to keep them hydrated. Angel gave Fat Nuggets some water and the pig happily slurped it up. Cherri and Angel also shared their snacks with him.

An hour later, Angel asked Cherri, "Do you want to go surfing, sugar tits?"

"You bet, Angel Dust!" Cherri replied excitedly. "I'll hold Fat Nuggets for dear life."

Angel Dust put a lifejacket on Fat Nuggets in case he fell overboard. "I don't want him to drown."

"Good thinking."

…

Meanwhile, at the Happy Hazbin Hotel, Charlie was pacing, thinking of what she and the other Hazbins could do. "Anyone want to go to the beach?" Charlie asked. "It looks like a nice day to go."

"I do!" Niffty said.

"Count me in, Charlie!" Alastor said.

"Me, too!" said Vaggie.

"Sure," Husk said.

"You can drink some booze," Alastor encouraged.

"Okay," Husk told him reluctantly, "I'm in."

"Fantastic idea, Charlie," Tom Trench told Charlie.

"I'd be happy to oblige, Charlie," Sir Pentious said.

"Me, too!" said the Egg Bois.

…

Cherri and Angel were surfing with Fat Nuggets, who Cherri was holding along with Angel. "Woo hoo!" Cherri and Angel shouted.

Fat Nuggets, despite being afraid, clapped with joy.

"Are you alright, Fat Nuggets?" Angel Dust asked.

Fat Nuggets nodded.

"That's good," Angel Dust said. "You're clapping. Cherri is keeping you close just as she promised."

"I sure am!" Cherri Dust exclaimed. "Woo!"

"You're safe with us!" Angel Dust said to his pig.

"Angel!" a familiar voice shouted.

"Who said that?" Angel asked.

"I don't know," Cherri answered and she and Angel turned to their speaker. "Oh, shit."

"CHARLIE!" they yelled in unison.

"I just thought it'd be a good day to go to the beach!" Charlie said.

"Are you sure you didn't come to ruin our date?" Angel Dust asked.

"Why would I ever do that?"

"Yeah, Angel, we would never do that," Vaggie told him.

"They're right, my effeminate fellow," Alastor said.

"Yeah, you're right, Al," Angel Dust told him.

"How's it going, hoes?" Sir Pentious asked.

"Good, how about you, Edgelord?" Cherri replied playfully.

"Swell," Sir Pentious returned. "I'll race ya!"

"Oh, it's on!" Angel said and they followed him.

"I'll beat you!" Sir Pentious taunted jokingly.

One of the egg bois playfully blew a raspberry at Cherri, Angel, and Fat Nuggets.

"Not in the nine circles you won't!" Angel Dust joked back.

"Unless I blow you to bits!"

"Kinky," Angel Dust said.

"Sir Pen, we don't blow people to bits," Charlie scolded playfully.

"I was just kidding, Charlie," Sir Pentious told her.

"Okay, I was just checking."

"Oh, I think I'm going to be sick!" Husk said, covering his mouth and Alastor brought him back to shore. On shore, Alastor handed Husk a barf bag that Husk could throw up in.

"Must not be a surfer, eh, Husker?" Alastor asked him.

Husk blew chunks in his bag. "Don't Husker me, we should've waited an hour before going surfing, you son of a bitch!" Husk argued.

"Well, I thought I told you to wait until after we went surfing on the way to the beach!" Alastor argued back. "Now, if you would excuse me, I'm going to go back to surfing." He returned to the ocean to surf some more.

Husk, on the other hand, was too sick, even to drink any booze. So he drank a little bit of water.

Tom Trench, was having a fun time. "Woo! This beats having Katie Killjoy!"

"You can say that again, Tom!" Charlie told him.

"No kidding," Vaggie, who was behind Charlie, agreed.

"How are you doing, Niffty?" Charlie asked.

"This is fun!" Niffty yelled happily and giggled. Then, Charlie and Vaggie laughed with her.

Later, Cherri and Angel won the surf race and high-fived. Fat Nuggets high-fived them both. "We make a pretty good team, Ang," Cherri said.

"You know it, babe," Angel Dust said.

"Woo hoo!" Sir Pentious and the Egg Bois cheered.

"I lost, but I had fun," Sir Pentious said.

"Yep and having fun is all that matters," Angel Dust said.

"No sense being a sore loser," Cherri Bomb agreed.

"Yes, indeed," Sir Pentious said.

…

That night, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, and Fat Nuggets had the romantic dinner date to themselves. "Alone at last, huh, baby?" Angel Dust asked Cherri Bomb.

"Yep."

Fat Nuggets agreed.

Cherri and Angel clinked their wine glasses and sipped their wine. Fat Nuggets dug into his bowl of oatmeal with fruit like it was slop. Angel and Cherri each ate pork chops with barbecue sauce with potatoes and a salad. After a while, they packed up their leftovers to go and headed back to the Hazbin Happy Hotel.

"It was a beautiful night, wasn't it, Cherri?" Angel Dust asked.

"You can say that again, even with Fat Nuggets," Cherri Dust answered.

Fat Nuggets grunted and nodded in agreement. He watched as the two kissed passionately.

AN: I doubt that there are beaches in Hell, but maybe in the Hazbin Hotel universe, there might be.