Oh! My! Gods! I have made a parody of (almost, sorry for skipping Stay Alive reprise) every single Song from that musical. I can't believe I didn't give up on this all the way back in February. Thank you to everyone who has read "Alexander Hamilkane" so far. It truly means the world to me. Now, without further ado:
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Horus:
Let me tell you what I wish I'd known
When I was young and dreamed of gory
You have no control:
Horus and company:
Who lives
Who dies
Who tells your story?
Sadie:
We clean the BH, warmed by the sun.
I'll give the attackers this: They really know how to destroy someone's house.
Some of the damage couldn't be undone magically even if I tried.
And, I tried.
Horus and company:
Who lives
Who dies
Who tells your story?
Sadie:
It's a new day, a new sun.
We say bye to Zia and uncle as they leave to return The House's prosperity.
It's a shame the two of them don't get enough credit
For all the things they've done for us.
Horus and company:
Who lives
Who dies
Who tells your story?
Walt:
Everyone keeps mentioning how and this story should be told.
I wonder if I'll get to see our win, for sure won't grow old.
But when your gone, who remembers your name?
Who keeps your flame?
Who tells your story?
Who tells your story?
Who tells your story?
Your story?
Horus:
Carter and Sadie,
The gods thank you for shaping the narrative.
Isis:
Carter and Sadie,
The gods thank you for going against your fears,
And making everything possible to save the upcoming years.
But is it enough?
Bast:
Carter and Sadie,
Are you ready to see the one who fought by your side?
Sadie:
Will he ever remember the story?
Taweret:
Even if you read through thousands of pages of writing
You still won't be able to turn back-
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
I talk with-
Sadie and Walt:
Walt
Walt:
If I don't make it out alive,
Will you tell the story?
Sadie:
Walt, with some research-
Walt:
Will you?
Sadie:
When I need you most, you are right on
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
And I'm still not through.
I ask myself, "What would my parents do if they had more- "
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
Carter, in his dorky kindness,
Gives me the best birthday present that I could have ever wanted.
Mom, if you only had more-
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
I think back of D.C. and The Washington Monument.
Horus and Isis: You shape your own story.
I think of Desjardins' recent bravery.
And we could do so much more if only have-
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
And when the time is up, have we done enough?
By telling our story?
Company:
By telling your story?
Sadie:
Oh. Let's do what we're known for.
Company:
The recordings.
Sadie:
Let's tell the world what actually happened in New York City.
Company:
The recordings.
Sadie:
Will the Brooklyn House be filled with hundreds of children?
Will we grow up?
Company:
The recordings.
Sadie:
Will I decide my dilemma with Anubis?
If we only have-
Company:
Time.
Sadie:
And when our time is up,
Have we done enough?
Will they remember our story.
Company:
Will they remember your story?
Sadie:
I promise the sun will shine again.
It's only a matter of-
Company:
Time.
Will they remember our story?
Who lives, who dies, who remembers your story?
Who lives, who dies-
Time...
Time...
Time...
Every single person mentioned by now + Random Voices 1 and 2:
Who remembers your story?