At this point Random Voices 1 and 2 are not only valid narators, they are also someone reading the series for the first time and reacting in real time. Update: They were reminding me of someone and I spent two days trying to remember who, but Random Voice 1 and Random Voice 2 are now canonically based on Munk and Mambo from Happily N'Ever After.
96 Thousand
Carter:
Ninety-six thousand!
Random Voice 1:
Damn
Walt:
Ninety-six thousand!
Random Voice 2:
Demons? Hold up!
Carter:
Ninety-six thousand!
R.V.1:
An attack on Thoth's home!
Walt:
Ninety-six thousand!
Yo,
We could've come tomorrow
Carter:
Yeah, I know, I guess we'll take part in a killing spree.
The demons don't show a sign they'll flee.
I can't believe all the mortals can't even see.
Thoth's fighting, he doesn't seem happy.
Face of Horror is here and feeling pretty chatty.
He starts to choke me, I try to fight him off
My arms turn to lead, he says he can feel my turmoil.
FoH:
Oh no, here goes Mr. Braggadocio
Next thing you know, you're dying, poor Pinocchio—
Just give me Ra and stay out the rodeo.
Or you'll end up like that nome in Tokyo!
Carter:
And just when I was ready
To die and my eyes were getting heavy
The demon exploded in confetti.
Thoth:
Yo-yo, it's Thoth!
Yo, what'd you come for: danger?
Should've stayed home
Carter:
Uhm, you're welcome?
Thoth:
No need, the situation isn't yet dire.
I have two more days till my powers all expire.
Then I'll be helpless to enemy fire.
C'mon, say what the thing you came to ask is.
Just know that on shadows I don't give classes.
Walt:
Can shadows lead to an end?
Thoth:
Theoretically, aha
Walt:
How do we bring Apophis' end?
Thoth:
Can't tell you!
Carter:
Do you want to meet the end?
Thoth:
I can give you a hint!
Walt:
When will this end?
Thoth:
For real though, this has to stay on the low,
Or I'll probs get lots of threats
From gods wanting to break my neck with my own desk.
For real, though, I might have broken some laws eons ago,
And written a book, that, I fear
Has been stolen way too easily.
Carter:
By who? Where does he keep it?
Thoth:
First count to three,
Before you decide to kill me
Carter:
Where is it?
Thoth:
Well, if it is just between you and me
Walt:
Thoth, where is it?
Thoth:
I don't know.
But he put the spell is one papyrus piece.
Carter:
I can feel our chances decrees.
All copies are destroyed, I believe.
Thoth:
You can ask him to personally teach
His old techniques.
Carter:
But he's death, you see.
Thoth:
Setne's case is no place for hypotheticals.
Even in his dead he goes ahead and finds the holes
In the system that tries to prosecute him.
But with your father in charge, you have to hurry if you want to use him.
Carter:
Use him?
Thoth:
Yes, Setne. You gotta use him.
Walt:
So we're about to ask a ghostly ass for help and hope he'll do it?
Carter:
At least we'll try, eh?
Thoth:
I hope you're crazy, you two
'Cause that's the only way you can do what your 'bout to do.
And to let you know the last bit –
Walt:
It's time to go, I'll tell Carter the rest of it.
Carter:
It's not my business.
Walt:
No,
It's everybody's business.
At this point we can't ignore talking about the illness.
We're nearing the end, I won't be for longer in the House and
Anubis is sure I won't see overmorrow's sunrise and
I can't in secret any longer this information
Carter:
Can't we change this situation?
Isn't there anything –
Walt:
No.
Carter:
Not a single thing?
Walt:
No.
We have to prevent things way more devastating.
Carter:
What?
From where's that motivation?
Walt?
How are you so patiently waiting?
When
Your condition's gone from latent to blatant?
Walt:
Can you let me finish instead of protest?
For decades I've known this.
Recently, however, I can't sleep,
Because Anubis might have found a way my life to keep.
Carter:
Those news are so good.
Walt:
Still, it's not time yet.
Carter:
So maybe of the boat let go?
Random Voice:
The boat falls apart….
Walt:
It won't happen again.
Damn! Now we gotta grab the ropes, eh?
Random voice:
The griffin lends down.
Bast is there to say hello.
She asks: "How did it go?"
The author
Will omit the overlapping rerun
Of the song,
'Cause it's quite fucking complicated to follow and long.
All:
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Know where we're going,
We're never gonna
Stop tip-toein'
Now we know where to go and
Once we get going
We're never gonna stop!